Joker Xue

Seeing that gang of hooligans are about to rush in.Sister Wu and I are both heartbroken at the moment.

But Sister Wu can be regarded as someone who has seen the big world, so she made a decisive decision at this moment: "I'll go to the police, you are responsible for hiding them, just wait for time!"

The first reaction in my head was, so many people, so many pairs of eyes watching, where to hide.When I was about to ask, I saw the cannibalistic look on Sister Wu's face.Yes, Sister Wu doesn't know what I want to ask, but her eyes just want to tell me that only success is allowed and failure is not allowed.This is the advantage of a leader, he can directly hand over all kinds of difficult things to his subordinates.

I hurried to the back to find those people, and in the sound of high-heeled shoes rattling, I racked my brains to think of countermeasures.

When passing by the back door, I had an idea, and I turned back not long after I got out of the back door.I summoned every employee at the back door, and said quietly: "The group of people left from the back door, don't recruit easily, remember? Those people, walked from the back, remember!" I almost It is with a roar.They are usually quite obedient to me, and there seems to be a very harmonious relationship between us.But after the yelling this time, they all nodded inexplicably, obviously they didn't know how urgent the matter was.

I told them not to do it easily, and they would definitely be intimidated by those people. Most people say what they subconsciously believe to be the truth when they are frightened.They just saw that group of people walk away from behind with their own eyes. I just emphasized twice that there should be no problem with the subconscious mind.But there is also a chance of failure, and it is not small, but at present, under such a tense situation, this is the only way I can think of.

I ran into the woods behind, and their leader immediately stood in front.

That is Sister Wu's brother.It's very similar to Miss Wu.Sister Wu is a beauty, but this man's handsome appearance is a little more domineering, and he was born fair, and his complexion has special effects of fill light.In terms of appearance, he is definitely not inferior to Xu Zeyang, or in other words, he looks more like a superstar than him.In terms of temperament, he is calmer than Xu Zeyang. After all, he is the boss. The temperament of looking down on the world is not faked. You can feel his vicissitudes by looking at the real scar on his forehead and neck.And it's really hard to say something like fate.

"Follow me if you want to survive!"

"Who are you!"

"Sister Wu asked me to come, you are his brother."

He reacts very quickly.Quickly turned around and nodded, waved his hand in mid-air, "Follow him!"

After he finished speaking, I immediately let go.Use my breastfeeding strength to run them to the staff bathroom on the first floor.That speed is really good, it gave me the illusion that I was shooting a Hong Kong police film.

I hid them in the women's room. After all, if they were a group of men, they should search the men's room first.A bunch of them were stuffed in the toilet, all of them were squatting, and their feet could not be exposed.Because the staff toilets are relatively small and there are not many seats, the elders are so close together that they can even hear their breathing clearly.There are also two people who are directly blowing in the ear, that posture is really intoxicating...

However, there are still a few younger brothers who didn't fit in, so we can only hide him in the men's toilet to try his luck.

I repeatedly asked: "No matter what happens, don't make a sound. Sister Wu's people will arrive soon, and you won't suffer." After I finished speaking, I would feel that I was very verbose, but this is really a matter of life and death. Well, with Sister Wu's personality, if my small mistakes cause them to suffer, she will never let me go.I rushed out, thinking that was the end of it.

As a result, as soon as I went out, I heard someone yelling outside the gate.Those people came back so quickly, it seems that they really can't treat others as fools.

The extreme nervousness and guilty conscience made me feel relieved all of a sudden, and I subconsciously rushed back.Leaning against the door, I breathed desperately, feeling the slightly safer air.

But I know I can't be here, this is the men's room, and my presence is strange.What to do, I still hid in my seat.

However, the door of the toilet was opened immediately.The door creaked, and my heart skipped a beat.But the scariest thing was that the footsteps seemed to be coming towards my seat.

