[Comprehensive] The whole world has its own bgm, except me!

night.

After Jian Jia listened to a few songs, her mind was harassed by some magical tunes.She yawned sleepily, turned off the computer, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Crash..."

The water from the shower poured down and landed on her smooth and fair skin.Jian Jia's skin was light pink, and her jet-black hair was coiled on top of her head, revealing her slender collarbone.

Jian Jia hummed.

"Tooth extraction

Dad, pull out your teeth, Dad, pull out your teeth..."

As she sang, she felt something was wrong.

What are you singing about?

Jian Jia stopped, a little dumbfounded.

She picked up the shampoo, heard the sound of splashing water, and unconsciously hummed again.

"come

Happy

anyway

A lot of time…”

No, wait.

Jian Jia was silent for a moment.

She was brainwashed, right?

But thinking about some videos I just watched, to be honest, it was quite interesting.

cough.

She shook her head, as if shaking those messy thoughts away.She squeezed some shampoo in the palm of her hand and kneaded it into white foam, but she began to diverge her thoughts.

If these strange songs are used on the enemy, what kind of effect will it have?

Jian Jia fell into strange contemplation.

Here, Jian Jia is still taking a shower.Something is gradually going wrong outside the door.

The man hiding in the darkness smeared some liquid on his body, and soon after he finished the application, he pulled his backpack away.

He didn't realize that his actions had already been discovered.

Deadpool sitting on the top of the building hugged his shoulders a little bored, watching a fool downstairs doing some tricks.With his excellent eyesight, he can clearly see through the hot women in the dimly lit tavern that they are actually mermaids. That guy who doesn't know what he is talking about is already dead.

Deadpool pulled out his gun and counted the bullets.

one two Three……

Three bullets.

He had to admit that he was indeed the poorest one in the Marvel Heroes series, otherwise how could he have to count even a trivial bullet.

But speaking of it, he never knew where Jian Jia was from, but he definitely didn't belong to Marvel.

There are too many messy characters in this world, some of whom even he can't tell who they are.

But Deadpool said that no matter how many worlds there are and how many protagonists, he is still the most popular.

Deadpool conquers the world!

While he was wandering, the strange man half-kneeled on the ground and opened the mouth of the backpack.He whistled strangely, as if guiding something, a group of colorful snakes slowly crawled out, spitting out bright red letters, the hissing sound was so clear in the darkness.

"Shit?"

Deadpool vomited: "Where did you find such an ugly thing?"

Trouble came to the door, Deadpool jumped down, and just shot him.There was only a "bang", and the man fell to the ground before he could resist.

"You monsters uglier than Wolverine, you really want me to spit out my last night's dinner."

Facing the brightly colored poisonous snakes, Deadpool acted as if he hadn't seen them.The one closest to him charged forward with its mouth wide open, but he stomped to death on the ground with a casual kick.

"Ah, I'm so sorry."

Deadpool covered his face in feigned surprise, and then trampled a few snakes to death.The gunshots just now caused the neighbors living in the apartment to lie on the windows in panic to see what was going on.The next second, they saw the snakes crawling all over the ground and Deadpool standing in the middle, and they couldn't help screaming.

"Damn! You scared me!"

Deadpool said that it is very troublesome to live with a group of ordinary people who are twittering and making a fuss. Sure enough, the little sweetheart in the neighbor who is not alarmed and the renter who sleeps like a pig are the most in his heart.

He drew out his long knife and was about to clean up the mess when a group of people drove over in the dark night.The familiar attire is obviously a gang that killed a group of minions on the other side because he didn't pay enough for the last mission.

Ah oh.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

His figure flashed past quickly, and dense bullets hit the wall and glass, causing piercing screams.

Should I save the neighbors first, or kill the group of guys who came to seek death first?

At this moment, only a roar was heard, and then, the rapid footsteps of "Boom, Boom, Boom" attracted them to look back.

That is--

Their eyes widened in shock.

The large yellow robot moved quickly and agilely. Amidst their bewildered eyes, they suddenly raised their hands, only to hear a clicking sound, and in the darkness, roaring bullets instantly attacked them!

This time, the roar of artillery fire was accompanied by screams, and Deadpool also became interested, walking easily between the bullets, and did not forget to make up a few knives.

"Hey bro, we met for the second time. What's your name?"

The robot was silent.

