The male god teases me every day [Entertainment]

【Little black house】

Q: How do you feel now?

Min Yoongi pondered, with a half-smile expression on his face: "To be honest, I'm quite angry."

He showed an expression of reminiscence, the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "I really didn't expect that she would lie to me. I was very worried before. I didn't know how to comfort her when I saw her crying. When I knew she was lying to me, my first reaction was angry."

Q: But I didn't lose my temper at the time.

Min Yoongi nodded: "She looks very looking forward to it, I plan to write this down first, and talk about it later."

On the other hand, when the writer told Eun Yu that Min Yoongi felt angry at first, the smile on her face turned into surprise: "Did Yoongi brother say that? Angry?"

Q: Didn't you notice it?

"Yes." Li Enxuan said, "I didn't notice it at all. He seems to be enjoying himself."

[So, what happened? 】

[Let's go back to 3 hours ago! 】

Except for Min Yoongi who was going to film My Knot, the other members of BTS got into the car and prepared to go back to the dormitory to sleep.

Park Jimin held up his mobile phone to refresh the news. Many fans on the official cafe celebrated Min Yoongi's birthday in advance. Many children even wrote three lines of poems with the word 'Min Yoongi'. I have to say that the children are very talented. , The three-line poem is particularly wonderful.

Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok, and Kim Namjoon of the big brother line all slept with blindfolds on, and Jung Tae and the two watched the video with earphones behind them, laughing from time to time to break the calm of the car.

The agent parked the car by the side of the road, turned around and looked at the children behind him: "Get up, get out of the car."

Jin Namjoon stretched his waist, yawned and said, "Brother, I have to go to the studio later."

Park Jimin opened the door and said, "Brother RapMon, I guess you won't be able to go tonight."

Jungkook was still smirking at the video, and Kim Taehyung couldn't help imitating: "Actually, I want to call it 'Honey~', hyung Yoongi is so amazing."

You can say such nasty words, is it really Min Yoongi?

Jin Shuozhen and Zheng Haoxi got out of the car at the same time, rubbing their eyes with some doubts: "Brother, where is this?"

Zheng Haoxi looked at the villas in a daze, "Am I dreaming?"

With an expression of "I know everything, come and ask me", Park Jimin walked to the car with his arms folded and looked at the blank expressions of the three brothers.

After watching "My Knot" EP1, Jung Tae and the two got out of the car and got out of the car. When they saw the scene in front of them, they were also full of doubts.

The manager took them to one of the houses: "I received a call from Enxixi earlier, and she asked us to give Suga a birthday surprise."

Kim Namjoon was stunned for a moment: "Surprise? Brother Suga doesn't know?"

The agent nodded: "Well, you are still hiding it from him, go in quickly, they will be here soon."

Kim Taehyung asked excitedly: "So we will also be on camera? We will be on the show with Suga hyung."

Agent: "If you behave well."

"Wow! Brother Suga can do a lot of things without knowing it!" Kim Taehyung happily rushed in first.

Kim Namjoon silently looked at Taehyung's back, and asked, "Didn't brother tell Eunxi that Suga doesn't like secret photography?"

Agent: "She asked me very sincerely."

Namjoon turned his head to look at Park Jimin: "You know?"

Park Jimin nodded, he already knew that Lee Eun-soo didn't even rehearse to prepare for this surprise today.

Nam Joon and Jung Ho Seok looked at each other, "Did you tell Eun Xi?"

Park Jimin silently looked at the sky: "I forgot."

The eldest brother Line and the three looked at each other, and at the same time shed tears of bitterness in their hearts for Li Enxuan, hoping that Yunqi brother would not hold grudges for the sake of her meticulous preparation.

After thinking about it, Min Yoongi won't be too angry if he is the person he likes after all?

should........?

The door of the new house.

Li Eun-soo, who was reluctantly pulled by Min Yoongi's wrist, slowly pushed the door open.

The sudden explosion shocked everyone outside the door.

"what happened?"

The boys surrounding the entrance still looked excited.

Standing at the front, Kim Taehyung blew his dragon whistle and made a beeping sound. Park Jimin hid behind the people and smiled and bent his eyebrows. There was a bang, and another small firework with a ribbon rushed out .

