[Comprehensive] This Onmyoji has a hole in his head

"Ha... Shuten-douji, I finally found you."

Shuten-douji looked in the mirror and muttered strangely, walking towards him.

Maybe it's because he just got drunk, but his red face and pale pink lips have a touch of beauty, and he's used to seeing secular girls and flamboyant girls, but this has become another kind of temptation.

It has to be said that there is some reason for Ootengu to pick her. If he hadn't met Hongye, he might have developed some interest in this woman.

"Are you here to look for me?" Jiu Tuntong raised his eyebrows, but he wasn't surprised. As the ghost king of Dajiangshan, he couldn't count how many onmyojis were obsessed with him.

"Are you contemptuous of me just now? You don't even want to give me the right look. I'm... ugly?" Said in the mirror and approached Shuten Doji with a few spells. A few steps, unfortunately, Jiu Tun took a few steps back, and the mirror took a few steps forward, quickly forcing him to the corner, just as Jiu Tun was about to dodge away from the wall, the drunken mad woman suddenly sprained her feet and lost her focus Hit steadily towards the wall.

"Hey! Be sober, I didn't mean to belittle you!" Jiu Tun quickly reached out to stabilize the shoulder in the mirror, but he didn't need his help in the mirror at all. After a few steps, he put his hands on the wall, making people What's ironic is that these two hands happened to be placed on both sides of Shuten-douji's neck. Such a strange posture and situation made Shuten-douji freeze in place.

Apart from the opposite height and gender, this coincidence of both hands seems to have no other sense of disobedience.

"Hahahaha, what is this?" The slippery ghost laughed a few times and quickly covered his mouth. The majestic Dajiangshan ghost king was actually beaten by a human woman, and it happened that she was a woman of the big tengu. Maybe it will be made up by the monsters outside.

I'm really envious, Ibaraki Doji stood on the side, staring straight at the mirror, now he just wants to change places with the mirror, but he doesn't think the current situation is so bad.

Thinking back when they were still in the Warring States Period, Jingli was also drunk at a banquet. At first she just confessed to the big dog in a daze and then fell asleep, but when she woke up, she took advantage of everyone He accidentally took a bottle of demon wine and poured it down for himself, and used the strength of the wine to force the big tengu to the corner of the wall for a while.

If it weren't for the drunken madness in the mirror, maybe they didn't know about her confession to the big tengu that night.

In order to prevent everyone from digging up black history, all the people present made three chapters and didn't mention the matter. In the mirror, they didn't even know that she would go crazy after being drunk. This is why the big tengu reminded her not to drink alcohol.

Just when Ibaraki-douji was thinking about the past, Shuten-douji was in crisis again, and his abs were touched in the mirror. What was depressing was that she still seemed intoxicated?

"What are you doing?" Shuten-douji froze, pressing the hand that was carelessly rubbing on the abdominal muscles, but the other hand was immediately stretched out in the mirror to carry out the action just now. In order to stop her, Shuten-douji could only hold her hands and he continued to tug and pull.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccup, what can I do, I can still do it, can't you, showing such big fast abdominal muscles, isn't it tempting people to touch it?" The mirror laughed a few times, his mouth was full of alcohol, Shuten Doji really I don't understand why a sip of wine can make her drunk into a female psychopath.

"It's really... shameless." If the other party was not a girl, he would have picked up the ghost gourd and beat the other party into a fool!

"Oh, blame me? Who told you to dress gay."

"Give it? What do you mean?"

Ibaraki: "It means homosexuality."

"..."

"Don't worry, dear friend, I won't despise you because of this, I have always..."

"roll!"

"Oh, don't be so fierce, Hongye won't like you just because of your appearance." Speaking in the mirror, while Jiu Tun was not paying attention, he walked away the ghost gourd on his body, and all the monsters present were startled , Let her drink it again, it will be dangerous.

Suddenly leaving behind its owner, the ghost gourd was quite frightened. When it calmed down and realized that it was a human being, it opened its mouth wide and swallowed the hand in the mirror in one gulp, and chewed it in its mouth with pride. Chewing, it's a pity that the human beings in front of it are not the ordinary people it thinks, and the mirror in the state of drunken madness can't be provoked at all.

Before the ghost gourd can react, the mirror has already raised the bitten hand lightly, regardless of the arm that was bitten, swung the bitten arm in the air a few times, and then smashed it on the ground. It felt like the world was spinning, and its skull was about to be smashed, until it couldn't help but spit out a bunch of vomit.

"Heh, you want to bully Grandma and me? You are 1000 years too early!" After cleaning up the ghost gourd, he sneered in the mirror and glanced at the monsters present.

Compared with them, the mirror looks like a real evil spirit.

