atypical business

"What's wrong with Ono's face so ugly?"

"I, I'm urgent to pee, I'm going to pee..."

Yuan Wangye quickly hid in the bathroom and called Ji Fei:

"Something went wrong, Fei, does your little pill have an antidote? Urgent, wait online!"

"Huh? What antidote do you want?" Ji Fei was playing disco again, yelling loudly, "Aphrodisiac, what antidote do you want? You haven't read martial arts novels? I'll go—" Ji Fei shouted Suddenly, the sound was like a mosquito, "You can't really do it, can you?"

"Of course I can do it! Don't question your wild brother my ability!" Yuan Wangye was filled with grief and indignation, and punched the tile glass with his fist, "I just took the wrong medicine!"

"Hey, you are really good, why did you bring medicine to the wrong person?" Ji Fei was also quite helpless, "Then there is no way, let's find a big water radish."

"You quack!"

Yuan Wangye gritted his teeth, but for the sake of Chen Zui's physical and mental health, he must have the courage to admit his mistakes and pay for his mistakes—I just don't know where to buy Dashui radish at this late hour...

Yuan Wangye practiced in front of the mirror a few times, using his harmless, shiny dog ​​eyes, and confirmed that he could win forgiveness with this. After being severely beaten, he mustered up the courage to apologize.

The kind-hearted Yuan Wangye did not forget to provide after-sales service. He turned to the kitchen and rummaged in the refrigerator for a while. According to his own standards, the ham sausage did not conform to the normal physiological structure of the human body, and the big water radish was too scary. He weighed a cucumber in his hand. Although the thickness was not good, it was better in length.

"Hey, where's the best brother?" Yuan Wangye grabbed the cucumber and looked around the living room, with an ominous premonition welling up in his heart.

"Xiao Chen said he was so hot that he went to rest."

Yuan Wangye glanced over, thinking that there seemed to be one person missing——Zhong Ziqian was gone too, my God!Yuan Wangye galloped, the speed was eighty miles, his mood was free, and he couldn't even catch up with him when he was lonely——Yuan Wangye was about to lose his mind. After listening for a while, there was no movement, and he hesitated whether to knock on the door. Suddenly, someone patted him from behind. Yuan Wangye felt guilty, and immediately jumped up from the spot in shock:

"Who?!"

"What are you doing?" As soon as Shen Xianian went upstairs, he saw Yuan Wangye sneaking up his ass, sticking to the door of Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian's dormitory to eavesdrop, but he also wanted to show weakness, so he took the initiative to find Yuan Wangye Said, "Why are you still holding a cucumber?"

"...Do you eat?" This tool that paid for Yuan Wangye's mistake has lost its special purpose.

"Let's eat," Shen Xianian took the cucumber and broke it into two pieces, chewed them crunchily, and returned the other half to Yuan Wangye, "Let's eat together."

"Well," Yuan Wangye whispered while chewing cucumbers, "Brother Nian, I want to talk to you."

Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye lowered their heads and gnawed cucumbers silently. The crisp sound of chewing echoed in the room, and neither of them seemed to intend to speak first.

"Brother Nian," Yuan Wangye couldn't hold back, "I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, no, it should have happened the day before yesterday."

"It's nothing."

Shen Xianian's duplicity was very serious, and reason told him that he should speak up, but in the end he couldn't say anything.

"Your reaction doesn't seem like it's nothing." Yuan Wangye put Shen Xianian's shoulder seriously, and said earnestly and sincerely, "This is the first time I'm in a relationship, so if I make you unhappy, you must say it. Anyway, I don't necessarily change."

"Then I'll say it straight."

"You said."

"I think your possessiveness, um... how should I put it, is a bit strong..." Shen Xianian carefully observed Yuan Wangye's expression. He has never given anyone any opinion on his personality in his life, even when facing his intimate friends. Lover, he was still a little apprehensive, "It's really just for work, you're too nervous about me."

"I'm afraid you ran away with someone else," Yuan Wangye said, "I'm serious."

Shen Xianian didn't expect that this sentence would come out of Yuan Wangye's mouth, he was serious...

"Obviously this problem...is for me to worry about," Shen Xianian said in a softer voice, and finally buried his head in his arms and turned his head away to prevent Yuan Wangye from looking at his face. If you don't go up to you, even if you can't be with you, at least you won't be left too far."

"I'm afraid that maybe it's just God seeing me as unlucky, so I sent you to be my boyfriend, and when I'm not so unlucky, I will take you back, and then I will become the most unlucky person in the world ,Alas!"

The tip of Shen Xianian's ear was bitten lightly, it was numb, as if he had been bitten by a playful puppy, he subconsciously covered his ears, lifted his blushing face from the crook of his arms, raised his face, He raised his arm to chop Yuan Wangye:

"What are you doing--"

"Because Brother Nian is so cute." Yuan Wangye held Shen Xianian's wrist, and he blushed like a ripe little apple. He put the palm of Shen Xianian's hand to his lips and pecked, blinking aggrievedly, "Dear me?" Anyone who sees you can only kiss your ears."

"Did you listen to me?" Shen Xianian's attitude softened unconsciously, "It's so itchy..."

"Brother Nian is so happy to think of me that way," Yuan Wangye hugged Shen Xianian on his lap, and rubbed his furry head against Shen Xianian's neck. He looked like a big dog acting like a baby, exuding a sunny and lively aura , "Super happy, super happy, I will never let you become the most unlucky person in the world, I will spoil you to the sky, fill you to the limit, and you will be the happiest person in the world from now on!"

