[Comprehensive wear] 36 ways to tease girls

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The stone that was hanging in my heart suddenly fell down, just after the boy finished saying that sentence.

"Idiots shouldn't be here."

Who's the idiot? !who?The original owner, who felt that his IQ was insulted, awakened.

The legs that were so frightened and paralyzed miraculously took brisk steps.

"Hey, wait!" July pulled off the apron, threw it on the desk with a "snap", rushed forward, and grabbed the boy's shoulder.

"Arrogant and ignorant guy." She paused every word, quite imposingly, "Idiots like you really shouldn't stay here."

"What did you say?" The boy with facial paralysis became angry immediately, and the flames ignited in his eyes, which turned into a raging fire in an instant.He looked down at Qiyue and snorted coldly: "Want to come and compare?"

Who is afraid of Who!Qiyue raised her head, in order not to lose her momentum, she tried her best to keep her eyes wide open without blinking.

"Don't cry and call me Dad then." Qiyue stuck out her tongue and made a grimace. "whispering sound!"

The boy is about 1.8 meters tall, more than a head taller than Qiyue.

He leaned against the wall, shrugged, and said, "First of all, you have to talk to me on an equal footing."

Gritting her teeth with a smile, Qiyue walked past him to the living room and brought a chair over.

She took off her indoor shoes and stepped on them, her eyes were just at the same level as the boy's.

"Tell me, what is the comparison. Sister, I will accompany you to the end."

The two were deadlocked at the door of the kitchen, neither of them willing to back down.

The young man raised his lips and smiled, and said calmly, "Then start with the simplest Quiz."

"How about making questions for each other? Ten questions round, if you lose, go out from here, don't stay in Bishui Town to be ashamed. You don't even read the reminders written on the vending machines, sell beer to minors, and make mistakes Without repentance, a simple-minded guy like you is not worthy of dangling in front of my eyes."

"...Okay." July smiled.Who the hell dangles in front of your eyes!

Xu Shouxi, the schoolmaster girl in her body, was revived little by little in that anger.

Hahahahahahaha, tremble, idiot!

"You come up with the question first." The boy deliberately yawned, pretending to be listless, and said, "Ladies first."

Qiyue didn't say a word, her eyes were looking forward with a dull expression, as if she had entered a different dimension.

"Hehe, you are so poor in knowledge that you can't even think of a topic, right?" The young man raised his hand unceremoniously and flicked her forehead.

Qiyue came back to her senses, closed her eyes, and grinned: "Don't waste time, you should come up with the question first."

Occasionally, a few birds flew in from outside the house, chirping, as if watching the excitement.

"The highest mountain on Earth is Mount Everest, and on Mars..."

Before the boy finished speaking, July rushed to answer. "Olympus Volcano."

A look of surprise flashed across the boy's eyes.The way he looked at July changed.

"She actually knows such a biased question!" The boy roared in his heart! "No, no, it's just luck!"

"How can this weak chicken be my opponent?! You are lucky!"

The young man who tried to keep his composure made a gesture of invitation, "It's your turn to ask questions."

Without hesitation, July asked, "What is another name for the country Ivory Coast?"

"Côte d'Ivoire." The boy also answered easily.

He was complacent and thought to himself: Well, it’s only to this extent.

"This is a bonus question. In order to make it less ugly for you to lose. What is Beethoven's full name?"

"Ludwigvan Beethoven. Thank you for your kindness, but I hate being lenient."

"Reciprocity, I will also give you a sub-question." Qiyue jumped off the chair, wiped the seat unhurriedly, and sat down.Judging from the twitching of the opponent's facial muscles, this guy's strength is not very good.Observing his expression is not her hobby, not to mention that face is not very pleasing to the eye, if it is Shunta little angel, she can think about it.

"When was Pluto classified as a dwarf planet?" She asked this question in English.

The boy panicked immediately. What does Pluto mean?He seems to have forgotten.Guessed an answer based on feeling.

"2006."

July nodded. "Go ahead and ask questions."

The boy let out a sigh of relief.He guessed it was Pluto, but he was right!She actually knows so much astronomical knowledge, it seems that her strength should not be underestimated.

For the next question, the two maintained this balance of power.

For the last question, July directly asked a four-digit arithmetic question.The opponent's brain froze and did not answer.

"People who have no strength, it seems that they can only rely on luck." The young man pulled up a chair at some point, sat down with his legs crossed, and leaned back.

"Stop talking nonsense, what else do you want to compare to?" Anyway, her original owner is also a top student.

"Backgammon." The boy said with a smile, his eyes that finally calmed down were fixed on Qiyue's face.She was very calm, and she didn't even change the rhythm of her breathing for half a point during the game.A look of inevitability can be annoying to look at.

She must be a soft-legged prawn, real chumps always like to cover themselves up.Hmph, memorizing the question bank and pretending to be a talented guy is really a failure.

I didn't answer for so long, probably because I was afraid.

Hehe, you idiot are here to set off my nobility, elegance and wisdom!

Rice bugs like you who only waste society's food have no need to exist in Bishui Town.

"It's not too late to admit defeat. I can be extra merciful and think about it." His fingers tapped on the edge of the chair, making a crisp sound, and his tone was particularly relaxed. "Kneel down and call Dad twice, and I will forgive you."

July:"……"

What is forgiveness.Did she do anything wrong.

The young man was living in his own imagination, smiling foolishly.

Qiyue spit out three words faintly: "No problem."

She sighed softly.She finally understood that the child was probably delusional.

His role setting is probably a talkative boy in the late stage of the second disease.

Duanye Ryuzai is simply harmful.

It doesn't matter, she must convince him to lose, kneel down and call her daddy.

Hahahahahaha.

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Let's come to Secondary School~