[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

Iris has always hated scumbags, so when she saw Paris, she simply explained her purpose, turned around and led the way without taking another look.

What is the most beautiful man in mankind _(:з)∠)_ At first glance, he looks like a little boy who plays with women between his palm bones, and he is far from his cheap cousin-in-law.Thinking about it this way, Iris is even more disgusted with this person, wishing to stay as far away from this hot chicken as possible.In this way, Paris is a tragedy--

"My goddess, I can't walk anymore." Paris's heavy panting sounded like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered.

"As a man, you only have this little physical strength?" Iris looked at Paris's livid face with disdain, hum, a typical face of excessive lust, you deserve it!

"You don't seem to be very friendly to me. Why? I am recognized as the most beautiful man in the world. No woman can resist me." Speaking of this, Paris was revived with blood, and his whole body was shining with conceit. shine.

What a self-supporting death Fraggo expert_(:з)∠)_The Vulcan who has lowered the average value of Olympus can hang you, so where do you have confidence →_→ let alone the underworld The best monsters can't stay in seclusion for a long time. "Hupnos" is definitely the male god who fits her aesthetics the most so far. Thinking of this, Iris blushes with honey.

Every move of Iris did not escape Paris' squinting|squinting eyes, and the blushing at this time made him misunderstand that the goddess was moving for him. "Dear Iris~ Let's not judge who is the most beautiful goddess, how about we spend a beautiful day together?" Goddesses are reserved, as a man, he should take the initiative.

"Do you want to be hacked to death by Zeus and drag me? Go away!" This guy is crazy (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Iris whipped the rainbow whip in a rage.

"Tsundere Iris is so cute, I'm in love with you!"

"Shut up!" Iris, who couldn't bear it anymore, whipped down Paris completely shutting up.Say love in five seconds, there is no limit to how much this world can be _(:з)∠)_

Iris has a huge psychological shadow area, Paris has a limping broken leg, and the two return to the wedding, oh no, it is the beauty pageant scene. "Here, I brought them here, you guys go play with them yourself!" Aerys spotted a kick on the hollow of Paris's knee, finally let out the anger of being disgusted all the way, and felt relieved.

"Little Yiyi is so scary ╭(°A°`)╮" Seeing Iris so angry for the first time, Hermes hid behind Zeus half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"The goddess is also a woman, and there are always a few days in each month." Ares turned into a friend of women, and his attitude of a serious scholar is short of a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

"It is clear that there is no [beep——] life, endocrine disorder." Beauty God will not give up every opportunity to mock Iris.

"Hmph," Iris snorted coldly, "It's better than someone begging for [beep--] every day." Oh, the tiger treats me like a mouse if it doesn't show its power.

"Hmm!" Zeus quickly stepped forward to straighten the crooked building, "Paris, who do you think is the most beautiful goddess among Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena?"

"This..." Paris was also in trouble, not to mention the three of them, any goddess here is first-rate.Paris instantly forgot about his chaffy wife, fantasizing about changing the bed sheet every day.

"Don't choose if you want me to. Today is Thetis' wedding, shouldn't the bride be the most beautiful goddess?" Iris had an idea, she really didn't want to see war or death.As a goddess whose core is human beings, she certainly knows the importance of life to mortals. Why can gods control the fate of human beings at will?Iris didn't want to see Greece and Troy fight and kill because of a pair of sons and daughters, and she didn't want thousands of families to be torn apart because of this wife. She really understood the pain.

"Brides are the most beautiful. Can Thetis be a bride for the rest of her life? You're doing this for the benefit of your cousin!" The Goddess of Beauty was the first to be unwilling, so she stood up and confronted Iris again.

"I know that I am the most beautiful goddess, and there is no one more beautiful and powerful than me. You listen to me. I will give you power. Make you great. Make your name forever in the singer's mouth." Obviously Hera was not prepared to give in on this issue, and even offered generous terms as bait.

"Your wrist is strong, and your heart is noble; there are better things besides power and fame. If you will listen to me, I will give you wisdom and ability." Athena, who has always valued the depth of connotation Today is also exceptionally stubborn, not to be outdone to promise Paris.

"I don't need to tell you my beauty, because you can probably guess it. If you listen to me, I will give you the most beautiful woman among human women as a wife." What they said is not realistic, it is still a beauty or something Isn't it most in line with a man's appetite?Aphrodite blew Paris a kiss in front of her husband and lovers.

"Iris, what will you give me?" After hearing the promise of the three goddesses, the greedy Paris shamelessly rubbed against Iris.

Fog Grass! !How can such a person still have the face to live in this world? !Aerys felt like he was going to turn into a fire-breathing dragon any second. "How about sending you to the underworld to play for an unlimited time?" Aerys flashed out the whip in his hand and crackled.

"Iris, if your [beep——] life is not harmonious, you can come to me at any time, and I can give you the most extreme experience." Paris gave a thumbs-up.

