[Comprehensive] Judging people by their appearance

A name is a very important noun for a person. @|

Therefore, the name of Sakata Gintoki is Sakata Gintoki's cub, and others always call him "Little Gintoki" and "Gintoki Sauce"

But no one ever asked him if he liked the name.

He, Sakata Xiaoyinshi, had had enough of this stupid name.

Almost all of his life was under the shadow of that idiot silver-haired father!

Even his beloved mother loves that man more than Xiao Yinshi's son.

Even Xiao Yinshi suspected that if he was not the child of Sakata Yinshi, if he had done such a thing boldly, his mother would definitely kill him.

That's right, Sakata Xiaoyinshi has entered the rebellious stage ahead of time, and he is going to kill that man who always likes to force his will on Xiaoyinshi!

As the child of Chiba and Sakata Yinshi, Xiao Yinshi may be born with supernatural powers. He has discovered that he has powers different from ordinary people since he was a child. Because of this, the unscrupulous father always thinks that Xiao Yinshi is very talented. He will definitely do great things and become a big man!

Therefore, he began to give Xiaoyin Times various remedial classes.

Maybe parents are very worried about whether their children are more versatile than other people's children, and Sakata Gintoki is even more unavoidable.

When Xiaoyinshi was three years old, Sakata Yinshi discovered that Xiaoyinshi could speak alien languages, and thought that he could be a translator in the future, so he sent him to learn foreign languages.

But later I felt that a boy can't just specialize in liberal arts, and he has inherited his father's handsome appearance. Wouldn't it be a bitch if he only knows how to read and becomes a nerd?

So Sakata Gintoki decided to teach Little Ginshi to swing a knife. Boys just want to practice kung fu, and both civil and military skills are the best!

This concept continued until Xiaoyinshi was six years old. An accident made Sakata Yinshi discover that Xiaoyinshi had a super talent for high technology. This was reflected in the fact that he disassembled Aunt Xiaoyu, reinstalled the sound card and put it back together again. It can be seen from above.

【My son is really perfect, just like his even more perfect father】

Sakata Gintoki thought of it with great satisfaction, and felt that his son's talent could not be buried, so he sent his son to Hiraga Gengai to be taught.

Not at all worried that his lovely and beautiful son would be alone with an old man what kind of terrible sparks would be sparked.

Anyway, when Xiao Yinshi was sent back to Wanshiwu by Pinghe Yuanwai, the old man who used to be ghosts had tears in his eyes, shouted that he had someone to succeed him, and begged Yinshi to treat Xiaoyinshi as his godson.

"Godfather is not so easy to call out! Hey! Once such a shameful name is said, it will be full of loss like a part of the body is missing when the constipation suddenly goes away!"

Sakata Gintoki was overjoyed and complicated in his heart. He was glad that his son really had the demeanor of his father who fought one against a hundred back then. It was complicated because his little cute son was only six years old, and already had the attention of a wretched old man beating him.

Thus, Sakata Xiaoyin entered the happiest and most painful period of his life.

But people have to bow their heads under the eaves, not to mention that Xiao Yinshi, who has small arms and legs, can't resist his father who is much stronger than him. Even when he misses his mother's embrace and wants to sleep with his mother, Sakata Yinshi can push him aside , There is a full distance of Sakata Gintoki from the mother he loves.

Why is it so difficult to enjoy maternal love?

At the age of 11, Sakata Xiaoyin fell into philosophical thinking. At this time, he had already won the Edo Junior Martial Arts Championship, the Edo MTO Cup Science and Technology Grand Prix, and passed the fourth level of xxx foreign language. All the colleges are vying for admission, and the legendary genius-type boy is him, Sakata Xiaoyinshi from Master House!

Life is really lonely like snow, precisely because Xiao Yinshi is so outstanding, he is surrounded by fans who adore him, and there are very few who can really be friends with him.

Perhaps, geniuses are lonely.

Although this sentence was ridiculed by my father in a hundred ways, it didn't hurt Xiao Yinshi's sigh and boredom about the status quo.

What else can't he learn?

After this almost sad questioning, his obnoxious father got him into trouble again.

Dad took his mother to travel to the big universe, but they encountered aliens fighting. Sakata Gintoki, who was moved by the Tata aliens, decided to stay and help them overthrow the rule of the devil, but he capsized in the gutter and was caught, so he had to find a way to contact Abandoned his 12-year-old son, Sakata Xiaoyinshi, who was far away from the earth.

[My dear son, Dad is trapped on an alien planet, come and save me! 】

【I'm studying】

【Dad is about to be killed by them!It's like cutting pork!If you don't come here again, maybe you can only see Dad Sang me qaq at the fresh butcher shop! 】

【Learning makes me happy】

【Your mother is not feeling well】

[I'll be there soon! 】

[...The little bastard who forgets his father when he sees sex! 】

【Mother's beauty is invincible】

【Pooh】

All the relatives and friends of Wanshiwu know that Xiao Yinshi of Sakata’s family is a mother-in-law. He once wrote an essay praising maternal love, which was published in the newspaper by Edo Daily, and was evaluated by contemporary famous writers as the most touching in reality. affection.

For Sakata Xiaoyinshi, his mother is Guangma, and he hopes that his mother is Xiaoyinshi's favorite woman!

If one day Mom and Dad fell into the black hole together, he would step on Dad's corpse to save Mom without hesitation!

