[Comprehensive] The daily notes of the owner of a Chinese medicine shop

<About the party>

It's the last day of the year again.Because the Chinese New Year is the Spring Festival according to the old calendar, so on the night of December 31, Bai Zhi spent the night with everyone in the detective agency.

To her surprise, people from the port mafia also came.Because they cooperated with the North American organization in the first battle before, although they are still in a state of hostility, at least they are not as terrible as fire and water.

Of course, Mori Mori's expression was not very good.She glared at Osamu Dazai fiercely, and asked Bai Zhi with some discomfort: "You are so nice, why are you dating this guy? He looks really bad!"

Mori Mori, who slanders Osamu Dazai all the time, is very indignant about his relationship with Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi corrected: "It's not that he looks bad, it's actually really bad!"

"You think so too! So why?"

Bai Zhixiang seemed to think about it for a while, then smiled helplessly, and said, "Because I feel sorry for one person, so I don't want to feel sorry for another person."

Mori Mori didn't understand.She felt that Bai Zhi must have been confused by Osamu Dazai.

Well, this guy does have a nice face.

Of course, there is only the face!

Being dragged out to drink with Xie Ye, she always felt a terrifying gaze staring at her.When I was drinking, I turned over and took a look.The gangster's wild dog was staring at her with a look that resembled killing a father and an enemy.

For some reason, she suddenly thought of what Vichy Lahey said about "Osamu Dazai is deeply infatuated with Akutagawa Ryunosuke".My heart suddenly became restless.Under the hypnosis of alcohol, she grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook it: "Tell me clearly! What's the secret between you and Ryunosuke Akutagawa!"

Everyone looked at Dazai Osamu, and then at the independent Akutagawa Ryunosuke.Thinking about his various ridicules and grievances towards Atsushi Nakajima, he said in unison, "Oh~"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

--etc!Why are you blushing!

Mori showed a smirk, and gave Ryunosuke Akutagawa a thumbs up: "Mr. Akutagawa, I support you in getting Osamu Dazai!" Save Bai Zhi from the sea of ​​suffering!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

<About worship>

On the first day of the new year, Bai Zhi woke up with a hangover.Osamu Dazai had already put on his clothes, it was still his sand-colored windbreaker.

"I'm about to go to the shrine to pay my respects!"

As he spoke, he brought over the clothes Bai Zhi was going to wear today.

Bai Zhi rubbed his eyes and complained a little: "Why do I, a divine beast of the Hua Kingdom, want to pay homage?"

"Just take it with me! It's good to be lucky in the new year!"

"Huh? With me, a divine beast of blessing and luck, is there still a need to talk about transshipment?!"

Bai Zhi was very angry, as if someone questioned her as a fake beast.

However, Osamu Dazai said pitifully: "Although I don't want to say that, but Miss Azhi's luck here doesn't seem to be very good..."

"What did you say?!"

So Bai Zhi was aroused.

When we arrived at the shrine, everyone from the detective agency was there.

People lined up at the back of the line to worship.

Osamu Dazai got the big shot.He doesn't care anymore, every year he draws a big murderer, so he is living well.

Dunjun got Xiaoji and seemed very happy.

"This is my first visit to the shrine." He looked super happy.

"It's not bad to get Xiaoji for the first time!"

Jinghua, like Dunjun, is also Xiaoji.

The others are probably in the middle of Xiaoji and Zhongji. It seems that everyone's luck in the new year will not be too bad.Unexpectedly, Kunikida-kun is lucky!

Even he himself couldn't believe it and clipped the sign in the notebook.

Osamu Dazai felt a little jealous.

"Ahem, by the way, where is Baizhi? Haven't you come out yet?" Kunikida-kun pushed his glasses uncomfortably.

Atsushi Nakajima pointed behind him and said, "Miss Azhi is here... Her face doesn't look quite right!"

——Super scary!

"What did Miss Ah Zhi draw?"

"No matter how bad it is, it shouldn't be worse than Dazai's big murder, right?" Kunikida wanted to comfort him, but when he saw Bai Zhi's face turned darker, his heart skipped a beat.

Dazai took a look at the lottery in Bai Zhi's hand, and it really was a big murderer.

Kunikida and the others showed indescribable gazes.

