The world wants to kill the host

As we all know, according to the routines of time travel and palace fighting, shouldn't you bomb me and I smash you, and everyone will plan together, and finally the time traveler will win the favor of the emperor by virtue of his fresh and refined charm, dominate the harem, and become the mother of the world Queen?

But if your emperor is destined to be short-lived, and your former empress is a frenzied traveler, then...you are in a tragedy.

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Yun Xiaotao stared blankly at the surrounding concubines, including maidservants, who all opened the red envelope app website on their wrists, and stared at the red envelope group inside, as if looking at a baby.

Yun Xiaotao teased her maid, Xiaoyue, in disdain, and complained, "There's nothing to grab, it's just a broken red envelope."

Xiaoyue twitched her lips: "Ma'am, what's wrong with you? Back then you relied on your good luck to become a noble concubine, and the more than 20 love potions are your undefeated record that you are proud of. Why did you fall... ..."

After a fall, she didn't know anything, Xiaoyue's face clearly showed this sentence, Yun Xiaotao stomped her feet angrily.

Bai Guiren at the side raised his eyes at Yun Xiaotao, and taunted him with trembling smiles, "Could it be that some concubine cast the Imperius Curse?"

Yun Xiaotao stared and almost immediately wanted to rush up and tear that face to pieces, but seeing the Queen Mother who was smiling at her on the stage, she suppressed her anger.

Really!Why do I always get angry!

Don't say it, the [-]th board really hurts.

Xiaoyue said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty! It's started!"

Watching the countdown, Xiaoyue let out a scream, but soon ignored Yun Xiaotao.

All the concubines in the entire harem were like wolves and tigers in an instant, and their hand speed was comparable to Liu Qian's. Like a snake dancing on fire, almost every concubine was ready to fight bloody frenzy and tear up the little bitch.

After several times, the queen watched another red envelope slip away from her hand.

The queen gritted her teeth: "I'll go! Concubine De, little bitch!! How dare you snatch my red envelope!"

Concubine De covered her mouth: "Oh, empress, what are you talking about? What's the matter with Guan Chen and my concubine when you are old?"

Concubine Li: "I'm still recovering from a serious illness...Ah! My invisibility cloak!!"

At the moment, Concubine Shu is the only one who is sitting there calmly, with a confident smile: "All the maids in the harem with a radius of a hundred miles have been bought by my Li family! Today, I am the biggest banker!"

Empress Empress: "Heh, the more wins the less! As expected of the daughter of the Li family, what a good trick!"

Before Concubine Shu could be proud, the queen smiled coldly, Gao Yan said coldly: "It's a pity that the position of empress of my palace still belongs to me after all!"

I saw the queen's golden robe waved, a phoenix shadow crowed on a blue and gold red envelope, and a few large characters were swayed in thick ink, so domineering!

For a moment, a bunch of garbled characters appeared on the wristbands of all the red envelope groups on the spot. In an instant, the big head portrait of the emperor occupied the screen, and all the concubines clicked their crosses, but they still did not clear up, like a virus dominating the screen.

Seeing this, Concubine De was shocked: "Could it be the legendary [Emperor's Wrath]!"

The queen covered her face with a smile: "Concubine De has good eyesight! This was one of the dowries of the palace back then, and it finally came in handy."

Concubine Shu sees the wind and turns the rudder: "The empress is wise and powerful, the Li family will definitely serve you wholeheartedly!"

The concubines wailed again and again.

Qing'er next to Concubine Xue had a bitter look on her face, she must have been annoyed because she couldn't grab the red envelope, but she looked up and accidentally saw Xue Yaoyao's bracelet.

Red envelopes of different colors floated by on the fluorescent disc.

Qing'er was surprised and said: "Your Majesty... how can you use it!?"

Xue Yaoyao laughed awkwardly: ...I only opened it because of me!

Who knows why this thing is so troublesome!Can't you just use a mobile phone! ?

Qin Zhaoyi next to her showed jealousy, and walked gently behind Concubine Xue, but unexpectedly, the maid beside her threw out an upside-down golden hook, and Qin Zhaoyi was instantly hoisted in the air. The red envelope tokens also fell to the ground like running water!

Qin Zhaoyi yelled: "Ah! My red envelope!!"

Concubine Shu's eyes were sharp: "Oh! My sister is so good! Is that the Apparating Curse!"

Bai Guiren's eyes were red: "Hey, sister, don't move, I'll pick it up for you..."

Li Fei screamed: "Let me help!"

For a while, the concubines danced wildly, and ghosts, ghosts, and soul eaters flew all over the sky.

A terrifying mummy flew towards the noble concubine, and its black eyes met with the noble concubine Yun.

Concubine Yun rolled her eyes and collapsed on the ground, unconscious.

One of them, Zhaoyi, rushed towards Xue Yaoyao, but was kicked over by Xue Yaoyao.

