[Entertainment circle] act too hastily
Chapter 64 61. The illegitimate child incident
Tokyo Disneyland is a very popular attraction, not only the Japanese themselves like to visit, but also tourists from abroad.Coupled with the fact that it was the weekend, the flow of people was even greater, not to mention the tour guides holding small flags running everywhere, and their ears were also filled with various languages. Zheng Bijiao heard a lot of Korean all the way along the way.
Zheng Bijiao didn’t know if anyone recognized him. He and Gun Gun bought a cartoon mask and put it on when he first entered Disney. At Gun Gun’s request, Zheng Bijiao even wore a pair of big Mickey Mouse ears. Male image, he hopes not to be recognized o(╯□╰)o
"Brother Bijiao, I want to eat this!" Gun Gun tugged at Zheng Bijiao's sleeve, looking up at him expectantly.
Then eat it!Zheng Bijiao looked in the direction of the little guy's finger, and it turned out to be ice cream. Japan is still quite cold this day. Normally, parents would not let their children eat ice cream. Finally knowing why this kid is Sen, he was a little hesitant, maybe because he knew about this thing This day is not suitable for eating!
"If you eat it, you may have a stomachache!" Zheng Bijiao didn't reject it outright, but first explained to him that there might be consequences if he did so. If he still insists on knowing the consequences, then it's his own business!He feels that the child should not be protected blindly, but should be allowed to experience and grow by himself.
"I also ate it in kindergarten, and my stomach didn't hurt~"
Kindergartens in Japan always carry out some perverted education. For example, here all the year round, no matter what the weather, children wear shorts to school. In winter, when there is snow, the legs can turn red from the cold!They even do some training from time to time, running in the snow with their upper body bare. They believe that patience is a kind of practice, and they can exercise children's self-control ability since childhood.
At first, Zheng Chuxuan really couldn't accept it, let alone running naked in the snowy day, she can't even walk with two legs exposed as an adult!But Japanese mothers don't take this seriously. She once asked Oda's mother, who has a good relationship, if the baby will get sick, won't she feel distressed?Oda's mother said that of course she would feel distressed, but the environment in Japan must let him adapt to it earlier. Although he will get sick at first, it will help improve his physical fitness and exercise his willpower.
Gun Gun spent the first year of kindergarten in winter, or the whole class was sick, Zheng Chuxuan didn't dare to tell his parents about it, and there would be no consequences.The sick Gun Gun is very annoying, very clingy to her, always moaning and moaning, Zheng Chuxuan often can't do anything at the end of the day, several times she is annoyed and wants to cry, but crying is of no use to her, No one can help her.Parents are in South Korea, so they can't come if they say so, which will cause family conflicts instead.Zheng Yunhao was even more unreliable, so he threw away the shopkeeper.
This kind of education is indeed poisonous, but the results are remarkable.From then on, no matter how cold the winter is, it will be fine, and even if you only wear a pair of long johns when you go out, you will not get sick. Every time he is dragged out to make a snowman, Zheng Chuxuan wraps herself into a ball and squats down Don't come down, but roll around, put a sweater on a autumn coat, run all over the ground...
Zheng Bi taught the flag to stand very well, but after all he was still a little worried. After buying the ice cream, he took Gun Gun and ran to a warm store, helped him take off the scarf and held it, and carefully instructed: "Eat slowly, if it is cold, eat it slowly." Don't eat it, my mother will feel bad if she is sick."
"Hmm! Thank you Bijiao~~"
Gun Gun took the ice cream with only one ball, and smiled very happily. He tentatively licked his pink and tender tongue, Fu Fu raised his head and showed a cute smile: "Sweet~~" Then he stood on tiptoe and raised the ice cream. Ice cream, "Brother Bijiao, let's eat together! My mother said that good things should be shared with people you like~~"
Oh my god!There was a "bang" of fireworks exploding in Zheng Bijiao's mind. Seeing the billowing, he, a straight man, wanted to cry a little bit!Suddenly I really want to get married and have a child like this!How happy it is to see him every day at home!
