Anecdotes from Mountains and Seas

Hearing what the monk said, Yu Yuzhou, who was full of leisure while traveling in the mountains and rivers, finally couldn't sit still, and ran over, wishing he could pull the monk's collar and shake him like a pony, and ask him what happened thing.

"Master Bodhi, haven't you seen it?"

"No, I've been in Jiming Temple for so many years, and monks don't lie." The monk said seriously with a look of disdain.

Yu Yuzhou looked at the limited edition AJs on his feet, at first he thought it was funny, and then he thought it was scary.This seemingly strange combination is actually a common phenomenon in a temple, just like Yu Yuzhou has seen monks in the first temple with laptops in their hands many years ago.At that time, the economy was not so developed, not to mention laptops, and ordinary desktops were not so popular.Thinking about it this way, a well-behaved monk like Bodhi would make people feel strange, wouldn't it?

"Dream of Red Mansions" says that "the clean world is the same dislike". If there is such a noble and arrogant monk in a temple, I am afraid that he has already become the target of public criticism. How can it be possible that no one has noticed him?impossible.

There have been so many strange things recently, and Dian Ce couldn't help laughing.

Just in case, Yu Yuzhou asked a few other monks, but even the old pilgrims who often came to the temple to offer incense said that they had never seen such a person.

This is very strange, if it is said that the squid wants to deceive him alone, it is okay, but if it wants to deceive so many people in the temple, it is almost impossible.He is just a ferocious beast, but he failed to achieve the right result. Where did he come from such a great ability?

During lunch, Yu Yuzhou and the others randomly found a small restaurant nearby. Anyway, the three gentlemen can eat anything for a meal.Yu Yuzhou was not yet able to act quickly due to a slight concussion, and his hand holding the chopsticks was a little shaking, but Lao Jin intentionally or unintentionally ordered a salt-baked bean curd. Lose.

He didn't think much of it himself, but he was caught by the bluffing one after the other.The man was wearing a black gown and a pair of round black sunglasses. He was dressed like a charlatan. It has been like this since ancient times. Yu Yuzhou was tired of seeing it for hundreds of years, but they themselves still took the trouble to dress like this. , I don’t know why, but I feel that wearing it like this can deceive people.Are you taking everyone for fools?It's like wearing a beret and overalls as a reporter in a Republic of China movie. They are basically spies, which is very boring.

Yu Yuzhou saw the man walking towards him, so he took another look at him. Although he was dressed in an old-fashioned way, his actual age was only about thirty, and his breath was a little muddy, which should be because he had been in contact with heresy things too much. Well, he's not a good guy, but he hasn't done anything terribly wrong either.There should be no villains in the three generations of ancestors, and if the judgment is correct, they should all be somewhat educated.

It seems more interesting that way.Such a person has done such a deceitful and deceitful business. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

If Li Qing was Qinglong, he would naturally see that this person was a liar with malicious intentions. He put down his chopsticks and reached into his trouser pocket to get some money to send him away, but Yu Yuzhou stopped him by holding his wrist.

"Secretary Li, I think this master has something to say." Yu Yuzhou put on a respectful look.Li Qing was helpless, knowing that Yu Yuzhou was a skinny person, probably because he was injured and unable to move, and he was going to make fun of others, so he didn't bother to bother him.Lao Jin was very cooperative and moved a chair for the "Master", and even made a gesture of invitation.Anyway, being idle is boring, so it's better to add some fun to life.Especially Yu Yuzhou, who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, is used to watching life and death, if he doesn't look at it a little bit, he doesn't know how many times he hanged himself from the crooked neck tree in the backyard.

The master sat down and smiled kindly, "Brother, seeing that your seal is black, I'm afraid you've bumped into something unclean!"

He still spoke Henan dialect. Although it was not very standard, Yu Yuzhou could still understand it with his language talent.Before Yu Yuzhou answered, Lao Jin hurriedly replied, "Yes, my nephew has been like this since last month. He can't control his hands and feet and is trembling so tight!"

If he hadn't intentionally made fun of this fake Taoist priest, Yu Yuzhou would have given old Jin a thumbs-up if he would have fought back, and even taken advantage of him.In terms of seniority, Lao Jin would not exaggerate calling him his ancestor, but he actually said that he is his nephew.

It's just that there is no other way, so I had to intentionally make the hand holding the chopsticks shake more severely, and said to the fake Taoist with a bitter face, "Yes, yes, master, look at my hand, it's been like this since last month, go I’ve been to a lot of hospitals, and they’re all bad.”

Li Qing didn't want to argue with them, so he wiped his lips and wanted to leave, but was pushed down by Yu Yuzhou's tricks.His strength is so great that if the fake Taoist sees it, he will be scared to death.

Li Qing was absolutely unwilling to join forces with them, so he could only sit there and watch them hideously.

The fake Taoist saw that these people were going to the Tao, and they didn't look like they were in need of money. He immediately smiled, and was ready to do everything possible to get such a fortune. Take a look." As he spoke, he stretched out his hands to touch Yu Yuzhou's face, picking his nose and eyes, which made Lao Jin almost laugh out loud several times.

"Hey, brother, let me tell you, you are terrible, when you meet a kid from hell who comes to claim your life in Yangshou, it's so fierce!"

Seeing the fake Taoist pretending to be serious, Yu Yuzhou wanted to tease him even more, "Oh, it's so serious, master, what should I do?"

The fake Taoist smiled mysteriously, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you are lucky to have met me. In this way, if you contribute some money, I will help you send away the little devil who is taking his life. It is a good deed."

