The world wants to kill the host

The so-called life is like Super Mario, before you add mushrooms, a little bastard can kill you.

——Preface

The sky is clear, and the white clouds like cotton candy float leisurely in the blue sky, which makes people want to have a bite.

In the American People's Hospital, the blond and hot nurse threw a black-haired and blue-eyed oriental beautiful girl directly out of the tall threshold like a hen leading chicks with a smile on her face.

"How can you do this! Nurse sister, you are so hot and beautiful, which is completely inconsistent with your style of painting, dear!" Qiao Luo struggled fiercely, pulling on the collar, why is this girl so strong!

"Hehe, if I see you eating and drinking in the hospital again and pretending to be sick, I will kill you with a knife in no time!" The tough blonde girl closed the door of the hospital, "What's the matter with me being here for so long?" Have you seen it before? You should learn from such a shameless little girl! She's just playing hooligans!"

Nima, who is playing hooligans!I'm the one who got thrown out, huh!Qiao Luo rubbed his poor buttocks, it was about to break into three pieces.

"What are you looking at! I've never seen someone thrown out for eating and drinking!" Qiao Luo gave the crowd of onlookers a hard look, and sighed sadly, "I'm so innocent, kind, cute and charming, how could that girl leave me behind?" A person, alas, beauty is also a sin..."

The passers-by who were shocked by this girl's cheekiness watched in bewilderment as this girl calmly patted her own footprints, picked up the Chinese Double English Bible and walked quietly forward.

"Hey, I was kicked out," Qiao Luo sighed as he walked on the street with the Bible in his arms. "It's a ploy. The U.S. government should subsidize homeless people, right? Call me back."

The Bible in his arms trembled silently, and a page of the book seemed to be blown by a breeze, and lines of ink were drawn on the blank paper [God actually has a choice for you. Believe it, everyone... 】Before it was fully presented, it was shut by the girl with a slamming "snap".

Qiao Luo's face twisted for a moment.Looking at the books squirming in my hands, I just want to say "Damn mentally retarded!"

That's right.This Bible, which has been pretending to be dead from the beginning to the present, is the culprit for Qiao Luo's paper time travel.

Speaking of which, Qiao Luo is quite aggrieved. Just look at other time-traveling women. Basically, whoever wears it is the son of the royal family, the leader of the martial arts, and there is also a beggar gang leader in the economy. He eats and drinks well when he is born. She eats, sleeps, and plays. The more tragic thing is that the whole family was wiped out and only she was left alone. On the road to revenge, she fell miserably off a cliff and won the best martial arts cheats in the world.The most awesome thing is that when the empress ascended the throne, there are three thousand beautiful men in the harem, and the domineering prince loves you, just like a mouse loves rice, and the president’s little wife...Although it’s a bit shameful——he’s rich ah!

There is no doubt that Qiao Luo is a money fanatic, and he is also a money fanatic who loves to enjoy but is reluctant to spend money.

Originally considered to be a small fortune, but now traveling to a world where the birds do not shit and walk around the world full of insanity is simply a punishment that is worse than death!Thinking of Qiao Luo, he wanted to click off the Bible in his hand!

I rubbed my flat stomach. Although the food in the hospital is not delicious, it can satisfy my cravings. I dug through my casual clothes and finally found three yuan in the soles of the shoes I traveled together. 500 Vietnamese currency plus one dollar from the previous lottery of Haizhilan Baijiu.

It's okay, it's okay, at least I still have one dollar. Qiao Luo looked around the bustling streets, grabbed the Bible, and walked towards the shopping mall with a gentle face.

Wait, Jolo stopped when he passed a blind man.

"Can't you see, auntie?" Qiao Luo's voice was full of pity and gentleness.

"Yeah, I went blind three years ago." The woman with dirty clothes and sunglasses curled up in the corner replied with a hoarse voice, looking very pitiful.

"It's so pitiful." The black-haired girl in front of her looked regretful and put her hand into the iron rice bowl in front of her.

"Ding Dang! Ding Dang!" The crisp sound of the coins being struck in the bowl made a pleasant sound.Then... who can tell her why this girl is holding a small handful of coins in front of her eyes, bastard!

"Thank you, auntie!" The woman's eyes behind the sunglasses almost exploded with anger, why is this person so shameless!stare!I stare!And Qiao Luo smiled sweetly and took the coin to leave a chic back for the homeless man's hot eyes.