"You two, did you offend the gods?"

Ha ha.

"Kunikida-kun looks very arrogant!" angrily tore up the sign.

"That's right, because I got a lucky draw, I got a little carried away!"

Kunikida: "Wait! Why are you angry with me!"

<About the beast>

After the new year, the Spring Festival in Huaguo is coming soon.

Bai Zhi is going to take this opportunity to bring Osamu Dazai back to Kunlun Mountain to meet his parents.

Although he had announced in the circle of friends that he had been in contact with humans, he did not actually post photos of Osamu Dazai.

There are too many single dogs in the circle of friends, if you don't care about showing affection, you will be greeted "kindly".

Osamu Dazai specially asked Mr. Fukuzawa for a week's leave.Knowing that he was going to meet the woman's parents, Mr. Fukuzawa readily agreed.

The two used the normal means of transportation - the plane.After getting off the plane, we went straight to Kunlun Mountain.

Sister Xiwangmu prepared a table of dishes, all of which were wild game - let's not mention where she got the wild game.She doesn't seem to reject Bai Zhi's finding a human partner as much as other mythical beasts.

Regarding this point, the other divine beasts are standing here in the form of prototypes. They think very well and plan to scare off this ignorant human being with their hideous appearance!

Cheng Huang said: "Don't be like this! Isn't it great that Ah Zhi has someone he likes!"

The gods and beasts: "It's not good at all!"

——The promised singles are walking together!

Queen Mother Xi said: "A bunch of idiots!"

When Osamu Dazai first arrived in Kunlun Mountains, he was taken aback by the battle.But thinking that since they are white and childish friends, they will naturally not be too scary-there is no way to be scary.So apart from being taken aback at first, Yato maintained a good temper no matter how difficult he was.

The so-called reach out and don't hit smiling people.Facing this young man with a hearty smile, the gods and beasts gradually came up with the idea that "this human being is not so annoying".

Therefore, getting along is considered harmonious.

But for this, the rare Bai Ze secretly despised it.

He still expected them to make things difficult for Osamu Dazai so much, but in the end they were all so useless!He thought about going to confront him himself, but before he reached their circle, he was caught by the tail of the Queen Mother of the West.

"You boy! You haven't settled the matter between Zimuhe and "Sixteen Nights" yet!"

I don't know where the Queen Mother of the West learned about this, so she settled the score after Qiuhou.

"Ah, ah, light, light, big sister!"

Bai Zhi secretly smiled.Give Queen Mother Xi a thumbs up.

……

The Queen Mother of the West is very satisfied with Osamu Dazai.

It is not a big deal for Ah Zhi to find a short-term human partner in his boring life.As long as she likes it.What's more, Osamu Dazai seems to be quite personable.

After Osamu Dazai completely integrated into the circle of the beasts, he got drunk on the night of the New Year's Eve dinner.Queen Mother Xi couldn't stand it anymore, and sent Bai Zhi to drag him away.As for the other beasts, those who were drunk lay dead, and those who were still awake went to chase the Nian beast.

This is the case every year, but this year is just one more human being.

<About New Year's Day>

On the morning of the first day of the new year, Osamu Dazai was still asleep, but Bai Zhi had already woken up, the clothes and washing things were ready.Then she sat on the edge of the bed and looked at him.

Contrary to her expectations, this person adapts unexpectedly to the strange country.Although many customs are not very clear, but after she explained them in a simple and easy-to-understand manner, he did master them very quickly, and he did them in a decent way.

The lives of the beasts are already close to human beings.There is no such thing as noble or not.

It is interesting to think about celebrating the Spring Festival like human beings.

Thinking of this, Bai Zhi's hand had already touched his eyebrows, but he was caught off guard.

— This guy is pretending to be asleep.

Bai Zhi had no choice but to shake his hand, "Get up, I have to see my friends later."

Osamu Dazai said with a grin, "Then Miss Azhi kiss me, if you don't kiss me, you won't get up."

Also playing a rogue.

"It's not an example."

She seems to be willing too.

Just a small kiss, and then the whole person was brought into his arms.

So the shallow kiss turned into a deep kiss.

"Azhi, azhi, azhi, azhi!!! Did this guy do anything to you!! Come out quickly, is there anything wrong!!!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Bai Zhi: "..."

