[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

It's not "It's raining, put away the quilt"!

Instead, "Hera is here, let's run away"!

Too bad it's too late...

Finally, when Hera VS Hermes and Zeus battled wits for the 54321st time, Hera narrowly won by one second and caught Zeus and Aegina, a pair of disheveled wild mandarin ducks, on the spot.

This picture is too exciting for people's senses, Zhenggong Hera said that she couldn't bear it!Is this feeling being staged in front of me?If the old lady doesn't show off her power, she really thinks that the old lady is a vase?In short, the Queen of God was very angry and the consequences were serious.

Immediately, the sun was covered by dark clouds, the wind howled, the river flooded, and the sand and stones flew away. The spoiled daughter of the river god had never seen such a doomsday scene. She was frightened and fainted in the arms of Kidney King Zeus on the spot.

Iris has never seen such a scene, like a Hollywood disaster blockbuster, okay?Aerys began to secretly look for opportunities to escape, okay, you are the main gods and you fight, and I, a small supporting role, should run first as a respect.

"Iris obeys orders, protect Aegina without any mistakes." In the blink of an eye, a mass of softness that had passed out passed into Iris's arms.

"Damn it, you're still protecting her!" Hera was furious, "A pair of adulterers|husband|prostitutes|wives! Die!" Hera, who broke out in the small universe, attacked regardless of enemy and me, killing The red-eyed girl doesn't have the noble and graceful appearance of a God Empress, but she is clearly a crazy beast.

Zeus your sister!The difference in divine power between this girl and the God Empress is more than the distance from Olympus to Tartaros. Do you think that my life is long or something? Throwing such a big hot potato over, Hera cannon fodder is not every minute what!What a borrowed knife to kill... This is working with a rope, my sister quit!My sister is going to quit her job, go home, get married and have a baby!Angry clothes.GIF

The above is the fun of thinking about it in my mind. Iris used the integrity of the Kidney King to guarantee that if he did this, he would not use the Queen of God to make moves, and Zeus would be the first to kill himself with lightning.So, Iris risked his life, fluttering little wings, dodging left and right, jumping up and down with the lump of meat in his arms, the feeling of being a human shield is so sour, and girl, you really should lose weight.

In terms of force, Iris has no advantage, but in terms of speed, Hera is definitely not an opponent.Seeing that the stinky bitch couldn't be hurt at all, Hera was very annoyed. "Aerys let go of the little bitch in your arms, this matter has nothing to do with you! Otherwise, don't blame the Empress for being rude to you!"

Conscience of heaven and earth, why is it me again who lay down the gun! !You think I'm willing to wade into this muddy water, but it's not your unscrupulous husband! !Aerys groaned inwardly.

#How to become a qualified sandwich biscuit get√#

#Zeus or Hera, that is the question#

"Sorry, Your Majesty the God Queen! The God King has orders first, so please forgive me for not being able to follow my orders." I didn't say sa (third tone), but Aerys could still tell whose name was written in the Pantheon.This is the same as Fang Ben'er's name, whose name is the decision.

"Very good, Iris, you are very brave!" Hera had a bloodthirsty sneer at the corner of her mouth, and a rolling thunderball with a piercing lightning chased Iris.

Now take the pill!How could Iris, who had been exhausted for a long time, be able to cope with this kind of full-bodied big move, and could only rely on perseverance to exhaust herself. "Help!" Seeing that the thunderball was about to burn his ass, the outside was burnt and the inside was tender and crispy, and the taste of chicken juice was dear~ Iris cried out for help in despair.

"Hera, you are so vicious!" At the critical moment, Zeus finally appeared to block the fatal blow.But this is just drizzle for Zeus. Hera's thunder and lightning were originally distributed from Zeus, which is undoubtedly a trick. "I originally wanted to share the supreme honor and status with you, but I didn't expect you to play with lightning as a lethal weapon. Hera, you let me down!"

Well, Zeus is going to beat the two.Aerys finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't use any more strength to start a perfect free fall.It would be too embarrassing to be the first god to fall to his death... But this is similar to bungee jumping, so maybe you can wear it back like this...