The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say#

Being a liar is not easy to give a way out!#

Qiao Luo didn't bother to care about the eyes of the aunt Sosad in the back. She herself was so poor that she cheated her peers or who else, and besides, didn't she give her three big □□ coins!It's all one dollar, but the price is different.

Qiao Luo, who entered the supermarket, calmly pretended that he was not poor and white, and calculated the amount of money that could be spent.

She quickly shuttled between the crowd and the racks, picking out compressed high-calorie foods that could replenish her energy, and listening to the advertisements on the radio that included information about 16 billion prize-winning food purchases.

Chocolate, chewing gum, paper towels, pottery toys, Christmas tree installations, and dish soap...I have to say that it was the first time she knew that one dollar can buy so many things in the United States. You must know that in China, you can only buy one candy at most .

Qiao Luo looked at it for a long time, and in the end he only chose a whole loaf of sliced ​​toast and seven packs of instant noodles.It's two dollars.So she now has five dollars and 42 cents left.

Qiao Luo, who was standing outside the supermarket, tore open a package of instant noodles and a small rectangular card fell out on the ground.

Is there another note for this thing like □□?Qiao Luo scratched it with the clip on his head indifferently, and the Arabic numerals appeared in Qiao Luo's eyes.

“刚刚报完了前两项奖金。现在让我们来报道最后方便面最高大奖16亿的号码数字，女士们先生们看好了吗？2-5-0-4-0-1-0-0-8-6！请获奖的幸运儿来前台领奖，领奖的期限为.....”广播里收音员小姐甜美的声音在乔洛的耳中变得有些恍惚，她仔仔细细的再看了一遍卡片上的阿拉伯数字，大脑中只剩下16后面加上了无数个零的无限循环。

Happiness came too suddenly and knocked her into a big somersault.

Although Qiao Luo's expression didn't change at all, she was laughing like crazy in her heart.

What is this, what is this!God finally bestowed on my lucky halo!She is about to sit on the road to success with a lot of money lying in the villa and raising a beautiful boy.

Wow ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

This fact tells us a profound truth.

Be a man, don't be too careless.Because sooner or later you're going to get stabbed.

A week later, when Qiao Luo was walking on the street holding the Bible, he was still cursing in his heart the terror of the tax collection of vampires by the US government.

16% of the 20.00 billion bonus was taken away, it's really a scam.But forget it, she is still a little rich woman anyway.Qiao Luo kissed the string of zeros after the two numbers on his cock, and his smile was as sweet as honey.

Qiao Luo strolled slowly around his small villa, which was not much different from ordinary people's houses.Of course, the decoration is not the scumbag type of American decoration. Qiao Luo really can't understand why they don't use a little wood?This decoration is simply telling the thieves that our house is easy to steal, turn over and rob. No wonder so many people die in the United States. Home decoration is very important.

In school, Qiao Luo rested his chin on the desk and fell asleep.

Only now did she realize that she had the potential to be a masochist, looking at the rows of mathematical words on the blackboard that were almost filled, what the hell was going on in her head, and she was so bored that she automatically went to school in a school!

Why didn't I see her so diligent back then?

She flipped through a lot of textbooks, feeling miserable. Now she finally knows what it means to learn and you will find that God closes the window of English for you, and by the way, closes the door of mathematics and plugs the door of physics. The drainage outlet of the chemical industry has also blocked the chemical sewer, and even the dog hole for the language has been covered with cement for you!

According to the current situation, she probably won't even be able to graduate!Qiao Luo frantically rubbed her smooth hair, which abruptly turned into a hornet's nest, and made the classmate who was watching her silently move the book back.

While the girl was still worrying about her future study career, she didn't notice a handsome, mature and elegant guy who just came to the podium and attracted the attention of the whole class.

This handsome man who can completely win a girl to become the most popular American cowherd pimp in the contemporary era glanced at the students below. He paused at the figure of Qiao Luo who was still bowing his head, and showed a male-female smile: "Hello everyone, I'm your new math professor. My name is Hannibal, I love food, and I hope to have a good time with you all."

Qiao Luo's hair-cut fingers paused slightly, but she still didn't look up, and her unfocused pupils stared blankly at the rows of English letters.

Don't tell it's the one I imagined - how could it not be! !Love food.... nest grass!Hannibal! ! !

Enough of the malice of the universe!