Well, just looking at this stalk, I know how vulgar and Mary Sue is.

So this article takes a relaxed, cheerful, thunderous and dirty route.

I write indiscriminately, just take a look.I am very happy when Bojun smiles or complains.

On the occasion of the second round of airing, I used this to commemorate Wang, who I have loved for several months.

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☆、The king of Yiqu fell from the sky

Friday afternoon, January 2016, 1

Mingyan took a few hours' flight from city A back to city D, and it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when she got off the plane.She took a taxi back to her small apartment.The key turned the door and entered the house.The house is filled with evening sunlight, making people comfortable and safe.Finally home, after a five-day business trip, I was exhausted.She lifted the plastic sheet covering the furniture and dusted it lightly with a duster.Dust danced in the light, and soon it was dark.Mingyan finally finished cleaning everything, and sat down on the sofa in a relaxed manner.

The fish in the aquarium were still swimming happily, Mingyan looked at the tropical fish swimming around in the big aquarium, a little lost in thought.They bought this ecological fish tank together, and he never came back after the quarrel that day.The problem between the two of them is no longer a day or two, they are both working hard in this far away from home.Although they have gone through so many hardships together after graduation, they are still no match for the long-lasting test.In the grinding firewood, rice, oil and salt, love is almost worn out, right?

This time the magazine was on a business trip to write a travel feature, and she tried her best to fight for this opportunity.Not just for a trip, but just as she wanted to escape from this place and relax for a while.In fact, after two days, she realized that she was worrying too much, and she didn't need to run away at all.When she was out of town, her cell phone never rang.He probably didn't even know he was gone, and obviously no one in the house had come back after so many days.She felt really abandoned by the whole world.

Mingyan shook her head and stopped thinking about it.I looked at my watch, it was almost seven o'clock.She didn't buy food, and she didn't want to cook.Turned on the phone, ordered a takeaway, and then went to take a shower. After 15 minutes, I came out, wrapped my head in a towel, and turned on the TV to play the station boringly.In fact, all channels are the same at this time - news broadcast.Mingyan can only watch, which foreign head of state the leaders went to the green field to meet today, the happy life of our people, and the displaced people in the raging flames of war...

The doorbell rang, and Mingyan's heart beat wildly, with a little ridiculous hope, could it be him?Open the door, and sure enough, the food delivery person came.Mingyan said "thank you", took the things and walked in silently.The takeaway guy couldn't help but look at this girl twice: 24 years old, tall and good-looking.Although it's not very beautiful, she always makes people look at her twice - I don't know if this is one of the reasons for his dissatisfaction?At this time, Mingyan was wearing home clothes, her hair seemed to have just been washed, and the water was still dripping, this appearance made her heart skip a beat.But looking at the woman's eyebrows, she seemed very lonely, as if some hope had failed.There should be no one else in the room except her, only the hollow sound of the broadcasting cavity in the TV.The sound of closing the door was like a sigh. Looking at the closed door, the little brother also sighed for some reason, shook his head and went downstairs.

Mingyan put things on the table, opened the bag and took out boxes one by one.She ordered a box of three dishes, and wanted to eat the rest tomorrow morning.But found that there was an extra box of rice, startled, and put it aside.Lonely, he arranged the food and ate it by himself.

The ending song of the news broadcast sounded, followed by commercials.Mingyan dialed a few channels randomly, and stopped at the station that played Mi Yue's biography.Because of the previous Legend of Zhen Huan, she also watched this drama with great affection.I was a little disappointed in the end, but I continued to watch it intermittently.I haven't had much time recently, and I've been too busy to watch such a long drama.If it wasn't for Sister Shu and King Yiqu, she might have given up on the show long ago, right?I didn't watch TV in other places for a few days, and I don't know where the show is?

The beautiful opening song sounded, today is the 79th and 80th episodes.Ming Yan sighed in her heart, her sister Shu is out of action, right?At the beginning, Wei Ran and the others were in a meeting, and the low-pitched sentence "Yiqu people have already become ill in Qin State" made the atmosphere heavy.Then Mr. Yiqu quarreled with Miyue because of Huwei, and then the jailbreaker died, followed by the depressing conversation in the suburbs...

