The world wants to kill the host

The weather in London was as dark as ever, and pedestrians on the road hurried with open umbrellas in their hands.

The rain was pattering, and the sound of cars whizzing by was all around.

The girl's steps are light, black umbrellas and dresses are shuttled among the pedestrians, and they are gently waltzing. The rain falls on the ground everywhere, and there are little splashes of water.

It was raining heavily, and Qiao Luo stood next to a closed shop to hide from the rain. The umbrella was not closed, and it drooped slightly to block the girl's expression.

Next to her, a slightly stooped old woman stood beside her to shelter from the rain, showing a kind smile to Qiao Luo.

Until the rain gradually faded, Qiao Luo had just taken the first step when a shrill bell rang from the phone booth next to him.

The black-haired girl tilted her head, walked directly to the compartment of the phone booth, glanced at the old woman who had left and the few people around her, and picked up the phone without hesitation.

"Hello, this is a phone booth that no one answers. If you have any trouble, please press 1. For manual services, please press 2. For special services, please press 3283XXX (sex service number)..."

The cold mechanical voice sounded no different from electronics, but the man in black who was watching the surveillance video twitched his lips expressionlessly. It was really incredible. Children nowadays know about special services.

"Ms. Qiao Luo, hello." A man's voice came from the phone, an unfamiliar voice.

"..." Qiao Luo looked at his watch silently.

"Miss Qiao Luo, I know you must be very confused now, please listen to blablabla..." The strange man's voice began to chatter, and Qiao Luo felt a little confused.

The big brother on the phone in the TV series is not such an old lady role at all.

What about coolboy?

Do you want to fight for the people watching and the old lady next to you?

Qiao Luo's face was deep: "This man won't be able to time travel like me, right?"

The Bible asked mercilessly, "Then, can you keep your little princess' seat?"

What a joke, these vulgar and coquettish sluts outside are not even qualified to carry shoes for a fresh, refined, cute and hot little princess!Qiao Luo hung up the phone gracefully and coldly, and waved without saying a word without taking away a cloud.

The result of being so glamourous and cold and expensive is that young children are abducted and trafficked by those unreasonable powers.

Qiao Luo's eyes were dim. Driven by the car, someone untied the cloth in front of her eyes, and finally saw everything in front of her clearly.

This is a parking lot, a dark parking lot, a luxurious parking lot, there are hot girls, men in black, little princesses, and a fat man with an umbrella.

"My umbrella." Qiao Luo grabbed the black umbrella with the panda baby pattern on it from the hand of the man in black next to him, and opened it to cover himself.

Look at the man in front of you.

I have to say, this scene is a bit fucking embarrassing.

The cute little loli with black hair and blue eyes is holding a book in ink and gold. She is wearing a black and white lace dress with oriental ancient flavor. The bright and small Chinese knot is hanging between the bracelets, supported by an ordinary black umbrella.

Bible: Isn't it cute with a smile on it?

Look at the boss again—the dark brown hair is obviously thick but sparse, and he is wearing a black suit. He is tall, but he looks a little chunky because of his sweet tooth, and that poor hairline that no one can match. save!

Also holding a black umbrella, what a difference!

Man in Black: Hey!

Spice Girl: Hey!

System: Hey!

Little Princess vs Scissorhands: Gap.

Holmes, who didn't understand the IQ of our group of goldfish, waved his hand to express his indifference. Mycroft Holmes showed a standard polite smile. He was overwhelmed, his movements were flexible unlike his appearance.

The corner of the mouth of the legendary representative of the British government slightly raised, showing an amiable smile: "Nice to meet you, Miss Qiao Luo."

His tone is very smooth, with an authentic London accent, which can be used as an audio tape in a science textbook.

But Jolo didn't want to hear a word he said at all.

"Or, Ms. Wizard Killer, who is new to England, hello."

The group of men in suits with shiny leather shoes next to them are all real guys hanging around their waists, including that hot girl who meowed but has seen blood.Qiao Luo can't promise to overthrow this group, and the snipers around him still can't figure it out.

Qiao Luo angry face: horse egg!Seeing such a big show, I am afraid that people all over the world will not know that you have no money!There is a kind of heads-up between us!

Qiao Luo, who complained so much on the surface and failed to achieve her lofty ideals, said that she was still very knowledgeable. The little girl in front of her cautiously raised her head and looked at Mr. Holmes, her tone flattering: "Mr. Holmes, I have something to discuss, can you not?" use force?"

Boss' subordinates: Why is this man so spineless?

Having seen Watson give no money like this, a man who is willing to sacrifice his life for the supreme friendship (love) for the younger brother he met once, Qiao Luo is simply a covetous little self-respect.

But how could such a person be a killer?