Just after licking that mouthful, the white ice cream got on the tip of the billowing delicate nose mischievously. Zheng Bijiao took out a piece of paper from his mother's bag, squatted down, and wiped the little guy clean, then childishly wiped the tip of the ice cream. After biting off the ice cream, he pushed the ice cream back to his mouth, "Okay, I've eaten it, and the rest can be eaten by yourself, brother's teeth are not good!"
The cute little tip of the ice cream was bitten off, and there was a moment of melancholy in the rolling, it felt as if the whole ice cream had been eaten...
Disney is very big. This weekend, Zheng Bijiao spent two days shopping in it with Roller, and bought a lot of things. The Disney in Tokyo is different from the one in the United States. After visiting three such stores in the United States, you don’t want to go to the fourth one, but Everything in Tokyo is different, so you can’t do without shopping!They were all kinds of toys and dolls, and Zheng Bijiao took Gun Gun to buy them all the way. It wasn't that Gun Gun was clamoring to buy them, but Zheng Bijiao insisted on buying them.To be honest, as a boy, Gun Gun is not interested in dolls, and the toys are exquisite but not very interesting. To him, it is not as interesting as playing model airplanes with Zheng Chuxuan, so he just looks at them.But Uncle Ye is just Uncle Ye, and he doesn't know Gun Gun's preferences, he just thinks that the child is too embarrassed to ask for it, and he thinks such a child is really too cute to make people hurt, so as long as Gun Gun stays in front of someone, he will buy them all. Buy buy, my uncle is very MAX!
When I got home at night, Zheng Chuxuan was naturally embarrassed, and said that he had spent the money and insisted on returning the money to him.
How can this work!The straight man Zheng Bijiao thought it was an insult!
"You look down on me, don't you? What is this for!" Pushing away the money Zheng Chuxuan handed over, Zheng Bijiao's face turned dark.
"I know brother, you are not short of money, but I really feel sorry for you like this." Zheng Chuxuan knows the price of Disney things. Just do it and take it, it's too much to buy!
Zheng Bijiao rolled his eyes and silently touched Gun Gun's little head, "What's wrong with you, you are my younger sister, and Yun Hao is my beloved junior, Gun Gun grew up so big that I never gave him the New Year's money, so I'm really sorry .Don’t think about those who have something or nothing, girls are not cute like this!”
After saying this, Zheng Bijiao bent down and waved his paw towards Gun Gun, "Brother is leaving, good night~~"
"Good night, brother Bijiao!" The little guy took Zheng Chuxuan's hand and sent him outside the door. Before leaving, he took the initiative to hug Zheng Bijiao's neck and slapped him on the cheek, leaving a little bit of saliva o(╯□╰)o
As a cleanliness patient, Zheng Bijiao hates this kind of slobbering behavior, but this time he didn't care, he touched the place where he was kissed, and carefully rubbed his chubby bun face Rubbing the tip of his little nose, "Remember to tell my brother when you go back to Korea after vacation, brother will take you to Lotte World, it's more fun than Disney~~"
"Really?" Gun Gun became excited again when he heard that there was a place more fun than Disney, and his big black eyes looked at Zheng Bijiao expectantly.
"Of course it's true. Have you ever lied to me? Lotte World has pirate ships and roller coasters...it's very exciting!" During the day, Zheng Bijiao took Gun Gun to play in Disney, and found that this kid was not very interested in amusement projects, maybe it was Disney's The rides are mild, so he thought maybe he would like excitement, and this temptation really did what he thought.
Pirate ship, roller coaster~~ I can't control my excitement just thinking about it, and I almost want to go back to Korea immediately!
In the end, Zheng Bijiao and Gungun Lagougou made an agreement that he would take him to Lotte World again when he returned to Korea during the holidays, and whoever repented would be a puppy!
