[Comprehensive] The whole world has its own bgm, except me!
Chapter 45 How to hate Doctor Strange?
The moonlight is charming.
Gotham looked a little less gloomy tonight.
Jian Jia sat on the steps and drank most of the wine. The taste of the donuts also changed due to the bitterness of the alcohol.
Mint was still eating cat food as if no one else was around, as if nothing could stop it from eating even if the sky collapsed.Jian Jia rubbed its head and said, "This guy has become much more obedient."
Batman next to him is sitting upright, even if he is sitting.He was motionless, as if he had become one with the night, like a silent sculpture.
Jian Jia glanced at him: "I thought you couldn't sing."
Didn't the song last time sing very well?
"..."
Batman moved his hand on his knee, but still said nothing.
"Are you playing one, two, three wooden figures with me?" Jian Jia turned her face away and looked at him, the two looked at each other, she was so stared at with guilt, she had to raise her hands in surrender, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, last time it was I was wrong, I shouldn't have dragged you into the water."
"I thought you would still pretend to be stupid." His hoarse and rough voice sounded so clear in the silent night.
Jian Jia was slightly embarrassed: "Of course I want to play dumb."
However, since they have all been exposed, there is no point in pretending to be stupid.
She took the last few sips of beer and put the bottle down.
"Since I admitted my mistake, shouldn't you also show it?"
Batman tilted his head slightly to look at her.
"Look, kids know that - sorry, it's okay. So I might have to get a promotion, should you?"
Jian Jia spread his hands, and he was silent for a moment.
"congratulations."
"Thank you."
Jian Jia raised the bag containing the donuts with a smile: "I'd be happy to share it with my friends, sir."
"..."
Batman says he doesn't want to be friends who can share donuts.
Mint was full of cat food, lay on the spot, and lazily licked his fur all over.Its little head looked up at the two of them from time to time, but soon lost interest.
This strange human doesn't affect its status.
well.
……
That night.
Butler Alfred waited for Batman to come back, and when he took the clothes, he paused subtly.He sniffed lightly, a gleam of light flashed across his drooping eyelids, and the look he looked at Batman became a little intriguing.
The sweet smell on your body is donuts, right?
However, my master doesn't like donuts.
Is it—
The old housekeeper's expression was complicated, and there was a little excitement hidden in his relief.
At this moment he wanted to chant Shelley's poems aloud.
【Winter is here, can spring be far behind? 】
Regarding the question of entering BAU, Jian Jia thought about it.
With her current ability, it is actually very difficult to get to BAU, because her main direction of attack is not profiled, and her understanding of micro-expressions is only superficial. Most of the time, she is still relying on the ability of bgm.
In addition, she is only a Chinese with a green card now, if there are any restrictions in the future——
After thinking about it, Jian Jia felt at ease again.
In short, she can withdraw at any time, since she has this opportunity, why not take advantage of it?
Jian Jia went to the bathroom to take a shower. The weather has been getting colder recently, but because of her regular exercise, her body is not as afraid of the cold as before.However, due to the frequent strenuous exercise during the aunt period, it still tortures her for a few days every time.
While counting the time, she turned off the shower.
"Damn..."
Jian Jia was taken aback, and found that the place where the pajamas were originally worn was empty.She belatedly remembered that she washed her pajamas yesterday and still hung them on the roof.
She clicked her tongue, brushed her hair casually, and pushed open the door.
At this moment, something miraculous happened suddenly.
I saw a golden vortex in the midair of the room, like smelting iron, and the golden shattered light splashed everywhere. Before Jian Jia could react, someone strode in.
"..."
"..."
Jian Jia's face froze.Because, she heard a song that came from the brain of Mage Strange, the singing was light and melodious, but the lyrics made her furious instantly.
"Every time that you get undressed
whenever you are naked
I hear symphonies in my head
A symphony comes to mind
I wrote this song just looking at you
I wrote this song just by seeing your beautiful face
Yetthedrums they swinglow
as the drums fade away
And the trumpets they go
The trumpet sounded gradually
......"