Watching while eating, an episode is over soon.Mingyan listened to the ending song and sighed.Life is already so bad, even the TV is so uncomfortable.She lay on the sofa for a while, closed her eyes and rested her mind, then turned on her phone again - still not a single message.Mingyan was bored and scrolled through Weibo and Moments to pass the time for advertisements.

The 80th episode finally started, the cruel heart, the last sunset, and then it turned out that Zhai Li led people into the palace.Mingyan witnessed her king trying to die all the way in the Xuanshi Palace, and finally was shot by an arrow and died.Dumbfounded, there were no more tears to shed.In fact, this result was inevitable, she knew from the very beginning that Zhai Li would die like this one day, but she was still rubbed hard.Miyue's hair turned white overnight, the 80th episode ends.

Ending song, next episode preview, there is only one episode left tomorrow, it's the finale.King Yiqu is no longer here, and she doesn't want to see it tomorrow either.Distraught, Mingyan changed a few more channels and turned off the TV.Take the meals to the kitchen and put them away, wash your face and brush your teeth.When I returned to the room, I turned on the computer without turning on the lights, and looked at my watch. It was almost ten o'clock.

Mingyan sorted out the manuscripts of the past few days, and they will hand them over to the magazine early tomorrow morning.In the meantime, she clicked on WeChat a few more times, but there was still no news at all, so she turned off her phone immediately when she got agitated.After finishing the manuscript, Mingyan opened another document - it was written by her, the fanfic of King Yiqu and Princess Donglu.Because of her profession, she is always used to putting her eyes on places that others don't pay attention to.She likes to crackle at the computer in the study with the lights off at night, and has written a few novels for a little money before.But Tongrenwen obviously won't have any "money prospects". At that time, he still laughed at her, day by day, what is this for?Does he know that you like King Yiqu so much?Mingyan didn't know why, she just wanted to give him a fulfillment.

I'm almost done writing, and it's getting late at night.Mingyan was staring at the blue light on the screen in a daze, looking at the last few lines - King Yiqu and Princess Donglu lived a happy and shameless life in the grassland.But she knew that this was just a dream.Whether it is a TV series or real history, King Yiqu died in the Xianyang Palace.

If only I could meet a Yiqu king...

Thinking about it, Mingyan felt drowsy, and fell asleep on the table slowly.

It was a long night, and there was silence outside the window, except for the occasional sound of cars passing by in the wind.Mingyan squinted for a while, then woke up.Half of it was because of the pain in my neck, and the other half was because I heard something, which seemed to come from the living room.Is the TV off?Could it be that he came back?Mingyan got up, tilted her head, supported her stiff neck with her hands, walked outside, and stood there in a daze.

There was indeed someone standing in the hall, but it was obviously not Fang Ming.The man was tall and tall, with his back turned to this side, and the outline of his body was very strange.Because I couldn't see clearly with the lights on, I could only see two shadows protruding from my shoulders.He also seemed to be holding a very long murder weapon in his hand.

Isn't it a thief?Mingyan regrets not having a dog.Be calm, be sure to be calm.Mingyan walked over quietly, thinking as she walked, the silhouette in the shadow seemed to be a bit like a person... Mingyan touched the switch on the wall, and flicked on the light.

Mingyan was not the kind of person who would yell when she was frightened, she just gasped and lost sleepiness at all.Hundreds of thoughts flashed in my mind: Am I tired of writing, am I dreaming or my eyes are dazzled, I am sleepwalking now, the God of Longevity, which gods and Buddhas have appeared, who are you, the hero, please forgive me, the hero Whatever you take away, don't kill me, woo woo, mom...

Hearing the sound, the man turned around, squinting his eyes slightly, as if he was stung by the sudden light.From head to toe, it is exactly the same as the person on TV, with armor cloak, wolf head shoulder pads, bronze sword and cute mustache.It's just that he looks a bit embarrassed, with injuries on his body, and the blood from the wound has congealed.