The six members of BTS and another manager all smiled at Min Yoongi wearing a birthday support hat.

Min Yoongi was taken aback for a moment, and a hint of surprise and anger flashed in his eyes.

He turned around and looked at Li Enxuan.

Eunu, who was still aggrieved just now, smiled at this moment, holding a birthday cake that she took out from nowhere in her hand and said with a smile: "Brother! Happy birthday!"

He blinked his eyes, and the emotions flashed just now, leaving only the consternation on his face: "So... this is an invisible camera?"

Li Enyu was suddenly undecided, smiling brightly.

She held up the cake and said, "Brother, go in, I've been preparing for a long time~"

A group of people walked into the new house.

Above the spacious living room hangs a neat array of ten horizontal rows and ten vertical exhaust balloons, surrounded by two circles of deep purple and surrounded by two circles of light purple, and the innermost is a ball of white balloons, and each balloon is tied with a string below the line. A heart card.

Not only the ceiling, but every corner of the room is pierced with pink balloons, either round or heart-shaped, embellishing the whole room very brightly.

Everyone surrounded Min Yoongi to the middle of the living room, lit candles, and sang together.

"Happy birthday to you~

happy birthday to you~

Dearest Min Yoongi~

Happy birthday to you~"

Li Enyu looked at him with shining eyes, waiting for him to blow out the candle.

Kim Taehyung in the crowd suddenly turned his head together: "Huh!"

"what?"

"Yeah Kim Taehyung!"

"Brother V!"

"Taehyung."

Kim Taehyung, who had blown out the candle, smirked, met Min Yoongi's dangerous eyes, and immediately picked up the lighter and lit it again: "You blow it, you blow it."

It was the first time for Li Enyu to meet such a nonsensical person. She was stunned for a moment and then smiled: "My brother's members are very lively."

Min Yoongi nodded: "Too lively."

Kim Taehyung, who was still smirking, felt cold behind his back.

The birthday protagonist blows out the candles and smiles like a melting iceberg.

"HEY DJ! DROP THE BEAT!"

Park Jimin said something loudly, and everyone's eyes were attracted by the sudden rhythm. The headlight in the living room suddenly went out, and it was replaced by a flickering light at some point.

Min Yoongi gave Park Jimin a meaningful look.

This kid seems to be an insider too.

One by one is really fat.

The audio box hidden behind the big cabinet was pushed out, Park Jimin went over to pick up the microphone, handed one to Li Eunjin, and held the other by himself, and said with a smile: "Brother, take a look at the birthday presents our siblings prepared for Brother!"

Lee Eun-soo pulled the cord of the microphone, and sat down side by side with Park Jimin, looking at Min Yoongi with sparkling eyes.

You must know that she has been planning and preparing for today's birthday party for a long time.

Ever since I met Min Yoongi at school, I already had a preliminary idea.

When I actually put it into action now, the feeling of realizing my dream is very fulfilling.

It’s different from singing on stage as an entertainer, and it’s different from the first live music program. This is a very strange emotion, it’s hard to describe, I can only describe it as happiness.

The rhythm changed suddenly, and when the prelude to "Where Did It Come From" sounded, the boys suddenly laughed ambiguously.

Surrounded by the crowd, Min Yoongi hugged his chest with his arms folded, with that expression of contentment and suffocation, looking at the two of them with squinted eyes.

BTS's "Where did you come from" is a song created by Min Yoongi and other raplines and the company's producers. It is included in their single album, and the song begins with Min Yoongi's swag-style rap.

And everyone knows that neither Lee Eun-soo nor Park Jimin are responsible for rap in the team.

So how do they solve the rap part of the intro?

Lee Eun-soo and Park Jimin looked at each other, and picked up the microphone a second before entering the rhythm:

"sugaoppa,

Where are you from? "

"Woo! It can still be like this." Kim Namjoon cast a miraculous glance at Min Yoongi, and then at Eunjin who continued to sing.

That's right, singing.

The lyrics that were originally rapped by Min Yoongi were not only changed to suitable and rhyming lyrics, but also abandoned the rap that she is not good at, and replaced it with a soft singing method, using that honey-like sweet voice to sing, surprised and full of joy With a unique charm.