"I'm sorry! I was supposed to be outside your door, but I made a slight mistake in positioning."
Jane Jia quickly got dressed, Strange turned his back to her, and raised his hands in embarrassment. The cloak behind him was not so secure. He tilted it up and looked in the direction of Jane Jia. where to turn.
She fastened the last button, finally went out, and said blankly, "What do you want me to do in the middle of the night?"
"Can I turn around?"
"All right."
Jian Jia said that she is already an adult, and she will not take this scene too seriously, as if nothing... happened... happened...
Strange turned around and looked at her with a serious expression and a little apology. However, the relaxed and joyful singing continued.
"...
Isit weird that I hear violins whenever you'regone
Isn't it weird that whenever you're gone I hear the violin
IsitweirdthatyourassremindmeofaKanyeWestsong
Isn't it weird how your arms always remind me of Kanye West songs
Isitweird that Iheartrumpetswhenyou'returningmeon
Whenever you get me excited I can hear the horns ringing in my head Isn't that weird
......"
"Strange!!!"
Deadpool sitting on the roof heard Jian Jia's angry scolding, and held his chin and said to himself: "Hey, today's little sweetheart is also very energetic, but she has never yelled at me so passionately. Tsk, honestly, what's so good about that curly hair? Even if you invite Benedy's so-and-so comber... um, butch... shit! What a stinky and long name! It's bigger than his face long!"
Deadpool's angry voice was not heard by the two of them.
After Jian Jia expressed her anger, Doctor Strange finally calmed down.
He said, "Actually, I just want to come over to see how your spiritual power is developing."
"What do you mean?"
Doctor Strange is of course unwilling to say what the sword in the stone entrusted.He lied casually without changing his face: "I guard the temple in New York, and of course I have to pay attention to the situation."
"Don't worry, I will take care of my own affairs."
He raised his eyebrows, expressing a little amusement at Jian Jia's attitude.
"Tough mouth, beware of disadvantages."
"That has nothing to do with you."
Jian Jia crossed her arms: "I want to rest, please go back."
"Get ready, after a while, I will take you to a training camp."
training camp?
She said blankly: "Do you know why my grandma can live until now?"
Before she could finish the remaining sentence "Because she never meddles in her own business", she was interrupted by Doctor Strange.
"Because her children and grandchildren will never disobey her wishes."
"..."
Jian Jia was suddenly dumbfounded.
Ah, I'm so angry, but I still have to control it and can't use bgm :)
……
Far across the ocean in London, England, my roommate Watson went out on a date with his girlfriend, while Sherlock stayed in the apartment as always.
His expression was thoughtful, and he repeated the scenes that happened during the day in his mind, and finally wrote down the details of the case.
at this time.
A new comment popped up on his site.
[Excuse me, how do I hate Doctor Strange? 】
Sherlock's fingers rested on the keyboard: "..."
I always feel that his website is getting more and more messed up by this guy.
A little sleepless by the matter of Doctor Strange, Jian Jia got up the next day and was almost late.
Fortunately, Bumblebee was able to take her there directly. Jian Jia put on her sunglasses, lay down in the driver's seat and slept for a while. After arriving at the police station, she realized that someone was waiting for her there.
"Hi, see you again."
Standing by the wall and watching some reports, Morgan, a member of the BAU team, put his arms around his shoulders. Hearing the sound, he turned his head and looked at Jian Jia with a smile. He praised without concealment: "It's getting more and more beautiful."
"You?" Jian Jia asked unexpectedly, "Uh, I'm not ready yet..."
"No, you're ready."
Morgan stepped forward, with a smile on his handsome and dark cheeks: "It can be seen from your expression."
Ah, the annoying profiler.
Jian Jia suddenly remembered that when she just graduated from the police station, she hated dealing with profilers and micro-expression psychologists for a while, because some people would unceremoniously point out whether she was lying.
Of course I'm not happy to be seen through.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have speculated on your thoughts." Morgan apologized.
"..."
really.