Seeing clearly who was coming, Ming Yan was no longer afraid, but even more afraid.Xiao Fang told her that she must lock the door in the middle of the night when she is alone at home, and never come out when she hears any noise.Why didn't you listen to him, but what should I do if I'm already out...Mingyan calmed down and tried to communicate.

"You..." She thought about it, but it seemed wrong.Looking around, there is nothing to copy in his hand to protect himself.I had no choice but to make a fist with my right hand, pointing at the visitor with two middle fingers: "Who are you?" The ancients should have spoken like this, right?

The other party also looked at her in amazement.Don't understand?Mingyan remembered that her Chinese teacher had said that Cantonese is the language closest to ancient Chinese.The tone of the ancients must sound strange: "Are you on the side?" Mingyan grew up watching Hong Kong dramas, asked in Cantonese learned from TVB, and looked around subconsciously: "Where is the TV?" Closed, still intact.The doors and windows are also in good condition.

The person who came finally uttered a human language—the human language of this era: "What?" The voice was also very nice, bursting with hormones, making people feel pregnant when they heard it.

Mingyan trembled: "You, you... who are you?" Suddenly remembered something, and asked tentatively: "Mr. Gao?"

The other party frowned and said: "Mr. Gao is short and young, this king is the Lord of Daqin Yiqu, Zhai Li."

Although it is one thing to think, it is one thing to be crazy, but it is another thing for the wish to come true.It was so weird in the middle of the night, and Mingyan was also surprised why she didn't have a heart attack right now.

Mingyan: "Where did you fall from..." Her voice was suppressed as much as possible, but she could still clearly hear her trembling.

Zhai Li didn't answer, looked around and asked, "What is this place?"

Mingyan: "This... this is the country of Yan... right?" I remember the map of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States in the middle school history textbook. My place should belong to the country of Yan?

Zhai Li wondered, "Yan Kingdom?"

Mingyan shook her head: "Ah, that's not right." She said seriously, "This is China."

Zhai Li was even more surprised: "China?" In the Spring and Autumn Period, the Five Hegemons and the Seven Heroes in the Warring States Period, when did China exist in the world?

Ming Yan nodded, Zhai Li looked at it, and said again: "Then who are you?"

Ming Yan straightened her chest and said, "I am the owner of this room, my name is Ming Yan."

Zhai Li was obviously not interested in her name, so he walked away, walked to the door, and walked back.The place is not big, just a few steps away.Mingyan knew that he must be wondering why this place is so strange.

Mingyan watched him pace up and down, then walked to the window and looked down.Subconsciously ran over to pull him, and shouted urgently: "No, no, no, you can't get out from here!"

Zhai Li glanced at her, with a cold light in his eyes, Mingyan was so frightened that she quickly let go of her hand, and murmured, "It's on the tenth floor."

Zhai Li said: "This king wants to go out, lead the way."

Ming Yan also got excited: "It's not polite to ask someone to talk." Seeing Zhai Li's cold silence, she faltered again: "It's not that I won't take you out, but what if you go out? It's in the middle of the night, Where are you going?" No matter where he came from, the living King Yiqu fell before his eyes, whether he was public or private, how could there be any reason to let him go?

Zhai Li was still staring at her, making people hairy all over.Mingyan raised her hand unapologetically and pointed: "The door is over there."

Zhai Li walked over, pushed and pulled, but couldn't open it.Seeing that he was about to kick his foot, Mingyan hurried over and helped him open the lock.Zhai Li hesitated, glanced at the strange thing on the door, and stepped out.

☆, strong man, please put down your sword

Mingyan leaned against the wall of the entrance and sat down slowly.Sitting stupidly can last 10 minutes—half of the time in a daze, half of the time in regret.Thinking about what happened just now, finally at No. 11 minutes, he gritted his teeth and stood up.He took the key and opened the door with a stomp.No matter what you say, you have to chase this extraterrestrial visitor back!

