Anecdotes from Mountains and Seas

Yu Yuzhou was very calm. After all, he had lived for a long time. He hadn't seen any battles. Wasn't he just caught by the police once?What's the big deal.The strong light was shining directly on the face, which was not very pleasant.It's been hundreds of years, and it's not the first time that Yu Yuzhou has entered the bureau. In the past, the place was called Yamen, which was far more terrifying than it is now.

"I want to smoke." Yu Yuzhou crossed his legs and shook his feet, acting like a hooligan.The more urgent the more trouble, it's not really impossible for him to escape from here, why bother to mess up?

The little policeman in plain clothes handed over a cigarette, Yu Yuzhou was proud of Yuxi, and it seemed that his usual salary level was not bad. , hold back a little bit!" While speaking, he thoughtfully helped Yu Yuzhou light his cigarette.

This little policeman, Yu Yuzhou, knew each other once. He was the little policeman who stopped the car on their way to Nanjing.Yu Yuzhou was so impressed with him that he could recognize him in casual clothes at a glance today.

For this person, Yu Yuzhou felt that he would be useful sooner or later.Although this person is young, it can be seen that he should be such a trusted person around "Mr. Su", otherwise he would not be able to see him twice.Moreover, judging from his words and deeds, this person is not a bad person, not even a deep-minded person.

"Thank you, brother! I don't know, what's your last name, brother?" Yu Yuzhou said with a playful smile.Li Qing was right on this point, Yu Yuzhou is such a person, it really doesn't matter to anyone else when he gets rough.

The little policeman was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Yu Yuzhou to talk to him, "Miangui's surname is Zhao, Zhao Yunxiao."

Yu Yuzhou took a puff of cigarette unhurriedly, "A good name, a good name. I think Brother Zhao, you have a very good figure, have you ever been a soldier?"

Officer Zhao smiled embarrassedly, "Yes, the people around Mr. Su have all been soldiers."

Really, as Yu Yuzhou investigated, this old man of the Su family really came down from the battlefield.But why does he have to do this?

Yu Yuzhou wanted to say something more, but it was too late.An old man wearing a black Chinese tunic suit and black cloth shoes walked in, followed by four people who were very low-key and ordinary in appearance and demeanor. Although everything was ordinary, Yu Yuzhou could still tell that these four people They should all have undergone special training, and even killed people.These people are often not as handsome, strong, and dignified as they are in most TV dramas. After all, they are not models;

Yu Yuzhou also noticed that there were thick calluses on the tiger's mouth of these four people, which should have been left by guns for a long time.

The old man's majesty, even though he was dressed in a low-key manner, made people see his difference at a glance.

Yu Yuzhou secretly laughed in his heart, what about Su Yan, this fox is still old and treacherous, right?It's too ostentatious to be as suave as you, to attract attention wherever you go.

The old man had a serious face, walked in and looked at Yu Yuzhou first, seeing that Yu Yuzhou was just smiling, he was not angry, and just sat on the chair directly opposite Yu Yuzhou.Although his head is covered with white hair, his straight body doesn't look like an octogenarian at all.Officer Zhao whispered a few words in the old man's ear, and the old man nodded slightly, then waved his hand to let him go down.

This little habit is very similar to Su Yan.

All the extra people withdrew, leaving only Yu Yuzhou and Mr. Su in the room.

Yu Yuzhou thought for a while, or he should speak first, although Yu Yuzhou is actually much older than Mr. Su, too much, but at least he looks dozens of years younger than him, just by In this regard, it is not an exaggeration for him to "respect the old and love the young".

But before he could speak, old man Su had already said, "Hello, Yu Yuzhou, I am Su Yan's grandfather, and my name is Su Chicheng."

Yu Yuzhou knew that this old man had been in the battlefield all his life, and he was very arrogant in his bones, which was evident from Su Yan; the self-introduction was just what he thought was out of politeness.So he politely said, "Putting out the five mountains to cover Chicheng, Mr. Su is really a hero."

"Heroism is always inferior to the love of children, isn't it?"

Yu Yuzhou could tell that Old Master Su was talking about Su Yan, and this grandson probably made him worry a lot.Yu Yuzhou didn't know how to answer this question, but fortunately, Mr. Su didn't give him a chance to answer it.

