[Comprehensive] Every time you jump off a cliff, a new copy will be triggered

The crowd sat together.

The disheveled boy was red from ear to neck, and he didn't want to look at the horrible girl sitting next to him who didn't know what to think.

"So I'm really not hehehe, I really just want to see if he was left with any strange marks by that bad person just now." She slapped herself with one hand With the wind, the other hand stretched out as if poking Sasuke at each other: "Oh, don't be angry, you see, I have come to help you twice, forgive me."

Sasuke didn't even want to snort coldly, he turned his head to the other side directly.

"But you're like this..." Temari was thinking of a suitable wording: "It's really not good."

"Tsk, it's not that I asked him to pull the collar to show me his neck. He's not dead, so I can't help it." She spread her hands and said that she was actually innocent.

"But it's too much to let us fall asleep all of a sudden." Sakura frowned.

I don't know what Satoko is thinking, but it's great that she didn't show it.As for Naruto, after he was sure that Sasuke had no major loss except for the heavy shadow left on his young heart, he became very interested in the nightmare.

"Hey Yeichi, isn't this really a pig?" Naruto asked amidst the nightmare-eating tapir angrily shouting, "I'm so rude to say it's not a pig, a tapir, or a tapir!", "But it's obviously nothing. What a big difference!"

"Huh? There is no difference? Naruto, I recommend you to see an ophthalmologist. He is ten times more beautiful than a pig, okay?" Ye Yi said with a dead fish eye in his mouth: "Let's not talk about that, I just want to ask if your scroll is Is there any whereabouts? It seems that you are still a salted fish."

"...Not yet." Sasuke looked over and said, "I wanted to ask from the beginning, after the Kingdom of Waves, I don't think we have had a deep friendship, why do you want to help us like this-let's say it, you What's the plan?"

This sharp question made the originally very harmonious atmosphere stiff for a while, Gaara glanced at Yoruichi who seemed to have not made any preparations, and straightened his back.Naruto, who was fighting with the Nightmare Tapir, also sat down in a regular manner as if the pause button was pressed, and together with Sakura, he started to confront everyone beside Sasuke silently.

But Ye Yi, who was in the center of the vortex, didn't feel any tension at all. She even waved her hand to signal that everyone didn't need to be so nervous: "I said, if I plan to do something to you, do you think it's up to the three of you? Can you resist it?"

Sakura: "...Why do I think this question is so bad? Is it my illusion?"

But this terrible question succeeded in making the already alert young man pause as if recalling some unbearable past, and then he coughed in embarrassment before he became stronger and asked fiercely. : "I just ask you one question."

"Are you here for my eyes?"

Sasuke's calf muscles have been tensed, which is a dangerous signal. As long as he jumps away at this time, he can throw a kunai or shuriken through the vacating time in the air. Enough time.

Gaara glanced at Yoruichi who was covering the corner of his mouth and laughing hehehe, originally he wanted to bury the other party at any time, but looking at it like this, he felt that it was unnecessary for the time being.

And Yeyi's reaction, which was completely beyond anyone's expectations, managed to make the friends in Class [-] a little confused.When she calmed down, she crossed her legs, rested her chin, and replied in a whispering voice: "Hey, I want to say that I covet your beauty, will you believe me, little beauty~"

……

poisonous!

Sasuke covered his forehead resignedly, "Forget it, based on your strength, if you really want these eyes, you won't talk nonsense with me here."

"It's good for you to understand, but what I want to tell you now is that the man just now is different from an honest and good boy like me. He is serious about your body—literally, of course, if you are willing to do it yourself I don’t have any objection to imagining some bad things.” She paused for a moment and continued on the street: “And what you are facing now is that most of the scrolls have been snatched by us, and there are very few left. We didn't kill any candidates, so it means that you are in a difficult situation now, everyone you may meet wants to grab what you have, but they don't have anything you want."

She spread her hands, looking innocent.

"..."

So who caused this? What kind of hatred are you pulling here? I really want to hit you!

"But I'm sure that bad guy just now will come back to you. I hope you can give up this Chunin exam and wait for the next one. But I guess you won't be obedient, but I'm about to start eating again. It's impossible to stay here forever." She sighed, stood up and patted the dirt on her body: "So, I can only wish you good luck in the future - call me loudly if you have anything to do, don't be surprised Some people bite their necks."

"You are so annoying, hurry up and leave!" Sasuke finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Don't come here again!"

Because there are too many candidates this year, coupled with Ye Yi's poisonous one-on-one tactics, almost half of the scrolls were swept away, and the number of candidates who should have been standing in the examination room was almost reduced to a very small number. Not much.