There are three households on each floor. It is midnight, and the building is very quiet.Mingyan pressed the elevator button, and suddenly realized that that person probably wouldn't take an elevator.What about the stairwell?Mingyan pushed open the heavy door in the stairwell and walked out, going all the way down to the first floor.

He shouldn't be able to get out?Even if you walk out of the doorway, you can't get out of the community.For fear of being seen.A gust of cold wind blew in, Mingyan was jolted violently, and immediately became more awake.I slapped my forehead, why are you so stupid.He was still in his pajamas, so he hurried back.

Take the elevator back to the tenth floor and enter the house.The room was the same as before, nothing was left, as if no one had ever been there.It's really crazy tonight, right?Mingyan was thinking about it when she suddenly heard a knock on the door.

Mingyan was in a trance this time, but suddenly she cried out in fright.Is it, is that person back?Mingyan suppressed her startled and ecstatic heartbeat, and opened the door.

Speaking of which, just as Zhai Li went out, he was startled by the sudden light on the sensor light in the building.Walking around, I found a door, which was extremely heavy.Open the door and see the stairs.He walked down for a long time before going to the end, and then went up again, still every floor was the same.I also forgot how many floors I walked, and in a fit of anger, it seemed that I could only go back.King Yiqu, who doesn't know Arabic numerals, has a good memory. Fortunately, each door is different. After searching many layers, he finally found it here.

Mingyan can't lose her composure this time, she must stay calm.She made an expected look: "Back?"

Zhai Li was stunned: "You knew I would come back?"

If I had known earlier that I wouldn't need to travel, Ming Yan thought to herself.On the face, he was still calm, indifferent, and deliberately reluctant: "Come in." My heart has already blossomed.

Mingyan went in and took the medicine box and came out, seeing that his sword was still on the verge of breaking out, she said cautiously: "Strong man, can you put down the sword first?"

Zhai Li's eyes flickered, and he returned the sword into its sheath.

Mingyan got closer again, like a negotiator talking to a gangster: "I think you seem to be injured, may I deal with it for you?" Seeing that he didn't refuse, she walked over boldly: "Take off your armor ?” I just want to heal you, nothing else, really nothing else.

Zhai Li stretched out his hands and looked at her.

With this posture, Mingyan suddenly understood that such complicated armor should always be put on and taken off by someone.

Ming Yan didn't move for a while, Zhai Li looked a little surprised and impatient.

I really don't want to undress you, I'm not that perverted... Ming Yan complained in her heart, and she didn't do this job before, so she could only walk behind him silently, reaching out her hand carefully.I began to regret again, what did I do to bring this person full of unknown dangers back? Is it really obsessed to this point?

Mingyan tried hard, but didn't dare to fumble around, the scene of Mi Yue undressing the old man for the first time suddenly appeared in her mind.At that time, I thought, why are you so stupid, you can't even take off your clothes.Now I suddenly understand, I really don't know who is stupid...

Mingyan struggled for a long time but couldn't figure it out, Zhai Li suddenly moved—roughly tore off the cloak by herself, turned around, and stared at her fiercely.

Mingyan's knees went limp in an instant, and she felt an urge to kneel down.

In the play, I was a nympho who only saw how affectionate and lingering he was, and then I was fascinated. How could I forget how he killed people on the battlefield by licking blood with a knife?King Yiqu has always been a person who cannot be offended, and his temper is obviously not very good.Ming Yan suddenly remembered that when they were drawing lots to draw Gu worms, a child smelled the aroma of the broth, and said a wrong sentence, which drew Zhai Li's chilling eyes.For a moment, I felt that the person in front of me was definitely not the same person I was thinking of, and hypnotized myself over and over again: You are not Mi Yue, you are not Mi Yue... But, woo woo... How can I break this embarrassment now?

Zhai Li's lips parted slightly: "You..."

Mingyan suddenly cried loudly: "Your Majesty can't calm down your concubine!" Seeing that Zhai Li was stunned for a moment, she quickly took the opportunity to help him unload the remaining things.It was only after holding it in my hand that I sighed that these things are really heavy enough, even the wolf head shoulder pads are also very heavy.It's just that I didn't find the beginning. If the outside is messed up, these things will be easy to handle.