Jiu Tun Tong looked at his own ghost gourd lying on the ground in a state of distress, but he was helpless, because the next unlucky one was still him. Jiu Tun really didn't understand that he was not the only one here. In terms of color and beauty, the other two demons also Not bad, why does this woman keep her eyes on her?

"Look at you, it's fine if you don't have taste in your clothes. What's the matter with your hair? It's too casual." Mirror narrowed his eyes, and while talking, he reached out to Shuten-douji's head and stroked it gently. So, love him like a child.

All the monsters present looked strange, and she was the first one who dared to treat Dajiangshan Ghost King like this.

As for the person involved, Shuten Doji, his brain, which couldn't keep up with the rhythm in the mirror, was about to die.

"It's because your image is so bad that Hongye doesn't want to approach you, can you learn from my dog!?" Mirror said with a smile.

"Don't impose your hobbies on me, hey, what are you doing!" Shuten-douji was almost dumbfounded, only to see her lowering her eyelashes, undoing his clothes slowly, and being teased like this, is a Men can't stand it.

"I've figured out a way." The blurred eyes in the mirror looked at the slippery ghost, and he took off Jiu Tun's clothes suddenly, and the air suddenly froze into a ball.

What way is to take off your clothes before talking! !

Now Ibaraki Doji, who was in refuge mode, couldn't sit still anymore.

Not to mention that his best friend was tossed until his whole body was naked, the most important thing was that his best friend... his best friend reacted!

"Not good." Nuliang Huapiao, who was glanced at in the mirror, felt bad. Although he didn't know what was going on, he would be the next one to suffer if he didn't escape.

"Nu Liang-jun~~~~ You are...where do you want to go?" In the mirror, she put Slicker on the shoulders and put the weight of her whole body on him. She raised her head and showed him a kind look. Smile.

"I remembered that I still have some important things to do, so I left first, ahahaha..." The slippery ghost laughed a few times, and then ran away, followed closely by the mirror. The running speed made the slippery ghost Surprised.

Why are all the things that a human being can do after drinking alcohol beyond the limits of human beings?

When he was about to be caught, the slippery ghost used Mingjing Zhishui to avoid the claws stretching towards him in the mirror without hesitation, but he didn't expect that if he took another step forward, he would fall into the trap in the mirror.

As soon as the slippery ghost stepped into the hidden formation, Yan Lingbin trapped him firmly in place, and he couldn't use his demon power at all.

I haven't seen you for nearly a year. Has this little girl from Onmyoji grown to this extent?The strength is amazing, but it is completely used in the wrong place!The slippery ghost wanted to cry but had no tears, so he gave up struggling and let the mirror drag him all the way back, stripping off his clothes.

"Look, it's also about showing off your muscles, but that old hooligan is much smarter than you." In the mirror, he changed his clothes, but Shuten's expression was stiff and he didn't say a word. It seemed that he was restraining his emotions.

"Who is the rascal after all, you should find a handsome dress for me!" the slippery ghost yelled, covering his key parts.

"Aren't you monsters' clothes all formed by your own monster power?"

"Which monster who lacks communication told you this! There are only a few who can do this!" Slick Ghost said with a headache, but he didn't pay attention to him in the mirror. Instead, he stretched his claws to the soft end again On the redhead.

Don't let the mirror focus on yourself...

Tricky looked around holding his breath, and found that Shuten-douji's clothes were being held by Ibaraki-douji.

"Hey, you took your clothes away, what should I wear, how can I strike up a conversation like this!"

"Hmph, how can a bastard like you touch your best friend's clothes!" Ibaraki Doji hugged Shuten's clothes as if he had picked up gold, and didn't intend to give up the clothes at all, which made the slippery ghost even more annoyed.

"You can't pretend that I didn't hear you when you said that I am a bastard. It seems that you can't do it without proving your own strength." The slippery ghost picked up the saber that was left on the ground, but no matter what posture he took, he felt uncomfortable. Without clothes, any pose looks like a pervert.

"Hey... are you going to fight with me?"

"After all, I still have to lose face," said the slippery ghost.

The sharp blade brought out an arc when it was unsheathed at high speed, and the black flame also cut through the air at the same time, hit the slippery ghost's knife, and bounced towards the wall. The black flame raged and left burn marks in the house. Fighting together, the air echoed with the sound of hammering iron, distracting the mirror for an instant.

"What are you arguing about? Didn't you see me...are you busy?" shouted in the mirror blushing, and the two monsters fell silent instantly. With red hair down, she instantly calmed down, no one wanted to be the next monster to suffer.

"Why don't you wear clothes yet, do you have a penchant for naked/running around?" Glancing at the slippery ghost in the mirror, he frowned slightly.

Isn't it thanks to your old age?The slippery ghost was too lazy to argue with the mirror, so he could only smile, Ibaraki snorted coldly, and gave up fighting with the slippery ghost.

