[Comprehensive] The whole world has its own bgm, except me!

"Use this."

"What is this? A Band-Aid? No, no, I refuse."

"...That's good, use a tampon."

"Poke this thing in? Honey, I might as well die."

Jian Jia endured it again and again, smiled and hugged her shoulders and said, "Then you can bleed while walking, and you still have time to act in a horror movie."

The weak Miss Stark imagined this scene, and suddenly withered: "..."

……

Tony Stark said he would never underestimate any woman again.

The pain of menstrual period is not something everyone can bear.

He was sluggishly lying on the bed, unwilling to move. He did not exercise much on weekdays, and coupled with his comfortable living habits, his senses were even more uncomfortable.

"Ah shit..."

"to beat."

"I'm dying……"

"to beat."

"I want to do a hysterectomy right now..."

"...Let me get you a pen to write your will."

Jian Jia originally wanted to walk away, but was held tightly by Tony.

She criticized with a serious expression: "Wouldn't you feel ashamed to do this as a man, Mr. Stark?"

"It's better to be shot than now." Tony's voice dragged on, "I'm suffering for the Virgin Mary now."

Jian Jia didn't know whether to laugh or cry, put the hot water bottle on his lower abdomen, and said in a low voice, "Sorry, I reacted more violently during my menstrual period, accompanied by a low-grade fever, just endure it for one night."

For Tony, Jian Jia's consolation of "bear it and it won't hurt" at the moment is no different from what men love to say, "I just can't get in".

They are all liars!

His body was hot and cold, and there seemed to be dozens of kilograms of weights stacked on his lower abdomen, and the pain of falling made him break out in cold sweat.

"Do you usually take time off during menstruation?" He found a topic.

Jian Jia replied: "I usually ask for leave when I have time, but the police force in New York is relatively tight. Most of the time there are cases that need to be followed up, so I don't have time to take time off."

Tony was quiet for a moment: "It's not easy being a girl."

"Sir," Jian Jia wrung out the towel and placed it on top of his head, suddenly raised her eyebrows, "This is life."

Tony looked up at her suddenly.

He fixedly stared at the face he had been looking at for decades, the stubble on that handsome face was a bit messy, and the light brown eyes that were usually indifferent seemed to be shining, and it looked like an unusually dazzling charm.

As his eyes diverged, he vaguely saw two familiar faces.In order to live, they also said so many years ago.

"What's wrong?" Jian Jia stopped moving.

"If I saw your face at this moment, I might be more moved." Tony recovered and teased.

"Then I hope you fix the machine quickly."

Jian Jia silently added in her heart that she never wanted to use this body to go to the bathroom again!

the next day.

When Tony saw his assistant Pep, he asked angrily, "When is your menstrual period?"

Pep: "At the beginning of the month. Why ask this?"

"Those days are paid vacations and subsidies."

Pep looked confused: "???"

A raise that comes too fast is like a tornado!

At lunch time, the delicacies on the dinner plate were delicately arranged. The steak was fried until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, bloodshots could be seen faintly, and a few emerald green broccoli surrounded to absorb the excess juice.Even the guacamole is topped with a tiny pink cherry blossom.In a short period of time, Jian Jia saw the extravagant life of a billionaire, not to mention food and clothing, the current meal is enough for her to work hard for a month.

But Jian Jia has no appetite at all.

Her intestines and stomach are not good all the year round, and she is also unusually picky eaters. Fortunately, Meidi eats a high-calorie diet so that she will not lose too much weight.Over the years, I have gotten used to not eating much at each meal, and then eating some high-protein foods.

The gentle voice of the artificial intelligence housekeeper Jarvis sounded: "Miss, the last repair work has been completed, are you going to the work area now?"

"!"

Jian Jia didn't care about continuing to eat, she threw down the dinner plate and ran to the laboratory.

The workload originally planned to be completed in two or three days was completed in a day and a half by Tony.Go ahead.There are still some strange things flowing from his body, he has been able to maintain his composure, if it is not for Jian Jia's appearance, he may still have time to be handsome.

Staff and assistants gathered around.

"Can it work?" Jian Jia was a little uncertain.

"No one is more reliable than me." Tony smiled confidently, but not annoyingly.