Mingyan didn't dare to throw it in front of him, so she put everything away, and dragged him to sit on the sofa——saying yes, she didn't dare to touch it at all.Just pointing: "Over there?"

Zhai Li looked at it and sat down on that strange thing.Although it is strange, it seems to be sitting on people, right?

Mingyan made up her mind, took his hand and put the back of it flat.This time, she really felt that there was a real person in front of her.The hand you hold has quality and warmth.You are the master, you are the master here, so you don't need to be such a dog... Thinking about it this way, she gained some confidence.

There was a not-so-shallow wound on the back of his hand, Ming Yan dipped a cotton ball in disinfectant alcohol: "It might hurt a bit."

Zhai Li shook his head, indicating that it was okay, but it was strange that he had never seen such a healing thing.

Mingyan gently wiped the wound with alcohol cotton, and the moment it touched the skin, he could feel him shrinking slightly.Because the blood had dried, she dipped a lot of alcohol in order to wipe the wound clean. Although the movements were as gentle as possible, it must still be very painful.However, Mingyan secretly noticed that he just wrinkled his nose slightly, without any change in color.

Ming Yan felt sympathy and heartache suddenly in her heart, the wound caused by this kind of cold weapon was too shocking.Mingyan made the wiping range smaller, but Zhai Li said: "Don't be so careful, you help this king heal his wounds, this king should be grateful to you."

Mingyan was flattered, and carefully wiped away the dried up, dark black bloodstains.

Zhai Li seemed to smell the smell of alcohol, and suddenly asked, "Is this wine?"

Mingyan nodded in a daze: "Ah...well."

Zhai Li said: "Bring it, I have a drink." When you are injured, drink some wine and you won't feel the pain.It's just that this wine... smells really strange.

Ming Yan thought that his alcohol addiction was so serious, she hurriedly said: "No, no, you can't drink this."

Zhai Li wondered, "Why?"

Ming Yan said nonsense in a serious manner: "This is my unique medicinal wine, it can only be applied externally, not taken internally." Seeing that he was skeptical, she simply said: "Drinking it will kill you!"

Zhai Li dismissed it, but didn't insist anymore.Mingyan wiped off the blood, took out Yunnan Baiyao and applied it carefully, wrapped it in gauze, cut off the tape and stuck it in place.Looking at it myself, the bandaging skills are not bad.

Mingyan said: "Are you still injured?"

Zhai Li took off her outer robe, and Mingyan was startled—the white dress that was next to her body had a streak of red here and there, and it turned into a bloody coat.After shedding so much blood, why do you still look like a normal person?To apply medicine, Zhai Li took off the inner one as well.Although it was the scene of King Yiqu taking off his clothes in front of her, which would make her nose bleed, but at the moment, Mingyan has no such thoughts at all.The new wounds and old scars all over the body, it hurts to look at it.At this moment, she only thought about how to deal with these wounds.

Let's start with the most difficult one, the arrow wound on the chest.

Mingyan deliberately smiled lightly, and said, "Can I lie down?" She should look professional, professional.

According to Zhai Li's words, he lay down slowly.It is still the old way, alcohol disinfection first, and then white medicine.The wound was quite large and deep.Ming Yan couldn't help sighing, that kind of armor, couldn't even protect him?Mingyan handled it very carefully, this time it took more than ten minutes to wrap it up.

Mingyan smiled and said: "Okay, you can get up now." Zhai Li sat up, and Mingyan sat down behind him, applying medicine to the wound on his back.The arms and back were more injured, Mingyan was angry in her heart, it seemed that there were quite a few villains sneaking behind her.

Zhai Li suddenly said: "Yanji, are you a female doctor?"

Mingyan shook her head and said, "No." It's just that these injuries are easy to deal with, and she doesn't know how to see a doctor.And what the hell is Yanji?But now I don't have the heart to correct the title problem, the business is important.

