[Comprehensive] The whole world has its own bgm, except me!

Marx once said: A lie needs countless lies to be fulfilled, and human beings just don't learn from it.

Now, Jian Jia has tasted the consequences.

In this way, it means that the next morning, her parents will come to her residence with big bags and small bags, inspect her living environment, make friends, and even greet a son-in-law who does not exist at all.

Jian Jia just wanted to hug her head and cry.

"Jane, what happened?" Hearing Jian Jia's noise, several people who were grabbing red envelopes raised their heads one after another, showing concerned expressions.

Although grabbing red envelopes is fun, the mood of your partner is also very important.

"..."

Just as Jian Jia was about to speak, her expression changed suddenly, she patted her head, and ran all the way on her high heels: "Damn it, I have to go back!"

"Wait where are you going..."

"I'll explain it tomorrow!"

absolute!

Absolutely don't let her parents know that she lives in Fulian Building!

Jane's father and mother are used to staying in the flower planting house, and they have always been worried and guilty about Jian Jia's work as a police officer, for fear that she, a young woman, will have an accident abroad.If they knew that she dealt with these guys all day long, she might be so frightened that she would have a heart attack.

Thinking of this, Jian Jia became very anxious.She returned to the room, changed into a cotton T-shirt and jeans, put on a windbreaker, hurriedly packed all the things she wanted to bring, and finally thought about it, and decided to leave the mint in Fulian Building.

Right now, no problems can arise, and Mint has no choice but to be wronged for a few more days.

"Hey, I'll buy you dried fish in a few days." Jian Jia scratched its little chin soothingly.

"Meow QAQ"

late at night.

A yellow Chevrolet sped by, and finally stopped downstairs of the residents.The door was opened, and the woman in a camel-colored windbreaker was carrying a bag of things, said something to the car behind her, and the figure quickly disappeared into the building.The yellow Chevrolet was no different from usual, but it seemed to exude a melancholy aura, and it drove to the parking garage sleepily.

As soon as she got home, Jian Jia started to clean up, throwing away all the vegetables and fruits that had been in the refrigerator for several days, as well as some canned and convenient quick-frozen foods into the trash can.

After the room was cleaned briefly and there was nothing suspicious, Jian Jia slept for a while.After taking a shower and changing into new clothes, she hurried to the supermarket to buy some nutritious breakfasts such as fresh fruits and vegetables and whole wheat bread, and refilled the refrigerator.

In two hours, the flight is about to arrive at New York Airport.

Jian Jia was on the way to pick up the plane when her cell phone rang suddenly.

"Jane, you really don't need my help?" Tony Stark didn't know whether he hadn't slept all night or just woke up, his voice was slightly hoarse, and even his tone was lazy.

"The biggest help you can do to me is to never contact me recently."

Tony: "..."

A heart attack from the New Year.

Jian Jia and Hodge asked for a few days off, and then sent a text message to Nick Fury, saying that he could not participate in all recent activities.The only hope now is that no guy like Xing Yun will suddenly appear to find fault.

Jane's father and Jane's mother didn't know that they had been protected by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents for a long time. For the sake of safety, the security checks were checked over and over again. Even the passengers around them after they got off the plane were mixed with some agents. Standby.

When Jian Jia finally saw the two of them, she was dumbfounded by the large bags they were carrying.

"Jia Jia!"

"Why do you bring so many things..."

"Oh, we also forgot the weight. We thought we would lose a lot of things, but their service attitude is very good. They just told us not to be overweight next time."

Jian's mother smiled and told Jian Jia how friendly the people she met along the way were.

Jian Jia expressed the hope that it would be better for them never to know the truth.

"Hey, Jiajia, why didn't you turn the steering wheel when you turned the corner just now?" Father Jian looked surprised.

Jian Jia's smiling face suddenly froze: "...you read it wrong."

If they knew that the car they were sitting in could not only move on its own, but also be conscious and turn into a robot, the two elders would definitely faint on the spot.

The journey was finally safe and sound, and returned home.