After taking a bath, Jian Jia suddenly heard many messy sounds in his mind, including intense and magnificent symphony, rock music, and electric guitar intertwined. The sound became louder and louder, almost covering the sound outside.

She was terribly disturbed, hurriedly washed the foam off her body, tied a bath towel and rushed out of the living room window.

Mint let out a terrified cry, and scurried onto the sofa.Outside, there was a roar of bullets accompanied by the sound of rattling, giant robots followed Deadpool in a unilateral massacre.

Jian Jia was surprised.

what happened? !

"Bang bang bang bang!"

The war was coming to an end, not far away, dozens of police cars drove over quickly.The large robot quickly noticed, and after killing the last few people, it quickly ran away and disappeared.

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and was about to catch up, but was surrounded by a group of policemen who got off the police car.

"Put down the gun and raise your hand!"

"It's really timely when it comes every time."

Facing the black muzzle of the gun, Deadpool shrugged his shoulders. The next second, he leaped into the air and disappeared quickly under the cover of dense branches.

"Damn it, the first team is chasing! The rest of the people are guarding the scene!"

As a half-witness and also as a police officer, Jian Jia had to hurry down to check the situation.

Soon, she discovered that the other party's goal was actually her.

"This tattoo..."

Jian Jia stood up and said, "I remembered. If I remember correctly, I broke up a drug deal with them a few months ago. I must have come to take revenge."

"The other wave of people, what's the matter with so many bullets? The man just now—"

Jian Jia said blankly: "I was taking a shower just now, I don't know anything."

She also wanted to know what was going on!

What the hell is going on with that big yellow guy?

"Boss, their identities have been found out!"

The attention of a group of police officers was drawn to another matter.

Those who died were not innocent. They were the notorious skinheads in this area. They had killed many passers-by over the years, and there were a lot of files about them.

Jian Jia breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there were no casualties in the apartment in this incident.However, Jian Jia didn't know where the neighbor Deadpool had gone.

Things went on and on until most of the night.

Jian Jia didn't sleep for a long time, and with the hot weather, she has lost her appetite recently, and her stomach started to ache again.She rubbed her temples and turned up irritably.

After a brief wash, Jian Jia yawned and stepped out of the door.

If it wasn't for the fact that the bloody traces on the grass hadn't been completely removed, and the bullet marks on the walls were still there, she almost thought last night was just a nightmare.

When she came to the garage, Jian Jia was suddenly a little surprised.

The original brand-new Chevrolet car had a few more bomb craters, and the potholes looked a bit ugly.This inexplicable injury left her scratching her head.

Strange, could it be that her car was hit by the battle last night?

How can it be?

She gasped in surprise, but there was a snare drum beating in her mind, as if she was extremely guilty and nervous.

Jian Jia froze in place.

The flustered music became more and more urgent.

Recalling the coincidental experience of being rescued several times, Jian Jia gradually had a terrible idea.

She felt that her head was probably broken, so she touched the headlights, as if she was talking to someone, and said cautiously: "Hey, you... you saved me."

As soon as her voice fell, the car remained quiet.

If she hadn't heard the suddenly raised music, Jian Jia would have laughed at herself as a fool.

"..."

"..."

"Aren't you going to say something?"

At this moment, the radio in the car made a buzzing sound, and then came the relaxed voice of the male anchor Meier on the New York radio every morning: "Good morning."

Jian Jia was stunned.

"first meet."

"I'm sorry, Jack, I kept it from you."

"Maybe you'll be surprised."

"Speaking of which, it's a long story."

Chevrolet's every sentence has a different voice, and Jian Jia can clearly distinguish that the words of these men and women are spliced ​​out of talk shows, soap operas, etc. on the radio.

It sounds weird.

Jian Jia's lips moved, and she didn't know what to say for a while.She was a little at a loss, and stammered: "You...you are a human, uh, no, a robot? A creature?"

Human beings are already too narrowly defined.

"car."

"people."

Still spliced ​​out of the sound.

"do not worry."

"It's just a normal car."

Jian Jia felt that the situation in front of her was beyond her cognition.

She showed a stiff yet polite smile: "So, what's your name?"

"BumBlebee (Bumblebee)."

This time, it was the voice of a certain literacy channel, as if patiently teaching Jian Jia how to read.

Bumblebee?

The name is very apt.

"Hi, hello, Bumblebee. My name is Jane Jia, you can call me Jane."