After another half an hour, everything was finally wrapped up, and safflower oil was applied to the bruises.Mingyan breathed a sigh of relief without disgrace to her mission, and said, "It's done."

Zhai Li nodded, a little tired: "Thank you."

Early morning of Saturday, January 2016, 1

Mingyan moved her sore neck, looked at her watch, it was past one o'clock.Zhai Li followed her eyes to look at the wall, wondering: "What are you looking at?"

Mingyan said: "It's even worse, it's too ugly."

King Yiqu seemed to be thinking about something. After a while, Mingyan saw him lost in thought, and said, "Do you want some water? And are you hungry? Let me get you something to eat?"

After what she said, King Yiqu was really hungry.Mingyan poured him a cup of hot water, and Zhai Li held the glass in his hand, not daring to drink it for a long time.Ming Yan went to the kitchen, feeling a little regretful, could it be possible to use these leftover takeaways to entertain him?Mingyan caught a glimpse of the extra box of rice, fortunately, this box of rice remained untouched.Is this God's foresight?Mingyan heated up the rice and a box of untouched vegetables in the microwave, and took them out.

Zhai Li said: "What is this?"

Mingyan rolled her eyes and said, "Food... the medicine won't kill you, just eat it." If he really keeps him, I'm afraid he will have to answer a hundred "what is this" questions every day in the future.Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt a headache.

Zhai Li stretched out his hand to grab it, but Ming Yan remembered that he didn't seem to like using chopsticks very much, so she hurriedly stuffed a spoon into his hand, and before she could say "what is this" next, said: "Eat with this." As he spoke, he made an action comparison and measured it.

Zhai Li looked suspiciously at the figure reflected in the stainless steel spoon.Ming Yan said: "Your hands are not convenient, how about I feed you?" It's really wonderful to be able to feed King Yiqu.

But Zhai Li shook his head and said, "Don't bother me." No matter how bad he was, he would never ask a little girl to feed him.

Mingyan was afraid that she would be embarrassed if she stared at him, so she got up and left.After tidying up the bed in the bedroom, he went to the study to have a look.There is a bed and table in the study room. This was done to save space, and it also misses the feeling of a university dormitory.The upper bed does not usually sleep, and now there are two suitcases piled on it, and there are many other things.Mingyan moved all the things down, and then took the quilt and spread it up.

When Mingyan went out again, she saw that Zhai Li had already stopped, barely eating a few mouthfuls of those meals.Mingyan said: "Is it not to your taste?"

Zhai Li shook his head, his face turned pale.Mingyan sighed silently in her heart, with such a serious injury, she couldn't eat for a while, right?I originally wanted him to sleep in the study, so let him have the bedroom.

Mingyan put away the things, and said: "I'll help you go in and rest, we'll talk about it after dawn."

Zhai Li didn't even want to talk anymore, he was too tired, so she helped him get up slowly and walked to the bedroom.

During these few steps, Mingyan felt extremely heavy.Help him into the bedroom and sit down on the bed.

Zhai Li only felt that it was extremely soft to sit on, and the pink sheets and quilts on Mingyan's bed were extremely disproportionate to him.Mingyan saw him with Hello Kitty on the quilt, the style of the painting was too... wonderful, and she wanted to laugh.

Zhai Li said: "Is this a couch?"

Mingyan nodded: "You should be wronged for one night first." She said with a smile and walked out, turning off the light for him.

Zhai Li lay down slowly, the pillow was also very soft, and he was not used to it for a while.Zhai Li stretched out his hand and felt a strange thing under the pillow, which was cold.Could it be that this woman also sleeps with a dagger on her pillow?He took it out and looked at it strangely, but he was really tired. He put the thing back in its original place and fell into a deep sleep.

☆, restless first day

Mingyan barely slept all night.Originally, this tossing in the middle of the night made me extremely energetic, but when I thought of a man of unknown origin under the same roof and thought about what happened that night, how could I be able to sleep?Almost staring blankly until dawn.

