[Comprehensive] This Onmyoji has a hole in his head

"you are still alive?"

"Are you Night God?"

The two spoke almost in unison.

"What do you mean I'm still alive? Do you want me to be on a leash!" In the mirror, I couldn't believe how the cold and majestic god turned into a handyman in sportswear and a torn scarf! ?

Did she go on the wrong world line?

Yato's head was about to turn into a rattle: "No, no, how could it be? Thinking that my Yato Sect missionary is still alive, I am so moved that tears are streaming down my eyes like rain!"

After hearing this in the mirror, he looked at Yato with glowing eyes, not only did not reject the status of Yato Sect missionary, but said excitedly: "Really? Then as your missionary, there should be a lot of preferential treatment, such as No charge?"

Yetou was taken aback by his words, and said in a panic, "Hey, hey! It's true! It's just incense money, and you don't even want to pay for incense fire?"

"No, of course it's to tease you." The mirror put his hand on the five-yuan coin and tossed it high into the sky, and Yeto quickly grabbed the high-tossed coin, and threw it into the wine where the coin was stored like a treasure. bottle.

"I have indeed received it! You are a destined person!" Yetou smiled brightly, with a gentle expression, and he was completely different from the God of Fujin who was in the Warring States Period at that time.

Jingli felt that he probably met the fake Yato, and stretched out his hand to pinch his face.

Is it true?What did he go through to become like this?

"Wow, why did you suddenly pinch my face?" Yato took a step back.

"No, just to see if you're really..."

"Of course I'm going to be the God of Night Fighting who is about to become revered by millions of people. By the way, what service do you need? Don't hesitate to tell me~!"

In the mirror, you can raise your eyebrows and chase after any service?On the other hand, Yato nodded and repeated that any service is fine.

"Are you sure? Oh, I didn't expect that there really is such a godless spirit that Ah Zai said!" The mirror said in a strange way, the corners of his lips curled up with a hint of playfulness.

"Hey! You're enough!" Yeto looked in the mirror with disgust, and suddenly found the bruises on her neck, hugging herself with both hands and hiding away: "Master Yeto, I really am a showman rather than a body! "

"Pfft! Where are you going! I want someone to clean up the room!" In the mirror, she pulled her clothes to cover the marks, and her voice was a little higher because she became angry, and when she noticed that she was impolite, the words were out of her mouth .

She glanced at Yato and found that he was not angry about it.

This god is really bowing down for five buckets of rice!

In the mirror, he was playing with his mobile phone, Ootengu took a book from upstairs and began to study with great interest, while Yato ran around like a housekeeper and nanny, cleaning up all the rooms in a short while.

Jingli got up to check the quality of Yato's work. She carefully checked left and right, but she really couldn't find even a speck of dust.

"Seriously, just go and be a cleaner! I think you'll make more money this way." Jingli praised the clean windows and spotless house. Yato is simply an ideal type of home, travel, murder, and piracy, a must-have god. !

"I'm a god! How can I be a cleaner!" Yato shouted, and the mirror was too lazy to complain.

She struggled for a while, and finally asked out the doubts in her heart: "You are very different from before, what has happened to make you become such a funny...become an excellent cleaner"

Ye Dou was a little furious: "Did you just want to say funny than? You said that you are not a cleaner!"

"Where are your believers?" The question in the mirror almost hit Yato's sore spot.

He was stunned, his eyes darkened, and his voice lowered a bit: "The people in that village finally forgot about themselves and remembered me, there is not one left."

Man, think of God only in times of need.

Seeing his expression, she suddenly felt a little more guilty. Although it was only a short time with him, she almost forgot about Yato.

"Uh... I think you can try playing basketball!" Thinking about it in the mirror, he was so comforted.

"Girl, you've watched too many basketballs in "Oko's Basketball"! You actually poked my sore spot...you hateful missionary!" Yato squatted down and hugged his stomach, looking hurt.

"Hey, Yato, is the role of a god a god?" After coming to this era, she had great doubts about the work of a god.

For some reason, the demon fox who turned into Inari God met him in a maid cafe, and when he arrived at his house, he found that the fox had completely grown into an otaku. Life was really leisurely, but this executioner who was originally a god of misfortune began to act chores.

"Why do you ask this?" Yato tilted his head in doubt, his blue vertical pupils inadvertently revealed the sense of oppression back then, but it was only a fleeting feeling.

"Well, it's okay to tell you. There are various kinds of gods. The so-called gods are born by people's wishes, and their responsibilities are different. I am a warrior, and I can cut everything. Well, now I do these chores. The main reason is that I don’t have any artifacts at hand, usually I’m responsible for killing monsters.”

"Huh? Kill the monster?" Jingli was so frightened that he hugged her big dog tightly, but the big dog was so addicted to reading that he couldn't help himself, and ignored her at all.

Yato glanced at Otengu, and then said, "No, it doesn't refer to these monsters around you, the aggregation of resentment and obsession that I want to kill."

Released from the mirror, Ootengu nodded to express his understanding, and then took out a few ssr scrolls that he had drawn before and asked Yato to pay attention to him, Yato nodded and agreed.

