[Comprehensive] This Onmyoji has a hole in his head

Hearing the sound of the door lock opening, the mirror reflexively put away the phone, and told the big tengu to keep its wings in the room and stay.

When I walked into the living room, I felt in the mirror that my heartbeat had accelerated a lot. If my parents saw me suddenly appearing at home three years later, they would definitely be terrified.

As the door lock was unlocked, the mirror swallowed, and the parents just lowered their heads and took off their shoes after the younger brother returned home, complaining that it was another tiring day today, completely ignoring her existence.

"Abba, Ama!" The mirror called, and the mother was stunned for a moment, looking at the father: "I seem to be hallucinating from exhaustion, why did I hear my daughter's voice?"

"I seem to have heard it too..."

Please look up!

"Ah, old sister..." The younger brother raised his head and pointed into the mirror with wide-eyed eyes.

The parents raised their heads and looked in the mirror in a daze for a while. After confirming again and again that what was in front of them was not a hallucination, the mother rushed forward and gave her a big bear hug.

"Oh———! It's my daughter! Daughter who is alive and kicking, who hasn't been swapped, you are still alive, and you still have a heartbeat!"

"It's definitely not dead, it hurts, it hurts, strangle me...Daughter, I'm going to be strangled to death by you!" The mirror wailed a few times, and grandma let go of the mirror, and finally the strength of one hundredth and one thousandth went to the stomach in the mirror She gave an iron fist of love, covered her stomach in the mirror, and didn't get up for a long time because of the pain. She really was her own mother, and she didn't show mercy at all.

In the mirror, he looked at his father aggrievedly, but the father who had been looking at the mirror decisively hugged his mother this time, and chose the current camp.

"Take it at home these few days, and you are not allowed to go anywhere. Tell me about what happened in the past three years!"

"You're so stupid." The younger brother mocked and looked into the glasses again: "But the old sister still knows to come back, where did she go fooling around?"

"Why are you talking to your sister?" In the mirror, he stretched out his hands and rubbed his brother's temples, then looked at Grandma who was walking towards the kitchen: "Grandma, cook an extra bowl of rice, I'll take my boyfriend... no, take my husband came back……"

Dad was stunned for a moment, and his face darkened instantly. This is some wild boy who took his daughter away without saying a word. See if I didn't interrupt his dog legs.

The rice spoon that Grandma just picked up fell to the ground in an instant, but she didn't have time to pick it up. Instead, she silently picked up the kitchen knife.

Originally, it was a very strange thing for her daughter to disappear without any news for three years, but now she suddenly has an extra husband. What about no contact?

Perhaps when their family is facing the most crisis, it is time to drive away the pests for their daughter!Grandma picked up the kitchen knife and slashed at the fish on the chopping board. The fish in the pot lost its life, only a strange light flashed in its eyes.

The reunion dinner at night was unusually quiet, and the eyes of the family in the mirror all fell on Otengu.

Grandma looked at the big tengu, and felt that this son-in-law was not as bad as she imagined, especially the appearance, the cold eyes and demeanor, he was like a domineering president. It can be said that he passed the test with full marks.

And it turned out to be a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes!Bonus points!

Oh, no, how can he judge people by their appearance, it's not safe to be too handsome, isn't it?

In contrast, the father looked at the big tengu with disdain, and did not have the slightest affection for him.

handsome?Bah, this is clearly a little boy who eats soft rice, and my daughter would like this kind of guy, hum.

As for the younger brother, he is very satisfied with this brother-in-law. Not to mention he is handsome, he is also a foreigner, and he may be very rich. Now he can boast in school.

"What did you say to your parents?" Big Tengu stretched out his arm and touched the mirror lightly. The mirror was also a little dazed. The family's reaction was more extreme than expected?

"No? I just said cook more bowls of rice, I brought my husband back." Mirror answered softly.

Is it because the mirror is too direct?

Big Tengu silently glanced at the dishes on the table: "Then what about this mackerel with strange eyes?"

"Accident, purely accidental."

Big Tengu: "..." There are so many kinds of fish in the world, why is it mackerel?Are you really not messing with him?

"Cough cough." Grandma coughed, and looked at the big tengu with scrutiny, and the two stopped whispering.

"What's your name?"

"Big Tengu..."

"..." The parents fell silent in amazement, and looked at each other in blank dismay. The younger brother completely ignored the embarrassing scene, and directly extended his chopsticks to the mackerel.

"This name is something like a nickname, ah, I know the legend about the tengu eclipsing the moon." The father laughed awkwardly and decided to take the initiative to break the silence, and the big tengu shook his head in unison.

"No." Looking at the big tengu in the mirror, he finally decided to tell the truth: "He...he is a real monster."

Grandma nodded vigorously to express her appreciation: "This joke is quite creative, but please be serious now."

We are very serious!Jingli and Ootengu thought at the same time, but helplessly, this world that has nothing to do with ghosts and ghosts would not believe in the existence of monsters at all.

It seems that I have to explain it from the beginning to the end. I cleared my throat in the mirror, and started from my unlucky time travel that day. After explaining the past of these years, the food was already cold, and except for my younger brother, almost no one had touched it. Chopsticks.

"It's too unreal, it sounds like the script of a time-traveling novel." After hearing the story, Grandma suddenly became excited: "Fortunately, it's not a local monster. Our power bureau here also stipulates that monsters are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the country, saying If you look like a youkai, you have a long lifespan, right? How old are you?"