Jian Jia showed a polite smile: "Let's go."
Morgan smiled and made a gentlemanly motion to signal the lady to go first.He said that although it has been a year since we last met, this lady is still not good at hiding her expression.
You will have to exercise well in the future.
Jian Jia got into Morgan's car and barely spoke along the way.
While Morgan wasn't laying a trap on purpose, she was professionally able to pick out some hidden meanings in her words, so she'd better say as little as possible.
With Jian Jia's current performance, she would of course be considered to have the talent of a profiler. After all, she can almost every time keenly judge the emotions of the prisoners, and can accurately find their hiding places.
She understands that this opportunity is not easy to come by now.
Natasha's espionage work is over, returning to S.H.I.E.L.D. is inevitable. It doesn't make sense for her to stay in the police station. It's better to change places.
For Jian Jia, it is also a new challenge.
But she never shy away from a challenge.
The car stopped.
Morgan took Jian Jia into the police station.
This place is obviously different from the branch she stayed in. The room is smaller and the office space is limited, but at the same time, the equipment is much more complete.
As soon as she entered the door, she was baptized by the eyes of several people.
Jian Jia looked at them calmly.
"I think you already know my name, so just ignore the unnecessary process."
"You're right." A middle-aged man smiled, "Before that, we need to test your ability to see if you can adapt to life here."
"How to test?"
"Remember when you were an intern."
Jian Jia understood immediately.
During the internship, an official police officer took her with her, and recorded during the period to determine whether she was suitable to be a police officer.
"That--"
"Red."
"Red."
"Just Rhett."
"..."
Spencer Reid, who was following everyone to watch the fun just a moment ago, was betrayed by his teammates in an instant.
Rhett.
Jian Jia turned her head and looked at the well-known senior profiler and genius doctor standing at the desk with a book in her hand. The other party looked young, with brown curly hair slightly drooping, and a gentle and handsome face.He wore a knitted vest over a white shirt. His figure was thin and tall, and he looked like a high-achieving student who was innocently detained in the police station.
Jian Jia stretched out her hand with a smile: "Please take care of me in the future."
Gotham looked a little less gloomy tonight.
Jian Jia sat on the steps and drank most of the wine. The taste of the donuts also changed due to the bitterness of the alcohol.
Mint was still eating cat food as if no one else was around, as if nothing could stop it from eating even if the sky collapsed.Jian Jia rubbed its head and said, "This guy has become much more obedient."
Batman next to him is sitting upright, even if he is sitting.He was motionless, as if he had become one with the night, like a silent sculpture.
Jian Jia glanced at him: "I thought you couldn't sing."
Didn't the song last time sing very well?
"..."
Batman moved his hand on his knee, but still said nothing.
"Are you playing one, two, three wooden figures with me?" Jian Jia turned her face away and looked at him, the two looked at each other, she was so stared at with guilt, she had to raise her hands in surrender, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, last time it was I was wrong, I shouldn't have dragged you into the water."
"I thought you would still pretend to be stupid." His hoarse and rough voice sounded so clear in the silent night.
Jian Jia was slightly embarrassed: "Of course I want to play dumb."
However, since they have all been exposed, there is no point in pretending to be stupid.
She took the last few sips of beer and put the bottle down.
"Since I admitted my mistake, shouldn't you also show it?"
Batman tilted his head slightly to look at her.
"Look, kids know that - sorry, it's okay. So I might have to get a promotion, should you?"
Jian Jia spread his hands, and he was silent for a moment.
"congratulations."
"Thank you."
Jian Jia raised the bag containing the donuts with a smile: "I'd be happy to share it with my friends, sir."
"..."
Batman says he doesn't want to be friends who can share donuts.
Mint was full of cat food, lay on the spot, and lazily licked his fur all over.Its little head looked up at the two of them from time to time, but soon lost interest.
This strange human doesn't affect its status.
well.
……
That night.
Butler Alfred waited for Batman to come back, and when he took the clothes, he paused subtly.He sniffed lightly, a gleam of light flashed across his drooping eyelids, and the look he looked at Batman became a little intriguing.