Yu Yuzhou thought it was funny.This man is fearless because he doesn't know.It stands to reason that this errand cannot casually shuttle between the yang, but it would be a different matter if someone always talked about him.Yu Yuzhou tried to summon the impermanent ghost with a little thought power from the fake Taoist priest, and the black impermanence silently appeared behind the man, with a black face and a face of reluctance.Yu Yuzhou was somewhat disappointed, he preferred to recruit Bai Wuchang, so that he could know whether Su Yan was dead or alive.

"That's really thanks to Master!" Yu Yuzhou used the chopsticks in his hand as a twister that he had played before, and quickly turned a few tricks between his fingers. Before the fake Taoist could understand what was going on, he pointed Looking behind him, he said, "Hey, master, you have to hurry up, or he won't be able to wait to claim my life."

The fake Taoist turned his head subconsciously, was frightened half to death by Hei Wuchang who was standing behind him, and fainted on the dining table without even having time to scream.

It was also the first time for Lao Jin to see Heiwuchang. The 1.9-meter tall man shivered with fright, and hurriedly acted like a bird to help his chest, "Oh, I'm here, it scared me to death."

Hei Wuchang glanced at him and said, "Do you think you are good looking!"

When Hei Wuchang said this, Yu Yuzhou found that these two guys were quite similar.

"Yu Diance, what do you want me to do?" Hei Wuchang asked as if he was an old friend, still pretending to be unfamiliar.

Yu Yuzhou gave Li Qing a compliment, and Li Qing immediately moved a chair over after receiving the message, and Hei Wuchang sat down too.Although the clothes are a bit out of place, but fortunately, today's society is culturally diverse, inclusive and open, and there are all kinds of clothes. Sitting next to the fake Taoist priest in Heiwuchang will not be so awkward.

But the fake Taoist probably never thought that Hei Wuchang, who he kept on his mind every day, was sitting beside him at this very moment.

Yu Yuzhou poured a cup of tea for Hei Wuchang, "Master Hei, didn't you ask this question knowingly? We gave such a large sum of money to let our little executive director do things, and now the right owner can't be found, so the one who gave the money is the master. Is there anything I need to discuss with you?"

Hei Wuchang murmured in his heart, "How can you invite the master here like this."

Yu Yuzhou said, "President Su probably also expected the matter of Jiming Temple? What should we do next? President Su didn't leave any words for us?"

Hei Wuchang gave Yu Yuzhou a blank look, "Boss Su didn't say anything, but Boss Su told me that you can solve any problems you encounter, just tell me to follow orders."

Yu Yuzhou felt heavy in his heart.This Su Yan was so uncertain about his life and death that he actually put his life in his own hands, which made Yu Yuzhou feel that riding a tiger was difficult.He has to take care of this matter, and he has to take care of it.

"Then Master Hei, can you check for me, this squid..."

"Oh, by the way, I'm here for this errand, you can go with me."

Hei Wuchang has always had such a dark face since the first time they met, except for Su Yan, no one has given him face.Yu Yuzhou was no stranger to it, and called the owner of the restaurant and pointed to the fake Taoist priest lying on the table, "He will give you the money." Then he followed Hei Wuchang and left.

Fortunately, it is an ordinary restaurant with home-cooked food. When the fake Taoist priest wakes up, it will be a lesson to lose some money.If it's a big hotel, I'm afraid that wretched little man will really have trouble thinking about it when he wakes up.

Hei Wuchang walked extremely fast, and Yu Yuzhou trotted up the mountain after he was still in good health.

The beauty of Jiming Temple lies more or less in its nine twists and turns. Along the back of the mountain temple is a place that is not very accessible, directly connected to the Xuanwu Lake Park next to it.Hei Wuchang went straight to that and flew down, without thinking about Yu Yuzhou's current physical condition, and Li Qing and Lao Jin had to work together to send him down.

There is a small puddle below, which seems to be connected with Xuanwu Lake. It should be the end of the water system, but it extends too far, the water system is not flowing smoothly, and it is almost stagnant.

After Yu Yuzhou got down, the sky became a little dark, and vaguely, in the dim light of dusk, one could see an incomplete soul floating on the water.

It was the squid.He actually died.

Hei Wuchang took out a chain from his cuff, and put it on the soul of the squid, "Okay, come with me."

Yu Yuzhou hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and wanted to ask him something, but was laughed at by Hei Wuchang, "His soul is not complete. Even if he still has the memory of his life, I am afraid he can't explain why. But that thing I can hand it over to you for research." He pointed to the carcass of the squid soaked in the water.

Fortunately, the real body is a fish, even though it is a bit ugly, if it were a human being, it would be a case of murder and throwing the corpse in the pond. Yu Yuzhou really didn't have the guts to tamper with the corpse blatantly.

Hei Wuchang disappeared with a "poof" of his soul.

For convenience, Yu Yuzhou removed the bandage on his arm, and picked up a small wooden stick to poke the carcass of the squid.

"Mr. Yu, if you're not full, I'll be the host. Let's rub it. There's no need for you... to drool over that stinky fish, right?" The nose stands far away.

Yu Yuzhou readily agreed, "Then it's settled, Lao Jin is your treat tonight, and I really want to eat grilled fish." He picked out a piece of silver thread from the carcass of the squid, "However, You have to put this on first."

The author has something to say:

Straightening the words of the vertigo code, my mother said that I had hit the devil.Indeed, on the day of Hungry Ghost Festival, the dog at home barked so much that I didn't sleep.Why.It's much better now!