So, Xiao Yinshi took the necessary tools and embarked on the journey to save his mother!

However, as soon as he arrived at Star Tata, a meteorite fell from the sky, Sakata Xiaoyinshi habitually raised his hand to block it, and accidentally pretended to be aggressive, and the Tata Stars who were watching and pretending to be aggressive suddenly worshiped him as a god.

Sakata Xiaoyin pushed the boat along the way. On the first day of arriving at the Tata Stars, he borrowed the power of religious belief to directly obtain the folk revolutionary power of the Tata Stars, and then pushed the royal family to the forefront by controlling public opinion. Military uniforms and fake residence permits were mixed into the royal army.

"Young man, do you know what Amway is?"

Accompanied by the demonic prologue, the royal army blew up a wind of religious confusion called Chachalaku Xiaoyinshi, almost an overwhelming force. The royal family was disintegrated from the inside by Sakata Xiaoyinshi, and his mother was released from the dark prison cell. rescued, what?And a curl?Ah, I didn't see it, Xiaoyin only had her mother in her eyes.

Ever since Sakata Xiaoyinshi had self-awareness, he knew that his father was a wife-controlling, useless diabetic patient who took pleasure in torturing him all day long. Sakata Yinshi had a whim, and Xiaoyinshi needed an extra make-up class .

In fact, Sakata Yinshi spent much more time taking care of Xiao Yinshi than Chiba.

In Xiaoyin's memory, most of the time, it was his mother who had been watching his father tenderly and attentively, and occasionally would look at him with a smile and ask how he was studying recently.

"Learning...makes me happy."

Xiao Yinshi actually wanted to complain, but he knew that his mother would definitely turn to his father, and would in turn teach him a lesson.

But my mother is also very kind to Xiao Yinshi, she will share desserts with him, and when Dad is away from work, she will hug herself and tell stories, the characters in the stories always have the name Gilgamesh, Xiao Yinshi I remember him because my mother said that Gilgamesh is in this world and is going to conquer the big universe.

But mother will be angry too.

Mom's punishment is much more serious than dad's punishment.

At most, my father would throw him to Uncle Takasugi for a few days to experience the crazy combat teaching mode of the second disease. He is not afraid that one day he will not be firm, and he will be brainwashed by Uncle Takasugi and directly destroy the world with Uncle Takasugi ah.

For Xiao Yinshi, the most serious punishment was the indifferent eyes of his mother.

This made Sakata Xiaoyin realize to his dismay that the mother's love he got was all based on that hateful garbage curly father.

So Sakata Xiaoyin started the daily routine of competing for favor and increasing favorability.

From the age of four, until the age of 13, 14, 15.

He wrote many articles about his mother, most of which were published in daily newspapers, and everyone in Edo knew that Sakata Xiaoyin loved his mother the most.

He made a robot that can protect his mother, because he heard his mother being bullied by his father several times at night, crying in the house, and when he grew up, Xiaoyin knew that they were trying to make a younger sister for him, indifferent. jpg.

A genius doesn't need a stupid sister.

He learned how to make desserts and got a senior pastry chef qualification certificate. His mother likes desserts very much.

Chiba actually loves Xiao Yinshi very much, but unfortunately compared with the man Sakata Yinshi, half of his love for Xiao Yinshi has been taken away.

At first, Dad was very jealous, hehe, an elderly man was actually jealous with his son, obviously he should be the one who should cry bitterly, and Mom loves Dad the most, this fact made Xiao Yinshi almost depressed for a while.

Later, I don't know what that man made up in his head. When he looked at Xiaoyin, his gaze was full of pity, and he was no longer jealous. Instead, he created space for the mother and son, and would praise Xiaoyin in front of his mother for what he had achieved today. What award.

Hmph, even if he pleases himself, he won't like him.

Maybe Sakata Yinshi wanted to give Xiao Yinshi the best, and wanted him to grow into the best. The novice father didn't know how to teach children, so he gave Xiao Yinshi everything he thought was good.

It is a miracle that Xiao Yinshi, who was tortured and brought up like this, was only a little rebellious.

Xiao Yinshi had a very good plan in mind, his father was old and would die early, and when the time came, his mother would be alone, so it would only belong to Xiao Yinshi.

He will give her old age, hold her and tell her stories, maybe not as good as she used to tell.

It's a pity that my father lived a long life, so long that he didn't even die when Xiao Yin became the richest man in the country.

When they grow up, they start to travel to other places, never return to Edo, never teach their son who is good enough, and never force this son who is no longer rebellious to learn various knowledge and skills.

There was no such a bad old man who made Xiao Yinshi complain and get jealous anymore.

When a reporter from Time Magazine interviewed him, he asked him how much assets you have now.

Xiaoyin said that he was very poor.

Reporter: "..." I would be a fool to believe it.

There is nothing new about rich people pretending to be fake these days.

But Xiao Yinshi was really poor.

He is a genius, he has a lot of money, and even has countless fans who want to hug his thighs, but other than that, he has nothing.

Life is as lonely as snow.

When Xiaoyin was so lonely, she began to miss her father's nagging and her mother's embrace.

Until several years later, Xiao Yinshi, who had already turned gray at the temples, opened the door when she came home and saw her mother.

Mom alone.

Xiao Yin smiled, tears came down while smiling.

"Mom, I want to hear your story."

The author has something to say: Xiao Yinshi: "I am very poor, I have nothing but money."