There is no problem at home for the time being, and Jane’s mother can’t take time off. She helps Jian Jia fry eggs, sausages, and slices of bread. While complaining that the western breakfast is not enough to fill her stomach, she feels sorry for her daughter who eats these things every day. Said she was thin and haggard.

With ruddy complexions and full of energy, Jian Jia and Jian's father stared wide-eyed: "..."

"Ahhh!"

Jian's mother screamed, making Jian Jia tremble with fright.She rushed forward quickly, and saw Deadpool hanging upside down outside the window, like a large spider, lying on the glass to say hello.

"Hey sweetie, what are you doing?"

"This, this, this..." Jian's mother couldn't speak clearly.

Jian Jia lied decisively: "The cleaning staff of the housekeeping company are cleaning the glass."

"Then why is he dressed so strangely?"

"Nowadays some people just like to dress up like Spider-Man and work on aerials without thinking too much about it."

Deadpool watched them communicate in Chinese but couldn't understand, and asked blankly, "What are you talking about?"

With her back to her parents, Jian Jia had a sweet expression and a soft tone, but her words did not match her gentle temperament at all.

"Behind me are my parents. They are timid ordinary people. I told them that you are a cleaning staff. If you do something wrong—"

The following results fill in the blanks by themselves.

Deadpool's eyes lit up first, but when he heard his back go cold, he nodded reluctantly, aggrieved.

"I see."

Mr. Deadpool, the cleaner, wiped the glass very decently, even though the window was covered with his finger prints.Mother Jian spoke carefully behind her: "What are you talking about?"

"It's okay, he wished us a good mood today."

After Jian Jia continued to lie without changing her face, she quickly changed the subject: "By the way, if you don't have any plans these days, I'll take you around."

As soon as this was said, the two elders looked at each other tacitly, showing peaceful smiles.

"Jiajia, it's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. Have a meal with the son-in-law tonight?"

Jian Jia's heart tightened, and she coughed dryly.

"Hey, he's been busy recently. He's gone on a business trip. He won't be back for about a while."

"Jiajia, you have this expression every time you lie."

"..."

Who should help impersonate, Jian Jia's mind suddenly appeared a lot of faces.However, some of these people have a murderous spirit and they don't look like good people at first glance, some of them have a reputation for prostitution that has spread all over the world, some are not good at lying, and some are completely unstable... After thinking about it, A ridiculously handsome face appeared in his mind.Has the normal decent job, is handsome, tall, has a gentle personality, and is likable.

... At that moment, Jian Jiaru was enlightened, and suddenly realized why Superman became her fiancé inexplicably.

She had a bold guess.

Could it be that she in another parallel world asked Superman to help her pretend to be her boyfriend? !

In this way, things can be said to make sense.It's just that in order to avoid repeating the same mistakes, she will definitely not want Clark's help again, but now that riding a tiger is difficult, Jian Jia is a little hesitant for a while.

If not, you can only find——

At this moment, a melodious symphony suddenly sounded in Jian Jia's mind. The familiar music made her scream secretly, pointing to the refrigerator in a hurry and shouting: "Is that a cockroach?!"

"What? Cockroaches?"

"Ahhh, kill me!"

The two people's attention was immediately diverted to the other side of the refrigerator. They didn't see that someone was about to come out of the golden vortex two or three meters away, but was suddenly kicked by Jian Jia mercilessly.

After a muffled hum, the whirlpool suddenly disappeared.

"Hey, was there any sound just now?" Jane's mother turned around and asked with some doubts.

"Nothing. By the way, where are the cockroaches?"

"You read it wrong, there are no cockroaches. Oh, don't forget the business, then you can have dinner with your boyfriend tonight. It's not easy for your parents to come over. Only when you see someone taking care of you..."

"Okay, okay, I understand!"

Knowing that she couldn't avoid it, Jian Jia took a deep breath, and replied unrequitedly: "I'll send him a text message."

The author has something to say: Jian Jia: I can’t live this day (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

Who will you have dinner with? 23333

Cleaner deadpool: hit the street.

Doctor Strange who was kicked in a daze: hit the street.

Others: Wait to hit the street.