[Comprehensive] This Onmyoji has a hole in his head

The night is approaching, the lights are on, and the courtyard of Huakaiyuan’s family is full of barbecue grills. The onmyojis of the family were not prepared to take care of these monsters who are messing around in their backyard, but the strong smell of wine mixed with the smell of barbecue keeps coming. Alluring them to join the feast.

They borrowed the venue from their own family, so it's not too much to ask for a piece of meat from them. Anyway, their Master Youluo calmly picked up a lot of meat with the bowl and chopsticks.

"Student in the mirror, can you come here for a while." Youluo swallowed the barbecue in his mouth, pulled the mirror to the corner mysteriously, the big tengu looked at the mirror that was pulled away, and followed in silence .

Blinking in the mirror, he asked strangely, "What's the matter?"

"Student in the mirror, have you really lived for more than 1000 years? Could it be that you ate mermaid meat? Or did you take the elixir? Are there any side effects?" Huakaiyuan Yuluo grabbed her arm, her eyes full of inquiry It means that the girl in front of me in the mirror has a tendency to throw her into anatomical research.

"Don't you think it's impolite to ask a girl's age?" Yan Yan didn't look angry, but she just didn't give her an accurate answer.

That's right, I'm the boss who has lived for 1000 years, come and worship me.

"But in the mirror, she looks more childish than me." Huakaiyuan Youluo said flatly.

In the mirror, I was stunned, I didn't expect Youluo to answer like this: "Uh? What aspect are you talking about?"

"Various aspects."

Various aspects?Does even little sister Youluo dislike her size?Beep beep. (not)

In the mirror, he turned his head and was about to go back to find Ootengu for comfort, but found him standing by the side in surprise.

"Am... am I naive?" Xuanran looked at the big tengu in the mirror.

Big Tengu reached out and touched her head to comfort her, "It's really childish."

"But I like this kind of mirror very much." Without giving the mirror time to react, Datengu hugged her into his arms, Huakaiyuan Yuluo looked at the flushed mirror and felt that he was suddenly confused The face is dog food, but in fact the mirror is currently feeling very embarrassed.

"Big Gouzi...can I make a suggestion?" Mirror took a deep breath and said, "Before you hug me next time, can you take off the mask around your waist first!?"

Every time I was hugged by a big tengu and the atmosphere was just right, this mask would subconsciously destroy the sense of romance. In the mirror, I still don’t understand why such a demon wears a suspected fake * around his waist.

"..." Ootengu was silent, this mask is part of the belt, if you want to tear off the belt and hug her, then something big will happen, he will become the number one pervert in Heianjing, okay?

When Daitengu was about to let go of the mirror, a flash light not far away suddenly flashed at them, followed by a click, and the mirror looked towards the source of the sound, and it turned out that Nuliang Rikusheng was taking pictures of them with a camera.

"Why are you photographing us all of a sudden?" In the mirror, he reached out to grab the camera Lu Sheng was holding, but Lu Sheng, who was a monster, avoided the mirror with agility and lightness.

"Isn't it okay to leave a souvenir for you?" Lu Sheng shook the camera in his hand like a provocation. Who told you that you just partnered up and wanted to shave my head?

In the mirror, he was slightly dumbfounded: "Tsk, why didn't you take a picture of Daitengu's women's clothing in the morning, it's so boring to take pictures of this kind of thing."

"I took that photo too." Lusheng Nuliang said indifferently. In the morning, Qing Tsui gave him the camera to be repaired. When he was about to return the camera after repairing, he happened to bump into that scene, taking advantage of everyone not noticing. When he was there, without saying a word, he focused on the big tengu and took several photos in a row.

"What, I want that photo!" The mirror suddenly jumped to Lu Sheng's side, and Da Tiangou's heart trembled, was that women's clothing really photographed?

"Hahahaha good job grandson, send me a copy of the photo too!" The slippery ghost came slowly, looked at the camera in Lu Sheng's hand with interest and murmured to himself: "Sending this photo on the Internet will definitely Will it become a hot topic?"

Lu Sheng was stunned and raised his head to look at his cunning ghost: "Grandpa, are you surfing the Internet?"

No, I slipped my tongue.

Just when the slippery ghost was about to quibble, the mirror stepped forward and exposed his old background: "Isn't it true that your grandfather is the master of the little pink monsters on the Internet, and he silenced you when he was about to tell you last time?"

Huakaiyuan Youluo was surprised: "Hey, hey? Lu Sheng's grandfather can surf the Internet?"

She has never been exposed to this kind of high-tech, no good, unknowingly lost to monsters in the era!

Lu Sheng looked at his grandfather in shock and fell silent. He seems to have paid attention to this id?

"Hey, is that the chief general? I've been paying attention to it for a long time..." Xuenv Bingli heard this when she walked by, and the ipad almost slipped from her hand.