Subconsciously, I wondered, why did they come in and find this place so quickly?But now I don't have time to think about that much.My heart beat faster, my throat was blocked, I picked up the trash can and prepared to fight him desperately.However, as soon as I opened the door, I was about to make a move, but found that the person who came in was Joker Xue.I was so fucking drunk, I stood there in a daze and didn't know what to do.He saw that I was just about to speak, but a ball of paper fell from the trash can and just hit his face. He looked up and saw that another ball fell, and it just stayed on his face without falling off. ...

He also got stuck.

Then he slowly removed the ball of paper from his face, then frowned and shouted: "Crazy!"

As soon as I came back to my senses, I saw that the younger brothers behind him were already standing behind him, and they were about to attack him.

"He's not! He's a guest!" I shouted with my eyes wide open, scaring Xue Zhiqian too. In his words, I felt like I saw a ghost.

Fortunately, nothing happened in the end.

Then I let those younger brothers hide back again.Just as I was about to hide back to my original seat, Xue Zhiqian suddenly shouted: "What are you hiding?" I thought, that's true, what am I hiding?Just as I was about to come out, I heard someone rushing in from outside again. This time it was really a hooligan-like hurried pace. My God, I can’t control that much, so I directly closed the door of my seat.Only Xue Zhiqian said in disgust: "Don't show your shoes!" I listened, and quickly curled up and sat on the toilet seat.

Then after a while, I heard the door being pushed open, and someone turned on the faucet, it should be Xue Zhiqian washing his hands.

"What are you doing?"

"Go to the toilet!" Xue Zhiqian was very natural, and then turned off the tap, as if he wanted to leave.

"Hey, don't go, you are dressed like this, come to this toilet!"

"The waiter can't dress better!"

"Hey, big brother, he's not that... Xue... Xue Zhiqian! That star!"

"Ah, you know me, my honor!" Xue Zhiqian said with a smile.The atmosphere eased a lot.

"Do business, search!" The person next to him shouted loudly.

"Then I can go!"

"Why are you in a hurry!"

I just heard that person pull open the door of the empty seat next to him, and then he was about to pull my door.It's real.My heart once again reached my throat.

Fortunately, there was a lock, so he didn't pull it open the first time.However, this guy immediately opened the door violently.He directly broke out from the seam under them, one time, two times, three times... I feel like my heart is being lingering...

Finally, the door opened, and the first thing they saw was a basket of paper balls, and the second thing they saw was me sitting on the toilet seat with my knees tucked up, wearing an evening gown with a distressed expression on my face.

The man had never seen me, and was obviously confused.

He looked at me, "What are you doing?"

I lowered my head and dared not speak.I don't know what to say, and I'm afraid of saying the wrong thing and revealing something.

He looked back at Xue Zhiqian again.Xue Zhiqian's face was solemn, and the scene cooled down instantly.

"you……?"

After a pause, Xue Zhiqian finally spoke.Still with that cheap look, "We two...Look at this..." It was a bit prevaricated, a bit embarrassing, just like the real thing.

I... how should I put it, it's a lie that my heart is not disturbed... My face is red to the neck... But I dare not say anything...

Xue Zhiqian's words are really helpful, they seem to have no intention of continuing.I came out too, ready to go.

As a result, the group of people just went out for a while, and the group of people suddenly said: "No, I still haven't seen it!"

Xue Zhiqian and I glanced at each other, with indescribable horror on our faces.

It was too late to say, but soon, the person who was going to see the remaining seats was about to go to the toilet.Suddenly someone came over there and said, "The police are here, let's go!"

"What are you afraid of? I haven't done anything!"

"The arrest has already begun! Hurry up and leave!"

After speaking, several people fled in all directions.It's gone in a flash.

Xue Zhiqian and I were dumbfounded by the side.

Aftermath was well prepared.Sister Wu quietly told me the whole story. In fact, it was Wu Jialei who picked it up first, but in the end he made a man in an ambush and suffered a disadvantage.But justice is something like this, and whoever is awesome is supposed to go to whoever is. The person Wu Jie was looking for was a director-level person, so the police came back so quickly, and some of them would be directly arrested.