The sweet smell on your body is donuts, right?
However, my master doesn't like donuts.
Is it—
The old housekeeper's expression was complicated, and there was a little excitement hidden in his relief.
At this moment he wanted to chant Shelley's poems aloud.
【Winter is here, can spring be far behind? 】
Regarding the question of entering BAU, Jian Jia thought about it.
With her current ability, it is actually very difficult to get to BAU, because her main direction of attack is not profiled, and her understanding of micro-expressions is only superficial. Most of the time, she is still relying on the ability of bgm.
In addition, she is only a Chinese with a green card now, if there are any restrictions in the future——
After thinking about it, Jian Jia felt at ease again.
In short, she can withdraw at any time, since she has this opportunity, why not take advantage of it?
Jian Jia went to the bathroom to take a shower. The weather has been getting colder recently, but because of her regular exercise, her body is not as afraid of the cold as before.However, due to the frequent strenuous exercise during the aunt period, it still tortures her for a few days every time.
While counting the time, she turned off the shower.
"Damn..."
Jian Jia was taken aback, and found that the place where the pajamas were originally worn was empty.She belatedly remembered that she washed her pajamas yesterday and still hung them on the roof.
She clicked her tongue, brushed her hair casually, and pushed open the door.
At this moment, something miraculous happened suddenly.
I saw a golden vortex in the midair of the room, like smelting iron, and the golden shattered light splashed everywhere. Before Jian Jia could react, someone strode in.
"..."
"..."
Jian Jia's face froze.Because, she heard a song that came from the brain of Mage Strange, the singing was light and melodious, but the lyrics made her furious instantly.
"Every time that you get undressed
whenever you are naked
I hear symphonies in my head
A symphony comes to mind
I wrote this song just looking at you
I wrote this song just by seeing your beautiful face
Yetthedrums they swinglow
as the drums fade away
And the trumpets they go
The trumpet sounded gradually
......"
"I'm sorry! I was supposed to be outside your door, but I made a slight mistake in positioning."
Jane Jia quickly got dressed, Strange turned his back to her, and raised his hands in embarrassment. The cloak behind him was not so secure. He tilted it up and looked in the direction of Jane Jia. where to turn.
She fastened the last button, finally went out, and said blankly, "What do you want me to do in the middle of the night?"
"Can I turn around?"
"All right."
Jian Jia said that she is already an adult, and she will not take this scene too seriously, as if nothing... happened... happened...
Strange turned around and looked at her with a serious expression and a little apology. However, the relaxed and joyful singing continued.
"...
Isit weird that I hear violins whenever you'regone
Isn't it weird that whenever you're gone I hear the violin
IsitweirdthatyourassremindmeofaKanyeWestsong
Isn't it weird how your arms always remind me of Kanye West songs
Isitweird that Iheartrumpetswhenyou'returningmeon
Whenever you get me excited I can hear the horns ringing in my head Isn't that weird
......"
"Strange!!!"
Deadpool sitting on the roof heard Jian Jia's angry scolding, and held his chin and said to himself: "Hey, today's little sweetheart is also very energetic, but she has never yelled at me so passionately. Tsk, honestly, what's so good about that curly hair? Even if you invite Benedy's so-and-so comber... um, butch... shit! What a stinky and long name! It's bigger than his face long!"
Deadpool's angry voice was not heard by the two of them.
After Jian Jia expressed her anger, Doctor Strange finally calmed down.
He said, "Actually, I just want to come over to see how your spiritual power is developing."
"What do you mean?"
Doctor Strange is of course unwilling to say what the sword in the stone entrusted.He lied casually without changing his face: "I guard the temple in New York, and of course I have to pay attention to the situation."
"Don't worry, I will take care of my own affairs."
He raised his eyebrows, expressing a little amusement at Jian Jia's attitude.
"Tough mouth, beware of disadvantages."
"That has nothing to do with you."
Jian Jia crossed her arms: "I want to rest, please go back."
