The world wants to kill the host

no responsibility spoof

Hello everyone, I am the President of the United States.

First of all, I have to declare that I am a fake president, so please treat me as an ordinary person, although my position is not what you mortals can look up to.

You don't need to care about my name, I prefer to be called the President of the United States, which feels better, as if I am tall, rich and handsome, although I am not very handsome.

You can ignore the fact that I am not handsome, after all I am rich.

But the above is not the point.

I grew up in a world with superheroes, although I don't like them very much, because those superheroes always like to destroy.

Yes, they blow up buildings with a capital of billions of dollars at every turn, and they are sought after by countless people, but once I make a mistake, I will be insulted in various ways. You must know that they destroy New York, North America, and South America... I don't understand this shit world, the fans are crazy.

Until one day I was annoyed to death by the mutant problem, and suddenly a psycho, a female neuro mutant appeared.

This psychopath did a very neurotic thing.

She discredits the majesty of all famous superheroes, and while I say it's cool to watch, that's two different things, it's serious!

#Laozi spends a lot of money to hold it out, so it’s black#

#The money from the national treasury, does your face hurt?#

This buddy is like playing Dragon Ball.

The painting style of the world changed in an instant, and all the characters in the anime came out.

Expert: (saliva splashing in cadence) "This is a miracle in the world that broke the dimensional wall of another world!"

Me: This is farting.

The world's population is shrinking sharply, and the number of interbreeding people is increasing rapidly.

In a country where the pure race is almost extinct, there is a decree that allows anime characters to marry him die.

What the hell are you telling me about girls with unscientific eyes and unbalanced boobs in maid outfits?

This is simply a disaster on earth!

Then the lunatic who was not yet dead brazenly said that he would kill me to become the president of the United States.

President of the United States: Apathy JPG

mmp's mental retardation.

I didn't want to die young until she killed me, so I got a sharpshooter to kill that woman without anyone noticing.

Immediately after I killed her, I felt that the world was quiet, as if the key of light was shining on me, so warm, it was simply wonderful!

However - this is the beginning of the nightmare.

When I woke up the next day, I found something wrong with the world, oh my god, my lord, where is this gorgeous castle?This is definitely not my White House, I looked around, I looked at the curly haired man next to me calling me king, I looked at the map of the country, and then I suddenly realized that I might have caught the whole set of that witch, it must be It's a terrible dream.

Then three days later, I realized that it was absolutely impossible for that neurotic woman to create such a huge and clear dream. I thought this might be the legendary time travel.

At that moment, I realized.

President of the United States: I'm going to finish the rhythm.

When I heard about Snow White, I realized it was a fairy tale world, and I smiled happily like a child, and then I realized that this is not the fairy tale world I remembered at all.

Who the fuck the world emperor's new clothes turned into a witch usurper!

More importantly, he is the emperor!

I just said why I always feel that the whole palace doesn't look right to me, Ma Dan turns out I'm running naked!

The President of the United States said that his heart is a little broken now, but as a head of state, he has the spirit of being tenacious even when he is scolded by thousands of people.

He laughed happily when he heard that one of the two liars was Qiao Luo, who was the insane witch, and decided to make up for the son of the Holy See. Then a rumor was spread by the witch's adoptive mother, who was said to be a real witch.

Oh, and the witch that was killed was actually a princess of some royal family.

Oh, her hair has the magic of immortality and youth.

Oh, the king and queen have only one daughter.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: …The President of the United States said he didn’t want to say anything.

The war between the Holy See and the royal family was no longer a secret, and now the death of that witch seemed to be a fuse that instantly ignited all the countries.

He thought of the decades of history that he had lost, the Western European Church of God and the terror and darkness. The President of the United States felt that as himself on the edge of a knife, he should talk less. There are more uneasy factors in the fairy tale world, because there are more magic here. , as we all know, is full of opportunity and adventure.