Afterwards, Sister Wu asked me to settle them down.Thinking about it this late at night, I called Sun Mingda.Sun Mingda happened to be in Shanghai.It is good to have a good friend, especially this kind of friend who is always on call and omnipotent.

After a while, a car appeared at the gate of the villa, and Sun Mingda took a look at my attire: "Yo! This is covered!" This guy probably hasn't seen my virtue since college.

"Fuck you, uncle! I'll pack it for you, will you pack it?"

"Then I have to think about it!"

I gave him a big white eye.Then start arranging.Sister Wu told them to take them to the hospital first, and then go to eat.For such a small matter, I am quite confident in Sun Mingda.But when I think back, there is a hot pot restaurant behind me, and he said [-]% off, so go directly to his place.So I told Sun Mingda to go directly to Shangshangqian in a while.

Wu Jialei got into the car last.Boss, naturally sit with Sun Mingda.Sun Mingda looked down on him a bit arrogantly and unruly posing as the boss.But I tugged on his sleeve and whispered in his ear, "This is Sister Wu's brother." Sun Mingda immediately understood, pursed his lips and patted my shoulder.

"Well! Can't we go!" Wu Jialei yelled in the car.The Beijing accent of the Shanghainese is amazing.

Sun Mingda got into the car and waved to me.I also smiled and waved to him, but from the corner of my eye I saw Wu Jialei put on his seat belt, struggling.I don't know who to be dissatisfied with.

I watched them walk away, pack up and go back to finish my day.

Seeing Joker Xue, I flattered and said, "Thank you for today."

The corner of Joker Xue's right mouth curled up, "No need, we're even."

"Then, do you remember the [-]% discount you said that day?"

"Remember, you can go anytime!" Very generous, but obviously Joker Xue was too lazy to talk to me.

"They've already gone..." My smile was even more flattering.Then I saw Xue Zhiqian's a little stiff face.

Xue Zhiqian gritted his teeth and pointed at me helplessly, and dialed the number. "Xiao Li, er, is there a group of people coming to our store, who are injured?" "They will get a [-]% discount when they come later!" I hung up the phone, gave me a blank look, and left.

I don't know what happened afterwards, I only know that Sister Wu paid me three times the salary that time, which made me very happy.Anyway, it's the little money I got in exchange for my life.I bought a belt for Sun Mingda.I can still guess what this guy wants.Sure enough, that guy was so worthless that he went to the toilet to tie it while we were eating together.

I started the daily work of a small accountant again, and I worked hard every day, and the day passed as soon as I looked up.

After finishing the account for this client in Beijing, on our way back to the hotel, Sister Wu told me, "Go back to Shanghai tomorrow morning."

"Oh, good." I replied out of habit.However, Sister Wu immediately said: "My younger brother is coming to pick up the plane, and that kid has his eyes on you." I was completely dumbfounded.What's the situation, sister Wu's brother?Do we know each other?You have your eyes on me, where are you going?

"Sister Wu, who is your brother?"

Sister Wu helped her forehead, "Oh, I forgot to tell you. It is Wu Jialei, who is actually my younger brother, five years younger than me, as you can see, there is no shortage of women, but it is not easy to mix with you. I don't want to take care of it. I just want to tell you. But he is honest, you can't play him. "

What is this with what?No shortage of women?Still playing with him?At this moment, I feel that in Sister Wu's eyes, his younger brother is that simple rich man, and I am that evil little sister...

"... Sis, we only met that time, it was so sudden, I think he might just say it casually..." The subordinate naturally had to pay attention to the way he spoke.

"Actually, I think so too. But I haven't seen him be so interested in a woman for so many years, but it's a woman like you who grabs a lot... Maybe the child has grown up and wants to be accompanied .”

"..." Well, what else can I say, I can only look at Sister Wu with a dry smile.

"If you're not interested, don't reject him so clearly, just be a friend. He's actually very nice, and I'm the one who happens to be in trouble. If you stay with him, it's just to show me face." This sister It's really... heartbroken...

