[Comprehensive] Every time you jump off a cliff, a new copy will be triggered

Morinoi Hibiki adjusted his expression for a long time before finally changing into a cold and serious look. He clenched his right hand into a fist and coughed on his lips, announcing loudly in the temporary outdoor open-air classroom:

"The first Chunin exam, start now!"

As for why it is outdoors... This is a story full of tears.

The room 301 was originally scheduled for the first exam, but due to the sudden influx of a large number of candidates, that classroom really couldn’t hold so many people, and there was no classroom that could accommodate so many people at once, so we had to Temporarily build an open air.

But because they were notified to gather in Room 301 early in the morning, after all the candidates gathered in the crowded Room 301, they were all taken to the playground because they couldn't sit down at all.

Before this, the examinee of Aonin Ninja originally wanted to pretend to be forceful, but he didn't expect that after he verbally provoked the wooden barrel on the head of the burly Inugami, he was locked in a hood by Yoichi and attacked for a long time before finally being able to Come out, and show a more pretentious smile: "Pull it down, to be honest with you, I don't have to worry about it now. I didn't have to brush it hundreds of years ago." It attracted most of the eyes for a while, and even the people who found fault slowed down.

Yibixi, who was successfully preempted from the pretentious spot, could only enter the venue after the commotional crowd had completely quieted down.After glancing at the candidates, he found a serious problem:

I can't sit down, hey, where are there so many people in Yigu!

"Okay, here is the test site." Arriving at the temporary open-air test room on the playground, Yibixi felt extremely tired. He looked indifferently at the strangely-shaped test takers who couldn't be completely separated no matter how the seats were arranged. Finally decided to ignore this group of people.

But it turns out that Yibixi is still too tender.

He originally thought that the toxicity of this group of people would evaporate before the exam, but...

After the exam started, this group of people/monsters began to seriously volatilize their toxicity :)

Gui Shihei frowned and knocked on the table impatiently.

The puppet master closed his eyes and was resting. The huge puppet on his back turned his head from time to time, and occasionally made a face with Ye Yi who was sitting behind her and tugged at each other's hair.

Inugami turned his headgear around so that his eye holes turned to the back of his head, and he folded his arms around his chest and snored loudly.

Datengu sat next to Yeyi, humming an out-of-tune tune while playing the fan lightly, occasionally scribbling on the paper.

Gu Huo Niao raised the face in front of her bamboo hat and fanned the wind with her hands in boredom.

While adjusting his scarf so that others would not notice that he has no neck, Shouwu moved his head in a small range. If there is no accident, he probably started to make his head jump in place again.

Brother Tiaotiao's saliva wet the entire examination paper. He wiped his face with his sleeve and shook the water on the paper. After the negative answer, he seemed to have not woken up after a while before he let out a dull oh, turned the paper over and continued to sleep on the bed.

Ibixi: ...

Get out, please!You didn't intend to answer the question at all!

The only ones who are serious and answer the questions by themselves are the serious-looking Xuenv, Yingcao, Peach Blossom Demon, Two Girls, and Yeyi.

however…

Seeing the other party's answer after Jing Yezhi turned to Xue Nu, he suddenly had the idea of ​​vomiting blood:

[I want to eat some hot night after the exam, let's go eat tempura, okay? I want to sit next to you and drink strawberry milk tea, Hongye, send me a message, let Otengu fan harder, I think I'm about to melt the couple and wait to buy a new one]

I stopped here, and I guess I haven't finished writing yet.

Ino, crazy dance + collapse.

Are you people poisonous?

While she was in Xuenv's body in a daze, she found that the strange people around her turned their heads to look at her.

This even gave her a feeling of being discovered for an instant.

Not so good.

After she returned to her body, Xue Nu rubbed her eyes and turned to look at her.At the moment when the eyes of the two met, it was obviously a pair of ordinary eyes, but for some reason, she seemed to see a series of bullet screens flashing across the eyes——

【Hit you when the time comes】

Ino: Scared.

After Ino, Sasuke opened his Sharingan to copy Xia Yeyi's fast writing action. From the beginning of writing to the end of writing, he didn't pay attention to his own paper. One glance at the paper full of writing... Mom, is this an obsessive-compulsive disorder? Why is she just copying the questions! ! !

Such a scene that made people not even bother to complain continued until the tenth key question.But when Yibixi couldn't wake up the brother Tiaotiao who was too deep in sleep and was still unable to start the topic, the younger brother Tiaotiao who was sitting not far away finally couldn't bear it anymore and stood up, kicking his brother's stool over with a flying kick.And under the threat of the other party's bewildered "Who is it? Be careful, my backhand is a coffin": "Brother, at least listen carefully to what the examiner's tenth question is, otherwise it will be too disrespectful to the other party." .”

Yibixi: ...No, you're mistaken. I haven't felt respected at all so far.

And after the test questions were announced, he originally thought that the wandering ninjas who didn't answer the farts would probably start to leave, but he didn't expect...

This group of psychopaths suddenly started singing and dancing from the silent state just now, spreading the virus outward_(:з)∠)_

They started to pat the table neatly and orderly, very rhythmically.Keeping the frequency of thump, thud, thump, thud, the first dancer appeared!

The puppeteer stood up the moment he remembered the sound of slapping the table in the third round, but he didn't leave the examination room as Yibixi thought.