Probably because he was tired after a day of shopping, Zheng Bijiao fell asleep on the bed after returning to the hotel, but was woken up by the ringing of the phone in the middle of the night.To be honest, after debuting for so many years, this kind of situation has not happened for a long time. Even the manager would not dare to harass people like this in the middle of the night. The dream was broken, and Zheng Bi was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. As soon as the phone was connected, he preemptively threatened: "You It's best to call when there is something urgent, otherwise your salary for next year will be deducted!"
The manager of the mythical six scumbags is not a vegetarian, let alone this is a real emergency!Immediately mercilessly slammed back: "You don't know what it is! Now the Internet is crazy, you took a little boy to play in Disney, and they all said it was your illegitimate child. You just say it's true or not , Did you make a girl's stomach bigger, and now she's looking for you?"
"On the Internet? What is it uploading?" Zheng Bijiao asked while turning on the computer, sounding not at all anxious, nor panicked by being exposed.
After working together for so many years, the agent knew it must be a misunderstanding with just one sentence, and he explained with relief: "A photographer in Japan sent two photos, and originally wanted to say that he met a heart-warming father and son in Disney. , By the way, praise the child for being good-looking, who would have thought that Shenchuang recognized the man in it as you. You didn’t see how well the photo was taken, you are gentle in the photo~~ Take a tissue to wipe the ice cream on the tip of the child’s nose Are you laughing so happily? Eating ice cream is the same, can’t one person buy one? Two people have to eat one, even I think it’s your illegitimate child, let alone Shenchuang!”
After the manager explained, Zheng Bijiao had already found these two photos on the Internet. Just as the manager said, the photos were really good. They should be above the standard. They should be taken with professional equipment, maybe a DSLR.After reading the photos, Zheng Bijiao saved them without any hassle, and then uploaded them to the phone to set them as the desktop and wallpaper of the phone. After doing all this, I feel much better~~
The author has something to say: Oh, it’s all routines, I guessed all of them right, I’m going bankrupt /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
Old Zheng, did you realize that your son already belongs to someone else?
Stuck here, still like it?
Zheng Bijiao didn’t know if anyone recognized him. He and Gun Gun bought a cartoon mask and put it on when he first entered Disney. At Gun Gun’s request, Zheng Bijiao even wore a pair of big Mickey Mouse ears. Male image, he hopes not to be recognized o(╯□╰)o
"Brother Bijiao, I want to eat this!" Gun Gun tugged at Zheng Bijiao's sleeve, looking up at him expectantly.
Then eat it!Zheng Bijiao looked in the direction of the little guy's finger, and it turned out to be ice cream. Japan is still quite cold this day. Normally, parents would not let their children eat ice cream. Finally knowing why this kid is Sen, he was a little hesitant, maybe because he knew about this thing This day is not suitable for eating!
"If you eat it, you may have a stomachache!" Zheng Bijiao didn't reject it outright, but first explained to him that there might be consequences if he did so. If he still insists on knowing the consequences, then it's his own business!He feels that the child should not be protected blindly, but should be allowed to experience and grow by himself.
"I also ate it in kindergarten, and my stomach didn't hurt~"
Kindergartens in Japan always carry out some perverted education. For example, here all the year round, no matter what the weather, children wear shorts to school. In winter, when there is snow, the legs can turn red from the cold!They even do some training from time to time, running in the snow with their upper body bare. They believe that patience is a kind of practice, and they can exercise children's self-control ability since childhood.
At first, Zheng Chuxuan really couldn't accept it, let alone running naked in the snowy day, she can't even walk with two legs exposed as an adult!But Japanese mothers don't take this seriously. She once asked Oda's mother, who has a good relationship, if the baby will get sick, won't she feel distressed?Oda's mother said that of course she would feel distressed, but the environment in Japan must let him adapt to it earlier. Although he will get sick at first, it will help improve his physical fitness and exercise his willpower.
