Joker Xue

The atmosphere suddenly relaxed.The contract was also signed smoothly.In fact, it is not difficult at all... This is not the Six-Party Talks. To put it bluntly, it is no different from hiring a nanny.

Xue Zhiqian looked like he was doing business from beginning to end.It's like buying ingredients for a hot pot restaurant. I always have the illusion that he is about to bargain.

Zhang Mingming kept reminding from the side, "You will be a couple in the future, and you should have a proper appearance in front of the public." "Qianqian, please be more considerate." "You know, this will save us a lot of trouble. "

And Xue Zhiqian looked at her, as if being forced into prostitution by his own husband.God knows what it's like to hear the person you're thinking of telling yourself that you want to be in a relationship with someone else...but it's none of my business, I just want to take the money.

Then when he was about to leave, Zhang Mingming suddenly said: "The place you lived before should have been exposed, and it would not be good for them to take pictures of you living there. So, you are looking for a place."

"Well, no need, it's good to live there..." In fact, at that price, it's really hard to find a better house than that.

"If you want to be photographed secretly in the future, you can stay where you live!" Xue Zhiqian said impatiently.

"Hey, that's right, Susu, don't live there. It's so small!" Wu Jialei also came to join in the fun.

"You know how hard it is to find a house in Shanghai! And most importantly, do you know how much it costs to find another one like that?" I was about to explode.However, no matter how hard I tear my heart out, all I get is a disdainful look from Xue Zhiqian.It seems that what I said is ridiculous, as if I am one of those unreasonable bargaining aunts.

"Don't be angry. I mean, come and live with me. First, my house is very close to my sister's. Second, I also need someone to show me the house."

I looked at him.For some reason, thinking about how many times he reads the bed is always a little frightening.However, I have to say that this condition is indeed full of temptation.In particular, he mentioned Sister Wu.I think in Shanghai, the people I trust the most are Xiao Ming and Sister Wu.I'm really a little tempted.

However, I haven't spoken yet.Suddenly Xue Zhiqian said in a low voice: "No. Don't forget, you are my girlfriend to the outside world."

"There's a wool relationship! It's not like you want to live with me! The contract has been signed with you, what else do you want?" Wu Jialei suddenly became furious.

After a long pause, Xue Zhiqian said solemnly: "No way. Just no way!"

"I say yes!" Wu Jialei became a little impatient.

"No!...OK!" I don't know why Xue Zhiqian is so kind at this time.

"It's you who told Susu to find a house, and it's you who didn't let her live in my house. I'm giving you some face! Do you believe me or not..." Wu Jialei grabbed Xue Zhiqian's neck with his hands .

"I'll find the place... I'll pay half of the money..." Xue Zhiqian tightly locked his lips, and he could see the tension between his brows.However, his face was still righteous.But I don't know if it's an illusion, I seem to see him glance at me, full of hatred.

"Heh... half of it... I'll let her live in vain, I don't need your half..."

"Wu Jialei! You can do it! This is my business, it has nothing to do with you!" I ran over like a wind and pulled Wu Jialei's hand.It's time for him to stop.

Wu Jialei looked at me as if he had been wronged so much. "Lu Su! Do you have a conscience!"

"I can't do it! You protect me in every possible way, thank you! But can you stop messing with our business!"

Wu Jialei gasped for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay... your business... can't I go?"

Then, he tossed his clothes, looked like a ruffian, and walked away swaggeringly.

I am not at all lost.

After all, which girl would really not want someone to protect her like him?

but.We are not from the same world.

I will not like him.not with him.So I don't want to owe him anything.

It would be wisest to draw a line with him early on.

Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Mingming gave me a cold look.Obviously, if I do this, it won't bring them a good impression.In their eyes, I should be a petty citizen who has many things and can't figure out what's right.

The two of them looked at each other, full of tacit understanding.

"Let her go to you first, I remember that there is a rented house in your building, right?"

"I think so too." Xue Zhiqian's warm smile will never be on me.

No, I glanced at my face from the corner of the eye and immediately changed from Sanya to the North Pole.

Depressed, in the end, I moved from my previous home to Joker Xue's home on the same floor.

The company has been fried, and a bunch of people are making a fuss, wanting to kill me.Of course, I don't think Xue Zhiqian will reimburse me for this money.I can only ask Sister Wu to help me bear it.

Our house really exploded this time.My mother feigned anger and blamed me for not telling him about my boyfriend, and gossipingly asked how we met and who was the first to chase who... The old lady always used this sister to marry so much, and that sister married so much. Good to educate me.This time with Xue Zhiqian, and also announced it to the world, she must feel that she has a special face!Listening to my mother's impassioned voice like the host of the Spring Festival Gala on the phone, I stroked my forehead and remained silent... Do I want to tell her that I am with him just to get money?And people also look down on me?

And I gradually started to have fans send me things, letters and so on.What "be nice to him" "You must have saved the whole universe to get him in your last life" "You are not worthy of Lao Xue" blah blah blah blah... Then there is a very strange gift.Or it can't be called a gift at all, it's just for fun.For example, cosmetic advertisements, condoms, spiders... It made me dare not accept express delivery casually.