Then, if you don’t pay attention, you may be cursed into a frog or a swan. Those witches and fairies who have lived for hundreds of years are all human beings, and most of them are pretending to be crazy. Written into the epic, but all this is too sudden.

Then, I accidentally hung up.

I am the President of the United States, and a hellish time travel made me understand life.

Then I die.

Above, so far I don't know what I'm talking about, all in all, the world's first time-traveling (fake) president salutes you.

-END-

The author has something to say:

Looking at the endless space, with a faint blue color, and bright lights shining on the dormant cabin, Qiao Luo woke up slowly, dizzy and limp.

"Good morning, Aurora."

"how do you feel?"

"Very bad." Qiao Luo opened his eyes and blinked vigorously.

"It's normal for you to be confused now, you just woke up from 120 years of sleep." The mechanical voice replied softly.

Qiao Luo watched as a dormant chamber dragged him through the corridor to a bedroom.

Under the irradiation of the scanning line, the body functions quickly recovered, and the cheerful voice of the system appeared in his mind.

"This is the future world, Overlord. It belongs to the era of the new century. Human beings have left the earth and flew into space. You are now on a [-]-space passenger aboard the Avalon spacecraft to start a new life on another planet."

The blond woman touched her face, then lay down by the pool before waking up.

"New life? Open up land and wasteland?" Qiao Luo raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no, your status is to play, to travel and write books, and then come back No. 1." Bible said slowly: "You are from the gold warehouse, and your status is already very high according to this."

"But you are also unlucky."

Qiao Luo wondered: "What's wrong?"

"Your hibernation pod has been destroyed, and it's a fraction of the time you'll reach your destination." The Bible says, "You still have 84 years to get to that planet, and by the way, human lifespans are still so short."

Qiao Luo: "Emmmm, you mean... I will die of old age on this bed?"

System: La la la guessed right, but there is no gift bag.

Jolo: ...

Qiao Luo intends to continue to sleep.

It's all like a nightmare, Jolo thought, too bad.

She actually died in such a low way of old age in space...

The blond woman walked to the central hall with a blank expression. The navigation on her wrist gave her a signpost for the cafeteria. She walked over and ordered a puff latte and cake.

And a lot of high-calorie food, then packed away and returned to his room.

She knows a lot today.

For example, my dormant compartment was destroyed by a man who coveted her beauty and wisdom. That man is said to have loved her for a long time. He stayed in space for a full year, lonely, empty and cold, and accidentally saw Aurora. The little beauty, after reading her book, felt that her soul had been sublimated, so after six months of inner struggle, she finally couldn't bear to destroy her dormant chamber.

Qiao Luo: "Why didn't I meet him today?"

Bible: "You got up too early, it's only two o'clock in the morning, and he's still sleeping in."

The blond woman thought for a while and decided to continue to sleep. She had the time of her life to eat, drink and sleep, and do whatever she wanted, without any rush.

On the contrary, in the cafeteria, I haven't seen the girl who misses the goddess in my heart for a long time...

Babies, I'm so stuck...I've been stuck for a few hours in today's chapter, really, no one reads it anyway.

Just leave it as it is, I have no love left.

The article on the President of the United States is considered to be over, I can no longer write it... I feel that my brain has been exhausted.

After repairing two chapters today, I feel... emmm, it’s really great that you can read it. Anyway, I’m about to throw up. When I was 13 years old, I didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. Looking at it now, I feel...

I really can't fix it! !

My brain and writing can be so exaggerated and terrifying [Oh my God]

How many people have I killed along the way, my God!

Babies, don't learn from me, I'm a production of teen depression.

The President of the United States, the Queen of England...

I feel that I am pretty good [mixed feelings]

Now about the nutrient solution, I didn't know what it was until I saw a reforestation activity when I was looking through the list.

Thank you readers!

Thank you for sticking to this, good job, bring your lightning rods, this article is GAME OVER