Accompanied by the extremely rhythmic drumbeat, she began to squat up and down at a small frequency, and said in a flat voice: "Squat the puppet, squat the puppet, squat the puppet, and the snow girl squats after the puppet squats."

The other girl who was named, who was also expressionless, probably was Xuenv, stopped patting the table and repeated the action of the puppeteer just now: "Snowy girl squatting, Xuenv squatting, Xuenv squatting after squatting on red leaves."

"Hongye squatting, Hongye squatting, Hongye squatting at night."

"Night squatting, night squatting, and night squatting after Inugami squatting."

However, no one followed.

Inugami's eye holes are still on the back of his head, but he no longer snores.When everyone suddenly cheered loudly to shake Inugami awake and tell him what happened, he angrily straightened the modified wooden barrel on his head and shouted: "Hey, that little bastard who called my name just now! " and the like.

People who eat melons: a look of ignorance.jpg

Yibixi (covering her heart in pain): ...my quick-acting heart-rescuing pill.

After Inugami finished ten push-ups with one hand and geared up to start the next round of monster squats, Yibixi weakly raised one hand: "Okay... you've passed the test... you're all here to wait, take charge of the first round." The examiner for the second exam will come soon... I feel a little uncomfortable, so I left first."

After Yibixi left, Ye Yi stood up quickly: "Anyway, it's boring to wait like this, everyone, please tell us your names and let's play together." He said his name first.

Although he hesitated, he was not completely unresponsive.For example, Class [-], which I have known for a long time, has already played happily with the friends, and has joined some other friends one after another.but! !When a person named Yaoshidou also announced his name with a smile... Everyone was keenly aware that the atmosphere on the field changed instantly!

"Snow Girl Squat Snow Girl Squat Snow Girl Squat Finish Pharmacist Squat." Double the speed.

"The pharmacist squatted, the pharmacist squatted, the pharmacist squatted and the big tengu squatted."

"Ootengu squat Ootengu squat Ootengu squat play pharmacist squat." Double speed.

"...Medicine, pharmacist squatting, pharmacist squatting, pharmacist squatting, playing night squatting."

"Squat at night, squat at night, squat at night, finish pharmacist squat." Triple speed.

As a result, the others once again became the confused faces of the melon-eating crowd.

Hinata asked Kiba what happened quietly, and Kiba shook his head with a dull expression, expressing that he didn't understand.

Yao Shidou, who was besieged maliciously by the group until he didn't know how many times he did push-ups, finally raised the white flag: "Really... I won't do such an obvious exclusion..." His sweat dripped from the corner of his forehead, and he wiped it with some reluctance. Wiping his eyes: "Ye Yisang, is this really okay, I want to play with you too."

"Hmph." She shook her head arrogantly and threw her ponytail on the other person's face. "I only play with young and energetic children. After all, I will always be 14 years old!"

"...No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, your age is only 14 years old, and such a statement can easily make you misunderstand that you are 14 years old."

So when Mitarai Red Bean came over, what he saw was such a harmonious appearance of the universe.Just now Ya was fined to bark like a dog because he didn't respond in time, and he was grinning and saying that this time he must let Yatengu bark like a crow.

Red Dou: ...Huh?This is not the same as I thought.

She suddenly understood Yibixi who was clutching his stomach with a pale face just now, as if he was going to buy stomach medicine.

"That's the end of the game!" She assumed the attitude of an examiner, standing on a tree and looking down at the candidates of Heysen who were playing: "The second exam will start in three days, as for where to gather, let me go Ask your leader Jonin!" After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, but...

She found that her feet seemed to grow on the ground_(:з)∠)_

"I'm sorry, Examiner-san, I have no other meaning but just want to ask." Ye Yi put up a loudspeaker with his hands on his lips: "What should we do for those of us who don't lead a Jonin team? Where can we gather? "

Hong Dou calmly pulled twice and didn't break free?She pretended to be calm, and replied with a cold face: "For a special situation like yours this year, go ask the examiner in the first round."

"Okay, I understand." She gave Hongdou a thumbs-up: "Selling skills are good teammates!"

So when Yibixi finished buying stomach medicine and was about to go home, he saw a huge wave of strange-shaped things. After Ye Yi, the leader, looked around and met his eyes, he said "I saw it and grabbed him!" Shouting, he didn't even have time to have any ominous premonition, he turned and ran away almost subconsciously!

There is no reason, just a simple feeling that something bad will happen if caught.

If you don't do it well, you will infect yourself with toxicity.

Yet getting caught is almost a matter of reason.When he was covered in a transparent cover, he didn't even make the symbolic breakthrough, and looked at the panting Ye with his hands on his knees, panting with a serious face.

"Really, really..." He wheezed... "You, what are you running for..."

Yibixi: "..." To be honest, I also want to know why I ran away subconsciously.

But these words obviously cannot be uttered, so he continued to pretend that nothing happened and looked at Ye Yi seriously: "What can you do with me."

"Oh, it's really nothing important." She replied: "The examiner in the second round said that for special elements like us who didn't lead a team of ninja, just come to the examiner in the previous round to get the exam information. La."

Yibixi: "..." Red Dou, you wait!

The author has something to say:

The protagonists who eat melons all the time

During the exam, I suddenly played monster squat, I guess Yibixi's whole body collapsed

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