Also, when selling vegetables, they will be recognized, and then they will say strangely: "Yo, Xue Zhiqian's girlfriend is still here to buy vegetables~".And the aunt who always gave me zeros before doesn’t wipe zeros anymore, and she looks serious when weighing the scale, wishing she could add two yuan to me.And he completely lost the caring tone he used to treat children from other places...

How to say?Getting rid of the snail house, being Joker Xue's nominal girlfriend, being admired by relatives, friends and colleagues, my life seems to be a cheat.These are all things that an ordinary small accountant would not have dared to dream of before.In a way, I was lucky as shit.

But people in this world always seem to have a vague hostility towards those whose lives suddenly change for the better.Maybe they never paid attention to you before, but seeing that your life is not as good as his, he will have a kind of natural friendliness towards you.Not much, but enough to keep you entertained.But once you suddenly become better than them or like them, they seem to treat you as before, or seem more enthusiastic than before.But you can feel the hostility in everything they say and do.Your life has nothing to do with them, but they just don't want to treat you like they did before.

Anyway, it's only one year, for the sake of money, I will bear it!I advise myself so.

Xue Zhiqian finished the promotion of the album and returned to Shanghai.A few times Zhang Mingming called for takeaway and would ask me to eat at Xue Zhiqian's house.I really don't want to see Xue Qianqian's poker face, but I can't refuse Zhang Mingming, who is as pure and kind as a virgin.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the room, the whole atmosphere was awkward.

Xue Zhiqian gave me a takeaway and a pair of chopsticks mercilessly.Then he carefully opened Zhang Mingming's meal, pulled out his chopsticks, and poured her a glass of water.Your sister, you two are not a couple, what kind of fancy dog ​​abuse are you playing?

Xue Zhiqian and I each had a zombie face, sitting there stiffly picking rice into our mouths.In fact, the barbecue bibimbap itself is quite delicious, and it ruined the ghost mood of the two of us.

"Susu." Zhang Mingming's voice was as soft as water.I've been beaten to death by Su, I guess Xue Zhiqian is about to melt.

"what."

"How are you doing recently?" The tone was a hundred times gentler than my mother's.Besides, my mother never seemed to ask me that.I have been a gourd baby in their eyes since I was a child, and I grew up with magic power.But seeing Xue Zhiqian suddenly think about his mother, he likes Zhang Mingming, maybe there is another reason.

"It's okay." I wanted to answer properly.But I really can't understand Xue Zhiqian's expression that I owe him millions.

"Hey, pay attention to your attitude! Mingming doesn't owe you anything."

I chewed my mouthful of rice, what does this guy think of me, he is obviously bullying me!What age is this?He is my boss, even Sister Wu, he has never been so cruel to me!

I smashed the chopsticks heavily on the table. "What do you mean?"

"Means nothing!"

"You think I'm a bully, don't you?"

"No one wants to bully you, you are too much!"

"Why did I go too far! Do you think that everyone has to be like you, clinging to her? His head is fucking green, and he's still BBW with me!"

"You... you say whose head is glowing green!"

"Oh, no! Why is your head glowing green? You don't even have the qualifications to glow green, you're a fucking bitch at best..."

With a bang, I fell down in the living room of Xue Zhiqian's house.But the bang was not because I was too heavy, but because my arm hit the coffee table in his house.This scene reminds me of the classic scene where Aunt Xue was pushed by Lu Zhenhua.I used to feel that the picture looked very relieved.Today, however, I was the one pushed.

I will never feel that I am a villain.Although my mouth is a bit poisonous, what I said is the truth, and I didn't provoke him for no reason, he was the one who attacked me first.

Sudden pain.

Xue Zhiqian seems to have regrets.After all, this action is really bullying me.

However, seeing Zhang Mingming's pitiful eyes that were about to shed tears, as if he had suffered a great grievance, I knew that even if he really felt that what he did was wrong, he would never do anything to me.

I got up silently, swept down all the rice on the coffee table, spilled the takeaway soup and rice grains all over the floor, and then I left without looking back.

I staggered and ran downstairs.Didn't even bother to take the elevator.He was panting and bumped into a middle-aged woman.The middle-aged woman cursed and said something to me.I ignored her, I just wanted to escape from this inexplicable place quickly.

I don't want to go back to the house they paid half the rent for.Not only because of lack of face, but also because Zhang Mingming has a key to the house, so it's hard for them to rush in and kill someone while I'm not paying attention... Just kidding.In fact, this is the norm.Always inexplicably feel that everything around is so strange.

A lot has changed in my life during this time.On the surface, I have a good reputation, but I also made a lot of money secretly.But I always feel that I have lost a lot of things.

Like in the past, cursing with some old ladies in alleys was much more intense than this.And most of the time, several families and their neighbors scolded together. The scene was really mighty, much more powerful than this.

But today, for the first time, I feel so helpless.

