atypical business

"Here, give you a tissue and wipe your face."

"...I didn't cry."

Yuan Wangye hugged the big hollowed out watermelon, his face was almost buried in the watermelon rind, there was the sound of sniffling from time to time, he refused to lift his head up, Shen Xianian threatened him to be careful that his head got stuck in the watermelon rind, Yuan Wangye heard it, turned to Turn your head and curse:

"Even you say I have a big head!"

Oh, what a pity, Yuan Wangye cried so much that his whole body almost melted, his eyes were red, his face was full of tears, he looked like a wronged little puppy, Shen Xianian took out a tissue to wipe his tears, Yuan Wangye avoided touching him:

"I'm not wronged! I'm not sad!"

"Okay, okay, I know, our Ono is the most handsome, don't worry about those people."

Seeing Yuan Wangye's obviously aggrieved but pretending to be stubborn, Shen Xianian reminded him of his younger brother. Human malice is endless, and there is no mercy towards the same kind. Yuan Wangye wiped his nose twice, sobbing and choking. Blinking the watery eyes of the dog, he asked:

"Do I have a big head?"

"It's not that big, you're still growing and your body looks thinner, and you'll be a handsome guy in the future."

"Am I pretending to be cool and handsome?"

"No, you are very cool and handsome."

"you're lying."

Shen Xianian pressed Yuan Wangye's head on his chest, and said confidently:

"When a person tells a lie, his heart beats faster. Listen to my heartbeat."

Yuan Wangye was silent, his ears were scalded badly, ironing Shen Xianian's cool chest, like a hot horseshoe nail on his chest, Shen Xianian's heart beat inexplicably faster because of the heat.

"Brother Nian."

"Ok?"

"Your chest muscles are a bit easy to touch." Yuan Wangye smiled through tears.

"..."

Can you call a pervert?But they are all men, and it seems that Shen Xianian has a ghost in his heart if he scolds, and he always feels that he is at a disadvantage if he doesn't scold. Pressing his hand to his chest, he said caringly, if you want to touch it, you can touch it more, and after touching it, go back to sleep.Yuan Wangye felt embarrassed again:

"It feels like touching a girl...a little shy..."

He covered his face with his hands. The young man's palms were broad and his fingers were slender. A pair of sparkling peach blossom eyes appeared between his fingers. Before Shen Xianian could get angry, he said with a smile:

"It's all because you are so beautiful."

Shen Xianian's heart suddenly started beating gongs and drums.

There are wars without gunpowder all the time in this world, and the fan circle is a bloody place of right and wrong. In the fan circle, there are always fans tearing at each other, scolding teammates, scolding resources, Scolding the company, that #沉夏年打友友# had just faded away, and Jiang Beicheng's fans put it on the agenda when scolding the company.

Previously, Jiang Beicheng received a solo resource from a green environmental protection ambassador, which was considered a good resource of a public welfare nature.In order to respond to "green and environmental protection", the company dyed Jiang Beicheng's hair green. It was indeed too hard. If ordinary people dyed this green hair, they would definitely want to have their heads chopped off. It is supported, but objectively speaking, it is a bit too green.

After Jiang Beicheng appeared with this hair color in the first episode of the group roundup, the fan circle was full of grief. The 500 million Jiang Si collectively insulted the company Create and created entertainment online. They usually swear in private, usually with nicknames. Call the company Craig Ate, or Gou Ke, but if you really want to insult, you can directly @company、boss, depending on the severity of the plot depending on the fans, sometimes even the agent is not spared.

For example, in the eyes of Jiang Si, Jiang Beicheng's green head is an unforgivable tragedy that will be dragged to beheaded a thousand times, so they are particularly indignant:

@忆想是一个城：@Create创建娱乐@守河Hehe@洪顶顶顶哥Get out and don’t pretend to be dead. What does it mean to dye my brother a green head [question], those who don’t know think my brother was cuckolded What?My brother and we are in love, my wife in this city will never allow Gou Ke to destroy our loving relationship between husband and wife, I wish Create a happy closing [囍]

@斗战圣尼: @Create创建娱乐@古河Her@洪顶顶顶哥 I'm just wondering, you guys have made so much money, is it so difficult to hire a stylist?My brother has a good temper and is gentle and gentle, so he was bullied by you for co-authoring?This look is as cheap as it was done in a village barbershop where it was washed, cut, blown, dyed, and ironed. What about the provincial one?Is it money saved in the coffin?We wholeheartedly raise funds to send you C to the funeral

@dimmmmder_: @Create创业娱乐 Listen to what the fans say, the fan filter is thicker than the powder on Ms. Gu He's face, but ugly is really ugly, is it so difficult to give my brother a normal look?Shaving your head is better than green hair, really, it’s 8102 years, kill Matt no longer cry, Gou Ke be a person!

@甜美小城妇妻热线: @Create Creates Entertainment Dog Ke Ke Sui Sui Sui Die! !In the next issue, let me see Team Jiang is this green-haired man, and my wife will go to your company to shave my brother herself with a knife! ! !

……

Of course, the company will not respond to this kind of thing, they have their own arrangements.Every time Hong Dingding was posted by @, he read a few of them calmly, and finally commented, why don't they start their own company if they have the ability, and then continued to play Landlords.

In mid-August, a new variety show "Night Missing You" suddenly became popular.