Abba also put his curious eyes on Ootengu, and chattered out of his usual routine.

"Since you are a real monster, don't you have many special skills? Can you really transform in an instant? What does your body look like? By the way, don't you have wings? Can you fly? Can you give me Do you want to see it?"

???

Why is this family's reaction so strange?I thought they would be more panicked or even scared, but now he doesn't know how to react!

The big tengu was at a loss, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and spread his wings. However, this was the beginning of a tragedy. The family who had never seen a monster or a tengu didn't know that the feathers were a sensitive area.

Afterwards, Datengu seriously suspected that the whole family in the mirror belonged to cats.

……

"It hurts, hurts, take it easy." Daitengu took off his shirt, exposing a large piece of back muscle, and the black wings stretched out behind the shoulder blades showed some pitiful colors, and he healed with spiritual power helplessly in the mirror.

Datengu has been good in everything these three years, but his proud wings often suffer for various reasons. This time, his wings can't help but be regarded as ornamental objects by his parents in the mirror, and he was even grabbed by his brother-in-law. , Before leaving, he still shouted words such as wings of darkness, feathers of fallen angels, and he didn't know what was wrong.

If it wasn't for the family in the mirror, he would have blown up the whole building, the demon can be killed and cannot be humiliated!

The next day, both the mirror and the mother suspected that they had seen hallucinations.

He rubbed his eyes in the mirror, and reconfirmed that he was not dazzled. Before, he was still talking about how to kill his brother’s big tengu in his room. Now he is sitting on the sofa in the living room with his brother like salted fish, holding the mobile phone and playing King’s Poison After the victory, they agreed with each other talking and laughing.

She must have met a fake big tengu.

"Even my son has been captured. He is indeed a deceptive monster. It's really scary!" The mother wiped her tears with a melancholy look on her face, but she interrupted her mother with a cold expression in the mirror: "Wake up, that's your son-in-law. He doesn't give gays at all! His heart is straighter than the flute given to Boya!"

Grandma was slightly startled: "Bo Ya? That's a boy, right? Then aren't you a mistress?"

"My dear mother! Please don't use your rotten girl's creativity and imagination here, okay!" Thinking that grandma is a serious rotten person, I feel very headache in the mirror.

Grandma looked at the big tengu and shook her head helplessly: "Tsk tsk, it seems that you are really confused by the big tengu. A little kid is just a little kid."

"You're just a brat! Obviously the big dog I chased first!" The mirror said excitedly, but covered her mouth in the next second, and she was tricked by her mother.

"What! The daughter is such an active person?" Dad appeared behind the mirror, his three views were shattered, and the mother finally recovered her serious expression, closed her eyes and said earnestly.

"Even if I don't stop you, you will have no results."

She raised her eyebrows in the mirror, and stretched out her hand in front of her mother's eyes: "Wake up, I'm really your daughter, not your son!"

"I mean...well...yes, you will have reproductive isolation!" As a normal mother, it is impossible for her daughter to fool around with monsters.

What's more, in the mirror, he really wants to go back to Heianjing and live with the big tengu.

And Mirror has already explained that after returning to that world, she will never have the chance to come back here again.

It was not easy for her daughter to return to her side, and no matter what she said, she would not let her leave easily.

"About this... I have one more thing to say..." Mirror lowered his head, nodded his fingers, a little embarrassed to speak.

"Actually, I'm already a mother."

"What... what!!" The mother's eyes almost popped out, and the father directly took out the feather duster, as if he was about to break the dog's leg in the mirror, but at this moment, untimely cheers rang out.

"Really! Great, I'm an uncle!!"

Everyone: "..."

After a while of silence, the mother in the mirror continued to read a few words, and finally passed out as if greatly stimulated.

Originally, her daughter's return had caused a huge fluctuation in her emotions, but the amount of information after that almost made her completely explode. The father, who was usually idle, looked serious, supported his mother, and called the emergency number.

"Come back and deal with you two cubs!"

? ?

Two cubs?In the mirror and Ootengu looked at each other.

Did they get their father's approval just now? !

"Father, don't panic, let the dog fly! Don't worry, ordinary people won't see it!" The mirror shouted in surprise, and pulled the big tengu to stand up from the sofa.

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A few hours later, when the mother finally woke up, the mirror flashed behind the big tengu like a squirrel, for fear that the mother would get angry.

In the mirror, he looked at his father asking for help, but the father who had been cowardly in front of his mother just shook his head helplessly, while the mother just sighed, looking at the ceiling as if she had seen through life.

"Water thrown by a married daughter...is it a boy or a girl?"

"He's a healthy boy." Daitengu answered directly for the mirror hiding behind him.

"Well, if only I could take a look at my grandson." Grandma looked sad, and there was some regret in the mirror.

Thinking of the little tengu, she was still a little anxious.

The mother in the mirror really wants to keep the mirror, but now that they have a child, if they leave the mirror in this world, then their grandson will be too pitiful.

She has had enough of the pain of not being able to reunite her family.

And my daughter has made a lot of efforts to go home.

"Okay, I won't stop you anymore, but before that, can you stay at home for a few more days?" Jing Li's mother persuaded, a light flashed in Jing Li's eyes, and immediately jumped out from behind the big tengu.

"Of course." The mirror smiled brightly. At this time, she did not expect that the price of sealing the gate of the underworld would take away her important things.

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