"Mr. Yu, or rather, Yu Diance, how much do you know about our Su family?" Mr. Su's old eyes stared at Yu Yuzhou closely, and there was much more stability and sophistication in his eyes than that of young people.

Yu Yuzhou was startled.He originally thought that there were only a few people in this world who knew the existence of the Executive Division.Now it seems that the Su family is not simple!

Yu Yuzhou froze for a moment, the cigarette in his hand was almost burnt out, so he took two strong puffs, which was regarded as a rescue.

Seeing that Yu Yuzhou didn't intend to answer him, Mr. Su probably thought that he should be given some strong medicine in his heart. Of course, since they are all people in a civilized society, they always have to be courteous before fighting.

Mr. Su has the face of an old KMT—it’s not that there’s something wrong with him.” It seems that Yu Diance doesn’t want to say, is it because there are people who miss him at home, or something else? If it’s because there are people who miss him, Su Someone can bring them all together and treat them well."

Yu Yuzhou was amused, what do you think you're doing in "Gong Scheming"?Return my family and threaten me with one?It is estimated that this old man Su is just lying to him in general, and he doesn't know the origin of him. Just such a sentence of Yu Diance could have fooled him, but he was smart enough to talk about his family; The fishing boat is bigger than his grandfather, the grass on the family's grave is endlessly burned, and the spring breeze blows to give birth to batch after batch. He even threatened him with his family members, probably because of what a fortune teller once said. At the age of 130, there will be a catastrophe-the grave will be dug.

Yu Yuzhou put out the almost burnt cigarette in his hand on the table, pretending to be deep and said, "No, no."

As for why he spoke like this, Yu Yuzhou just found out that the Su family's speech was always half-literate and literary, and he deliberately imitated it.What people say what they see is taught by Lord Qianlong who went to the south of the Yangtze River, otherwise it would be useless to talk too much.

Mr. Su thought he was being tricked, and immediately became interested, "Oh? Why is that?"

Yu Yuzhou pondered for a while, "Ah...maybe it's because of love? Because I took a second look at you in the crowd?" Then he pretended to be enlightened in front of Mr. Su's livid face, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, it should be, Because I just met you!"

Yu Yuzhou had long heard that the country sent special personnel to recuperate the body of an influential figure like him, and now it seems that what he said is true.If it hadn't been for careful conditioning, the old man would have been so angry that his left hand was six and his right hand was seven.

Yu Yuzhou was simply trying to die.

"Bastard! How dare you make fun of our Su family! What good is it to you if you can't find him?! If something happens to him, even if it hurts half a vellus hair, you will definitely not be able to bear it!"

After a thunderous roar, old man Su went out with trembling hands.Hearing the sound, it was Police Officer Zhao who came into the room, and he helped Mr. Su out with a gentle face, just like the little eunuch in the palace before.Police officer Zhao sneaked a look back at Yu Yuzhou before he went out. His eyes were very complicated. Yu Yuzhou's brain was smooth and he couldn't analyze many things at the moment. He only knew one layer of it was, you kid touched the tiger's ass, you It's over.

Yu Yuzhou has lived together for so many years, and he was still on the emperor's side, so he naturally knows how to say something nicely.It is obvious that he provoked Mr. Su on purpose. Of course, he was not so bored as to retaliate, but he knew that people are most likely to speak unscrupulously when they are angry. When this is the case, what they say is often less pretentious and more able to see the problem. .

So what did he see?

First, the relationship between the grandparents and grandchildren of the Su family seems to be more than a simple relationship between grandparents and grandchildren.Generally speaking, if it is only out of love for the next generation, grandpa will often have a nickname for the child, and he does not shy away from calling him this in front of outsiders. Even the most hypocritical family, he has never seen grandpa. It's too much for his grandson to call him "he".This doesn't seem like love, but more like a taboo, a kind of respect.Second, what Yu Yuzhou is more concerned about at the moment is that although this old man Su is very domineering and wants to bring Su Yan home several times, he doesn't seem to have any bad ideas for him. Maybe it's just because of different positions, The heights are different, Mr. Su felt that it would be safer for Su Yan to go back with him.

