God said, be a Mary Sue

West asked me. "No." My face was paralyzed. "Do you want to hear how others see me?"

Naoshu with bulging cheeks nodded quickly before he could swallow the food in his mouth.

"Okay." I looked at him with admiration, "After eating, let me shout out 'I can definitely beat Kaguya Roku'" I looked at him heavily. "you can."

The simple student Naruki swallowed the rice ball in his mouth with a distorted expression, and then stood on the bench.Clenching fists with both hands, embracing the sunset: "I will definitely be able to defeat Kaguya Roku in the future!"

The whole tavern fell silent, and I drank water calmly.

The ninja at the table next to him came over and patted Nawaki on the head: "What a boy! Be ambitious! But don't overestimate yourself, even if you become a Jonin, Kaguya Roku can knock you out with one finger. Killed without anyone noticing." The man laughed, and then the whole tavern laughed too.

I suddenly have a feeling that the golden finger is too wide.

The man returned to his seat talking and laughing. "The only one who can compare with Kaguya Liuyi is that Uchiha Itachi!" the man said loudly, looking towards us.

I'm terrified... He Dehe Neng can be compared with the young master... I dryly dragged the Senshou Naoshu who was still delivering food to my mouth, out of the tavern and continued on my way.

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The world is so beautiful, but you are so... cruel.

I have met Itachi-kun who is haunted by Sasuke-kun.

Of course, the surrounding situation is not very suitable for a beautiful encounter.

I was walking in the forest and smelled a bloody smell.I turned my head and wanted to leave, but, as you know, the thousand-hand rope tree lacks a muscle.

So the innocent me was dragged to the scene of the crime like this, no, according to the provisions of my first criminal law, to be precise, it was the scene of the crime, because they were still committing crimes.

yes they are.

Did I tell you Itachi-kun is alone?

Shengshu and I stood on the outskirts of the village, looking at the heroic appearance of the two uncles inside.

Blood, blood, I looked paralyzed at the blood flowing to my feet.

□□Empty is form □Empty is form□Empty is form□Empty is form□Empty is form□Empty is form□Empty is form□Empty is form Listen to evil, don't see evil, don't speak evil, don't listen

I silently recited the scriptures of the screw head and the quotations of Uncle Kong in my heart.

Calm down!Blood what!In the past five years, have I seen less blood?

The strong nerves trained by the various wounded in the Infirmary finally worked.I stared blankly at the corpses all over the floor.

Senshou Naoshu looked at me and flattened his mouth: "It's really cold-blooded."

Brother, it's not that my sister is cold-blooded, but that my sister has no other expressions! ! !My sister is already stiff now. I didn’t call out because my sister’s self-esteem is organizing my sister. Do you want my sister to smile for you?Sister promises to give you a smile like a spring breeze!

I continue to be paralyzed.

Finally, after the two uncles killed all living humanoid creatures in the village.Turn your attention to me, us.

"who are you?"

First, the calm (do you believe it?) Mr. Itachi asked.

"I'm here to join Akatsuki." I raised my hands and said very sincerely. "May I ask Xiao to recruit people?"

Itachi-kun was very calm, "What's your name?"

"My name is Yan Xiaoliu." I replied immediately.

Itachi-kun gave me a scrutinizing look, and said: "My eyes are cloudy, my expression is numb, my limbs are uncoordinated, and I am too weak." Turned around and left.

"Ghost shark, let's go."

Ghost Shark raised his shark muscles: "It's too weak, little girl."

Me: ...Your sister!Don't you know that people can't be judged by their appearance!Don't be so blunt when you despise people! I also have self-esteem!

Although Itachi-san seems to look down on me very much, but as a good person, I decided to pass on the words of Master Zuo Er first.

Xiao Xiao... In short, I will find it.

"Hey! Wait! Your brother wants me to convey something to you!" I yelled.

Itachi paused and started walking again.

I rolled my eyes and continued to yell: "He said, let you remember that one day he will double the pain that his people have suffered on you!"

Immediately after the yelling, someone starts to gasp, your sister.Tsundere also has a degree.

A pair of feet suddenly appeared on the grass in front of me, and the humble man who was half-dead in fright raised his head immediately.

"You are from Yinnin Village." Itachi-kun said calmly.

Damn, elder brother and younger brother are of the same virtue!

I nod. "Then, what's your relationship with Otonin's Kaguya Roku?" Itachi asked.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Ah, that, if my understanding is correct... I am Kaguya Roku, and Yan Xiaoliu is my original name. Kaguya Roku was changed by Master Orochimaru."