Saturday morning, January 2016, 1

She got up at 05:30. When she passed the living room, the door of the bedroom was still closed, and it was quiet inside.She walked lightly, went to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth, and after she woke up, she quietly went to the bedroom to take a look.As soon as the door was opened, a figure hurriedly opened the door and stared at her.

The tall figure suddenly felt a huge sense of oppression. Mingyan was startled, touched her hand, raised her head and said, "Well, I didn't want to peek at you, hehehe..." Suddenly felt that fortunately this The door frame is high enough...

Not daring to speak much, he slipped into the kitchen, thinking that this guy got up really early.Mingyan cooked two bags of quick-frozen dumplings, reheated last night's meal, added some odds and ends, took it out, and said, "Shall I have breakfast?"

Zhai Li is obviously not used to sitting on this kind of high chair, the sitting posture is very uncomfortable and strange, Mingyan feels uncomfortable all over when she sees him sitting like that.It's been a long time since I came to eat so early, and I didn't dare to stare at him. The atmosphere was strange and extremely uncomfortable.After hastily eating a few dumplings, he went in and changed his clothes, and said, "I'm going to work today, don't go anywhere if you stay here."

Zhai Li raised his eyes, Mingyan walked over and turned on the TV.What should I show him, Biography of Mi Yue?No, no, it's too unsafe.Mingyan thought for a while, and tuned to a safer program - Animal World.

Well, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, suitable for all ages.Mingyan nodded, and said: "If you're bored, watch TV, the bathroom...the toilet is over there."

Pulling him over, he turned on the light in the bathroom.Seeing Zhai Li's bewildered face, he looked to the side, pulled the shower head over, sprayed the toilet twice, and hinted all over his face, "Understood?"

After a pause, he pressed the flush button again, and the water in the toilet swirled down, and a new layer of water came up again: "It must be like this every time I use it up."

I don't know if he understands or not, but Ming Yan was a little too late, and hurriedly said: "Otherwise, explore by yourself, pour water into a thermos bottle. Don't play with fire, don't climb high, don't use needles or scissors... I'm leaving .” Pointing to the thermos bottle, he replaced his shoes with his bag, and without giving him a chance to speak, he went out with a bang.

Mingyan took two steps, and with a thought, she took out the key by accident, and locked the door behind her.

I can't escape like this, can I?Mingyan felt relieved and went to work.

When I arrived at the magazine and handed in the manuscript, the editor-in-chief was quite satisfied.I held two more meetings, chatted with my colleagues about the business trip for a while, distributed the small gift I brought, and then it was noon.She said she was not feeling well, so she didn't go to dinner with everyone.

Saturday, January 2016, 1 during the day

She wanted to call Fang Ming all morning, she picked up the phone several times, put it down several times, her mind was in a mess.In the afternoon, one person is either staring at the computer in a daze, or the colleagues at the next table can hear her clacking and typing on the keyboard, and seven or eight windows are stacked one on top of the other on the screen. Paranoia of being persecuted, actor's self-cultivation, black holes and quantum physics, werewolves, vampires, the Big Bang... I don't know what to write again, I need such a big brain hole?

Ming Yan looked through a lot of useful and useless things indiscriminately, feeling sad from it.It’s true that I’ve watched too many Cult movies. I thought you were Fight Club?If you want to believe in science, you need to sew your brains out too much... On second thought, wouldn't it be a good thing for a Yiqu king to fall from the sky?Whatever scientific atheism it is.I want to go home!

The hour hand moved so slowly, the watch on the table was almost caught fire by Mingyan's stare.Finally, when it was time to get off work, Mingyan packed her things early, put on her coat and scarf, and went out.

The colleague behind him still laughed: "Are you going on a date? You've only been away for a few days, and you're better than a newlywed."

It's really a pot that doesn't turn on and which pot to lift, go to his Xiaobie newlyweds.Who is the old lady going to see, and she envies you to death!Mingyan thought in her heart, with a smile on her face: "Yes, yes." The elevator didn't wait any longer, and went directly down the stairs.