When the two were about to fall in love, there was a series of knocks on the door.

The fire of love was instantly extinguished.

Bai Ze was drunk last night and didn't wake up until now.The next second she learned that Bai Zhi was having sex with Osamu Dazai, she knocked on the door non-stop.He still looked remorseful.

Seeing that, Queen Mother Xi's face darkened for a while.

——Isn’t it refreshing to drink?

So he beat him up with a spatula, held up his collar, handed it to Xiezhi, and ordered: "Throw away this big piece of garbage!"

Xiezhi got the order and readily threw Bai Ze down Kunlun Mountain.

"Then let's continue."

"...Is it okay?"

"..."

"Okay, Miss Ah Zhi will know soon."

<About Baizhijiao>

Remember Zhang Baihe?

After being rescued, she searched the Internet overnight for any news about the divine bird she photographed.She believed that the divine bird that saved her was the divine bird that was accidentally photographed flying to the top of the snow that day.

The enthusiasm for the western dragon was suppressed by the divine bird.

She temporarily put down her research on photography and went to consult Professor Li, who majored in folklore in the school.Professor Li said that it may be the divine bird from "Shan Hai Jing".But he couldn't tell the detailed information for a while.So Zhang Baihe searched for news about the divine bird all night.

And the only one that fits the photo, or the only one that is relatively similar, is the divine bird named Bai Zhi.Represents blessing and luck.

At the same time, the photo of the divine bird that was uploaded to Weibo before suddenly became a trending search.

——"I just forwarded it casually, and it turned out to be really lucky! Isn't it just a typhoon here, and as a result, as soon as I walked over, the electric pole on the side of the road fell down! It was just a little bit! Now I still have lingering fears! Really, it’s just a little bit short, I can’t imagine what terrible things will happen if I don’t go there.”

Accidents don't say anything.

——"It's really useful! I'm a bit superstitious. I usually retweet if I retweet good luck, but after so many retweets, my luck is just so-so. In the end, I retweeted this divine bird After the picture, guess what? I found the money! Of course I am a good citizen, and I handed it over to the police after I found the money. Then just yesterday, the police uncle called and said that because no one came to claim it, so This money belongs to me!!! Half a year, if the policeman Shushu hadn’t called, I wouldn’t have remembered it at all. Now it’s all right, this year’s tuition fee has been paid! Originally, I didn’t think of Shenniaotu But when I saw someone describing their personal experience on Weibo, I just remembered that the time I picked up the money, wasn’t it within 1 minute of retweeting the picture of the bird! It’s amazing!”

——"Different from the above, I am a materialist and believe in science. Information about divine birds and the like, I have always thought it was ridiculous. Where did the divine bird come from on the stone steps? But now, I really want to beat myself One mouth! At the beginning, I reposted the picture only after my girlfriend insisted. Then once, my girlfriend and I took a bus to travel, and when we went to the service area to rest, didn’t we go to the toilet, and it turned out that we were waiting When I got out, the bus drove away! It drove away! It’s unbelievable that they drove away without ensuring that all the passengers got on the bus? I was so angry that I even wanted to complain directly to the bus terminal! However, when we were hitchhiking to our destination, the road was blocked halfway. It seemed that a bus had an accident. I immediately searched the Internet and found out, isn’t that the bus we had before? ?! So now, I can't help but believe in the divine bird's transshipment."

After that, all kinds of miraculous experiences emerged one after another.Zhang Baihe didn't know what was going on, as if suddenly there were many more supporters of the divine bird.

With the idea of ​​giving it a try, I posted on Weibo with a topic about the experience of the snow mountain trip.Because of her status as a university teacher, she seemed particularly convincing.She even set up a support group, and wanted to see how many people really supported Shenniao Baizhi.

Of course, just as she thought, there are more and more people in the support team.

It may be that this matter has been publicized too much, and because she is the leader, she was taken to talk by the school leaders.

Later, she felt that such a situation was really not suitable for the development of Baizhi's support group, so she became fanatical and began to organize underground activities.And let everyone not be too public.Keep a low profile, or the magic bird will not work.

In order to maintain the immature image of the divine bird, everyone seems to be willing to do this.And various public welfare activities have been organized underground to help those in need.