"...so nasty."

Shen Xianian rolled up his sleeves, really got goosebumps all over his body, and Yuan Wangye showed a rather hurt expression, Shen Xianian couldn't hold back his smile, and kissed Yuan Wangye's thin lips that were drawn into a line while laughing:

"I was touched."

"Aren't you used to it?" Yuan Wangye put his arms around Yuan Wangye's waist and asked with a smile.

"I'm not used to it."

"Then I'll tell you every day until you don't get goosebumps."

"Yuan Wangye."

Shen Xianian suddenly put on a straight face, and called Yuan Wangye by his full name, Yuan Wangye immediately tensed up:

"exist!"

"Why are you so flirtatious?" Shen Xianian poked Yuan Wangye's forehead frantically with his fingers. He wanted to be jealous and could drink [-] bottles. "So I remember now, e-sports heroine?"

"Why, I'm not self-appointed."

"I don't care! See for yourself what unsightly comments are there!"

Yuan Wangye looked at the forwarded comments, as if he was in a large chicken farm:

-ah!Husband, stop shooting wild monsters, shoot me!

- There are several handsome horses in the trough, and my wife is ovulating online

- Husband, don't go in and out seven times under the tower, but go in and out seven times on me! !

Swipe down, and there is even a screenshot of my crotch playing games with my legs crossed. It is high-definition and uncensored, with clear outlines and amazing size. What is even more amazing is that the repost of this Weibo comment is simply unsightly. , you can smell a foul smell across the screen:

-I can

-provoke, I call the tide to stir up the base quickly

- Husband R Me! R I don't stop!

"Well, well, people call me husband anyway, do you know what people call you? Call you wife! Where do you get so many male fans!"

"Does the male fans blame me?! That day when I was fishing for male fans at the bottom of the water, they still called me husband!"

I really can’t blame the male fans for this matter. It’s very likely that those Nisu fans on the Internet who talk like 40-year-old bald, fat, big-eared men who chase after male stars and call "sister, wife, little princess" are actually quiet and well-behaved girls. , it can be seen that the online world is too dangerous and deceptive. Beware of new types of online fraud, everyone is responsible!

"That's it," Yuan Wangye said tentatively, "...then I'm going back?"

"Well," Shen Xianian nodded and smiled at Yuan Wangye, "Good night, my husband."

Yuan Wangye took a breath and asked calmly:

"Do you want me to go in and out of you?"

"do you want?"

Shen Xianian leaned back slightly, brushed his hair back, and smiled charmingly. Yuan Wangye swallowed his saliva, and boldly pressed Shen Xianian into the bed. Scattered like a drop of ink falling into clear water.

"Seven in and seven out is not enough?"

Yuan Wangye reached into Shen Xianian's T-shirt, held his slender and flexible waist, climbed up, and rolled his T-shirt to his chest. Shen Xianian was itchy when he touched him, and couldn't help laughing softly, pushing Yuan Wangye's head:

"It's itchy."

"Are you so sensitive?" Yuan Wangye gently rubbed the scar on Shen Xianian's chest with his fingertips, smiling innocently, revealing a pair of waxy white and playful little canine teeth, "Being a newbie driver, please bear with me."

(Please see the conversation for calling a car)

"Hey everyone, did you sleep well last night?"

The next day, Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye got up late. As soon as they got downstairs, they saw a radiant Chen Zui greeting everyone. Jiang Beicheng and Zhong Ziqian had already gone to work first. This month, ABOs were almost always picking up personal resources.

"Eh..." Yuan Wangye saw Chen Zui, his face changed, "Brother Zui—"

"what happened?"

"Did you feel, just... not feeling well yesterday?"

"Yes," Chen Zui nodded honestly, "That spicy chicken burger is too spicy, I ran to the toilet several times," Chen Zui slapped his thigh angrily, "Hey, I'm so angry, it hurts my ass!"

"...Huh? That's it?"

"What do you mean by that?" The words butt pain resonated greatly with Shen Xianian, "Don't look down on butt pain!"

"Don't dare, I'll pee!"

Yuan Wangye hid in the bathroom and called Ji Fei again. Ji Fei looked like a human being in the daytime, and he answered the phone and asked in a straight voice:

"Hello, this is Ji Fei, Director of the Internal Medicine Department of Hospital 404, what can I do—"

"You quack doctor! Selling counterfeit medicine!" Yuan Wangye yelled, what a broken medicine, made him worry for half the night, "That medicine is useless!"

"Why is it useless? Didn't you look for an antidote yesterday?"

"It's just useless, and it makes people have diarrhea! Ah, I'm not sure if it's the medicine..." After all, the spicy chicken burger is really strong enough, and it can't be wronged.

"How do you give medicine to people?"

"I mixed it with a Coke."

"Coke?!" Ji Fei roared, "Coke?! Did you mix it with Coke?"

"Where can I mix it with Coca-Cola?"

"Alcohol, boiled water, etc. Do you go to the bar to drink Coke? It's amazing," Ji Fei couldn't help but lament that the world is full of wonders, "But I just realized that this medicine is not compatible with Coke. improvement—"

After careful consideration, Yuan Wangye felt that the little pink pills were harmful to both others and himself, and would cause endless disasters, so he threw them all down the toilet and flushed them.