"Get ready, after a while, I will take you to a training camp."
training camp?
She said blankly: "Do you know why my grandma can live until now?"
Before she could finish the remaining sentence "Because she never meddles in her own business", she was interrupted by Doctor Strange.
"Because her children and grandchildren will never disobey her wishes."
"..."
Jian Jia was suddenly dumbfounded.
Ah, I'm so angry, but I still have to control it and can't use bgm :)
……
Far across the ocean in London, England, my roommate Watson went out on a date with his girlfriend, while Sherlock stayed in the apartment as always.
His expression was thoughtful, and he repeated the scenes that happened during the day in his mind, and finally wrote down the details of the case.
at this time.
A new comment popped up on his site.
[Excuse me, how do I hate Doctor Strange? 】
Sherlock's fingers rested on the keyboard: "..."
I always feel that his website is getting more and more messed up by this guy.
A little sleepless by the matter of Doctor Strange, Jian Jia got up the next day and was almost late.
Fortunately, Bumblebee was able to take her there directly. Jian Jia put on her sunglasses, lay down in the driver's seat and slept for a while. After arriving at the police station, she realized that someone was waiting for her there.
"Hi, see you again."
Standing by the wall and watching some reports, Morgan, a member of the BAU team, put his arms around his shoulders. Hearing the sound, he turned his head and looked at Jian Jia with a smile. He praised without concealment: "It's getting more and more beautiful."
"You?" Jian Jia asked unexpectedly, "Uh, I'm not ready yet..."
"No, you're ready."
Morgan stepped forward, with a smile on his handsome and dark cheeks: "It can be seen from your expression."
Ah, the annoying profiler.
Jian Jia suddenly remembered that when she just graduated from the police station, she hated dealing with profilers and micro-expression psychologists for a while, because some people would unceremoniously point out whether she was lying.
Of course I'm not happy to be seen through.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have speculated on your thoughts." Morgan apologized.
"..."
really.
Jian Jia showed a polite smile: "Let's go."
Morgan smiled and made a gentlemanly motion to signal the lady to go first.He said that although it has been a year since we last met, this lady is still not good at hiding her expression.
You will have to exercise well in the future.
Jian Jia got into Morgan's car and barely spoke along the way.
While Morgan wasn't laying a trap on purpose, she was professionally able to pick out some hidden meanings in her words, so she'd better say as little as possible.
With Jian Jia's current performance, she would of course be considered to have the talent of a profiler. After all, she can almost every time keenly judge the emotions of the prisoners, and can accurately find their hiding places.
She understands that this opportunity is not easy to come by now.
Natasha's espionage work is over, returning to S.H.I.E.L.D. is inevitable. It doesn't make sense for her to stay in the police station. It's better to change places.
For Jian Jia, it is also a new challenge.
But she never shy away from a challenge.
The car stopped.
Morgan took Jian Jia into the police station.
This place is obviously different from the branch she stayed in. The room is smaller and the office space is limited, but at the same time, the equipment is much more complete.
As soon as she entered the door, she was baptized by the eyes of several people.
Jian Jia looked at them calmly.
"I think you already know my name, so just ignore the unnecessary process."
"You're right." A middle-aged man smiled, "Before that, we need to test your ability to see if you can adapt to life here."
"How to test?"
"Remember when you were an intern."
Jian Jia understood immediately.
During the internship, an official police officer took her with her, and recorded during the period to determine whether she was suitable to be a police officer.
"That--"
"Red."
"Red."
"Just Rhett."
"..."
Spencer Reid, who was following everyone to watch the fun just a moment ago, was betrayed by his teammates in an instant.
Rhett.
Jian Jia turned her head and looked at the well-known senior profiler and genius doctor standing at the desk with a book in her hand. The other party looked young, with brown curly hair slightly drooping, and a gentle and handsome face.He wore a knitted vest over a white shirt. His figure was thin and tall, and he looked like a high-achieving student who was innocently detained in the police station.
Jian Jia stretched out her hand with a smile: "Please take care of me in the future."
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