After the room is tidied up, Mirror is ready to go out to purchase some necessary supplies for opening a store.

"What kind of store do you want to open?" Yato asked curiously.

"Don't worry, I won't compete with you for business, you will know soon." Mirror turned around and was about to go out, but Yato said behind him: "I don't worry about it, after all, I am so cheap, who else can do it?" Do business with me."

...you know you're cheap.

After running around in the mirror, I returned home. After a while, someone brought tables, chairs and strange-shaped things to the door. Yato glanced at them and found that many things were related to Onmyoji, so I knew what she was hitting. idea.

"So you want to cheat!" Ye Dou clapped his fists as if he had suddenly realized.

"What are you talking about? I'm just divination, praying for blessings and solving problems. In order to increase my income, I also bought a coffee machine and other materials. The beverage industry is also very profitable. Every year, about..." The mirror said while thinking and talking. Yato started to make arrangements, and Otengu, who was reading quietly at the side, also stepped in between the two of them on the way to help, which greatly reduced the workload.

It would have taken several months of preparation work, but it was all over in the early hours of the morning.

Seeing that he was fine, Yato left a sentence saying that if there is any trouble, welcome to ask him for help, and then teleported away. It seemed that there were other jobs waiting for him, he laughed in the mirror, and went upstairs to sleep.

A few days later, the spiritual power in the mirror recovered, and Firefly and Zashiki Warji were summoned. Her store business license and various procedures have also been processed.

After she hung the signboard of 'Yin Yang House' on the first floor, she explained to Hotaruzazashiki that all the troubles and needs of the guests should be written down, and she was going to go to the school first.

She finally has the opportunity to be a magical transfer student and enjoy the treatment of the protagonist!

Jingli originally wanted Daitengu to stay, but Daitengu was worried that she was alone and insisted on going to school with him.

"Are you the parent who escorts the child to elementary school?" Mirror couldn't help but said in a commanding tone, "Stay there! I will call you immediately if you are in danger!"

Big Tengu saw his resolute attitude in the mirror, so he stopped talking.

afternoon.

Jingli was almost stunned when she came back from completing the admission procedures. She found that the gate of her house was crowded with a long team of girls, and there was almost no place for her to squeeze back.

"Hey, can you have some quality and don't jump in the queue!" Looking at the irregular queue in the mirror but kept rubbing in, there was a voice of complaint.

"This is my shop." She kept smiling in the mirror, but her face turned dark. How could there be such a big commotion after she left for a morning?What did her shikigami do?

#What should I do if I can’t enter the house, wait online, urgent! #

In the mirror, I squeezed into the store with all my strength, only to find that the girls in the long line were all to see the big tengu. They didn't hesitate to order a cup of coffee and sit here for a while, just to see the big tengu. , while Ootengu ignored no one, he was still wearing his blue and white sweatshirts and sitting by the cash register, holding a history book in his hand and reading it with great interest.

"That... that, this is the money for the original coffee..." The girl lowered her head and blushed, walked to the cashier and handed over the money to Yingcao, but her eyes looked at Otengu from time to time, Yingcao took the money, fascinated Confusedly entertained: "Hey...Okay, let me figure out how much I want to find..."

"No, you don't need to look for it!" The girl blushed and ran out of the store, and the girl at the door couldn't wait to step into the store as if she had walked into paradise.

Looking around the store in a daze in the mirror, it took a few minutes to digest his emotions before he calmed down.

"My Cao'er, have you been like this all this morning?" The voice in the mirror was still trembling, and Yingcao thought she had done something wrong, so she quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at calculations. live in my brain..."

In the mirror, gently stroking the firefly's head to comfort: "! it'd!"

Firefly: "???"

What else does her master say she doesn't understand?

Is this blaming me blaming me or blaming me?What should I do? I'm so scared!

"It means 'no problem, very good'." Big Tengu suddenly raised his head and looked into the mirror, who was surprised: "You still learned English?"

"It's nothing. I've memorized the "General History of Japan" and I'm almost finished reading the "Six Laws" in my hand." Otengu's tone was calm, but the mirror read a bit of pride in it .

It's only been a few days in modern times, and he has learned so many things without a teacher?The learning ability of this monster is too strong!The corners of the mirror's eyes twitched, walked to him, patted his shoulder and said solemnly: "Since you have learned English, why don't you let me give you an English name?"

Big Tengu smiled with interest and asked, "What English name?"

In the mirror: "Tom Sue!"

Big Tengu saw in the mirror that he was interested in naming himself, so he nodded and accepted his English name.

Seeing that the master didn't mean to blame herself, Yingcao felt relieved.

Eagerly, she took the thick banknotes in her hands and tapped them, and the hala in the mirror almost flowed down. Now she is very glad that she didn't let the big tengu become a cowherd, otherwise she really wouldn't be able to pull it back.

This income is already two or three times what she imagined. Why do you still do your job as an onmyoji, exorcising any demons, and getting rich just by taking tips!