Itachi nodded, understanding. "Who are you?" Itachi asked Rope Tree. "I am Yan Shengshu." Sheng Shu replied.

I have to say that although the rope tree has few tendons, it is not stupid.He knew that the surname of Qianshou could not be said casually now.So I just installed one at random.

But if Mao is Yan!Yan!My big surname!

I cast a vague glance at Shengshu, and said to Itachi, "My distant cousin has no brains."

"You're the only one out of your wits!" Sheng Shu immediately stepped up.

"Hui Yeliu, come with me." Itachi was obviously not interested in the quarrel between the two mentally retarded.Go straight away.

Yan Xiaoliu followed immediately.

Because Itachi-kun and their speed are a bit... slow.So I volunteered to dig a hole in a straight line, and the map was provided by Mr. Itachi.

In order not to be discovered, I have to fill the hole.Even so, the time was two days faster than scheduled.

Akatsuki's headquarters, inside a ruined temple.

All Akatsuki members, except Itachi and Kisame, have no missions, Hidan is offering sacrifices to the evil god, Scorpion is repairing the puppet, Jue is in the middle, Kakuto-kun is counting his relatives' money, Xiaonan is origami, Didara is pinching a clay bird.

"Ah! Lord Cthulhu! Accept my sacrifice!" Fei Duan pulled out his sword, bringing out a burst of blood.

Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the blood-splattered ground.

"En?" Fei Duan leaned forward curiously.

"Touch!" "Ah!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Everyone looked to Kakuzu to see what was going on.

A black-haired woman covered her head and screamed strangely, and Hiduan also covered her chin.

Then out of the hole at their feet came out...one, two, three.

Itachi straightened his collar gracefully and walked towards Payne's room.

In the room, "There is a message from Yinren that Kaguyaroku has defected." Payne said first.

"I know." Itachi said, "She's outside now, trying to join Akatsuki. She also brought a little boy with her."

Payne nodded: "Is she like the rumors?" Uchiha Itachi shook his head, expressing his disapproval: "It's too different from the rumored cruel and powerful, maybe it's very good at disguising. But I really can't see the aura of a strong man."

"Let her in."

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In order to ease my nervousness, I took a lollipop to see Payne.

It is said that Payne is still single.

It is said that Payne's heart has no place.

It is said that...

What a wild boy! ! !I am excited.

Ah, no, maybe middle age.

I sat cross-legged in front of Payne, "Hi, sir." I greeted.

Payne was taken aback, as if he had never seen anything like this before.

"You want to join Akatsuki." Mr. Payne asked.

"En!" I nodded, "I have nowhere to go."

"Ninja, Kaguya Six."

"Ah, yes."

"Why did you defect from Yinnin Village?"

"It's not me! Master Orochimaru swept me out!"

"……why."

"How did I know that it's none of my business that the boss went mad."

"Akatsuki has no quota, you can become a special member."

"No need!" I was very happy to take out the body of Master Orochimaru, ahh, the body.Put it flat on the ground, "I follow Master Orochimaru!" I said firmly. "Oshemaru-sama's body was acquired with great difficulty!"

Payne found himself slightly beginning to understand why Orochimaru had thrown her out.

"Okay, take off his ring, and you will be nothing in the future." Payne nodded when he saw A Fei outside the window.

"No!" I said resolutely, "Master Orochimaru is Kuchan! I am a non-staff member who follows you!"

Payne Mo...: "You brought a boy."

I waved my hand: "Leave him alone! If you want to take him, sir, take him in, or throw him away if you don't!"

Payne: "...how is his strength."

Me: "Alright."

Payne: "Then you can take him if you want, as long as you don't cause trouble."

Me: "Thank you!"

Go out, sunshine, sunshine.

"Touch" I was unsteady on my feet and stepped on the ditch.

Hearing the screams outside, Payne felt that the recent rumors were getting more and more unreliable.

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"A Fei finally has a descendant~" the masked man, Obitu-kun, rushed over.

I calmly turned the corner and went straight to where Mrs. Xie was.

"Mr. Scorpion, are you tired?" "Mr. Scorpion, would you like some water?" "Mr. Scorpion, would you like something to eat..." "Mr. Scorpion..."

Didala stared at Yan Xiaoliu childishly.

This woman is so annoying!Been pestering but that!But that doesn't matter!

Deidara said he was irritable.

"Mr. Scorpion, do you want me to help you..." I silently endured the pain stabbed on my back.