They believe that their divine bird Baizhi is watching them from the sky.

……

"That's ridiculous..."

"So Miss Ah Zhi has such a great reputation? But Bai Zhibai Zhi, will Miss Ah Zhi be recognized?"

Bai Zhi shook his hand indifferently, "Even if we met, it was just a coincidence."

<About Rival>

The underworld is open all year round.

Bai Ze suggested that Bai Zhi take Osamu Dazai to the underworld to see old friends.After all, I brought my boyfriend here for the Spring Festival.Since the underworld is endless, it's good to take it to them to see.

Because Bai Ze said this so sincerely, the two couldn't help but follow suit.Of course, Osamu Dazai still kept an eye on it.Thinking all the way, there is also an existence like "Lian Hongyan" in Huaguo's underworld.

But when he arrived, he found that he was very wrong.

Because the other party is a woman.

Almost the moment this woman appeared, Osamu Dazai could see what kind of thoughts this woman had towards Ah Zhi.

Hehe, it seems that Mr. Bai Ze wants the other party to defeat him.

But seeing that Ah Zhi and Cui Jue had a happy conversation, and Ah Zhi didn't seem to have that kind of thoughts about this woman, he felt relieved.

"You look good, treat her well."

The woman claimed to be Granny Meng, she exhaled a smoke ring and said slowly.

"About this point, you don't need to explain."

"You're so arrogant, you human! Believe it or not, I'm going to snatch it right now?!"

Her threatening tone was no joke at all.

By the way, she is Meng Po.Whether Miss Ah Zhi is willing or not, a bowl of Mengpo soup can solve the problem.

"Hehe, the author is so frustrated that he can't write Lily! This is bg, bg!"

So, don't be delusional!

<About Marriage>

Bai Zhi is pregnant.

Dazai said nothing.

After dinner in the evening, he directly presented the diamond ring and the wedding paper.

Bai Zhi asked: "Do you want to get married because you are pregnant?"

"No, in fact, the diamond ring and this piece of paper have been on me for a long time, but now is indeed a very good opportunity, it looks very romantic, doesn't it?"

Bai Zhi could tell that the paper was wrinkled.

"I'm not a human being, so I won't be bound by marriage. Are you willing to do so?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, "In Miss Azhi's opinion, is marriage a bondage? If so, then as long as I am alone, that's fine. Seeing Miss Azhi sign it, I can laugh out loud in my dreams."

Bai Zhi signed.

This is a marriage certificate that is destined not to be presented.

But Osamu Dazai took care of the baby very carefully.

Although there is no legal force, the wedding still has to be held.

The wedding was in Western style. Considering that Bai Zhi was pregnant now, the complicated Chinese style was passed. Although it was beautiful, it was really too cumbersome.As for the so-called Chinese-style wedding in Huaguo now, it is no longer considered Chinese-style.It’s not a Chinese wedding just because you wear a Hanfu.

Bai Zhi's group of beast friends all came to the wedding as human beings, and they were all beasts in clothes in the true sense.Citroen is also here, and he still can't turn into a slender and beautiful boy.

Cui Jue took advantage of the opportunity of a business trip to attend.Since Ghost Lamp had a new intern in Hell, it suddenly had a lot of vacation time.Whether it is the underworld or hell, there are only a few who come. After all, there is no guarantee that everyone can come to participate.After all, a unit like this basically cannot be vacant for a day.

People from the port mafia also came, basically at the cadre level.Dazai never thought of inviting them, it was Bai Zhi who invited Mori Mori, and Moli Mori, who was always willing to put Dazai in trouble, gave the news to the public.So, a group of uninvited people.

The person who led Bai Zhi to Dazai was the Queen Mother of the West.Wearing a slit red cheongsam, she is extremely beautiful.In fact, this position originally belonged to Bai Ze, but he was kicked away by the Queen Mother of the West after he said something like "If Ah Zhi wants to escape marriage, my brother will definitely take you away immediately".

As for where?

who cares?

Although this wedding was a bit special, it ended smoothly anyway.

Osamu Dazai thought to himself, he will definitely not tell anyone about his wedding with Miss Azhi next year!