In this case, Yu Yuzhou's heart fell to the ground.It would be fine if I could get rid of Su Yan, but if I couldn't save him, I would send him back to the Su family, maybe the supernatural Su family would have something to do.

How should I put it, I have found my natal family.It's just that I don't know if Su will blame him for angering his "grandpa" when he wakes up.

The door slammed, Police Officer Zhao came in, followed by two people, Yu Yuzhou with that face was immediately recognized, they were two of the four people who followed Mr. Su just now, It seems to be the two with thicker arms.

Officer Zhao's Kaba Kaba eyes, "I am also very helpless" written on his face, closed the door with his hand back, and looked at the two thugs, which meant that I closed the door, you can start.

Yu Yuzhou thought to himself, I should go too. If I don't go back for such a long time, he is afraid that Li Qingzhen will come to rescue him when he is happy. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?The most important thing is that Su Yan would be in danger in that case.

Those two men approached Yu Yuzhou aggressively.

"Hey, big brother, big brother! Speak up if you have something to say!" Yu Yuzhou pretended to struggle, "At least, before doing it, shouldn't you cooperate with a movement of rolling your arms and sleeves?"

The two burly men looked at each other, they were wearing black T-shirts, so they had to roll up their sleeves.

These two people looked like experts at first glance, and one of them lifted a quilt from the bed.Cover your head with a quilt, hit people without slapping your face, so we can meet each other in the future!More importantly, I was afraid that it would be difficult to explain if it was really broken, or it might be to prevent him from yelling and disturbing the people in the middle of the night.

Yu Yuzhou thought to himself, it’s okay, it’s okay, you are holding a quilt, if that pillow is scary, because there are only two possibilities, one is that these two people are perverts, and you want to give him a girly bubble punch , The second is to silence him with a pillow and shoot him down like in the TV series.

"I'm sorry." The one holding the quilt threw the quilt over Yu Yuzhou's head and said this at the same time.Yu Yuzhou almost burst out laughing—this big-bodied guy is actually a receiving voice, what a blessing!

With this distraction, something like an iron rod fell from the sky and hit Yu Yuzhou's back, which was quite painful. After thinking about it, Yu Yuzhou hadn't suffered such a beating for many years. Once, it seemed that he still had a bet with Nian Gengyao, and that guy actually won, so he couldn't help but give him a big beating.

"I won't play with you anymore, there are still people waiting for me to go back." Yu Yuzhou whispered under the quilt, and it is estimated that the two big guys would not hear him speak when they were fighting.I saw Yu Yuzhou's hands startled slightly, and the handcuffs on the other side of the table leg were broken from the middle, and the other half of the handcuffs was hanging on Yu Yuzhou's hand, and he moved very quickly, before the two people could react Come over, one person was hit on the head, not very heavy, it was right to humiliate and humiliate them to improve their memory - just these two blows, how can you still protect important officials?Be tender.

Originally, Yu Yuzhou also wanted to show Officer Zhao a visit. After all, there are only four people in the room, so there must be a flat bowl of water!Being biased is not good.Later, because the little policeman was kind-hearted and had never harmed him, he slammed on the brakes and withdrew his hand in front of Officer Zhao's head, only hitting him in the head.

A small punishment is a big commandment, a small punishment is a big commandment.

Then he jumped out of the window and fled. Before leaving, he didn't forget to take the mobile phone that was forcibly confiscated when he was just arrested.Huawei's new model, it is said that all bosses use this model, and it costs a lot of money.Then he put his left hand on the window frame and fled.

Why not the right hand?Because the right hand still wears half of the handcuffs!That thing is long-winded, if it is accidentally hooked, it will become the laughing stock of others.For Yu Diance, that would not work.

The remaining three people in the room who hadn't reacted were stunned.They actually saw that after the "fugitive" jumped out of the window, he didn't fall downwards, but got into the moon sky like a bird!

The author has something to say:

If Yu Yuzhou knew that the old man who almost gave him a stroke would be the legendary "mother's family" in the future, he probably wouldn't dare to be so unscrupulous ==