"...Okay, sister. Anyway, I think he should forget about me soon."

On the day of returning, Wu Jialei really came to pick up the plane.Seeing us from a distance, he waved his hands and held Chang Yin'er and shouted: "Sister! Susu! Here and there!" Everyone at the airport looked at him, and the two of us had helplessly darkened faces. Keep your head down and walk forward.It can only be said that it is a good thing that he has good looks and has a younger brother behind him, otherwise he might have been scolded several times...

After meeting, he first greeted Sister Wu: "Sister, are you tired?"

Sister Wu gave him a blank look, and he just smirked there.

Then look back.He looked at me, took the things in our hands, and handed them to his younger brother.Then next to me, we walked out together.

I feel like I saw the shadows from Xu Zeyang's salty pig's hand.I always feel like there is something behind me.Vaguely.And when I couldn't see him touching my hand from the corner of the eye, I was nervous, so I had to turn my head to check.Every time I saw his hand touching his head.It was as if nothing had happened.

When I got out of the airport gate, I really felt someone touch my shoulder.I shivered, and immediately hid.Then I saw him with an embarrassed expression on his face, he didn't put his hand on my shoulder, he didn't take it back and scratched his head... The little brother next to him couldn't help laughing out loud.My face is also red. "Why are you laughing!" Wu Jialei scolded unnaturally.

Wu Jialei was very straightforward and asked Sister Wu to be the co-driver, and then we sat in the back.

In fact, two people sit on one side and play with their own mobile phones.There was Sister Wu and the driver in front of him, and he didn't say a word, but he didn't know what he was happy about, so he just smiled suddenly, inexplicably.

Sending Sister Wu home first, I opened my mouth: "My home is in xxx."

"I know." He agreed slickly.

However, looking around, I found that he was not walking towards my house.

"You went wrong. My home is in xxx."

"That's right. Let's go to a place first, and then I'll take you back."

I'll go, what should I do?The little bastard just plays with me as the domineering president?Although he is five years older than me...but what the hell is taking me away without my consent?I stared at him, and he smiled wickedly.I really want to go up and tear him up.But I promised Sister Wu that I will bear with him for a while.

After walking for a while, he suddenly asked the driver to stop.The driver stopped suddenly.And there is obviously no parking here.He is not afraid of fines, why not be so capricious.

I looked back at him, with an indifferent expression, without the mischievousness just now, and handed me the phone coldly.

"what?"

He gestured for me to look at his phone.

I took his mobile phone in disgust. Generally, men don't pay attention to hygiene in their mobile phones, especially people like them...

However, the moment I saw the phone screen, I was stunned. "Joe Xue flirting with his girlfriend in the toilet" was displayed on his big mobile phone screen... and then in the photo, it was me coming out of the toilet with exquisite makeup that night, and Joker Xue with a dazed face, next to him Everyone was mosaiced, it looked like the two of us.

I saw the news just now.But there are already a lot of comments below.There are a lot of stupid fans scolding "not worthy of Qianqian", "sexy fox", "shameless"... There are also onlookers "we don't care about other people's tastes", "Xue Zhiqian actually likes this kind of person"...

Wu Jialei looked at me as if he needed an explanation.

But at this moment, I feel that I need an explanation more than he does.

I didn't know what to do, so I had to call Zhang Mingming.

I called several times and was still on the phone, finally got through, and Zhang Mingming's hoarse voice answered: "I'm sorry, we will clarify the matter about Xue Zhiqian in the future, please wait patiently..." I just finished saying "I am Lu Su" and hung up the phone with a snap, I don't know if they heard it or not.

I froze there, at this moment, I need to be quiet.

The car was very quiet. I, Wu Jialei, and the driver were all so quiet and scary.

Suddenly, my cell phone rang to cut through the silence.Wu Jialei glanced at me, and I picked it up without hesitation.

"Hello, Lu Su? I'm Joker Xue."

My phone leaked, and Wu Jialei must have heard it.He stared at me, gritted his teeth.

I gasped.

☆, lingering