Mycroft's tone remained unchanged, and he tapped on the handle of the umbrella: "I don't know what the purpose of Miss Jolo's coming to Baker Street is?"

Qiao Luo's tone was sincere: "Look at Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I am very curious about British detective consulting." And their love theater!

Really willful words.

Mycroft smiled kindly, but he didn't know when it was tinged with danger: "Miss Qiao Luo, I'm curious, didn't you have no news in the wizarding world, but you suddenly appeared a month ago and became a well-known figure on the black market today?" Killer, to tell you the truth, your reason seems very implausible to me."

Qiao Luo's face was flat, and there was nothingness in the sky blue pupils. Mycroft glanced at those eyes casually, and his vigilance in his heart slightly increased.

Qiao Luo's voice became calm again: "Mr. Holmes should have known all the information about me in the wizarding world. According to your words, I am a sick-headed anti-social second-generation Dark Lord lunatic, or A loser without success, then such a loser wizard from ordinary people naturally knows more modern facilities, and I have established new ideals through repeated failures."

Mycroft raised his eyebrows and signaled the wizard in front of him to continue talking.

"I want to go to heaven."

Bible: Hehe, the host is going crazy again.

Mycroft expressed the wisdom of the goldfish, and his speech speed was slightly accelerated: "If my memory is not wrong, the wizarding world has what you call a broomstick."

Qiao Luo smiled: "No, that's different."

How could the little princess sit on that vulgar pile of junk?

"What I want to do is a space capsule and fly into the universe!" Qiao Luo's eyes are full of longing and enthusiasm for future ideals.But I have to say that this almost impossible fantasy sounds stupid.

A lie.

The eyes of the person next to him suddenly became weird, looking at the girl with a kind of crazy eyes.

But what this man said was true. Mycroft turned the simple golden ring on his thumb slightly, and the goldfish's thinking was simply incomprehensible.But this man is no ordinary goldfish, he has a beautiful killing technique.

Mycroft didn't express any opinion, he took out an old silver pocket watch from his pocket, his face was calm and he couldn't see any thoughts.

Mr. Holmes put the pocket watch back into his pocket: "I'm sorry to disturb Miss Jolo today, and I hope you will forgive me."

"I also hope you have a good time with your brother."

The man in black next to him opened the car door respectfully for him, and Holmes sat in. The men in black around him also signaled Qiao Luo to get in a black car, which was the rhythm of seeing off guests.

Can't stand the words of the goldfish?Qiao Luo smiled and looked at the Spice Girl assistant as her companion indifferently.

The obscure Bible said: "You got special treatment, didn't you?"

Qiao Luo's indifferent face: "Are you laughing at me?"

It was a really disappointing kidnapping trip. Even though the aunt who sells soap next to her can get paid for monitoring Sherlock, isn't she better than a wretched aunt?

The little princess said it was really unpleasant, and McCoff really should gain another 100 pounds.

Only in this way can we know the true meaning of the word [heart wide body fat].

The hot girl took her to the downstairs of apartment 221B, and Qiao Luo gave the hot girl a lovely kiss.

Qiao Luo slowly went up to the mezzanine villa next to the second floor.

This place is full of European style, and the dim lighting always makes people feel the atmosphere from the [-]th century.

"Oh, that's great! Qiao Luo, you're back, let me introduce you." Mrs. Hudson's voice sounded from the stairs, and there was a faint conversation between the two in the room.

Qiao Luo raised his head and looked into the bedroom.

Not to mention the slender humanoid animal whose whole body was almost sunk in on the sofa, but standing next to Mrs. Hudson was the well-dressed man with a gentle smile who looked like a teddy bear.

Qiao Luo's eyes lit up instantly.

Little Angel Watson is finally here!

The most popular reason for the British drama Sherlock is not only because of the series of charms represented by Sherlock Holmes, but more importantly, the rich smell of the Empire on which the sun never sets.

A kind of ambiguity of BL that makes the eyes of girls from □□ shine.

Sherlock without John Watson is not called Sherlock!

Watson looked at the little girl in front of him with some chills on his back, showing his desire to strip him naked, and smiled awkwardly. He stretched out a hand and put it in front of the little girl, and said softly, "Hello, Jolo, I'm Sherlock's roommate, John Watson. Welcome to move here."

Qiao Luo stretched out his hand to respond, showing a big smile: "I am Qiao Luo, from China. Hello, Mr. John!"

"Uh...Actually, you can just call me Watson," the man showed a gentle smile, and began to introduce his roommate: "This is Sherlock, you should already know each other..."

"awesome!"

As soon as the words were finished, the person who was originally nestled on the sofa and didn't hear him jumped up, holding a newspaper in his hand, his gray eyes were full of excitement, which shocked Mrs. Hudson next to him.