After Lu Su left, Xue Zhiqian's house suddenly became quiet.Zhang Mingming's crying has always been silent, very much like an actress in Qiong Yao's drama, there is no coquettish crying, only tears falling down.She bowed her head, her long and soft hair covered her pink face, which made people feel pity.

Xue Zhiqian gently hugged her in his arms, "Don't be afraid of her. At worst, I won't use her in the future. Just pay him as much as the liquidated damages."

"Qianqian...I..." Beauty seems to have the habit of half-speaking.She will never let you know whether she is going to admit her mistake or whether she has no feelings for you at all.However, our Xue Qianqian also played the role of male lead very well. "It's okay, as long as you know, I will always protect you." Then, the audience's attention was focused on the hero's great love, as if the hero's affectionate eyes had completely defeated the second male and the third male, and then no Consciously made a choice for the beauty.But who knows what would happen if the beauty really said what she didn't say?

Lingering for a while, Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Mingming's consciousness was a bit blurred.At this moment, Xue Zhiqian heard a familiar footstep.Before he had time to react, he called out "little aunt"...

And now, sitting in the back seat of a cab, panting like a madman.

When I knocked on the door of Xiao Ming's house, Xiao Ming was dressed in a neat suit and looked like an elite.My first reaction was shock, and I didn't dare to enter the door.Because when he came to his house before, he was wearing a hurdle vest and big pants, wishing he could sit on the one who picks his feet.

But the moment I saw his eyes, I couldn't help it anymore, and a big bear hug almost threw him to the ground.

"What are you doing? Knock on our door in the middle of the night, come to serve?" Xiao Ming refused, but his hands started to scratch me.But right now, I can't laugh.

Xiao Ming caught me for a while to see that I didn't respond, and suddenly became cautious: "What's the matter, Susu, huh? What wronged me?"

I can feel Xiao Ming's hands gently rubbing my hair.Still unwilling to speak.Xiao Ming didn't ask any more.I don't know how long I cried, but I finally got tired of crying. "Have you eaten yet? Are you hungry?"

"hungry."

"I'll do it for you."

Then, I slept through the night.Haven't slept so well in a long time.And get up early the next day.

We're both night owls and stay in bed in the morning.So it's really not easy to get up so early.

"You guys still know it!" Oh my god, Xiao Ming actually got up earlier than me. Seeing him come out of the kitchen, he has changed back into a hurdle vest and big pants, and he still has an egg in his hand.

"What's the matter! I have an opinion!"

"Do you know how much I made last night? You didn't get up no matter what. In the end, I ate it all by myself."

"That can't be helped, who told you to be so virtuous?" My whole body was spread out on the bed.I think that if I have Xiao Ming in this life, I can really be a hands-off shopkeeper for the rest of my life.However, such a good girlfriend will be owned by others one day, and it hurts to think about it.

The omelette made by Xiao Ming is quite delicious.In Xiao Ming's words, I ate the omelette like a kitten eating fish for the first time.

"Hey, tell me the truth, why did you suddenly think of looking for me?" Xiao Ming put down the milk in his hand, and folded his hands under his chin, full of charm.

"...and...no reason, just...hey, do you sometimes feel very...lonely...that is, the kind that feels isolated and helpless?"

"Hey! Stop! You don't want to get back together with me, do you? I don't accept it!" Xiao Ming's sour voice made him look like a proud young lady.

"Fuck you, uncle! Who wants to get back together with you!"

"Oh." Xiao Ming looked a little lonely while lowering his head while eating.

"I became Xue Zhiqian's nominal girlfriend, and he said to give me money, and Sister Wu, she asked me to be a spy for her. Then, I agreed, and then moved next to his house."

"What the hell?" Xiao Ming was so frightened that he almost spit out a mouthful of rice?

"So? How did that kid treat you? You still have injuries on your arm! How did he treat you? Tell me, and I'll beat him up for you!"

Xiao Ming actually...thought of this...Looking at Xiao Ming's hairy hair, I have black lines all over my head.

"No, he is a big star, how could he fall in love with me. What he likes is his manager Zhang Mingming. He doesn't treat me well at all. When I get angry, I say a few things about Zhang Mingming, and then mess him up. It got hot. Then, he pushed me. I don’t know anyone there, so I can only suffer from being dumb.”

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ming actually laughed.

"I don't know who it is, but Joker Xue fan's integrity is gone~ I thought you loved him so much!"

"Cut! Well, well, I admit, I was too young at the time!"

"Then, what's going on now, Boss Xue is going to fire you?"

"I... don't know yet... But I really don't want to do it anymore. His shit-eating face, I can see him ten years older. It's Sister Wu, I don't know how to explain it."

"How else can I explain? Tell me honestly. If you don't have that diamond, don't take this porcelain job!"

I nod.Agree.

While talking, suddenly the phone rang.It's a birth number.I took it without thinking too much.

"Hi, hello, is this Lu Su?" The voice on the phone sounded like a middle-aged woman.

"Well, I am, who are you?"

"Ah, I'm Xue Zhiqian's little aunt. I heard about the two of you, and I plan to let you come to my house for a sit-down!"

☆, Xiaoming and I