The world wants to kill the host

What's it like to be a hero?

Qiao Luo, who just saved the world, expressed a little regret, but it is impossible to say that he is not so happy.

Especially Sister Ye Zi's appearance of seeing a ghost, to use an inelegant sentence, it is the same expression as eating shit.

Qiao Luo happily embarked on the spaceship journey again.

But he couldn't help but said something that was a very stand-up death flag. Qiao Luo wanted to slap himself hard when he thought of it later. You said this person, why can't he not hold his tongue.

"Haha, Bible, you said that I will finally live to be a hundred years old this time!" Qiao Luo felt that he had done such a great good thing this time, and he would definitely achieve the good words of a good person living a long life.

Do good people live long?

Don't be silly, when have you ever seen a good old man live until he dies of old age?

All TV movie novels only tell us one truth

——A good man does not live long!

The spaceship issued a harsh siren, and everything in the house was floating in the air due to the gravitational imbalance. Transparent liquid flowed everywhere, and the glass showed terrible cracks.Outside the glass is a huge black hole like a whirlpool, a huge meteorite next to it is slowly sucked in, and then... the spaceship.

Qiao Luo felt that she should be honored as a human being who experienced black holes.

At first it was the lungs, because of the lack of oxygen and atmospheric pressure, a hot tearing sensation burned in the chest, followed by the throat, and there was no sound, and then it extended to the brain, the retina was blurred, and it felt like the brain was being sucked out. Everything was scraped by a blade in a storm, bloody and bloody.

Time seemed to pass very slowly, and she felt like she had fallen into the sea.

36 and seven seconds.

Jolo's body features death.

The universe returned to calm, and there was no wave.

— KENT CITY ——

The street scene is bustling but simple, people wearing strange clothes come and go, even in spring some people wear cotton jackets or summer short sleeves, the pedestrians on the road are no strangers to it.

The world has a profession that adores sex.

Those are usually hunters, both a profession and a representative of class.

For people in this world, hunters are the representatives of power, wealth and reputation, and they are the pursuit and admiration of their careers throughout their lives.

With a hunter certificate, one can climb out from the bottom of society and escape from that dark burrow far away.

This year is the 287th period of the hunter exam.

The black-haired, blue-eyed girl in overalls was bouncing down the street with a lollipop in her mouth.On his back is a small black backpack, and the candies inside make the sound of moving.

"Block No. 2, Section 5, Camellia Tree Street is the entrance to the hunter exam." The Bible reminded: "Don't be stupid and go wrong."

Qiao Luo bit off the candy in his mouth and threw the stick into the trash can.

"I won't make such an unforgivable mistake. I'll wait to see my male god."

Bible: Oh, you only have God in your head.

The Bible couldn't help looking through the information on Yiermi·Beating Dike in Baidu again.

Yiermi · Beat the enemy, one of the three beauties in the hunter world.Black-haired cat eyes, strange nails, suspected distortion of aesthetics, every appearance in Togashi Yoshihiro's manga has strange traces of plastic surgery, becoming more and more beautiful, and finally the anime version of Sadako's picture.Official cp: Hisoka.

The Bible glanced at the official photo of the comic book with the last scary smile of Il fans, glanced at Qiao Luo's host, and suddenly understood something.

#This god-like scary smile#

#It seems to have discovered some incredible secret#

Oh, it turns out that they are all crazy, no wonder they like him so much.The Bible has no ups and downs of emotion what comes to mind.

During this period, Qiao Luo had already obtained her own number plate, and when she went down, she faced the eyes of... densely packed people.She glanced at her number plate, number 405.

The Bible coolly interjected: "The number of people who took the exam was 404 before. Don't look at it, you are the last one." The location of the exam has been known for a long time, and it was only you who walked for three hours in such a rubbish way to find the host.

It's really amazing my fine-scoring host!

Qiao Luo: "Less nonsense, more work!"

Biblical indifferent face: Oh, there are quite a few photos of Il fans beating up enemies.

It is simply unimaginable that a system as powerful as the universe can be installed to do such a shameful thing.

But nothing is as big as the temptation of another Rubik's Cube.