This variety show is really boring if you say it is boring, that is, every episode invites a few celebrities, locks them together in a big room, confiscates all electronic equipment, and can do anything else. Guests can bring their own things. It starts at twelve o'clock in the morning and is closed until eight o'clock in the morning before leaving.

The reason why this show was not popular before was because the show crew always invited some second- and third-tier actors or singers, and the appearance fees of those popular idols were too expensive to afford.Later, there was a group of four trainees named OOT who volunteered to participate in "Night Missing You". To put it bluntly, they wanted to gain popularity and increase exposure, but these four people were more reticent than the other in private, but they were still a group In order to impress the audience, the young and handsome young man, the program team let OOT appear on the show.

Normal trainees who haven't debuted yet, finally have a chance to be on camera, and they must race against time to express themselves. In the past, the guests would also chat with each other, sing and sing, but the OOT group hugged a pillow each, and entered the room He said three sentences in total:

"Wow, brother, this room is so big!"

"Brother, I'm sleepy."

"Goodnight everybody."

Then the four of them lay down on the ground and fell asleep, sleeping from twelve o'clock in the morning to eight o'clock in the morning, and then left gracefully.When the director saw it, he was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage: Who the hell would like to watch four big men sleep? !And the sleeping position is very stable, no snoring, no teeth grinding, no farting, no sleep talking, no sleepwalking, no jokes at all!How is this episode broadcast? !But it was too late to invite someone to record another episode, and there was no way out, so I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, edited and sent out the latest episode of "The Night I Missed You", and there was only one line of subtitles throughout: They are sleeping.

...The result was explosive, and many netizens were impressed by the beauty of the four sleeping beauties, and at the same time they rose to the social group level: contemporary young people rarely have such a healthy schedule, let alone celebrities, ordinary office workers like Who doesn't want to have a peaceful night's sleep when they have free time from twelve to eight o'clock?This OOT boy group is so pure and unpretentious!This society needs such idols who are Buddhist and healthy!In love!So OOT debuted smoothly.

Hong Dingding saw that "The Night I Missed You" had such a good momentum, and planned to let ABO also go to it, so as to seize the opportunity.

"Can I go to sleep like that circle kick?" Zhong Ziqian asked sincerely.

"No, the same piece of clothing can only be worn once, otherwise it will be a collision." Hong Dingding dragged out the whiteboard, wrote two words Tuanhun, and then circled Tuanhun several times with a whiteboard marker, "A few days ago During this period, they are all stars and individuals, except OOT is a combination, but they are also wonderful and just sleep, so the buying point of our combination is group soul, Ziqian and Chen Zui, Beicheng and Xiaoyuan Wuye, please be closer in front of the camera and sing first , remember, sing the songs of our group, sleep after singing, pay attention to sleeping position, if you sleep, you will snore, grind your teeth, fart, talk in your sleep, don't sleep, be careful that the program group will cut it out for you..."

"What about me?" Shen Xianian didn't have a name again.

"I can be with Xiaonian." Jiang Beicheng put his arm on Shen Xianian's left shoulder.

"I can also be with Brother Nian." Yuan Wangye touched Shen Xianian's right shoulder.

When did I become so popular?Shen Xianian was a little flattered.

"Three people..." Hong Dingding thought for a while, "It's okay..."

"Night Missing You" warmed up on the official Weibo, and released the silhouettes of the five ABOs, letting everyone guess who it is. Some fans are still angry with the company, deliberately making trouble in comments on the official blog:

- I know, these five people are the jungler, top laner, mid laner and ADC support

-Nonsense, it's obviously Guan Yu Zhang Fei Zhao Yun Huang Zhong Ma Chao

- The case is solved, it is Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat

But soon, fans of the group members poured into the comments and swiped the screen. Generally, in order to grab hot comments, fans will not chat for a long time, but they will definitely bring beautiful pictures of their idols as Amway:

@野望_: Looking forward to our little brother Yuan Wangye! [picture]

@drop姜姜姜: Jiang Beicheng, the best warm boy captain in the world [picture]

@巧唱一一一一定进: Su Yin’s lead singer Bingshan beautiful boy Zhong Ziqian, let’s find out! [picture]

@最最终是世界最喜望的喜欢：Dance is the peerless and lively little saccharine Chen Zui [heart][heart][picture]

@沉夏光年: Little brother Shen Xianian, the treasure of the fairy world on earth, I love you! [heart] [picture]

……

At this time, some fans of OOT suddenly jumped out, saying that ABO was following the popularity of "The Night I Missed You" and OOT, and wanted to follow the trend of OOT, so ABO fans rushed to the battlefield, and the fans who tore OOT said they touched porcelain.In the fan circle, "Pengci" is widely used and can be applied to [-] situations. For example, a sentence: OOT, a pheasant group who debuted less than a week ago, dare to say that the current top three ABOs in the entire network follow suit. Epic touch porcelain!

Since OOT just debuted, the fan base is not enough, and the huge fan group of ABO stepped on the ground and rubbed it, and they couldn't find the north. In the end, they all came out and kowtowed and knelt down to apologize: Some of our sb fans are ignorant, please don't beat them to death with a stick, We normal fans don't mean to touch Senior Ci, many of us are still fans of ABO, I wish the seniors a bright future, please ABO sisters, please spare us...

On the ABO side, the members brought their favorite things and set off to record "The Night I Missed You".