Kim Taehyung hugged Tian Jungkook directly, and said enviously: "I really want to get married too, this kind of love feels so happy."

Tian Zhengguo's eyes widened: "Brother, don't look at Sister Enyu with such strange eyes, that is Brother Suga's wife."

Li Eunsun stared at Min Yoongi:

"So mysterious,

Where are you going now?

I am 20 years old this year,

Compared with you, she is a younger sister.

ah, no

We're already married~"

Park Jimin: "Hey Yigu, it's a mess——"

"Pffff—I'm suddenly not used to Jimin like this, hahaha." Jung Hoseok stood behind Min Yoongi and laughed softly.

Park Jimin is usually a member of the maknae line in the team, and he often makes troubles with his younger brothers. Now he is the backing vocalist with Lee Eun-soo. It is so rare that he looks serious, so that everyone has a somewhat novel expression.

Li Enxuan:

"Looks like fresh wine

So mellow.

Has brother eaten yet?If not, I'll cook by myself

I just want to sit face to face with you,

Eat a meal slowly~"

She put down the mic, and Jimin entered just in time: "Beautiful eyes, beautiful nose, you're so beautiful—"

The three members of the rapline showed surprised expressions at the same time.

Jung Ho Suk: "When did Jimin prepare it?"

Kim Namjoon: "It's really unexpected."

Min Yoongi: "This kid..."

Unlike Lee Eun-soo's way of changing rap into singing, Park Jimin copied the rap words faithfully. Although he sang rap in a soft voice, he had no offensive power, but he sank into his rap stage completely differently from his usual nonsense. The feeling makes people involuntarily follow the rhythm.

Kim Taehyung, who has an immortal rap soul, became excited. He made a fist with his left hand and put it to his mouth like a microphone. He did all kinds of cleaning with his right hand and talked to the rhythm of the music.

Eun-soo and Jimin looked at each other, and they sang together: "Where do you come from, what's your name~ I'm really curious, very curious~"

Park Jimin looked at Eun Su, and Eun Su looked at Min Yoongi, pointing at him with one hand.

The crowd was in an uproar.

"I'm from Busan, you're from Daegu

but we are the same

Whether in BigHits,

Or FNC,

everyone is in love,

ohyeah~”

"Wow!!"

"Li Enxi! Li Enxi!"

"It's amazing to be married!"

The boys who listened carefully to the lyrics were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and their teasing eyes kept wandering between Min Tang and Li Guo.

Min Yoongi raised his mouth slightly, stepped forward, and took the microphone from Park Jimin's hand.

The writer and director looked at each other, this is different from the script.

"Go away, brat,

before i kick your ass,

Stay away from my woman.

Before I change my mind,

Don't make me angry. "

After driving Park Jimin away, Min Yoongi looked at Eun-soo, with a sense of satisfaction that he didn't even understand, and continued:

"You change for that poor guy?

You have to think about it, he is not me,

But I won't be angry~"

"Honey,

what are you kidding

No cake, no balloons,

You are my best birthday present. "

"Every day I see you is a surprise,

If you are a gift it is definitely king,

My heart is all yours now,

I'm yours alone. "

Everyone was immersed in Min Yunqi's lyrical rap, and couldn't help howling a few times with envy and jealousy.

Kim Namjoon nodded in satisfaction.

Only he and Jung Ho Suk know how difficult it is to get Min Yoongi to do freestyle rap.

But now he has succeeded.

Look at the way he looks at Li Enxuan, if this is a play...don't be kidding, his IQ of 148 is not a joke.Besides, he didn't believe that brother Yoongi had such superb acting skills.

After the sweet and greasy adaptation of "From Away" ended, it ended with applause and cheers.

Kim Taehyung walked onto the stage excitedly, waved to Jungkook, and after recruiting him to the stage, he gave him a microphone, and the two began to perform the bulletproof version of "Short Skirt" on the stage.

Li Enyu couldn't help laughing.

Turning to see Park Jimin's unhappy expression.

"Jimin~ What's wrong, you look unhappy."