The system smiled and said: Taking photos makes me happy, and it is my honor to serve the host! !

"Everyone is here now." The pencil-like man with short light purple hair and curly beard slowly looked at the strange candidates: "Then your only task now is to follow me."

The first exam was conducted in a huge underground passage.

The surrounding environment is humid, and the air flows through the entire underground along the wind, but because the tunnel is too long, there is almost no feeling; there are dark green moss on the rock wall, and there are many unknown plants, which grow lush and lush.

Qiao Luo stuffed the Walkman in his ears as he walked, and threw a mint into his mouth. He looked leisurely and carefree. He didn't look like he was here for the hunter exam, but rather like a student visiting for an outing.The people next to him also ran without changing their expressions.

But soon, the gap came out.

The speed of the instructor is getting faster and faster, it looks like he is walking again, but the steps are getting bigger and bigger, until he can only trot to keep up.

Gradually, the trot turned into a marathon, faster and faster, and it seemed that there would never be an end in the dark tunnel.

The body began to ache, the steps became heavy, and the blood seemed to be boiling.I can't breathe...every step I take is like a boulder.So someone wants to start resting.

Clothes, backpacks, weapons... were discarded one by one.

wait a minute...

Let's catch up later...

I have no strength...

People began to leave the team in batches, looking at the people who were still running in front of them with despair in their eyes, 'Why, why, can't we wait for them? '

No one looked back.

Qiao Luo in the back pulled the black brim of the peaked cap, stopped, and slowly took a sip of a bottle of water from his backpack.I touched my head, but there was no trace of sweat.

Glancing at the crowd in front of them who had pulled away in less than a while, he put the water back into his backpack.

Bible is a little worried: "Host, can't you run?" Bible looks at the data image in the dedicated virtual screen, Qiao Luo's physical strength is dropping rapidly.

This body is Qiao Luo's own body. It is impossible for a body in the ordinary world to reach the average standard of this world. The physical fitness of Xiaojie and even Lerio's current level is no longer that of a normal person according to the level of the earth.

Like this perverted running, even if you cheat and ride a bicycle, you may not have the energy to ride to the end.

Qiao Luo suddenly thought of those scenes in the fan fictions where the heroines were talking while riding on a bicycle, and when they arrived at the second exam, they were still in high spirits and fighting with the perverted Hisoka, and he wanted to spit blood.The same clothes, the same girls.

Why are they still pretending to be weak after marathon torture! ?

It really is unscientific!

"Damn it!" Qiao Luo cursed in a low voice, she can't fall here, and if she has a glorious mission, she will be put on the list like this, it would be too embarrassing.The girl rolled up her sleeves, revealing her white wrists, with faint blue veins exposed to the air.

"I need a tube of paralysis." Qiao Luo said.

The tone of the Bible is hesitant: "If your current physical condition hits that kind of thing and continues to run, the heart may not be able to bear the load. The paralytic will not improve your physical fitness..."

"I can't die." Qiao Luo interrupted the words of the Bible. He had a light blue needle in his hand, and the liquid was flowing, which looked very beautiful.

Qiao Luo injected the medicine into the artery with a cold face, feeling that it entered the blood, and slowly flowed into the heart like a river.

Feeling the heart twitch violently, Qiao Luo touched his chest.The feeling of the body is disappearing, and it seems that the pain and heaviness are all gradually disappearing, as if it is a feeling like a pull back potion.But as the inventor, of course she knew that this was just an illusion, that her nerves had been paralyzed.The ghost knows that all medicines that violate the principles cannot be used in this world, all wizards' magical things cannot be used, and the magic terms can only last for three seconds at most before collapsing completely, leaving no dross behind.

Qiao Luo moved his wrist and chased after him without hesitation.Because the body has no feeling, it seems that the world has undergone a slight change, as if... light and weightless, walking endlessly in the dark.A weird feeling, no blood, no bones, no movement of muscles, everything seems to be a decoration.

"Sister, you are also here to test the hunter!" The sudden voice interrupted Qiao Luo's thinking, and Qiao Luo turned his head a little bluntly, and looked at the all-environmental boy next to her who was talking to her.