"Actually, I followed this ID too..." Niu Gui suddenly appeared on the sidelines, and after that, more and more little monsters appeared one after another to express their attention to this ID, looking at the slippery ghost who was gradually surrounded by fans in the mirror. With a cold face, she felt that the Nuliang team would end sooner or later.

Fortunately, the onmyojis of the Huakai Academy have not kept pace with the times.

Daitengu ignored the farce and waved its wings in an attempt to destroy the camera. Nuliang Rikusheng hurriedly avoided the evil wind and threw the camera to the slippery ghost. The slippery ghost ran away with the camera in his mouth. He was calm on the surface, but there was a little bit of panic in his heart. He flapped his wings and chased after him without saying anything. Black feathers fluttered from the air to the grill and barbecue, and there was a trace of burnt protein in the air. taste.

When the slippery ghost was about to be caught by the big tengu, he saw the mirror waving at him at the corner, and hurriedly threw the camera over. The big tengu looked helplessly at the mirror, made a face with the camera, and then ran away quickly. .

Yaodao Ji, who was eating a big roast duck in her own room, suddenly saw a mirror enter the room, and a Jiling hurriedly stood in front of the cabinet.

"My lord in the mirror? Why are you here?"

"It's not important, find a place for me to hide!" Looking at the empty room in the mirror, he opened the cupboard and drilled in without saying a word.

"Can't open it, Master Mirror!" Yao Dao Ji didn't have time to stop, she had already opened the cupboard, and the snacks inside buried the mirror under the food.

The cupboard is full of my food... The secret was discovered by accident, Yaodao Ji blushed and seemed at a loss, and at this time the big tengu just happened to walk over.

"Yao Dao Ji, did you see in the mirror..." Before the big tengu finished speaking, Yao Dao Ji stood in front of the pile of snacks and repeated desperately: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, don't look at it!"

"..." Big Tengu couldn't complain, you weren't so nervous when your panties were exposed?Isn't it just being caught hiding snacks?Does he look like a goblin making small reports?

Is this really the rumored bloodthirsty Demon Sword Fairy?Big Tengu looked at him suspiciously, and walked away without any further thought.

When the big tengu was completely gone, Jing Li hurriedly crawled out of the snack pile and panted heavily. She almost became the first onmyoji buried to death by the snack pile. Lian thought she was angry, so he quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake, and said that all the snacks were handed over to the mirror.

"Why are you apologizing to me? It's too late for me to thank you." With a smile in the mirror, he moved a few steps towards Yaodao Ji, reached out and stroked Yaodao Ji's head.

[System prompt: Demon Sword Girl's favorability has reached 99. 】

Yaodao Ji lowered her head and blushed while letting the mirror scratch her hair, and then she spoke after a long time: "What was your lord hiding in the mirror just now?"

"It's just that I got the photo of Ootengu's women's clothing. Now Ootengu is still looking for me madly outside." Mirror quietly poked his head out and took a look outside, then closed the door.

"That's great." Yaodao Ji said with emotion.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Even Ootengu can dress up like this, but I'm not qualified to be a bloodthirsty mad knife, I'm sorry, forget what I just said." Yao Dao Ji said with her head down.

"In short, do you want to put on beautiful makeup like Ootengu?" Mirror asked with a blink of an eye, and Yao Saber Ji was dragged to the door by Mirror before she could solve it in time.

"My lord in the mirror, where are we going?" Yaodao Ji asked in confusion.

She opened the door, looked around, and then made a silent gesture: "Shh, I'll go find the hair eater and dress you up."

……

"Ah, what are you guys doing?" When the sneaky cat in the mirror came to the hair-eater's room with the demon sword girl on his waist, the hair-eating ghost happened to be still putting on her makeup.

"Don't panic, I just brought you a beautiful girl to put on makeup." He patted Yaodao Ji in the mirror, and pushed her to the hair-eating ghost. Feel like sweating.

Isn't this Demon Sword Fairy?Why is she staring at herself so desperately?He shouldn't have offended her, right?

The hair-eating ghost was nervous for a long time, only to hear the Yaodao Ji hesitantly chew a few words from her mouth: "Mum... please give me some makeup."

It's all here, I can't live up to the good intentions of the adults in the mirror.

"Are you interested in makeup? Very good, just leave it to me." The hair-eating ghost pulled Yaodao Ji to sit in front of the mirror, and happily transformed Yaodao Ji.

"My lord in the mirror...thank you, I'm really...very happy to meet you." Yaodao Ji turned her head to look in the mirror, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

"Thanks to you, I finally realized the joy of being human."

[System prompt: Demon Sword Girl's favorability has reached 100, please continue to work hard. 】

No, you were human once, it's just something you forgot.

Jingli really wanted to tell her this fact, but she couldn't. The price she paid for being a monster was to lose this memory of being a human being. Fortunately, the Demon Sword Girl was smiling at this time.

This is enough.

"It's an honor to meet you, too."