[Comprehensive] How to raise this pill without writing about Su Wen

"Why are you here!!" Akiba who didn't expect Tsurumaru to suddenly appear in her room shouted, "I was the one who scared you!!"

"Well, calm down, losing your temper just after waking up is not good for your skin." Tsurumaru patted Akiba's shoulder and smiled at her, "Master, are you hungry too?"

"...I'm a little hungry, how do you know I just woke up." Qiu Ye grabbed Tsurumaru's arm and shook his hand back.

"Because I just woke up not long ago." Tsurumaru confessed truthfully.

"...Oh." At this point, Qiuye thought of what happened this morning, narrowed her eyes and smiled, exuding a murderous look all over her body, she put her hand on Tsurumaru's neck, "Dare to fall asleep in my room , you are quite courageous."

"But the master didn't drive me away." Tsurumaru said confidently.

It made sense, she almost believed it.

"...If you dare to speak out, I will kill you." Qiuye hesitated for a second.

"Hahahaha... What am I going to do when I say it out? To show off?" Tsurumaru had a smug expression on his face, looking quite unbeatable.

"You'd better go!!" Wanting to punch him and feeling sorry for the material, Akiba had no choice but to push Tsurumaru, trying to drive him out.

"No, no, my lord, wait a minute, I'm kind enough to bring you food!!"

"I don't think you have any good intentions! Wait what did you just say... What to eat?" Qiu Ye was bought by food in an instant. She was indeed very hungry, but because she had to write an update, she simply gave up looking for food, "You occasionally Still doing something good!"

"Here, eat quickly." Tsurumaru took the plate and handed it to Akiba, "Eat quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

Akiba peeled off the plastic wrap and found food inside that she had never seen before, and asked, "Did you make it? Something you haven't seen before...it can't be some strange dark food."

"...It was made by Guangzai, and it was stored in the refrigerator." Tsurumaru replied truthfully, "It's not some dark cuisine, he said it was made according to the Chinese cooking book you gave him, it's called fish-flavored shredded pork, if As long as you like it."

"how do you know?"

"Because Guangzai left a note and said that it would be great if he could have an appetite with you."

"Where's the note?"

"... I was accidentally blown away by the wind just now." Sure enough, I should pack up the garbage in the kitchen and throw it away.

"Forget it doesn't matter." Qiuye clasped her hands together, and now she just wants to fill her stomach quickly, "Thank you, Lord Guangzhong, I'm starting."

very delicious.

"Why is there no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork?" Tsurumaru asked this question suddenly after observing this new dish for a long time.

"...Do you know that there is a food in China called wife cake?" Qiu Ye asked back after swallowing a mouthful.

"I seem to have heard of it."

"Since there is no wife in wife cakes, why must there be fish in fish-flavored shredded pork?"

"..." That makes sense.

It took only 5 minutes for Qiuye to finish a big bowl of rice bowl, and there was update hell waiting for her, she had no time to rest at all.

She urged Tsurumaru to leave quickly, while she stared blankly at the screen again.

... It's not stuck in the plot, nor stuck in the sentence.

I just feel like I can't write any more.

Since the day he came to Honmaru, this feeling has been growing in her heart. After spending the whole day with him yesterday, she completely felt that she could no longer write.

By the way, what did Tsurumaru just say?Say you can let him play? ?

... No no no stop!Where did he say he appeared?When racing? ?This guy probably wants to write 3, 3... 3 or something! !

No, she wasn't writing a drag racing scene just now!Hahahaha, that is to say, even if it is Tsurumaru, it is impossible...

Why did he look at his screen without authorization later! ?

crazy.

...But after much deliberation, Tsurumaru is the only one who knows that he is writing such a thing.

In short... Let's discuss it with him.

He is the only one in the world who can discuss this matter with him.

Akiba was mentally prepared, took a deep breath, and stopped Tsurumaru who was about to close the door and leave.

"Well... I have something I want to discuss with Tsurumaru."

"Huh? Is there anything you want to discuss with me about this point? This really scares me."

Master, you have slapped yourself twice, do you know that?

Tsurumaru shook his head, retracted the foot that had just stepped out of the room, closed the door again, and sat in front of Akiba.

"So, what are you going to discuss this time?"

"Actually..." Akiba expressed his troubles, that is, he felt unable to write any more because he came to Honmaru in the first issue.But if she didn't write, she wouldn't be able to support Honmaru with external force.

"Most importantly, I feel sorry for the first issue..."

Qiu Ye lowered her head, and finally said what she wanted to say the most.

"Well, if the Lord is only troubled by this, I have a good idea."

The good idea he said was not a sudden idea, but something he hoped to happen a long time ago.