"Watson! Hurry up! There's another good case!" Sherlock was so excited that he jumped up and down. He stuffed the newspaper into John's hand with a blank face, and strode towards the stairs.

Watson came back to his senses with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, Sherlock is a bit special..."

Suddenly Sherlock's thick black curly hair reappeared in front of him, and his speaking speed became very fast. If Qiao Luo hadn't been in England for a long time, she probably wouldn't be able to understand a word at her previous level.

But the irony in it is self-evident.

"Watson, why haven't you come here yet? Could it be that a crime-filled case can't compare to your boring conversation with a juvenile goldfish with no IQ at all? Every time you see any female creature, your IQ will obviously drop Several grades."

See Watson with a reduced IQ of any female creature: that's called gentlemanliness!Sherlock you are enough!

Qiao Luo of young goldfish: I understand, young people, jealousy is normal.

Mrs. Hudson: Oh, the life of newlyweds.

Then Sherlock's Watson had no choice but to show an apologetic smile to all the female creatures present, put on his scarf and hurriedly followed her husband's pace.

As a good husband, Watson expressed that he would pamper his old Gong.

Mrs. Hudson also went downstairs to prepare her favorite little dessert.

The lonely little girl casually picked up the London newspaper that had fallen on the floor, and looked at the clear black and bold English on it. Her beautiful blue eyes were slightly bent, flashing an unknown meaning.

Qiao Luo put away the newspaper and returned to his room.

The newspaper has a striking headline in black and white:

【The Strange Skinning Case in London】

Qiao Luo returned to her room. There were rows of books on the bookshelf. Qiao Luo closed the door and looked at the handle. After thinking about it, she decided to replace the Bible with an advanced electronic device. She still didn't like Sherlock prying it casually. Open her own room.

Qiao Luo opened the Bible: "Send Mo Niang a message."

Bible knows that its host is going to start pretending to be grand again, so it conscientiously transforms the writing into a three-dimensional computer form, and hacks into the laptop that Mo Niang is using without any effort.

"Ding - you have a new message!" Moriarty was taken aback for a moment, then casually glanced at the laptop on the table and clicked on the latest message.

Not surprisingly, it was the woman.

Or called... wizards.

The man opened the mail with a habitual smile and pressed the pursuit system at the same time.

[Mo Niang, Mo Niang, how is your plan going? 】

Moriarty glanced at the covered camera, and his fingers began to dance on it to form a string of English letters

【Professor: Of course my dear lady is finished, just waiting for your gorgeous appearance, isn't it? 】

Qiao Luo narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the exaggerated language, inexplicably...

Qiao Luo tilted his head and came to a conclusion: "I feel that this person really deserves a beating. The gay temperament just floated out of the computer."

The Bible says it doesn't want to talk.

Let the two fight silently.

Then Qiao Luo received Mo Niang's plan, looked at the plan file that popped up, and Qiao Luo was shocked.

Qiao Luo scanned the plan with a deep tone: "Why is this brain so smart? You said, Sherlock really didn't think about him?"

It is perfect to let the genes full of wisdom mix and mix, and use the fertility potion to give birth to some humanoid killers, right?

The Bible: "What the hell is the fertility potion?" How has it never been heard of?

Qiao Luo expressed shock: "Have you never read fanfiction? As long as Harry Potter's fanfiction is Danmei, it will basically have such a god-assisted setting. Otherwise, in an era where all people are gay, children and grandchildren will be cut off." What to do? At this time, you have to rely on fertility potion, drink it, no matter you are lace or broken sleeves, you can get it in one pack! Look, what a great invention this is!"

Bible: "Then why are there so few wizards?"

Qiao Luo: "Oh, this is only useful for people who have sex with two people of the same gender." But this does not prevent Qiao Luo's proud tone: "At least I invented it! I saved thousands of people. Millions of gay lives! They should praise me and build statues of me!"

Bible: Oh, that's enough, what praises you?Let them experience the fun of having a baby?

Damn retarded!

The Bible has already calculated the success rate, but after thinking about it, it is better not to tell the crazy people.

Qiao Luo decided to follow Mo Niang's method to deal with the British government, so it was better to choose another day than hit the sun. Qiao Luo, who had already secreted adrenaline rapidly due to the excitement of the cerebral cortex, didn't bother to care about anything.

Think about it, she will be able to go into space soon, isn't she very excited!

The world can no longer stop her great ideals, the distance of love and poetry!

It's not a joke to be crazy when you're crazy!

Qiao Luo is a psychopath, so she teleported directly to the conference hall with an apparition.

Qiao Luo looked at it, um, it happened that he was discussing the solution of the wizards, and he also got the distorted expressions of Mr. Savior and the Minister of Magic who were sitting next to him with shocked faces.The representative of the British government also kept his face unchanged, but he could still see the fucking expression.