After the dry introduction, Jian Jia hesitated to sit in the car.The other party doesn't look like a simple Autobot, she can no longer treat the Bumblebee as an ordinary car.

Before she could think up her words, the car door opened automatically.

"..."

With one hand on the car door, Jian Jia lowered her voice and said, "Thank you for protecting me last night. If you don't mind, let's go and fix it first, the paint is all off."

The Hornet's headlights flicked on.

Jian Jia got into the car and had just fastened her seat belt. She didn't need to drive, only heard a swish, and the car sped out smoothly and quickly.

"Ooh!"

She wasn't used to the weird feeling yet, and the relaxed song of the band Thecar came out.Jian Jia knows this song, its name is "drive".

Accompanied by the soft and deep voice of the man, the car drove on the road.

"Who'sgonnatellyouwhenit'stoolate Who's gonna tell you it's getting late?

Who'sgonnate youthing saren'tso great

Who will tell you it's no big deal?

You't goon

Don't you stop indulging in endless imagination

thinking nothing 'swrong

everything is taken for granted

......"

What Bumblebee didn't know was that there was also a voice humming along in Jian Jia's mind, even more melodiously than the singer.

The wind blowing outside the window made Jian Jia's mind more and more clear.

Her mood is a little complicated.

How should I continue my life in the future?

……

After sending the bumblebee to the repair shop, Jian Jia lost the mind to go to work.It happened that her stomach was not feeling well either, so she took a day off to go to Fulian Building.

Well, I have to explain what happened yesterday, right?

Jian Jia was thinking about how to tell the truth along the way, but she didn't know that the Avengers were not surprised at all, they were just a little depressed.

God knows if the video mocking Hydra's dance will come back to them one day.

It's scary to think about it.

As soon as Jian Jia entered, Jarvis notified Tony Stark.

He changed his shirt.He stayed up late last night to deal with some small parts, and he was still a little sleepy. He was unshaven, and he brushed his messy hair casually, and his handsome face had a look of sleepiness that could not be concealed.

The little police officer is really energetic.

He passed through a door and saw Natasha and Jian Jia on the roof through the floor-to-ceiling windows. The two were talking about something.

Tony was about to go up to say hello.

Suddenly, Thor jumped down from nowhere, and saw a gust of wind passing by, blinding his eyes. Iron Man and Black Widow staggered back two steps unexpectedly, and finally stopped.

"Hey, I thought you were still sleeping, good morning. Wait, why is that police officer missing?"

"..."

The remaining two people looked at each other, and they all saw the horror in each other's eyes——

Disaster!road!yes!

Fog grass!

Jian Jia was scraped off! ! !

In an instant, the two figures rushed towards the edge of the roof with all their might!

the same moment.

Jian Jia hugged tightly with a strong arm, and the shield was embedded in the hard wall, and was held by the opponent, and the two of them hung in the air like this.

Under the building, there was a vast crowd of people, like a group of ants running past in a hurry.

Jian Jia was a little dizzy.

"call……"

She raised her head and looked at the man whose face was half covered by a mask.Those blue eyes stared at her, lips pursed tightly.

The American Empire anthem in her head was grand and loud.

Jian Jia was silent for a moment.

……so.

Didn't anyone she knew be normal?

Should I be called Steve from now on, or—

Captain America?

early morning.

The sun is just right.

Two similar figures were sitting on the highest roof of a certain teaching building.They were both wearing tightly wrapped red uniforms, and at first glance they thought they were the same person.

Deadpool's distressed voice sounded: "How should I reply her text message?"

On his mobile phone was a text message signed "Little Sweetheart".

[Should you explain to me what happened last night, Mr. Deadpool? 】

Neighbor Sweetheart is a cop, what a sweet burden.

Spider-Man beside him held his chin: "Listen to me, just be honest."

"What if she's going to send me to jail? I don't want to go in there with a bunch of starving fags. Ugh, it's a tough choice. But with that sweet face, I can't bear to say no Her handcuffs?"

Spider-Man thought of the few photos he took, and Jian Jia smiled gently and charmingly.

He nodded in agreement.

"So, you'd better go in and enjoy the pleasure of being fucked."

"Shit!"

The author has something to say:

Today is a good opportunity to pick a horse~

Jian Jia said: Are there any normal people around? (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

Sledgehammer: Huh?

Avengers: You scraped it off, thank you!