[Comprehensive] This Onmyoji has a hole in his head

"Since you are my onmyoji?"

The animal in front of her has blue skin, short limbs, long beard, and wide round eyes looking straight at her. Except for the strange complexion, this is a cute otter no matter how you look at it.

The figure is cute, but the tone is an uncle who is difficult to serve.

This does not hinder its cuteness. This petite creature is officially too much for girls to resist. Before the otter in front of him could react, he rubbed his head in the mirror, and then hugged him in his arms.

"Ahhh so cute!"

"You rude person! Let me go! Do you know that I am..."

"I know, Lord of Arakawa, right?"

The mirror continued to rub against, regardless of the Arakawa Lord struggling desperately, the Arakawa Lord was not angry at all. He was said to be a cute monster, and he was treated like a pet, which was simply a great shame for monsters.

Reluctantly, he was involved in this grotesque world, and he was plotted against before he knew the way, and was drawn away from the demon power by human beings, and at the same time, the strange fragrance took away his sanity.

When he was conscious, he was sealed in the talisman paper, and he could see the light of day only when the onmyoji made a contract with him. Who would have thought that the only onmyoji would be the first to meet when he left the darkness?

This is definitely his most embarrassing experience, bar none.

This "grand" welcome to him was not terminated until the door was knocked.

The arrival of the guests outside the door was a surprise to him, but he didn't expect to see Ibaraki Doji and Ootengu.

"I didn't expect to see you again, Ootengu!" Lord Arakawa stared at the person with wide eyes, unexpectedly he became one of the shikigami.

Ootengu glanced at the pet-like Shikigami in the mirror, and didn't intend to answer.

The Lord of Arakawa was about to clarify his identity, but felt that the atmosphere was not right.

Ibaraki Doji was staring at the onmyoji fiercely.

Mirror swallowed, if it wasn't for Ootengu being beside her, Mirror would have no doubt that Ibaraki-douji would directly pick him up and throw him out of the window, he would definitely come to question the crime.

"Why did that crazy woman still find me? You can't know everything, right?"

"Well..." In the mirror, he turned his head to avoid this question, but Ibaraki-douji was firm and didn't give him a chance to get away with it.

"Otherwise, Ibaraki pretends to be a girl and wears a small skirt. I'll take a photo and send it to tell her that you are actually a cute girl. Then maybe she will give up..." Before the words were finished, Ibaraki Doji's black Homura had grazed the shoulder in the mirror, shattering the glass behind her.

"If you want to end up with this glass, you can tell me earlier, and I will help you." Ibaraki Doji felt that he was too polite to this woman usually, which would lead to her insatiable progress. Now she dares to say these words in front of everyone?

If it wasn't for the relationship between Jingli and Datengu, he would definitely teach this woman a lesson.

Of course, the mirror had already anticipated this situation, so he prepared a set of rhetoric in advance.

"Don't worry, I didn't let you wear women's clothing on a whim. I have a basis."

Clearing her throat in the mirror, she pulled out the small whiteboard, and brought two small benches from outside to invite the two of them to sit down, and she began to attend the physiology class in a serious manner.

"Some scientists once concluded that because women's genitals are introverted, they generally need to be kept warm to prevent dysmenorrhea; while men's genitals are protruding, and the special structure of the scrotum is for heat dissipation, which is conducive to the production of sperm. , Therefore, men are more suitable to wear skirts than women, or in other words, they should wear skirts more.”

"Just for this reason?" Ibaraki Doji questioned, knocking on the whiteboard in the mirror, and glanced at Ibaraki Doji.

"Ibaraki-san, please keep quiet, I haven't finished speaking, Mr. Mirror Mirror."

When did you become a teacher?Am I still your student?The veins on Ibaraki-douji's forehead were about to explode, and it was very hard for Daitengu to sit beside him holding back his laughter.

"I'm not talking nonsense. This is not only the conclusion of scientists, but also every country has examples. Take this world as an example, men in more than four countries wear skirts." He took out photos and information in the mirror , posted on the whiteboard one by one to analyze the notes, Ibaraki Doji suddenly found that she had fallen into the trap in the mirror, she came prepared.

"Take the ancient times of the mainland as an example. As early as the Shang Dynasty, men began to wear skirts. On the contrary, women gradually formed the habit of wearing skirts in the Han Dynasty. To sum up, today's stupid men think that wearing skirts is abnormal! Stupid, there’s nothing wrong with men wearing skirts! Above!” After the mirror finished speaking impassionedly, he sat on the side and let out a sigh of relief, and the three big monsters who had been brainwashed all looked at the mirror as quiet as chickens.

Although they always felt that something was wrong, they were speechless.

"Any objections, Ibaraki-douji?"

Ibaraki twitched the corner of his mouth and didn't answer, what else could he say after talking about this, isn't it just a woman's dress, he wears the head office, right?Anyway, there is nothing scarier than a moron.