But as a high-quality professional, she leaped to the UK without the slightest hesitation... Wait, Qiao Luo is confused, who is the president?

No, it seems that Britain has no president!

Yes!

Fuck, it seems that there is only a queen in the UK, what the hell!

Qiao Luo, who suddenly realized what a stupid mistake he had made, also twisted his face. The Minister of Magic, Mr. Holmes, the classmate of the savior, various high-ranking staff, and the bodyguard who just rushed in looked at the intruder and said something light and fluffy. I went wrong, I'm very sorry" and disappeared in front of my eyes with a twist.

Everyone in the hall looked unhappy.

"Okay, Mr. Harry Potter," Holmes said with an official smile that never changed, and said to the stiff-faced savior, "I hope you can give us a satisfactory explanation."

Harry Potter: If you are paralyzed, give me an explanation, bastard!

Minister of Magic: Pills, pills, pills!

British Government: We are not afraid of Sherlock Holmes!

In any case, the stubborn and closed wizards lost this political conversation without any suspense at the beginning, and the appearance of Qiao Luo only made this loss more thorough and rationalized.That's right, everything is the fault of that dark wizard Qiao Luo. The wizards who read the Wizarding World Weekly thought angrily, otherwise, how could this group of damn Muggles catch the noble wizard?

So during this period of time, almost all the bad things happened on this evil wizard named "Qiao Luo".

The wizarding world exploded.

The British government also blew up the sky.

Because Jolo, the representative of evil, came straight to the palace after yet another Apparation and took our Queen of England.

The whole process took 15 minutes before anyone discovered the disappearance of the Queen.

This is simply a great shame!The two Sherlock Holmes brothers and Moriarty grasped the closed news almost immediately, and the word neuropathy undoubtedly flashed in their heads.

Qiao Luo, whose head is so sick to such a huge extent, smiled gently at Queen Elizabeth in front of her. Her expression was barely calm. As the supreme ruler of a country, she naturally knew the existence of wizards, but the taste of apparition was really not suitable for a 60 year old woman.

Queen: "What do you want? Maybe we can talk."

Qiao Luo showed a friendly smile: "You are really reasonable, so I might as well tell you my great ideals, my dear Majesty, are you worth enough to allow me to board your rocket and fly into space?"

Queen: Excuse me, what is this kid talking about?Why can't I understand a word?

Queen: "Can you make it clearer?"

Jolo: "I'm going to blackmail you into sending me into space."

The queen's face turned pale, and the old hands began to tremble.As a scheming queen, she can naturally tell whether Qiao Luo is lying.This pill, the paralyzed person is crazy, wizards are a bit crazy!It's true, as a senior executive, Her Majesty the Queen began to persuade the girl to let go of this idea.

then……

The queen is already desperate, this man's fucking brain is sick, he's missing a muscle, isn't he?

She stepped into the coffin with one foot. The Queen will not be able to sit in this position for a few years. Is there a fart value for an old woman who is about to step down to eat, drink and enjoy her old age?

Those guys have been thinking of pushing her down for a long time, and it's useless to rely on years of reputation!

To sacrifice for the country!

The Queen is going to cry.

Paper can't contain the fire, the evil Qiao Luo immediately let the Bible spread the news when he knew that the news was still closed, very good, such a big event, anyone in the world who has a mobile phone electronic device knows about it!

Such a big gossip, can you read it?

The whole world is waiting to see the joke.

Britain is going to be bombed, so people decide to mourn the loss of the queen and make big news about killing Jolo.

Qiao Luo sneered and said that he would not be able to go to the sky, and it would not be a loss to make big news.

Because the future British people will see her name in textbooks.

The existence of the wizarding world was also stubbornly held in front of the world.

Once Qiao Luo died, nothing happened, the queen was killed, ha ha.

The evil wizard Jolo hasn't seen the XXOO scene and died earlier than Moriarty, but

——"Her existence makes the word wizard, which is full of mystery, reappear before the eyes of the world. It is the fuse that opens a new era and divides the international situation again..."

Student A raised his hand: "Is Qiao Luo's last words [Mo Niang, your eyebrows are for reference] a spell?"

Student B: "Is Holmes a wizard?"

Student C: "It is said that the fertility potion was invented by Qiao Luo. Is it true, teacher?"

"Teacher, teacher..."

Teacher: ...why do you like to ask about Qiao Luo's mental illness? !

The author has something to say:

The update is a bit slow, sorry everyone~ If you have no comments in the next chapter, I guess I will write about the end of the world.

感谢【以鹿为麋】地雷2017-01-2604:04:16

地雷2017-01-2604:04:28

【你不开心我就开心惹】地雷2017-01-2422:31:15

【诸孤·顾寂】地雷2017-01-2403:45:53

Thank you to the above dear mines~