Gun Gun spent the first year of kindergarten in winter, or the whole class was sick, Zheng Chuxuan didn't dare to tell his parents about it, and there would be no consequences.The sick Gun Gun is very annoying, very clingy to her, always moaning and moaning, Zheng Chuxuan often can't do anything at the end of the day, several times she is annoyed and wants to cry, but crying is of no use to her, No one can help her.Parents are in South Korea, so they can't come if they say so, which will cause family conflicts instead.Zheng Yunhao was even more unreliable, so he threw away the shopkeeper.
This kind of education is indeed poisonous, but the results are remarkable.From then on, no matter how cold the winter is, it will be fine, and even if you only wear a pair of long johns when you go out, you will not get sick. Every time he is dragged out to make a snowman, Zheng Chuxuan wraps herself into a ball and squats down Don't come down, but roll around, put a sweater on a autumn coat, run all over the ground...
Zheng Bi taught the flag to stand very well, but after all he was still a little worried. After buying the ice cream, he took Gun Gun and ran to a warm store, helped him take off the scarf and held it, and carefully instructed: "Eat slowly, if it is cold, eat it slowly." Don't eat it, my mother will feel bad if she is sick."
"Hmm! Thank you Bijiao~~"
Gun Gun took the ice cream with only one ball, and smiled very happily. He tentatively licked his pink and tender tongue, Fu Fu raised his head and showed a cute smile: "Sweet~~" Then he stood on tiptoe and raised the ice cream. Ice cream, "Brother Bijiao, let's eat together! My mother said that good things should be shared with people you like~~"
Oh my god!There was a "bang" of fireworks exploding in Zheng Bijiao's mind. Seeing the billowing, he, a straight man, wanted to cry a little bit!Suddenly I really want to get married and have a child like this!How happy it is to see him every day at home!
Just after licking that mouthful, the white ice cream got on the tip of the billowing delicate nose mischievously. Zheng Bijiao took out a piece of paper from his mother's bag, squatted down, and wiped the little guy clean, then childishly wiped the tip of the ice cream. After biting off the ice cream, he pushed the ice cream back to his mouth, "Okay, I've eaten it, and the rest can be eaten by yourself, brother's teeth are not good!"
The cute little tip of the ice cream was bitten off, and there was a moment of melancholy in the rolling, it felt as if the whole ice cream had been eaten...
Disney is very big. This weekend, Zheng Bijiao spent two days shopping in it with Roller, and bought a lot of things. The Disney in Tokyo is different from the one in the United States. After visiting three such stores in the United States, you don’t want to go to the fourth one, but Everything in Tokyo is different, so you can’t do without shopping!They were all kinds of toys and dolls, and Zheng Bijiao took Gun Gun to buy them all the way. It wasn't that Gun Gun was clamoring to buy them, but Zheng Bijiao insisted on buying them.To be honest, as a boy, Gun Gun is not interested in dolls, and the toys are exquisite but not very interesting. To him, it is not as interesting as playing model airplanes with Zheng Chuxuan, so he just looks at them.But Uncle Ye is just Uncle Ye, and he doesn't know Gun Gun's preferences, he just thinks that the child is too embarrassed to ask for it, and he thinks such a child is really too cute to make people hurt, so as long as Gun Gun stays in front of someone, he will buy them all. Buy buy, my uncle is very MAX!
When I got home at night, Zheng Chuxuan was naturally embarrassed, and said that he had spent the money and insisted on returning the money to him.
How can this work!The straight man Zheng Bijiao thought it was an insult!
"You look down on me, don't you? What is this for!" Pushing away the money Zheng Chuxuan handed over, Zheng Bijiao's face turned dark.
"I know brother, you are not short of money, but I really feel sorry for you like this." Zheng Chuxuan knows the price of Disney things. Just do it and take it, it's too much to buy!
