atypical business

"Crack clap..."

"I use my car to exchange a cigarette with you, or not?"

"Shut up—"

"I don't want your car, have I seen you somewhere?"

"Crack clap-"

"Where have you seen me? You think too much."

"belch--"

Yuan Wangye couldn't bear to stop him with words:

"This audience, please don't make noise, watch the movie seriously, and respect the fruits of my wife's labor, can you?"

Shen Xianian was grabbing a handful of popcorn and was about to stuff it into his mouth. After being criticized by Yuan Wangye, he could only take a sip of Coke aggrieved:

"But I've been dragged by you to watch four games this week..."

In order to contribute to Shen Xianian's box office, Yuan Wangye, who is rich and powerful, has an excuse to go on a date, and has booked the midnight show of "The Road No Return" for four consecutive days. The audience in the entire theater is only him and Shen Xianian.Although Shen Xianian is only a supporting role, it can't take away Yuan Wangye's enthusiasm for seeing Shen Xianian on the big screen.This movie theater was opened by Shen Xianian's friend, and he also told Yuan Wangye kindly that the cameras in their movie theater have been turned off, so please rest assured to watch movies!

At first, Yuan Wangye’s mind was full of heavy mosaic plots. It didn’t matter what was on the screen, what was important was the dark and secret atmosphere in the movie theater with only the bright light of the big screen. Love clapping enthusiasm!

However, Shen Xianian, the honest man, really came here purely with the mentality of watching movies. When Yuan Wangye said enthusiastically, "The theater is reserved, and the monitoring of the theater has been turned off", he immediately understood and made perfect preparations.

When the two were sitting in the theater watching the film, Yuan Wangye pressed against Shen Xianian's ear and asked suggestively:

"Did you bring it?"

"Bring it."

Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye confirmed their eyes, and it was Goodjob's person.

"I brought it too." Yuan Wangye's smile deepened, "What's your taste?"

"Mexican BBQ flavor." Shen Xianian chuckled.

"... Huh?" Yuan Wangye seemed to be able to smell the smell of meat, "W-Why does it smell like Mexican barbecue?!"

"Why not?" Shen Xianian was puzzled by Yuan Wangye's ignorant reaction, "Haven't you read it? Then what are you like?"

"Our usual strawberry flavor."

"Ah?" Shen Xianian realized something was wrong, and put his hand into his bag, "Three, two, one."

The two of them took out the contents of their bags at the same time, Shen Xianian took out a pack of Mexican BBQ flavored potato chips, Yuan Wangye took out a condom...

"Honey, I was wrong! Do it again next time! Ahhh——"

When Chen Zui entered the door, Ziqian was sitting by the bed playing the guitar. He glanced up at Chen Zui, then lowered his eyes and continued to pluck the strings.

"..." Chen Zui bit his lip, but still called Zhong Ziqian, "Aqian, change the room."

Zhong Ziqian paused:

"Who changed the room?"

"We and Niannian and Xiaoye," Chen Zui smiled and sat on the side of his bed, facing Zhong Ziqian. He shook his calf and kicked Zhong Ziqian lightly. "It's better for young couples to share the same room." Are you dating, do you want to live with Team Jiang?"

"What do you mean?" Zhong Ziqian put down his guitar and stared fixedly at Chen Zui's face.

"That's our room for Niannian and Xiao Ye, and then Niannian's room for one of us, and the rest will live with Team Jiang." Chen kicked Zhong Ziqian the most vigorously, "You Why are you so stupid, you don't understand this."

"I'm asking what you mean." Zhong Ziqian grabbed Chen Zui's restless feet and threw him into the bed. Chen Zui was immediately thrown on his back. "If you don't make it clear, I won't let you you go."

"Is there anything to explain clearly," Chen Zui picked up the pillow and hit Zhong Ziqian, "I just don't want to live with you, get up, or I'll beat you!"

"The most."

"Go away, go away," Chen Zui quickly crawled away, jumped up and began to pack his things, "Do you want to help?"

"Actually, I didn't run away that day—"

"Don't mention that matter again!" Chen jumped up most excitedly, and threw the doll on the bedside to Zhong Ziqian, "You are not allowed to mention it!"

"Hey! Is it wrong to care about you?"

"Don't worry about it!"

They had an accident that day. Afterwards, Chen Zui woke up and found that Zhong Ziqian had run away without saying a word. When he came back, he didn’t explain where he went. He was so angry that he wanted to lift Zhong Ziqian up to beat him, but he couldn't do it given his current height, so he threatened Zhong Ziqian to forget about it, otherwise he would get up in the middle of the night and use a pillow to suffocate Zhong Ziqian. die.