"Iris!"

Who is calling me?I'm so tired, I can't keep my eyes open...

Iris in the darkness only felt a "whoosh", and then fell into a warm embrace.It seems that Zeus didn't let him wear it back, but who saved him?Forget it, let's sleep first...

"Aerys, open your eyes quickly, God will not die easily!"

"Hermes, you are crying (￢_￢), I just fell asleep from exhaustion." Aerys gave a blank look at Hermes, who was pretending to be sad, why don't you become a movie star.

"Aerys, you're awake!!" Hermes instantly changed from a late|mother face to a surprise face, turning his face like a model of flipping a book.

"I won't go to the dog leash easily!" It's good to be a god, and the recovery ability is super fast, just like Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death. "Where's Aegina?" Iris jumped up in fright. If this aunt didn't take care of herself, she wouldn't have to live.

"She's very safe, but you deserve credit for escorting her. Little Yiyi, you're awesome!" Hermes said with a stern face and thumbs up.

That's necessary, my old life is almost on the line [Proud face! "By the way, who saved me?"

"Me, me!" Hermes was begging for praise all over his face, "Are you particularly handsome? Are you in love with me?"

"Pfft—" Aerys almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.It is worthy of being the seed of the king of kidneys, and the three sentences are inseparable from love. "You're an afterthought! Why didn't you step forward to take over Ai Gui's hot potato at the beginning, and now I'm here to claim credit for it." Routine routines are full of routines!Desperate for this insincere world.

"But this can't erase the fact that I saved you," said Hermes' young daughter-in-law, "I want to kiss and hug with love." Hermes tried his best to seek benefits for himself.

"Ha ha ←_←" Iris had a cold face, thinking that if you hadn't meddled in other people's business, the baby might have been reunited with her parents.

"You have changed, Aerys."

What, has it been seen?Iris felt a "thump" in his heart, "What, why did it change?" He was already so nervous that he stuttered.

"Changed your heart, you don't love me anymore." Hermes changed suddenly and became a little white flower who was abandoned by a heartless man.

"Shut up!" The frightened Iris really wanted to gag the mouth of this unruly bastard with a stinky sock, "Talking as if I once liked you?" Iris's eyes were about to roll to the sky.

"Iris, thanks to you today! I have a great reward!" Zeus came late with a kingly demeanor, if he could ignore the swollen eyes that were comparable to American treasures.

"Hey--"

Aerys sighed inaudibly, why is there no serious and reliable person in the Xishen world! !

"Tell me, which one do you like, Hermes or Apollo? It's up to you to choose." Zeus made a bold offer.

I have always heard of selling a girl, but seeing the one selling a son for the first time, Iris silently mourned for the two brothers and sisters for 3 minutes.He looked at Hermes, who had become a commodity, with infinite sympathy. In fact, neither you nor Apollo were picked up from the trash can.Ignoring Hermes' eagerness to try, Iris dripped sweat from his forehead, well, this is very Zeus.

"God King, Iris doesn't want anything, I just ask God King for one thing." Iris paused to make his expression more serious, "Next time, don't give this kind of task to Iris."

"not good."

"Why?" Iris didn't expect Zeus to reject him so quickly, and was a little confused.

"Iris did a good job, those who can do more work!" Zeus said innocently with a child's rascal tone.

Hermes, don't stop me and let me fight this old and disrespectful guy!In fact, Kidney King, you are avenging me for rejecting you in public, you black belly!You are a very sophisticated guy!It’s hard to get a little bit of trust and goodwill from Hera, not to mention the failure, this time I’m definitely hated by Sensen, I’m going to draw a circle and curse you! ! !

The Rainbow Goddess' suspense turned into a torrential rain, and Zeus howled at Hermes and Iris: "Little ones, go back to Olympus with me to collect the quilt!"

And in the bedroom of Hera, the queen of God on Mount Olympus, there came out the arrogant laughter of the trickster's plan...

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