<About children>

Osamu Dazai went to take a bath, and Bai Zhi was writing something on the new "Sixteen Nights" under the quilt.Zhixue and Zhiyu have been recycled, and this book is no different from an ordinary notebook.But she didn't want to just go blank like this, she thought it would be better to write something.

She had only written a few words when she felt a pain in her stomach.As the owner of a Chinese medicine store, she naturally knew that she was going to give birth.

"I really want to give birth!"

she yelled towards the bathroom.Soon, there was the sound of something falling to the ground in the bathroom.

The door was opened roughly, and Osamu Dazai came out with a bewildered face wrapped around a towel.

Bai Zhi opened her legs wide and took a deep breath.

Without even thinking about it, Osamu Dazai climbed onto the bed, lifted the quilt and got in.

——Speaking of which, have you ever thought about going to the hospital?

Bai Zhisheng's life was extremely smooth, probably because of the relationship between the gods and beasts.

After feeling something coming out of her body, she was sweating profusely and said out of breath, "Take the baby and have a look."

But Osamu Dazai, who was still inside, was unmoved.

Bai Zhi was a little anxious and kicked him, "What's wrong?"

Then there was a squirm under the quilt, and Osamu Dazai leaned out with a strange expression on his face.

"Miss Azhi, what happened to Barbard before seems to have come true..."

He took an egg out of the quilt.

Bai Zhi: "..."

Then, Bai Zhi started the process of hatching eggs.Because they want to incubate eggs like birds, they turn into chicks.In this way, before the child in the egg is born, Osamu Dazai will not want to see the innocence of the human state.

<about name>

When the child crawled out of the egg, everyone knew that the child of the two had been born.Of course this is only for humans.

The child was a boy who looked very much like Osamu Dazai.Bai Zhi's appearance changes according to Bai Ze, so the human state will not look like Bai Zhi.Bird status is possible.

——Wait, this child is the only combination of baby birds and humans in this world.

Opinions are divided on the issue of naming the child.

Speaking of which, the child was born by the two of them, and they naturally chose the name. Why are you guys here to join in the fun?

In fact, the matter of the name is not just a name, but also determines the future path of the child.

In a human way, or in a demigod's way.

Osamu Dazai named the child Bai, which according to him is the result of the crystallization of the love between the two.

"Xiaobai? He will definitely hate you in the future!" Atsushi Nakajima said honestly.

The Queen Mother of the West named the child White Plover.And said that the child's future is up to him to decide.Whether it's humans or demigods, they won't interfere.

So now, everyone just calls him Xiaobai.

<About Xiaobai>

Regardless of whether it is the non-human beings on the mother's side, or the detective agency and the port mafia on the father's side, Xiaobai is enough to dominate Yokohama.

No, not just Yokohama.

But he was a good boy, humble and polite.Kunikida Doppo, who has been single until now, sighs every time he sees him: good shoots come out of bad bamboos.

Xiao Bai's favorite is Xiao Mi in the detective agency, which is a cat.Of course, as witty as Xiaobai, he naturally knows that this is not an ordinary cat, but the supernatural ability of the famous Natsume Soseki from the detective agency - I am a cat.

Regarding this secret, Xiaobai doesn't know if other people in the detective agency know about it.But this is a secret between Xiaobai and Xiaomi.

If you ask Xiaobai whether he likes his mother or his father the most, Xiaobai will tell that person proudly: Anyway, I don’t like you!

Well, this person is Bai Ze.

Although it is so disliked.But Bai Ze still hurts Xiaobai terribly.

But in his heart, Xiaobai still likes his father more.

The father is human, and human life is limited.No matter where it is in hell, but for Xiaobai, the human father is the father he likes.

I like the detective agency where my father works, and I also like Uncle Zhongyuan who is at odds with my father.

Once the father is dead, everything about the father is gone.

Although Uncle Ghost Lamp and Uncle Cui Jue promised that after his father died, as long as he wanted to, he could take office in the underworld or hell.But Xiaobai felt that his father who worked in hell was a bit weird.

These are just his thoughts, there is still a lot of time to think carefully.

Although my father has repeatedly wanted to die in love with his mother, he is still alive and well.

No, maybe one day, my father will really die in love.

<About the future>

future?

Didn't it happen yet?

Naturally, I hadn't thought about it at all.

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