Tsurumaru patted himself on the chest: "In this case, the Lord will just write me down."

"……what?"

It took ten seconds for Akiba to realize what Tsurumaru was saying.

"As long as you find a knife to write, no matter who it is, it's the same, right? If the first issue is replaced by me, the master will be much more relaxed, won't it?" Tsurumaru supported his face with his palms, tilted his head and looked at Qiu Ye, "Don't feel sorry for me at all."

"Oh, that is to say, replace the male lead with you..." She finally understood Tsurumaru's meaning, and considered the feasibility of this approach.

Well, it's just about holding hands with Tsurumaru and kissing, driving a car and splitting legs... No, the last one is purely rhyming, so I couldn't help but write it out. In fact, it has nothing to do with the last point (cheating).

How, how could it be possible to write it out! ! !

"Impossible!! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely impossible!!!" Qiu Ye blushed and kept shaking her head.Not to mention doing something further, just thinking of upgrading her relationship with Tsurumaru to an extraordinary friend made her feel like her brain was about to explode.

Why, it's just Tsurumaru! !

"Hey——" Tsurumaru dragged his voice deliberately, and asked jokingly, "Why is it okay for the first issue, but not for me?"

- How do I know! !

Akiba shouted in her heart.

"Because... I don't know how to write about you at all!" Qiu Ye turned her face away, guilty of not daring to look at him, but she found an excuse to evade it.

"This is easy." Tsurumaru smiled softly, "I can help the master get materials."

“…………………………???”

It took her a long time to digest the inner meaning of Tsurumaru's words just now, and she hesitated for a long time before finally shouting out a syllable.

"……ha!??"

"Is there a problem?" Tsurumaru asked.

"Of course there is a problem!! Do you know what you are talking about!!"

"Well, calm down, master." Tsurumaru waved his hand, "Because the master just said that he won't write about me, isn't this answer a natural conclusion?"

"Of course you're a ghost!!" Akiba pointed at the door, "Get out! Get out now!! Do you know what you just said was sex/harassment/harassment!!"

"Hey, so this is called sex/harassment/harassment?"

……on purpose!This guy definitely did it on purpose! !

"Tsurumaru Kuninaga, you...!!"

Before Akiha could finish speaking, Tsurumaru interrupted her.

"Well, I have a better idea, listen to it, and it won't be too late to drive me away." He was very clear that Qiu Ye wanted to drive him away again.

"Okay, before you turn into a crane ball and get out, I allow you to talk about your proposal again." Qiuye put her hands on her chest, raised her head slightly, and said arrogantly.

"How about looking for inspiration from life." Tsurumaru said, "As a writer who always likes to write a series of stories about Xiaosu's racing, he was discovered by Tsurumaru one day! How about it? , it sounds like it’s going to be a hit, doesn’t it?”

"Wait, wait, wait!! What are you talking about!!"

Akiba immediately realized that something was wrong, isn't this what happened to her Honmaru!

"I've already figured out the name for you. It's called "How to Raise Honmaru without Writing Su Wen", aliased as "Ichijin and Tsurumaru Kuninaga and My Shura Field" and then aliased as "Hasebe's Deep Buried Merit and Fame" how is it!"

——And I bet there are more people buying crane stocks! !

Tsurumaru Kuninaga thought so in his heart.

"I don't know what else, I just know that Hasebe wants to hit someone after hearing this." Akiba clenched his fist and swung it at Tsurumaru, "And I want to hit someone too! What are you doing! Why do I have to put my own business You can’t write it out!! Reject! Reject!!”

She pointed at the door again: "you'd better go."

"Hahahaha...!" Tsurumaru couldn't help laughing, and stood up while laughing, "Well, in fact, I don't think that even if the main hall doesn't write any driving scenes, it doesn't write anything about Fusangshen , there must be many people watching."

"Eh……?"

Tsurumaru walked towards the gate, opened it, took a step outside and turned around.

"Because I really like the words written by the Lord."

When he said these words, a gust of night wind happened to blow, lifting his deliberately long back hair, and swaying with the wind along with his wide trousers. His white figure was soaked by the moonlight, only golden His eyes seemed to remain the same.

——"Your figure like a white crane makes me obsessed."

The words written in the love letter that he has kept all along can't help appearing in his mind.

Does he look like the white crane that she is obsessed with?

The author has something to say: Hasebe: Why is it always me who gets hurt? ? ? ((Crying faint in the toilet

Hahahahaha, although it is screaming, it is not that kind of screaming, so no one hears 233333333333, and there is no such scene of pushing the door and entering/raping in bed (x

Thank you little angel for feeding~

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