Xue Yaoyao: "I think back when my old lady tore up the scumbag boy Xiaosan with her hands. In the middle of the night, she played a top three in black, and Daqiao Luban was playing swordsman." Xue Yaoyao stepped on the face of a nobleman again and said viciously: "Once you travel through, can you even Can’t even cut a red envelope group!?”

Xue Yaoyao was holding ten golden hooks that were torn apart, biting the golden hook that was hanging upside down in a daze.

There was not a single blade of grass growing in the land they passed, and not a single hair was pulled out, and the few people who went back and forth fell to the ground in an instant.

Only the queen was left, Xue Yaoyao smiled slightly, holding three red envelopes.

The queen sighed: "I didn't expect Concubine Xue to hide her secrets."

Xue Yaoyao sneered: "Where is it, how dare the concubine compare with you, empress, you are the master."

"Sister, this is just a joke, look at the trick! - The venom of the big bat!"

"The smile of the lily!"

"Black hair through your hands!"

“Braised Pork Knuckle and Beef Stew!”

"Go wild, fight monsters, and fight Li Bai!"

"Smile and move, Big Joe is here!"

Xue Yaoyao threw out the last card,

The queen clutched her chest and screamed back.

ko!

Xue Yaoyao was sweating, and looked at the owner of the red envelope group on the main stage.

The gold-threaded woman on the empress dowager's phoenix chair propped her chin, her pair of blue eyes were particularly conspicuous by the palace clothes.

Qiao Luo casually took a sip of strawberry jam, looked at Xue Yaoyao below the stage with a smile, and spoke sweetly.

"Congratulations dear, the throne is yours now."

Xue Yaoyao scolded: "...Bullshit throne, I want to go home!"

Qiao Luo looked at Concubine Xue Gui like a fool: "Do you think I would be bored here if I could?"

"The throne is here for you, Ai's family is going to travel around."

The tassels of the woman in Chinese clothes swayed with her lotus steps, she walked down the steps, gently caressed Xue Yaoyao's smooth skin, and smiled.

"The throne of the Aijia country is handed over to you, and the emperor is also handed over to you. If you feel bored, the red envelope group is also handed over to you."

Qiao Luo took the bracelet in his hand to Xue Yaoyao's hand, and said earnestly: "Don't be impatient, this world will encounter time travelers every few days, but most of them are the Yungui people just now. The same stupid and sweet white, after so many years, you are just a normal person."

"...Then what if I can't meet him?" Xue Yaoyao twitched, feeling very worried about her future.

It took at least ten years for this time-traveling senior to meet her, so wouldn't she...

Qiao Luo spread his hands helplessly: "Then it's none of my business, I've already run away, little princess."

Before Xue Yaoyao had time to stare at the woman in front of her, suddenly her eyes went black and she fell to the ground with a bang.

Behind her is Xue Yaoyao's maid, Qing'er, and she still has a faint red envelope in her hand.

You ask why, but it's because Qing'er belongs to Qiao Luo.

As I said earlier, a group of time travelers would appear here every few years, so Qiao Luo directly replaced the maids next to the concubines who fainted once with his own people, such as Yue'er and Qing'er.

Qiao Luo compared his thumbs: "Good job!"

Qing'er was shy: "Thank you Queen Mother for your compliment."

Qiao Luo waved his hand, and the guards hiding outside appeared one after another.

Qiao Luo sipped his drink: "The new emperor has appeared, changed the name of the country to Xue, and will ascend the throne tomorrow!"

"If something goes wrong, you just wait for the order!"

The guards all lowered their heads, looking terrified.

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----------------------a few years later---

Another woman woke up faintly, and she saw the antique scenery around her. She murmured: "Where is this? Who am I? Oh, why does my head hurt so much?"

A man in ancient costume came forward to diagnose her with a medical kit.

He looked at the maid next to him, turned around and bowed his head to the woman: "Report Miss, Empress Defei is fine."

The maid waved her hand and said, "You step back."

Concubine De?

Seeing this, the woman secretly rejoiced, could it be that she has time-traveled, that's great, I am indeed the protagonist's life!

It seems that she is about to embark on a life of being hugged left and right, and the three thousand beauties in the harem are the only ones!

She summoned a maid and asked, "I've lost my memory, what's your name?"

The maid walked forward slowly, and replied: "Your Majesty, this servant is called Qing'er."

Before the woman could ask another question, the maid handed over the three gold cards unhurriedly: "Ma'am, which card would you choose? We have a rebirth card, a time travel card, or a healing card."

Looking at the woman's dull eyes, the maid smiled slightly.

The woman was confused: "...what card?!"

Qing'er replied in a considerate manner: "Of course, you can also choose to discard the cards, but that way there will be no beginner gift package."

"Don't worry, these are three normal stages. Next, we will tutor you and other traversers, so that you can understand all the subjects of governing the country, including mathematics, physics and chemistry, politics, geography, Chinese and English. Psychology and the rule of law.”

"This is the second generation of the red envelope group, today's Saint Xue Yaoyao, sincerely serving you."

The author has something to say:

I've wilted...

Just let it go, Juezi has been stuck to death.

The next world is a dream, vomiting blood.