Saturday evening, January 2016, 1

The subway is still so crowded, Mingyan remembered what Yu Hua wrote in "The Seventh Day", that every day in this city, countless people come out of the underground like mice, and return to the underground after a day's work, they are called the rat race .I think of this writer's famous saying: Compared with the absurdity of reality, the absurdity of novels is simply nothing.

I finally got out of the car, and the underground returned to the ground. Fortunately, I ordered takeaway in advance.Mingyan walked all the way, passed the pharmacy, and went in to buy some medicine for trauma.Then I went to get her packed vegetables, and when passing by the market, I saw a seller of pearl rabbits by the side of the road.She had always wanted to keep a pet, but Fang Ming didn't like it, so she had to take a step back and bought the ecological tank, raising seven or eight red "blood parrots".Seeing the rabbits, Ming Yan couldn't move, she felt angry: "Give me a pair, how much is the cage?"

The man didn't even sell half of the rabbits for a day, and he immediately became happy, and caught her two, which looked pretty good.Mingyan didn't even pay back the price, gave the money, took the rabbit and left.

Back in the community and took the elevator upstairs, for some reason, she became nervous for no reason.I remembered the information I read today, and what my high school physics teacher told me about Schrödinger's cat.In classical physics, whether or not the cat is in the box is determined before opening it.In quantum physics, the cat lives and dies superimposed in the box, two possibilities coexist, but one of them disappears at the moment of opening.Einstein said that there is no possibility in this world, only destiny.All things in the world have their determinants, now Zhai Li is her cat, before opening the door, she will never know if he is still there or not.

Could it be that when I opened the door, everything was gone and it was me and my alter ego last night?Mingyan rolled her eyes, thinking that she really should go to a mental hospital.

She took a deep breath and opened the door, remembering that she forgot to teach him to turn on the light this morning, but the light in the living room was on.The TV is still ringing, but it's not the animal world channel, but two people talking about cross talk.One person stood beside the fish tank, with his hands folded in front of his chest, staring at the red fish floating up and down in a daze.It wasn't Fang Ming, it was Zhai Li.Ming Yan breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't realize whether it was Xiao Fang or Zhai Li that she was looking forward to.

Hearing the sound, Zhai Li turned his head.Mingyan put down the things and looked around.I also ate the leftover meal from the morning, and everything was fine, except for a piece of silver, large and small, on the ground.It should be a broken kettle liner...

Mingyan pretended to be calm, she took off her coat and said with a smile: "How are you today? I bought something delicious, let's have dinner."

Put things in order.

Zhai Li walked over, avoiding the debris on the ground: "This pot..."

Ming Yan hurriedly said: "Oh, it's all right, I'll clean up after eating. This kind of thing is like this, it's easy to explode, didn't it scare you?"

When she was in college, she had two explosions in one semester. One was empty, but it just fell flat and shattered.Another time, the freshly boiled water was connected to it, and it was so hot that her whole body was covered with shadows.But this one was obviously broken, and Mingyan didn't break it.

Zhai Li saw the rabbit cage by the door, Mingyan didn't know it was her illusion, his eyes were a little bright.

Mingyan hurriedly said: "This is not for food, it is for me to raise."

Zhai Li said: "Why raise it?"

Mingyan opened the cage, took the rabbit out, touched it, and stretched it out in front of him: "Bring it to relieve boredom, look how cute this rabbit is."

Zhai Li also grabbed the other one out of the cage, and acted violently, very mercilessly...

Ming Yan said: "Take it easy, I'll let them give birth to my little rabbits in the future."

I don't know if it's because of my eyesight, but Ming Yan felt that Zhai Li was smiling, she touched that rabbit, then hers, and said: "What kind of rabbit is born, both of them are male."

Mingyan didn't believe it, and Zhai Li had an expression of "you can know it by touching it yourself".In fact, she doesn't know how to touch, and doesn't know how to look at the parents, but Zhai Li should be right, right?Thinking of that sentence, the male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred.It really is hard to tell the difference between male and female, Mingyan sighed in her heart, this world has become so prevalent

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