Qiao Luo: I never thought that such a scumbag would have Qiao Luo treated as a classic heroine.

"Almost." The black-haired and blue-eyed girl in front of her was calm and expressionless, but she was a bit weird like a robot. Even her voice was stiff and dull, with a feeling that she couldn't hear the tone.

Leori and Kurapika next to him, Kiya also looked at Jolo.Eyes with scrutiny of color.

Leorio, who has always been a wretched uncle, unexpectedly did not make his usual strike-up behavior, but stared at the girl in front of him with a strange expression, and asked hesitantly: "Well, you are not a robot, are you? The kind of high-level humanoid..."

"No." It was the same flat tone.

Qiao Luo: Bullying people who can't control their bodies!

Indeed, Leorio's doubts are not unreasonable. Qiao Luo can't feel the existence of skeletal muscles at all now. How to make a smile, the tone of voice, and the strength of her voice, she tries to follow the Bible's prompts to keep the standard smooth, so as not to Saying one word with sound, the next with no sound, or reaching maximum vocal volume without control.

Qiao Luo felt that she must be even more desperate than Thirteenth Sister!

She didn't dare to move the muscles on her face now, for she was afraid of making an expression that was twisted until the child was crying.

Qi Ya in front looked at Qiao Luo with a strange expression, and grunted in a low voice, causing a nail monster running in front to turn around and fall back in a row in fright.

Anyway, Qiao Luo's hearing is still fine, and several people looked over subconsciously.

"Click click -" the head of the nail monster turned 180° strangely, accompanied by a terrible sound.The mouth is raised and lowered like a frame, and the nails are densely packed on the face.

Qiao Luo: I was wrong, this is the man who stops children from crying.

Exam A: Ahhh! ! !

Exam B: Mom is so scary! !

Xiaojie: (⊙o⊙) Oh

Hisoka: Xiaoyi is having fun~★

Qiao Luo asked the Bible blankly: "What did Qi Ya just say?" It actually attracted the attention of Il fans.

The Bible replied calmly: "Oh, he just muttered [Why is this woman as weird as the big brother.]"

Qiao Luo felt that if the Bible had a system favorability reminder function, he would definitely be able to see that the favorability of 52 in [Qiya·Beating the Enemy] has changed to a shining -1.

Children are so disobedient these days, they really should take care of themselves.

Really inexplicably looking forward to the performance of this kid who was scared speechless by his big brother.

Qiao Luo almost ran the entire course including the wetland plain with his last breath.Although her breathing and frequency didn't change at all, her face became paler and paler, and her whole body remained at a limit point.A connoisseur who knows the human body like the palm of his hand can tell at a glance that this woman can't last at most 5 minutes.

In fact, it was hard to move even for a minute.

But who is Jolo?

A fucking psycho!madman!Control freak!

No one in their right mind would abuse themselves to such an extent!

There is a nice benefit to not feeling bodily touch.

——Even if you work until you're exhausted, you won't feel anything.

Whenever Qiao Luo's physique meter is about to plummet to red, the Bible will give the world rented thoughts to repair her body.

The body in the foreign world cannot directly receive the power of thoughts. The Bible takes a long time to transform them, and carefully mends Qiao Luo's fragmented body.

However, it is precisely because of the transformation that the nostalgics here cannot feel the nostalgia on Qiao Luo. Otherwise, it is estimated that Isiso's sensitive and perverted combat madman will die if he is targeted.

Qiao Luo finally recovered his strength by sitting under the tree with the second food test.

Feeling... well, feeling nothing.

Qiao Luo looked at Xiaojie and others who had returned triumphantly dragging the giant wild boar that was impossible to appear on the earth, and once again wept at his useless body.

Jolo: Damn it!As long as you give me a body in this world, no matter what, I will never achieve this virtue!

"Hey, woman!" Qi Ya's figure appeared in front of the girl, the delicate and handsome boy with silver hair and blue eyes held a skateboard in his hand, with a malicious expression on his face.

"You don't have any strength now, do you?" Qiao Bian said from the child's mouth, with a sense of gloating: "I'll help you hunt pigs, how about you give me all the candies on your back?"

