The world wants to kill the host

The summer in New York is sunny, and the wind from the coast has a fishy and sweet taste, which dissipates cleanly the moment it blends into the city.

new york center

A blond girl with high red heels pushed open the door of a store.

"The weather is nice today, beauty, would you like a glass of pink roses?" The oriental hostess with black hair and blue eyes wiped the glass at the front desk, with a light smile, and the water splashed in the transparent glass bottle with beautiful colors.

"Hmm... please have a drink," the blonde girl who just entered the store stroked the hot hair, glanced at Qiao Luo casually, and then looked at the handsome guy who was attracting attention, and replied with a hint of excitement in her eyes: "Oh, please give the gentleman next to me a glass of vodka and say I'll buy it for him."

Qiao Luo expressed understanding, and she put the cup back in the wooden cabinet. This is the most common method of teasing men in the United States, and she has seen it frequently in her career of more than 20 years.It's just that the gentleman...

Qiao Luo took out a new wine glass, the clear brown alcohol exuded a fragrance, gently placed it on the man's table, and showed a professional smile: "Sir, the lady next to you invited you."

"Thank you." The man replied coldly. He just glanced at the embarrassed blonde and pushed it aside. His blue eyes were cold, and he looked straight at Qiao Luo, and then continued to look at the picture in his hand. books.

In Qiao Luo's words, he is a domineering president who pretends to be cold.

The blond girl swirled her wine glass in disappointment, and a little annoyed, she hurriedly paid and left.

Alas, today's fifth one.Qiao Luo shrugged his shoulders helplessly, thinking that when this man really won't see Le Xing, the beauty throws himself into his arms, but it's a pity that he meets Wood.

Moreover, if it continues like this, my small shop will probably become a bar, a professional venue for flirting.

Qiao Luo propped his chin and leaned on the grand master's chair, and the current emergency live broadcast was on the laptop.

A large section of dazzling scenes are on the top, such as superheroes, robots, and super big explosions.

New York, how many villains are thinking about your blooming?

Qiao Luo crossed Erlang's legs and took a bite of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his mouth.

"Iron Man shot at the huge monster with his laser, oh, it was knocked down, Iron Man won..." At this moment, the announcer lady screamed suddenly, and the lights on the screen burst into pieces "etc. Wait, what's that? They were knocked out, my God! Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Please evacuate quickly in the Central South District of New York..." The voice of the reporting staff was blurred, and Qiao Luo looked bewildered .

Central South District... Hehe, who can tell me that the small shop is not here or that the reporter has a serious squint?

A ball of bright red flames rolled towards the small shop outside the window, passers-by ran as fast as if they were stepping on a motor, the customers of the small shop let out ear-piercing and panicked screams, and their escaping steps were chaotic but orderly without stepping on their feet. When I saw a person, he slipped out of the store like the wind, and he didn't pay for it!

Without hesitation, Qiao Luo picked up the bowl containing sweet-scented osmanthus cake and hid her precious computer behind the counter. She believed in the quality of Chinese bricks.

"Bang!!!" The glass was shattered violently, and the door of the small shop flew to an unknown dimension. There was the sound of sparks and the sound of "sizzling" electric current from the porcelain.

Qiao Luo felt that he should do a funeral for his small shop.

The rumbling blasting sound disappeared quickly, leaving only dusty dust. Qiao Luo touched a handful of ashes, randomly picked up a brick from the ground, and looked at the pile of silt and unstained Shining that was cleaning up with his back to him. Bright steel.

"Sir, there is someone behind you." The voice of the computer housekeeper suddenly sounded, and Stark jumped more than three meters away in a sudden start, and hit the ceiling hard because of the height problem.

"Well, this chick, you're lucky!" Iron Man touched his head, and when he saw that it was a little girl, he resumed his original disapproval: "I suggest you get out of here quickly, you must know that the house is dilapidated. Yes, I don’t know if I can last for three seconds.”

He twisted his whole body up and down, making the sound of bones and joints moving.

Stark: "Jarvis, take off."