Suddenly, the exciting sound of the trumpet sounded in Jian Jia's mind, and the rhythmic drums and piano sounds wave after wave, converging into a torrent of music, majestic and magnificent.The magnificent symphony came one after another, like a man's ambition.

Hearing the music, Jian Jia felt inexplicably sure that this time things would work.

Under the eyes of everyone waiting with bated breath, their hands were placed on both ends of the machine respectively, and the power was plugged in by the little clumsy hands. During Jarvis's steady countdown, the electric current buzzed again.Jian Jia recalled the pain of being shocked by the electric shock last time, and she still had some lingering fears. She closed her eyes a little apprehensively, waiting for the exchange to start.

"Three, two, one—"

"Zi la la... bang!"

An electric current hit Jian Jia's body, and her brain went numb for an instant, as if she had been ejected by something, and then fell heavily.

Gradually, noisy voices came from my ears, and the blurred picture gradually became clear.Jian Jia shook her head, opened her eyes in a daze, and saw Pep's happy expression.

"How are you doing?"

She reacted slowly: "Is it back?"

What caught the eye was the slender and white arms, and the body was much lighter. On the contrary, a burst of familiar abdominal pain brought Jian Jia back to her senses that her menstrual period hadn't passed yet.

"Are you ok?"

Tony had never felt so relaxed when he was back in his body.

Without the pain, he immediately felt refreshed, walked up to Jian Jia, stretched out his hand and said, "Get up?"

"I think if you are in a movie, you will definitely be the protagonist." Jian Jia was pulled up, thinking of the music just now, and said casually, "Even if you go through hardships, you will quickly resolve them."

Tony raised his eyebrows: "Thanks to you, but I never want to foresee such a thing again."

A wandering life, natural old age and death is his pursuit.

Of course, a month later, when the CEO of Stark Group, who was trapped in Afghanistan and was in a life-threatening crisis, was secretly trying to remove the palladium element and make the Ark Reactor for energy supply, he recalled this sentence and couldn't help feeling silently. .

Some people just have the potential of a crow's mouth, and they shouldn't hit all of them.

Jian Jia, who was far away in New York, sneezed.

Ah, it's autumn.

Returning to work, Jian Jia was in an indescribably happy mood.

Those absurd days were like a dream, although she still had nightmares occasionally, such as when she lowered her head and saw some indescribable male structure, she was awakened immediately.

Jian Jia, who was sweating profusely, stared blankly at the ceiling, and it took him a while to recover.

It's terrible!

As an official return, the police officers of the same bureau decided to hold a party for her to welcome her return.

The room is covered with banners and words of welcome, the table is full of beer, and there are some snacks such as squid shredded chips, and the jazz music is strong, and some people are already excited, waving the bottles in their hands and dancing.

"Hello there!"

Jian Jia turned her head and saw a young woman.She is not tall, with beautiful features, but her skin is too pale, her short silver-gray hair reaches her ears, and her eyes seem to be painted with thick eyeliner.

"My name is Liv, and I'm the new forensic doctor." She smiled and held out her hand.

It turned out to be the forensic doctor they had waited for last time.If she had been transferred earlier, they wouldn't have had to send the body to Tennessee.

"Hi, my name is Jian Jia."

The two shook hands, and the forensic doctor named Liv's hands were astonishingly cold. With her appearance, she looked like a vampire.

Jian Jia had a few conversations with her, and unexpectedly found that they matched well. Before she knew it, she drank too much alcohol, and her reason told her that she couldn't continue.

"No, I have to go back."

Jian Jia put down her wine glass.

"Shall I see you off?" A young policeman, Ai Bo, who had been thinking about Jian Jia, came over.He was tall, blond, and a man with good features.

Liv squeezed her eyes narrowly, but Jian Jia pretended not to see it.

"Thank you." She couldn't refuse, so she could only smile.

The police cars here can be used privately, so they occasionally drive to and from get off work when it is convenient.In order to avoid trouble, when gathering together, there are always some people who should not drink alcohol and stay sane to avoid emergencies.

Jian Jia was a little sleepy, so she lay down in the back seat and fell asleep first.In a daze, she seemed to hear a loud noise coming from outside, and the noise was getting louder and louder.

"Shh!"

The car stopped suddenly, and Jian Jia was awakened by the violent shaking.

What happened?