They are Fa Xiao, and Chen least knows if it is normal for Fa Xiao to fall asleep, anyway, it seems very abnormal to him.In fact, Chen Zui didn't blame Zhong Ziqian for being ruthless. What he cared about was why Zhong Ziqian could still get along with him naturally as before after they all slept. Zhong Ziqian didn't care at all?But can the friendship between men achieve this level? !

Chen Zui went to ask Jiang Beicheng, who grew up with Yuan Wangye, and Jiang Beicheng said decisively that it was impossible, unless he was interested in you.

But Chen Zui once confessed his love to Zhong Ziqian while drunk, and even kissed Zhong Ziqian. Zhong Ziqian didn't give Chen Zui a clear answer until now.

What is this?Did he really think he was the carrot in front of the mule?Is it interesting to hang yourself like this?Bah, Chen Zui didn't want to be a mule—so he decided to run away.

The point is that Zhong Ziqian didn't stop him at all. Chen Zui hinted that Zhong Ziqian would move out more than once. The dead man couldn't say anything else except "why".Chen is too lazy to explain to him why, Zhong Ziqian is just pretending to be stupid, they have known each other for almost 20 years, and the other party knows whether to pee or shit as soon as the other's butt is poked, why don't you have a clue?

It's really getting more and more boring.

Chen most sloppily packed his things. In the past, Zhong Ziqian helped him pack his luggage, but this time Zhong Ziqian didn't move, just sat aside and watched him.

"You're moving out tonight?"

"Is that why you want me to go? Let me finish packing first!" Chen most angrily gouged Zhong Ziqian with his eyes.

"It's only a dozen meters away," Zhong Ziqian sighed, "You packed like you're going back to your hometown."

"You're still smart!"

"..." Zhong Ziqian shut up obediently.

Chen Zui was in a fit of anger. He deliberately made loud noises when he opened the drawer and closed the cabinet, showing his anger. He opened the drawer angrily, and there was a small black MP3 inside. When Chen Zui saw it, he froze for a moment. up.

This was Zhong Ziqian's birthday present to him. It was broadcast live at the time, and Chen was most reluctant to show it for everyone to see.

This MP3 was Chen Zui's birthday present to Zhong Ziqian when they were still in primary school. For primary school students, this kind of gift is already considered a luxury gift.At that time, Chen Zui also thoughtfully poured a lot of their popular songs into the MP3, which made Zhong Ziqian unable to put it down.

;Looking back in this way, it turned out that Chen Zui brought Zhong Ziqian into pop music at the beginning.

With the upgrading of electronic technology products, no one is using MP3 anymore. Chen Zui got this MP3 and originally wanted to open it, but he just put it in the drawer for some reason, and never cared about it again.

Thinking about it now, when Zhong Ziqian gave himself this MP3, he wanted to give himself a past MP3, and listen to their friendship at that time?Excuse me, Chen Zui carelessly unwrapped the headphone cable plugged into the MP3 player, and slapped it on Zhong Ziqian's desk:

"Here, if I give it to you, it's yours. If you don't want it, just throw it away. Broken things take up space."

"Have you ever opened it?"

"No."

"The most."

"What are you doing!"

Zhong Ziqian clamped Chen Zui's wrist involuntarily, and forcefully stuffed the MP3 into his hand. Chen Zui clenched his fist stubbornly and refused to grab the MP3. His hand hurt so much, so Zhong Ziqian immediately let go, Chen Zui threw the MP3 into the trash can, and there were only some dry facial mask paper in it. After a "boom", Zhong Ziqian raised his hand and said, forget it, just Ignore Chen Zui.

Chen Zui was tossing and turning in bed, the new year was a week away, and he and Zhong Ziqian had known each other for almost 20 years.

Unexpectedly, their friendship would come to an end one day.In fact, I don’t blame Zhong Ziqian. He was the one who crossed the boundary at the beginning, and he was the one who made trouble for no reason. They are close friends who talk about everything, brothers who share weal and woe, and partners who support each other. Chen can best play Zhong Ziqian’s lover All important relational roles other than .

Except lovers.

The heating was turned on in the room, but Chen Zui still felt cold for no reason, shook the quilt rustlingly, and wrapped himself tightly.

After a while, Chen Zui tiptoed out of bed, and Zhong Ziqian was already asleep. He was afraid of waking Zhong Ziqian, so he dragged the trash can into the bathroom, closed the door and started digging through the trash can.