For example, Shikamaru Nara, who was the only one who passed the exam and became a Chunin, didn't even enter the third test of the Chunin exam.

Only Neji's team rushed in at the last minute. They saw people who were so bored inside that they began to fight the Landlord Truth or Dare in groups and tell jokes, they just wanted to find a small bowl to vomit blood into. .

What Class [-], Otonin Trio, Medicine Master Dou, none of them were shortlisted and were squeezed out_(:з)∠)_

#On the Victory of Human Sea Tactics#

#Just ask you if you agree#

When Yueguang Gaifeng saw this lineup, he said that he was tired and it was not enough to describe his mood, and he had a heart attack.It took him about five seconds to sort out his scrambled mood, coughing dryly for a while before declaring overtime.

The reason is that there are too many people.

After changing the names on the big screen, it finally stopped at Ebisu VS Peach Blossom Demon.

"Then, it will start right away. Everyone go to the stands on the second floor." Gaifeng saw a group of people moving to the second floor, and felt that his heart attack was getting worse.

After Peach Blossom Demon faced Ebisu, the two hadn't started fighting yet, she sighed a little: "Grandpa, I still want to continue playing."

"Oh, little girl, it's not good for you to be like this." Ebisu groaned on the goldfish's head, "Well, it's too time-consuming for the two of us to fight anyway, and I'm too lazy to run around a lot recently. , the old man should pay attention to rest—hey, young man over there." He waved the fishing rod in his hand to Gaifeng: "I admit defeat, let's go to the next group."

Moonlight Gale: "..."

Moonlight Gale coughed twice, and announced with some difficulty: "The winner is the Peach Blossom Demon, the next group..."

"Yeyi, I didn't expect the opponent to be you."

After the first half of the qualifiers in the first half of this poisonous third test, Ye Yi had already planned that if he met his own people, he would continue to play, and if he met other people, he would admit defeat.But according to the probability, the possibility of meeting my own person is still far greater than other _(:з)∠)_

So after meeting the big tengu, she breathed a sigh of relief, then stretched out her arms and walked over: "Come on dear, give you a hug of love, let me pass~"

"I really can't do anything about you." Big Tengu poked Yeyi's forehead with the long fan handle in his hand and pushed her away: "Hug why so many people are so embarrassing, but I didn't give way to you for nothing. , I will think about what to do specifically later." He raised his hand: "Brother, I admit defeat."

Moonlight Gale: "...The next contestants, please face this game seriously, the next group..."

It was supposed to be Neji's game against Kami Hinata, which was cut out, and replaced with Kami Butterfly.The Butterfly Spirit shook the tambourine: "I remember, you seem to be doing this—psychic art." Through the nightmare eating tapir, everyone should understand what happened next.

It has to be said that Ning Ci is still very tenacious. He resisted the drowsiness effect three times, and even used self-mutilation to resist - the Butterfly Spirit almost treated him for an occupational disease attack.In the end, Ningci finally couldn't take it anymore and fell asleep. Butterfly Jing pulled Yeyi's sleeve a little uneasy after being carried off by the stretcher: "Yeyiyeyi, do you think I should help him heal?"

"Although I think he may not need your treatment, but if you don't feel relieved, go there-Shouwu, you are done anyway, you go with Butterfly Spirit."

Because there are a lot fewer people, most of them are on the night side. The 20 finalists can make people feel full of toxicity just by looking at the list.

Among the sand ninjas, Gaara was the only one who passed the test. Kankuro knelt down to the puppet master, Teju lost to the demon fox who also used the wind, and was led by the opponent twenty times in a row.

Among Konoha's ninjas, only one ninja was shortlisted, only Xiao Li from Neji's group.Originally, Shino was still a promising player, but he faced a voodoo master... :)

The other [-] people are all from the Ye side!On the one hand, Yeyi, Yaohu, Dog God, Peach Blossom Demon, Jumping Girl, Snow Maiden, Puppet Master, Witch and Gu Master, Little Black Brother, Guhuo Bird, Yingcao, White Wolf, Shouwu, Three-tailed Fox, Couple Girls, Butterfly Spirit, Bone Girl, and the Kappa who had his bye.

Tsk tsk tsk, this is really a poisonous exam

The author has something to say:

Firefly: Speaking of which, how did Ootengu become Ye-sama's shikigami?

Big Tengu: Well, I was defeated by her so I gave my name to Yoruichi

Firefly: Huh?This is a bit different from what I've heard. Didn't the big tengu give the name to Master Ye himself?

Daitengu (thinking for a while): Well, you can put it this way. After all, I haven’t met an onmyoji who dared to fight me alone without a shikigami. the name told her

Yingcao: ...I always feel that you are such a casual person