In the end, Ibaraki Doji handed over his clothes and put on the clothes of his best friend Shuten.

The slippery ghost in Ibaraki-douji's clothes expressed his dismay, because the youkai who borrowed his clothes turned out to be excited in Shuten-douji's clothes.

I didn't expect you to be such a second in command!I didn't expect you to be such an Ibaraki-douji.

There are too many perverts these days!

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At this time, Shuten Doji, the biggest victim, felt that he would never love again.

His hair was disheveled by the toss, and dozens of dark red hairs were pulled out by the mirror, which really looked a bit 'ghostly'.

This is nothing, the most annoying thing is that he still has to resist the cruelty in the mirror, and he can't turn the world upside down because of a woman and a big dog.

What can he do!He is also very desperate!

This account must be settled with the Big Tengu in the future!

"Master Shuten, we found the cure for the hangover!" The girls lifted their overlong kimonos and stepped on the wooden corridor with high clogs. When they pushed open the paper partition door, they thought they had gone to the wrong place.

Where is this messy place?Why does Shuten-sama wear the clothes of Yuba-sama with loose hair, why does Ibaraki-douji wear the clothes of Shuten-sama with a face full of intoxication and shame, and why the slippery ghost sits in front of the window and holds a pipe, looking like he has seen through life ?

What kind of game did they play in such a short period of time? ? ?

"Are you here? Give her a drink!" Hearing the news, Jiu Tun Douzi immediately perked up, taking advantage of the mirror's inattention, and took away his precious gourd, and then forcibly grabbed the slender hand in the mirror I'm going to send it to Younv's side.

"Huh? What do you want to drink for me?" Mirror raised his head, looking puzzled at the bottle in the hand of You Nu in front of him.

"You're drunk, hangover quickly." Jiu Tun-douji said impatiently.

"Am I drunk? Haha... hiccup, what nonsense are you talking about, I can fuck you if I'm really drunk!"

Although I don't know how capable this human being is, but his courage is at the level of a big monster, Jiu Tun's face turned black when he heard it.

"Big! My lord! What this human woman is thinking is..." You Nu's expression was a little bad, and Jiu Tun came back to hear it, and found that the mirror was reading Ling Ling, and decisively stretched out her finger and stuffed it into her mouth Feeling unwell, the mirror frowned, bit the hand stuffed into her mouth fiercely, and struggled violently with her hands and feet, Jiu Tun had no choice but to strangle her other hand around her neck to make her calmer.

The drunken mirror seemed to be replaced by a powerful beast. Even if Jiu Tun restrained her, the grinning look made the girl dare not approach. Fortunately, after the ghost gourd regained her sanity, she immediately opened Opening his mouth and biting the hem of Kagazawa's kimono, Kagami who was being pulled by his clothes finally stopped kicking his legs.

"Well done, it's a good partner for many years." Shuten Doji praised, and then called two monsters who were making soy sauce to restrain the hands in the mirror.

A drunken human woman actually wants three big monsters to work together to restrain her. What kind of scourge is a human being?You Nu thought about it, stepped forward tremblingly, opened the sober medicine, Jiu Tun took out the bitten finger, and strangled her chin, so that You Nu could feed it, You Nu poured down the sober medicine with trembling hands, the medicine was effective The extremely strong potion finally made the quiet person in the mirror fall asleep.

Looking at the peaceful sleeping face in the mirror, all the monsters breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiu Tun: "Now, let's change our clothes back."

The other two demons nodded and immediately unbuttoned their clothes.

The ghost gourd that escaped from its owner for a while took advantage of everyone's inattention, and suddenly tore off the belt in the mirror, and a large piece of spring/light leaked out instantly, while the ghost gourd chewed the belt in his mouth, and seemed to be quite excited.

Damn, forget this is a gourd...

"You lend her your clothes."

Jiu Tun ordered to You Nu, and immediately turned his head, he really didn't mean to look in the mirror.

"You...what are you doing?" The big tengu suddenly appeared at the door, and was shocked to see the scene in front of him. Regardless of why the girl was taking off her clothes, why were the three big monsters shirtless and holding other people's clothes? clothes?

More importantly, why does the mirror lying on Younv's lap look disheveled and messy, with unknown liquids on her face, and signs of struggle on her neck and hands?

What the hell did they... what did they do to the mirror?

Daitengu spread its wings silently, the blades became sharper than ever, and the wind around him was no longer gentle.

It's over, I can't wash it off even if I jumped into Arakawa...

The three big monsters thought at the same time.

The author has something to say: The three monsters said that they must have met a fairy dance, why were they beaten up by his boyfriend after being stripped of their clothes in the mirror? ? ?