Zheng Bijiao rolled his eyes and silently touched Gun Gun's little head, "What's wrong with you, you are my younger sister, and Yun Hao is my beloved junior, Gun Gun grew up so big that I never gave him the New Year's money, so I'm really sorry .Don’t think about those who have something or nothing, girls are not cute like this!”
After saying this, Zheng Bijiao bent down and waved his paw towards Gun Gun, "Brother is leaving, good night~~"
"Good night, brother Bijiao!" The little guy took Zheng Chuxuan's hand and sent him outside the door. Before leaving, he took the initiative to hug Zheng Bijiao's neck and slapped him on the cheek, leaving a little bit of saliva o(╯□╰)o
As a cleanliness patient, Zheng Bijiao hates this kind of slobbering behavior, but this time he didn't care, he touched the place where he was kissed, and carefully rubbed his chubby bun face Rubbing the tip of his little nose, "Remember to tell my brother when you go back to Korea after vacation, brother will take you to Lotte World, it's more fun than Disney~~"
"Really?" Gun Gun became excited again when he heard that there was a place more fun than Disney, and his big black eyes looked at Zheng Bijiao expectantly.
"Of course it's true. Have you ever lied to me? Lotte World has pirate ships and roller coasters...it's very exciting!" During the day, Zheng Bijiao took Gun Gun to play in Disney, and found that this kid was not very interested in amusement projects, maybe it was Disney's The rides are mild, so he thought maybe he would like excitement, and this temptation really did what he thought.
Pirate ship, roller coaster~~ I can't control my excitement just thinking about it, and I almost want to go back to Korea immediately!
In the end, Zheng Bijiao and Gungun Lagougou made an agreement that he would take him to Lotte World again when he returned to Korea during the holidays, and whoever repented would be a puppy!
Probably because he was tired after a day of shopping, Zheng Bijiao fell asleep on the bed after returning to the hotel, but was woken up by the ringing of the phone in the middle of the night.To be honest, after debuting for so many years, this kind of situation has not happened for a long time. Even the manager would not dare to harass people like this in the middle of the night. The dream was broken, and Zheng Bi was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. As soon as the phone was connected, he preemptively threatened: "You It's best to call when there is something urgent, otherwise your salary for next year will be deducted!"
The manager of the mythical six scumbags is not a vegetarian, let alone this is a real emergency!Immediately mercilessly slammed back: "You don't know what it is! Now the Internet is crazy, you took a little boy to play in Disney, and they all said it was your illegitimate child. You just say it's true or not , Did you make a girl's stomach bigger, and now she's looking for you?"
"On the Internet? What is it uploading?" Zheng Bijiao asked while turning on the computer, sounding not at all anxious, nor panicked by being exposed.
After working together for so many years, the agent knew it must be a misunderstanding with just one sentence, and he explained with relief: "A photographer in Japan sent two photos, and originally wanted to say that he met a heart-warming father and son in Disney. , By the way, praise the child for being good-looking, who would have thought that Shenchuang recognized the man in it as you. You didn’t see how well the photo was taken, you are gentle in the photo~~ Take a tissue to wipe the ice cream on the tip of the child’s nose Are you laughing so happily? Eating ice cream is the same, can’t one person buy one? Two people have to eat one, even I think it’s your illegitimate child, let alone Shenchuang!”
After the manager explained, Zheng Bijiao had already found these two photos on the Internet. Just as the manager said, the photos were really good. They should be above the standard. They should be taken with professional equipment, maybe a DSLR.After reading the photos, Zheng Bijiao saved them without any hassle, and then uploaded them to the phone to set them as the desktop and wallpaper of the phone. After doing all this, I feel much better~~
The author has something to say: Oh, it’s all routines, I guessed all of them right, I’m going bankrupt /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
Old Zheng, did you realize that your son already belongs to someone else?
Stuck here, still like it?
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