Park Jimin folded his chest unhappily, and turned his back to her with his mouth pouted.

Li Eunyu looked at Min Yoongi blankly, this person was fine just now, why did he suddenly feel down?

Min Yoongi walked over, stood next to Park Jimin and asked, "It just so happens that I haven't settled with you yet."

Suddenly realizing that he and Lee Eun-soo lied to Min Yoongi, Park Jimin stood up abruptly, quickly hid behind Eun-soo, stuck out his head in fear, and smiled flatteringly: "Brother, for the sake of today's birthday, don't Can it count?"

Not knowing why, Enyu looked at the two of them back and forth: "What? What's the deal?"

"It's nothing." Min Yoongi glanced at Park Jimin, "Go play with Jungkook and the others."

The boys over there have already used the living room as a KTV and sang high, even Kim Seok Jin and Kim Nam Joon have participated in it.

The poor Park Jimin was threatened by Min Shikwon before he had time to complain about the sadness of his sister who was really married.

After driving away the light bulb, Min Yoongi and Lee Eun-soo sat quietly on the sofa while Kim Tae-hyung sang "love is only you" eerily.

"I thought you would smear the cake on my face." Min Yoongi picked up a spoon and ate the cake.

"I don't want to part with it." Enyu said, picked up the strawberry on top of the cake, stuffed it into his mouth, and looked up at him, "I made this cake myself."

That little tone of expecting praise is just too cute.

Min Yoongi couldn't help laughing. Thinking of the people in the photography team looking at them, he subconsciously looked away and looked at the cake from the camera: "You made it yourself? Hmm...it tastes good. , isn’t it true that you bought it on the street and pretended to make it yourself?”

En Yu's eyes widened: "Of course not! Brother, if you don't believe me, you can watch the replay after the show airs. I really did it myself, including picking fruits and squeezing the cream. I really did it all by myself. of."

She repeatedly emphasized that maybe she was irritated by Min Yoongi's suspicion, so she stretched out a fork and snatched a piece of strawberry, and stuffed it into her mouth angrily.

This childish look is so cute, Min Yoongi is really going to be cute by her, his smile never falls.

"Understood, I believe you can do it." He smiled and said with a loving tone, "Come here."

En Yu was slightly startled, and looked at him inexplicably: "What's wrong?"

Seeing Eunji not moving, Min Yoongi reluctantly took the initiative.

He took out a tissue, leaned towards Enju, and stretched out his hand after a short distance: "Really, it's like a child."

Holding a paper towel in his raised hand, he gently wiped Li Enxi's face, wiping off the cream stained by the strawberry he ate just now, then crumpled the paper towel into a ball, turned around and threw it with one hand.

Perfect to throw in the trash.

"Wow!"

Li Enyu, who was still a girl comic just a second ago, appeared in the scene instantly, and applauded in surprise.

"That's right!"

"I'm Min Yoongi." He raised his eyebrows and smiled.

The fair skin seemed to be glowing under the flickering lights, and the eyes that could never be caught were focused on her alone, and the big smile that showed even the pink gums made people unable to move their eyes away.

dong dong dong.

--Oh no.

Grace thought.

Knowing that he was acting, but it seemed like he couldn't get out.

She couldn't understand herself, whether she couldn't come out or didn't want to come out?

The author has something to say: Why does no one dare to take pictures of Min Tang?

Because I don't want to be [beep——] by Lord Min!Hahaha!

Min Tang has said on many occasions that he is not good at freertyle, so the occasion here is even more special.

Don't forget to read the lyrics!

This piece is simply sweet to a new level [want to abuse]

I don't think it's easy to dismantle the chapters, so I can only put them up.

so sweet!Don't you leave a message?

You can give it to Mintang, Liguo or Feiyou!

ps: I really can't hold on to the status of Mr. Park Shengsheng's brother-in-law hahaha I mourn in silence

pps: I always thought that "Ruo Drunk Today" was Master Min's feat, but after listening to the song today, I realized that it is even higher. PD Min, please accept my praise.

ppps: A while ago, Master Min guessed the AOA song in the new bulletproof ballad, I’m sorry if I didn’t write the memes I personally sent, hahaha