A ball of flames ignited beneath his feet, and Iron Man was about to take off.

A brick shot fiercely at the ball of steel, Stark turned around suddenly, and flew over with a brush.

Stark turned around and said impatiently: "Miss, please, I have something to do now, I don't have time to sign, let's talk about it next time!"

God knows he could eat ten burgers in one sitting!

Qiao Luo sneered, this person dares to be more narcissistic than me!

But Qiao Luo said that she has the professionalism of a store manager, and asked with a smile: "That's really embarrassing, cash or credit card?"

"Huh?" What the hell?

The critical moment still depends on Jarvis, the father of the smart housekeeper has already sorted out all the troubles caused by the bear boy paper: "Sir, you just smashed up this Ms. Qiaoluo's shop. According to human analysis, she You should pay for it.”

"..." Stark's attention was not on the word "losing money" at all: "You just said Ms.?" Isn't this a minor?

"Yes, sir. According to the data, she is Chinese-American, female, 25 years old, weighing five tons..." Jarvis answered calmly.

Is this woman Tianshan Child Elder?Looks like 16 years old, okay!And weigh five tons? !Haha, Jarvis has a sense of humor too!Stark had a strange look on his face: "I don't like this kind of duplicity in women."

Qiao Luo who is listening: You are so angry, is this how duplicity is used?

Qiao Luo shot one shot at a time: "Mr. Stark, due to your large-scale destruction of the small store area, you have to pay certain responsibilities whether it is scare fees or damage to supplies, including various expenses that have just been lost and not paid. In addition, all my store decorations are shipped from China, including transoceanic freight and decoration fees..."

"Wait, wait" Stark, who couldn't stand these debt collection words anymore, made a stop gesture: "Miss, oh, no, ma'am, just tell me how much you have to pay, you really should take a breath Isn't it?"

"I don't mind if you just give me a check."

"Okay." This kind of gold digger is much easier to deal with than those pestering women.

Qiao Luo raised his lips and took out the backup credit card machine: "Please pay."

Well, Stark, you have to understand that not everyone in this world is as rich as you.

Iron Man readily paid the money.

Qiao Luo hugged the cock and kissed a few times without concealing it.

Now it's finally time to eat. "ignition!"

Qiao Luo calmly waved his hand at the shiny smudged steel, turned around, and saw a customer attractor coming out of nowhere in the waste area, and said lightly, "Oh, Mr. Bucky, you're not dead yet!" !"

"Ms. Qiao Luo," the little brother who had been following Qiao Luo for several weeks finally faced her directly, Bucky's tone was strangely stiff and indifferent, and his face was still expressionless, "You need to go with me gone."

"Huh?" Qiao Luo's innocent face.

Suddenly feeling something was wrong, Qiao Luo turned around quickly, facing a gust of wind coming towards him, and then hit the bull's-eye.

Before his eyes suddenly went dark, Qiao Luo only had two thoughts left before he fell into a coma:

You bastard!I haven't hidden my □□!

Next time I will never wear clothes with such a high load!

The author has something to say:

In flight: A bright flame streaks through the air.

halfway

Iron Man wondered: "Jarvis, how much does she weigh?"

Jarvis: "According to the exact value just measured, it is 5.32 tons."

Stark stumbled, with a horrified face: "Is she an elephant?"

Jarvis replied seriously: "Her ID card is human." Looking at Stark's frightened face, "She brought something iron."

Stark: Haha, he needs a hamburger to calm down.

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Because I am doing my homework, the number of words in this chapter is short, and I will make it up tomorrow. I wish you a happy New Year's Day!In addition, thank you for the two mines of "I'm happy if you're not happy"!

What are you girls!The writing is not good, so please take a light spray, after all, this is the first piece to write [-] characters, well, I wish the homework will be less and less, and the money will be endless!

By the way, this chapter has been edited, Jarvis in it is labeled as Jax, and Marvel, it seems that it is because of the same results found on Baidu, so I didn’t pay attention, O(∩_∩ )O Thank you for the reminder, okay!