Qi Ya looked triumphantly at the dead-faced girl in front of him. On the way, he saw this woman take out various chocolate candies from her backpack more than once, and there was a slight collision sound of the boxes.

Qi Ya: Based on his many years of experience, the fragrance is definitely a good product!

Qiao Luo raised his eyelids, seeing the smirk on the silver-haired kid's expression, he really wanted to slap him and make him roll to his elder brother's side, but he couldn't even lift his fingers, Hundan!

Finger: Labor and management are already exhausted and paralyzed, damn it, I think labor and management [wow——] were full of energy all night, but now they have fallen into such a field, the thumb is cold!My sweet flower!

The Bible gloats: O my poor host!You deserve it!

Qiao Luo succumbed to the evil forces. She silently opened the bag in her hand, took out a can of candy and threw it to Qiya, waved her hand, and continued to rest with her head down.

Qi Ya took a bite of the chocolate, and his complexion immediately improved: "Wait, auntie!" Several afterimages disappeared in front of Qiao Luo.

A few minutes later, a burst of dust rose, and Qiao Luo looked at a dead pig that had fainted in front of him expressionlessly, and there was a figure on the huge dead pig.

Qiao Luo signaled him to come down, took out another tube of liquid medicine from his backpack, poured the red liquid directly on it, and then took a lighter for a little.

Qi Ya looked at the pig and screamed, not surprisingly, it started to roll over and over without the red flames on its body, the time was too short, because after 1 minute, Qi Ya saw that the pig was already alive The ones were roasted, exuding the aroma of burnt meat.

"You didn't even pluck the hair! Hey, that's disgusting!" Qi Ya looked at the charcoal-like pig in front of him with disgust. He didn't have the slightest fear of Qiao Luo, who made it become like this in 1 minute, but raised his vigilance.

Qiao Luo frowned looking at the black unknown object.

"What kind of potion is that?" Qi Ya looked curiously at the backpack in Qiao Luo's hand.

"Burning potion," Qiao Luo replied, supporting the tree and barely standing up.Although there is no feeling, the body is guaranteed to a certain extent that it will not faint suddenly.

"It can be used as fuel."

Qi Ya expressed that he had no interest in this kind of low-level potion. He helped Qiao Luo drag the pig until the second exam and started boasting with his good friend Xiaojie.

Then, Qiao Luo, who prepared the sushi, watched an old man fall from the sky expressionlessly, and asked the examiner to arrange a happy scene for them to jump off the cliff together with a smile.

All Qiao Luo's eyes are now on the old man.

It doesn't look good, but it's troublesome.Qiao Luo tilted his head expressionlessly.The movement is very light, because I am afraid that I will accidentally break my neck.

He has a ponytail, bushy beard, and elongated earlobes.Wearing a traditional Japanese kimono, he kept looking at examiner Menki's black lace thighs and the two lumps of fat that were enviable and jealous, and made a strange "boo hoo hoo" laugh.

Looks like a perverted old man who hides porn books in his room.

But the force value is not covered.

The Bible scanned the old man, quietly recording his body data.

"Host," the voice of the Bible sounded in Qiao Luo's mind: "You should give up this task."

Qiao Luo was expressionless: Huh?

"You are trying to die like this now." Looking at the recorded data, the Bible said coolly: "You are at a level where you can't even beat that big boss who wants to beat the ant king, you are looking for death .” A big bucket of cold water was poured down.

Qiao Luo: What, who, tell me clearly!Damn, who is your little princess if you say such depressing words before the fight starts!

Bible: Huh.

Qiao Luo stared expressionlessly at the high-profile Hunter President who flew away by boat. Since she was already qualified, she didn't have to jump off the cliff. Instead, she watched the group of people think carefully about the words of the Bible and open the common bond between the two. Dummy data page.

Looking at the two height values ​​in front of him that were nothing more than comparisons, Qiao Luo suddenly realized that he was a bit square.