It's okay to wear a skirt, but he can't be the only big monster to suffer. Ibaraki Doji smiled and decided to drag Ootengu into the water, but it's a pity that Ootengu was determined not to wear it in the mirror.

She didn't want to be hit again by the big tengu.

It's just that Ibaraki Doji was unhappy: "Why should I be the only monster to wear this kind of thing? Don't do it, anyway, you must have secretly colluded with that idiot."

In the mirror, I was secretly surprised at Ibaraki-douji's accurate deduction, but no matter what, I had to trick Ibaraki-douji into wearing it again, so what should I do?

When distressed, the mirror saw the otter trying to sneak out of the room.

"Then let him accompany you." In the mirror, he picked up the otter and held it in front of Ibaraki Doji. The otter looked loveless.

Never agree!How could the honorable Lord of Arakawa do such perverted things!

"Otter? Isn't that just a pet?"

Mirror shook his head: "Superficial! This is not an otter, this is the real body of Lord Arakawa!"

"..." Ootengu and Ibaraki Doji were silent at the same time, their eyes staring straight at the Lord of Arakawa.

"No! I'm not!"

The Lord of Arakawa just wanted to find a place to hide and never come out again. His identity was exposed, how can he maintain his image in the future?If he really wore women's clothing, he could imagine what the demon world would do.

#Shock!The Lord of Arakawa has such a penchant for women's clothing after returning to his original form. Is this a lack of morality or a loss of demon nature? #

"This is really an unexpected reunion, Lord of Arakawa." Otengu was surprised, but his tone was always somewhat ironic.

"Excuse me... so the original form of the Lord of Arakawa is an otter?" Ibaraki Doji looked at it, and then smiled: "It doesn't feel out of place to wear women's clothes like this."

"That's it. I've chosen all my clothes." Smiling in the mirror, he took out a black suspender dress from the closet. Ibaraki Doji's face darkened, and he took the clothes. Do any changes and go straight to this dress, that may make yourself sick.

Is this forcing him to become a woman in disguise?

Ibaraki Doji struggled for a while but still accepted the fact that the awkward appearance of the big male monster is the ugliest, anyway, he is good at pretending to be a woman, as for those silly rumors, they will stop at wise men.

By the time Ibaraki-douji changed his clothes, he had already turned into a pretty woman. According to the words in the mirror, 'she' was called Ibaraki-douji.

The design and pattern of the black dress are generally simple and elegant, but it can be worn on Ibarakiko, who has a devilish figure, but she looks seductive and charming.

She stared blankly in the mirror for a while, and then remembered the incident of taking a photo. Her face was blushing and her heart was beating when she saw it in the mirror.

"Ibaraki-douji, why don't you just think about being a woman?" After taking the picture in the mirror, she still sighed, and she answered her with a cold voice that belonged to women.

"Are you fooling me?"

"Don't dare, I just think that your appearance will impress Shuten-douji."

"Using this method to win my friend's attention is better than being ignored by him to the end." As soon as Shuten-douji was mentioned, Ibaraki suddenly fell silent. He originally followed the mirror to find his friend, but now he But being played around by this woman in women's clothes...

"No matter what you think, I will keep this photo until I meet Shuten-douji~" Put away the camera in the mirror, looking in a good mood. He patted Ibaraki on the shoulder.

"What, you want to stop me?"

"No, I'm trying to persuade you to give up." Big Tengu shook his head, as if he had come here.

"Why, haven't the evidence that you were not a woman's dress been destroyed?" Ibaraki looked at Datengu with a complicated face, and this guy would kindly remind him that he was treating him as a brother in need?

"What I destroyed was just a camera, and she had already hidden the memory card."

Ibaraki: "..." I didn't expect you to have a hard time!

Taking advantage of the resonance between the two monsters due to their mutual encounters, the Lord of Arakawa quietly decided to leave the scene quietly, but he was noticed by the two big monsters just as he moved a step.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

The lord of Arakawa looked at the two monsters who laughed and said nothing, and the alarm bells were ringing in his heart. He regretted his actions a little bit, and he would have continued to be a background board if he knew it.

As for the mirror, he was still sitting on the sofa in the living room without knowing it, sending pictures to Shaxi to complete the final transaction.

Just when Mirror finished all the busy things in Hunter World and was about to rest, he received unexpected news.

[System prompt: Your shikigami Arakawa lord favorability is -10, and the current favorability is 50. 】

???

She is not by the Lord of Arakawa's side, why did she lose her favor?

The author has something to say: I really want to know the plot of Fanwai II...Unfortunately, you must have Jinyu Ji, Yan Yan Luo and Kaguya Ji at the same time to watch, I am a little tired...

But Shikigami dispatch seems to be expected?