[Comprehensive] Every time you jump off a cliff, a new copy will be triggered

Yueyong Yeyi, female, doesn't know how to define age, so she keeps it as a secret and declares that she is 14 years old.

After a quick look at the years I have lived, although I have not had any great achievements that are worthy of praise, I can calmly praise myself for being able to go to the hall, go to the kitchen, climb the fence, afford a new house, and fight monsters. beat rogues...

But no one told her how to handle such a situation.

Her smile was still on her face, and the two sparkling points in Youluo's eyes in front of her were like the brightest stars in the present night sky.

She cleared her throat, and put on a score of seniors:

"Well, how should I answer this kind of question? After all, I haven't seen him marry a wife, and I can't say anything that slanders Master..."

"Oh, oh, oh!!!" She stepped directly into the door, her brows were frowned, her eyes were more focused, and the stars were shining like a two-kilowatt Yuba, making people blinded, "So! This is real Could it be that the wife that Mr. Abe married is just a deception?" Suddenly, her eyes widened: "!!! Could it be that the wife he married is you!"

Ye Yi: ...When you don't know what expression to put on, all you have to do is smile, right?

:)

She supported her forehead with one hand, and leaned on the wall with the other. In the end, she had a terrible headache and waved: "Come, come, Yuluo, come in and I'll show you a baby."

I didn't sleep all night, I can only be thankful that the next day is a rest day and I don't have to go to class, otherwise it would be really bad.

Ye Yi felt very strange after consulting related books. Even if he could not be said to be a peerless genius in the past, he still dared to say that he was eye-catching for a while.But all the materials came to an abrupt end after Seimei assigned him to be a guard in the town. Whether he died in battle with the monster or disappeared out of thin air, there was no word to describe what happened after that.

But it wasn't like that at all. I was not convinced by this decision at the time, and after leaving a couple of partners to guard it, I went back to Qingming's house overnight to ask for an explanation—by the way, I also attended a banquet held by Mr. Turned over a noble young man who tried to discuss with himself the great harmony of the universe under the beautiful moonlight.

——Even if the final achievements are not written down!The havoc at Qingming's house was not written!But at this time, she was chasing down monsters along the way, and even made two troubles with monsters, took Feitouman and Baifenpo away, and made a contract with the two girls.

These are all positive stories!Why didn't you even mention it!

Originally, being ignored by history was not a big deal at all, but the more she looked at it, the more she felt that someone was covering it up, and specifically erased everything about herself after the city in the town.After talking with Yuluo all night, she became more determined in her mind.

It is because some people only hope that "Ye Ji of Heian Jing" will be handed down to future generations, not "Yueyong Yeyi".

She frowned, and tapped her hands lightly on the small wooden table.

Perhaps aware of her emotions, Yuluo took Yeyi's hand lightly: "Maybe I didn't pay attention and missed something—I'll go back and check for you when I have a chance."

"No, I don't think it's that simple." She shook her head, feeling that she really couldn't understand the meaning of such a move: "What is the difference between Yeji from Heianjing and Yueyong Yeyi that can't be handed down?" Well... I don't understand. Although most people hope that their most beautiful and legendary deeds will be passed down to the world, but when I write a biography..."

It's already dead!There is absolutely no chance or time to tell the recorder "Please don't write me down and let me live in people's hearts forever".

And he is dead, no matter how his descendants evaluate him.I just don't like to discuss the great harmony of the universe with those pretentious nobles, but I just like to show my face in public, so you don't care!

Thinking about it, her little friends are not the kind of people who care about fame. To prove this, one of them even changed his name to "Tianshan Green Pepper Fish"

……

If you read it three times in the middle of the night, you will feel very hungry.

"Yiyi..."

"Oh, don't worry about me." Seeing the worried faces in front of you, she stretched out her hand and gently tapped her knit brows: "I just can't figure out who is so boring, stretching out his hands so long that even All kinds of things have to be taken care of.”

"That! How will that affect you?"

She looked at the other party frowning eagerly and suddenly smiled, and poked her forehead forcefully:

"Don't worry, don't worry, if there is really any impact, I won't sit here and secretly scold that person in my heart because he is full - it doesn't affect, it just makes me feel a bit suffocated. After all, probably no one wants to Let yourself be alive and disappear in all the books."

She glanced at the already pale eastern sky, guessing that today she can only sleep during the day, she smiled and patted Youluo on the shoulder: "From now on, we will live next to each other, let me introduce my friends to you—quickly Come out and meet the girl I hooked up with! She is a beautiful little sister!"

With a pop, the originally empty room suddenly became very crowded.Looking horizontally at the ridge and at the side of the peak, monsters of different heights and distances formed a circle in a very orderly manner, and each of them looked at Youluo with some probes.One said, "It looks so cute," and the other said, "It's a pity that I already have a destined person—then you will be my next destined person."

And Yuluo was surrounded by so many monsters for the first time, her first reaction was indeed——

He took out the small bag containing the charm.