The MP3 was easy to find, Chen Zui took it out and found it. This MP3 has been playing for half a year, and he didn’t know if it still has power. He tried to turn it on, but miraculously it still turned on!But it shows that the battery is exhausted.

On the pitifully small black and white screen, the song playback page popped up. Chen Zui pressed the left and right switch buttons, and found that there was only one song in the MP3.

The song is called "I Love You".

Shen Xianian finally fulfilled his promise and took his younger brother and mother to the amusement park.

In order to prevent being recognized by others, Shen Xianian, a clever little ghost, came up with an excellent idea: wear a hood. After all, when you see more than one old man wearing a gaudy headband, it is no good to wear a hood yourself. Strange too.

Shen Xianian kept pace with the times and picked a piggy headgear to cover his face. Shen Xiashi was a little disgusted:

"Brother, why do you wear a hair dryer on your head..."

"Isn't this cute haha," in Han Zhenzhen's eyes, her son is of course good at everything, "pink and tender."

On the road, I met a vendor who bought balloons. Shen Xianian may have had a vengeful consumer mentality due to the lack of childhood. When he saw the colorful balloons and different shapes, he swiped Alipay to wrap up all the balloons.

He was walking on the street alone with such a large bunch of balloons, and he was extraordinarily cool. As expected, he received envious looks from children from all directions, and Shen Xianian's vanity couldn't help but inflate like a balloon.

"Hey Peppa! Give me a balloon."

Shen Xianian felt that someone kicked his calf, he turned his head, but he didn't see anyone.

"Hey!"

He was a rough-voiced little boy, not even Shen Xianian's waist height.Shen Xianian has a good temper, and he also likes children, so when dealing with the impoliteness of the little boy, he taught him kindly:

"You can't use such a tone when you ask someone for something."

"Give it to me quickly!"

The little boy jumped up impatiently and wanted to reach out to grab the balloon in Shen Xianian's hand, but was pushed away by Shen Xiashi. Shen Xiashi was not as good-tempered as Shen Xianian. He said coldly:

"Our mother bought it for us, you ask your mother to buy it for you."

"My mother told me to take it from Page!" the little boy said confidently.

"Forget it, forget it," Han Zhenzhen softened her heart, she could tell at a glance that Shen Xianian's good temper was inherited from her, "The child is not sensible, give him one."

So Shen Xiashi deliberately picked an ugly balloon for the little boy:

"Give you."

Unexpectedly, the little boy refused to answer, and shouted loudly:

"It's so ugly! I don't want it! It's so ugly!"

"You little brat—"

Shen Xiashi wanted to kick this brat away, so Shen Xianian hurriedly chose a good-looking one for the little boy:

"Is this for you?"

"it is good!"

The little boy grabbed the balloon and ran away without even saying thank you.When the other children saw it, they thought Shen Xianian was blowing out balloons, and immediately flocked to him:

"Peppa! I want a Peppa!"

"Peppa, I want that Pleasant Goat!"

"I want that Mickey Mouse!"

"Peppa—"

Shen Xianian was so helpless that some children even climbed on top of him, so they hurriedly released the balloons and ran away.

When returning to the dormitory at night, Shen Xianian was so exhausted that he grabbed his headgear and fell straight on the sofa to pretend to be a dead body.Jiang Beicheng sent condolences: "What's the matter, Xiaonian, are you back from going out to rob a bank?"

"Don't mention it," Shen Xianian twitched, and activated the skill "Salted Fish's Struggle", but it didn't help. "Because of this headgear, I bought a balloon and the children thought it was a balloon."

"Hey, it's not easy for you, kids nowadays, alas." Jiang Beicheng shook his head.

"I still have those little kids calling me 'Peppa' in my head!"

Shen Xianian plucked out his long hair in pain, when suddenly someone approached his ear softly and softly shouted:

"Peppa."

"Sorry, Page is out of service."

Shen Xianian didn't even bother to lift his face from the sofa. He was too tired. For the first time, he realized that dealing with children was so tiring, even more tiring than moving bricks and holding a concert!

"Peppa, I want a wife." The voice lingered in his ears persistently.

"No!" Shen Xianian said angrily, "Where can I find a balloon in the shape of a wife for you?"

"I don't care! I want a wife!"

"Your wife has a leak."

"It's okay!" Yuan Wangye was full of motivation, "I'll cheer up my wife!"

"Hey! Hey!" Shen Xianian was carried on Yuan Wangye's shoulders, and ran away quickly, "Team Jiang, help! Help!"

Jiang Beicheng grabbed the Peggy headgear on the sofa, and waved it at Shen Xianian who was drifting away: This feeling of dying...is really good!