For example, if the distance between Hisoka and Qiya is 20 meters, and the distance between Xiaojie and Qiya is average, that is, 40 meters, then the distance between her and Hisoka is estimated to be 100 meters? !Hisoka's strength is undoubtedly strong, maybe not as good as the Hunter President, but that is only a matter of time, Qiao Luo's system power is messy, and her biggest advantage is that she is not afraid of death and snake spirit disease just like Hisoka .As well as the degree of fusion of her various powers, it can guarantee that she can exert more than [-]% of her power.

As for her trump card... Qiao Luo blinked, her body didn't move a bit, her heartbeat was slowly and clearly displayed, but her expression began to spread slightly.

Shocked, the Bible came to his mind with a panicked voice: "Host, you need to concentrate! What if you accidentally pass out!" The incomprehensible host immediately placed the order on the spot, exhausted.

With a headache, Qiao Luo's body movements did not fluctuate.At this time, Xiaojie and the others had already completed the third test of the hunter test and came to the airship smoothly.

"Sister Qiao Luo, don't you need to eat something?" Xiaojie asked suspiciously as he looked at Qiao Luo, who was about to return to the dormitory, with the broken dried fish on his back.

Qiao Luo still had that expressionless face, shaking his head without fluctuation.Qi Ya next to him showed an indifferent smile, not paying any attention to the girl who seemed weak to him: "Xiaojie, don't worry about her, she will probably have heart failure if she takes another step, let's go eat!" He Putting your hands in your pockets, you can't see any fatigue in your whole body.

"Oh? That's fine." Xiaojie, a child living on Whale Island, was as innocent as ever. He said to Qiao Luo seriously: "Have a good rest, then Qi Ya and I will go to eat first, sister goodbye!"

The figure of the two fighting gradually disappeared, Qiao Luo closed the door with a pale face, and collapsed on the white bed.

"The Bible, remove the effect of the medicine."

The soreness in the muscles began to spread little by little, almost instantly sweeping through the entire brain.The heart began to beat rapidly due to stimulation, but it was slowed down by the system's mandatory medical treatment. The fishy-sweet smell of stainless steel filled his throat, and Qiao Luo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, like a knife scraping.

It's fucking dead.

Qiao Luo closed his eyes, and what appeared in his mind was a stream of numbers exuding blue fluorescence, and the virtual projection of the Bible began to complain that Qiao Luo's physical condition was rotten.

"The body is severely strained, the respiratory tract is damaged, the brain is hypoxic and the blood circulation is excessive... You don't feel at ease if you don't die immediately, don't you?" The Bible is indeed anxious, this is not the world's temporary storage body, as It is not easy to find the fit of the original body and the soul to reach the highest level.

Do you think it is the kind of Chinese cabbage in the world that throws one after another!

Qiao Luo said: Is my body so valuable?

Feel yourself instantly become a mobile statuette!

But this is the most important thing. Qiao Luo glanced at his blood bar in the form of a player, which was maintained at a pitiful red alert, and saw that Nitro had already opened the boss.

How to fight this?

The corner of Qiao Luo's ideological mouth raised slightly in a terrifying arc, revealing a frightening and weird smile.

Surrounded by a depressive atmosphere, the ideological body trembled slightly.The Bible was terribly frightened even though it had no sensory system.

——Super, excited.Qiao Luo tilted his head, looking at the body data being repaired, his dark black hair looked like a real person in front of his eyes.But ah, the heart felt like it was about to jump out of the blood, the little princess was so happy.

little princess wants

Get, die, you, oh.

Bible: Damn, my psycho host wants to play to new heights.

The author has something to say:

Jolo has this to say:

Ah, everyone, because the author did not fulfill his promise of exceeding the code words in this chapter, so he is too ashamed to come to see you.

Because the author is already in the second half of the third year of junior high school, I really have to study hard. There are many courses on Saturday and Sunday, and there is no mobile phone or computer, so I really can't do anything.

I'm really sorry for the lack of an update, but I really don't have time.

For the sake of the author's birthday these days, please don't call me cold-blooded and ruthless. If you have something to say, you can still discuss it.

Also, thanks to [White Light] for the mines and [Zhu Gu] for the mines

To be honest, if I have time, I will try my best.

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