"No one stop me! I'm going to find His Majesty Hades and kill this kid!" Iris (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Hades, who was far away in the underworld, sneezed: →_→Aerys is talking about me?

"Honorable Goddess Aphrodite, this golden apple belongs to you. You deserve to be the most beautiful goddess." Seeing that she could not benefit from Iris, Paris, who was thinking with her lower body, decided to choose Aphrodite. To be more precise, it was Helen Beauty.

Ruined……

With Paris' final decision, Aerys knew that the ten-year Trojan War was a foregone conclusion.Is this the established destiny?Aerys closed her eyes in pain. As a human living in a peaceful age, she really didn't want war to break out at all...

"Nonsense!" An abrupt voice echoed in the huge auditorium, "Iris is the most beautiful goddess!"

ha?Iris looked confused╭(°A°`)╮Who are you, a female warrior who dares to stand up and speak for herself?It seems a bit familiar...

"Persephone, Paris is the referee invited by Zeus, are you challenging Zeus' authority?" How could the title that he had so hard won be so easy for others, Beauty God used Zeus to suppress Chunshen sister paper.An insignificant little bean bun really dares to say, let’s talk about Iris, Aphrodite’s look of contempt from the king is not worth mentioning at all.

Oh--

Iris suddenly realized that it turned out to be Persephone, the goddess of spring, the daughter of Zeus whom he had rescued!No wonder it looks so familiar...

"It's not that you used Helen as a bait, is this what you call fairness..." Persephone weakened, "It doesn't matter, Iris is the most beautiful goddess in my opinion!" Spring Goddess jumped up Iris looked like a fan girl.

"Don't dare to be, dare not be..." Iris waved her hands again and again, she didn't want to be in the mess of "the most beautiful goddess".But in her heart, she was embarrassed: (p≧w≦q) Sister Chunshen, you are so honest, what are you talking about, hahahaha...

"Okay!" Zeus blew up a thunder that had the effect of a modern gavel, "Since Paris has awarded the golden apple, Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, deserves to be the most beautiful goddess."

In the end, Thetis' wedding turned into a beauty contest in which Aphrodite won the title of "Most Beautiful Goddess". a...

Ever since she became famous that time, Persephone never concealed her admiration for Aerys like a surging river.Every day, "Iris's sister is long, Iris's sister is short" yelling non-stop, as if she has become Iris's little follower_(:3J∠)_Iris thought about saving her life, as if there was nothing else between the two Communication...how did this little "dog skin plaster" get offended╭(°A°`)╮

"Your Highness Persephone, have you followed me to report to my mother every day?" Finally one day Iris collapsed, just imagine what kind of experience it is to be always surrounded by a 360-degree high-definition camera?Iris said that Alexander, although he is not an old driver who is afraid of violating the rules_(:3J∠)_

"It doesn't matter on the mother's side." Sister Chunshen didn't even raise her head, she imitated Iris's walking posture.

Iris: (￢_￢) Is Demeter, the daughter slave, really a real man?Speaking of sister paper, aren't all walking postures similar, can mine be so beautiful that it can bloom a flower?

"You and I have been together for half a month, go back and see your mother, otherwise she will be worried." Iris understood the reason and moved her with emotion.If Spring God's sister is not the daughter of Zeus and Demeter, the two main gods, Iris firmly believes that she would not have such patience.As the saying goes, hitting a "dog" depends on the owner →_→

"I've already made a promise with my mother, I won't go back to see her until I become the ideal version of me!" The always soft and cute Chunshen sister paper has a serious face and firm fist, "And my ideal type is Lord Aerys You!" Xiaochunshen's Star Eye shock wave biubiu launched!

Although the honey compliment made Iris unbelievable, but the effect is also leveraged (`) Iris, who was so happy, died in the center of sweet words_(:з)∠)_

If you can't get rid of it, you can only compromise.So in the days after coming in, Iris and Persephone went to eat, drink, sleep and take a bath together like conjoined twins, and they almost went to the toilet together Under the warm invitation, Iris was also forced to expand her vote circle to join some flower-picking club or some plant research interest group.Mom doesn't have to worry about me being single anymore, I'm in a couple every day, so easy!

It's just that in the dead of night, Iris is always brooding over the "ideal type" that Chunshen's sister said.Doesn't this word usually appear in the question of mate selection criteria... Then, why does Chunshen sister...

Think carefully! !

Iris instantly got goosebumps and started a joyous dance, and even those who don't usually raise their hairs regained their glory ╭(°A°`)╮

Could it be that Chunshen's sister was hit by an arrow... I won't be plotted against by that little bastard Eros, right_(:з)∠)_

The author has something to say: Although I want to change the CP of Hades in the original book, I really can’t bear the black Persephone~ so let’s write a cute girl paper, kekekeke~~

And a little digression: I watched the Chinese women's volleyball game today, the girls are really good!