Then he immediately realized that he was very rude, and hurriedly lowered his head to apologize.

Demon fox caressing his heart: "Xiaosheng's destined person..."

Ye Yi, with a faint smile: "What did you just say?"

Yaohu, righteously said: "The wind is a bit noisy today."

It's impossible for Yuluo to let go of his grievances and get along with the monsters all of a sudden. On the one hand, this meeting is to let both parties recognize the face of the person opposite, and not to make mutual harm.

The main reason is to protect Youluo, afraid that his little friend will attack too hard if he doesn't know someone.

Everyday life is too quiet, and Yeyi feels that he may have entered the routine of an elderly person in advance.After school, I practice yin and yang with Yuluo in an empty space; occasionally spend five yuan, and ask Shang Yedou to accompany me to go out for a while; I routinely play confrontation mobile games every day, and use my only friend [Cotton Cotton] Sugar] I feel disfigured.

Tsk tsk, this little day is really nourishing.

Just at Yeyi, I moved a half-old wicker chair and placed it in the sunny place in the yard downstairs, sitting on it peacefully like an old lady in a nursing home, enjoying the sunbath without scorching heat, lamenting that life is so delicate. :

She received such a call.

"Sawada-kun?" She was very surprised by this call, because since she learned that the other party is a guy with sesame seeds, or that he will become a guy with sesame seeds in ten years, she has decided to stay away from him .

Just kidding, Qingming is black when cut open. After being tricked so many times by a person with a black belly, if she is foolishly fooled by the harmless side of the other person, then she will really slap herself in the face.

Thinking of this, her tone unconsciously became indifferent: "What's the matter?"

"Ah, that... Actually, there is something I need to find you." His voice sounded bitter as always, "I remember, I remember Yue Yongsang, you are an onmyoji, right?"

"Yeah, what happened?"

"That..." His voice dropped, with both anxiety and eagerness. If he guessed right, he is probably squatting in the corner and using his hands to form a small gap between his mouth and the phone. Space: "There is a strange person in front of me now. He said he wants to find an onmyoji called Yueyong Yeyi, what should I do!"

"Want to see me?" She raised her eyebrows: "Please give him the phone."

When another voice sounded, she still looked like an old god and said lazily, "Who are you? What do you want to see me for?"

"I have admired Ye Zhijun for a long time, and I should see her."

Oh, if you want to see me, I may not necessarily meet you.

"Oh, I feel your admiration. It's too troublesome to meet you, I'm too lazy. At that time, I probably came back after two or three laps with Ye Doulang. Let's just follow the fate when we meet--hey! I'm a little Things are hanging up first!"

With a broken face, she yelled at the beaming bride holding a handmade real silk scarf hanging from the second floor to the first floor, "Mother! The scarf is not as long as the shroud needs to be made." What the hell!" While going upstairs in two steps, he turned his hands like a hot wheel and quickly pulled the pile back home.

She looked at the very calm Ugly Daughter and the very calm Kamaitachi three brothers, pointed at the bride who had just entered the door and jumped and said: "You four monsters who have no companions! Be honest and be lenient! Who told the empress to put me The scarf turned into a shroud!"

They exchanged a look, pointing to Umibozu who just came out of the bathroom, his whole body seemed to be steaming hot, and was wiping his head with a towel in a very tacit understanding: "It's him."

Kaibozu: "What?"

Ertaro: "Say you're handsome."

Master Kaifang, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming: "Ah! Ertaro, you are so discerning! At first glance, you are a monster with connotations!"

She looked at Master Kaifang with a broken face, his soft face, and his whole body released Xiaohua's active responsibility, and silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.The appointment had to cut a section of the shroud, and all the rest were piled up in the corner: "If you haven't given up on them, or try to embroider them, or give our partners new clothes - Jiaotu Don't fight with the carp spirit in the bathtub!"

With a yell, the sound of splashing water finally became much quieter.

After a while, Jiaotu struggled to get most of his body out of the shell: "Yeyi take us to play in the river sometime, this bathtub is too small."

"Second the second!" The carp spirit lay on the bathtub and raised her hand.

"Okay, okay, take you there, take you there—be careful not to break my bathtub."

When she put on the shroud...the scarf and went downstairs leisurely and sat on the rattan chair again, the familiar voice of the phone rang again.

"What's the matter, Sawada-san?"

"Ye, Yeyi." The other party's voice sounded even more bitter: "After the strange person left just now, an even stranger person came—"

Before he finished speaking, the phone was probably snatched away, and there was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets on the other side, followed by a voice that was more broken and bitter than Zetian:

"I didn't do anything. I just studied honestly and wanted to get into Harvard. I really don't know how to offend you. Please move this big Buddha back to your house. My sister kneels down for you!"

The author has something to say:

I think the first weird guy is probably not too hard to guess

But I think the latter one is still not easy to guess <(￣︶￣)>