atypical business

Shuidilao is a chain restaurant brand hot pot restaurant that has suddenly become popular all over the country in recent years. The taste varies from person to person. Whether it tastes good or not is another matter, but the service attitude is absolutely at home. Go to the toilet and help you wipe your butt and lift your pants. In short, fishing at the bottom of the water, except that there is no way to find a partner for you, there is nothing their waiters can’t do.

This time ABO worked as a waiter for an hour, and the appearance fee was 500 million. Shen Xianian pressed the calculator at the speed of light in his heart: he used to be an hourly worker serving dishes for 20 yuan an hour, and serving five hours a day was the limit, but he came to the bottom of the water to fish Being a waiter for an hour can earn 100 million. Before, he had to serve dishes for 100 days to earn [-] million... Shen Xianian was full of fighting spirit: Can I be a waiter for you for a few more hours?I can do everything, and I'm good at cleaning toilets too!

Compared with other people, I don't have much enthusiasm. After all, they are all young masters who don't stick to the spring water. They are not interested in the service industry, so they just take it as an experience of life.

This time, ABO's waiter experience event was broadcast in the form of webcast, and cameras were filming the whole process, so it was hard to be lazy.

This time it is under the name of "ABO Serving You", but 90.00% of them are definitely fans who come to consume. They are waiting outside the door early, the whole sidewalk is crowded, and they even come on the first night Those who lined up were on the ground floor, and the scene was extremely exaggerated. Looking down from the top floor, there was a huge crowd of people, as if the world's limited edition brand-name products were on sale before the sale.

The window of the lounge on the second floor was opened a crack, and a head poked out. Jiang Beicheng saw the scene and immediately shouted:

"Oh my god, are you here to fight hot pot or to beat people?"

"Let me take a look," Yuan Wangye put Jiang Beicheng's head on top of him, and his back felt cold, "...how many plates do we have to serve?"

Shen Xianian also stepped forward, saying with experience:

"The plate is not the problem, the key is the number of people served. Suppose there are 1000 people dining at the same time, and there are fifty waiters. On average, one person serves twenty people, and an hour, six, 10 minutes, and an average of three minutes serve one person..."

"Do you know that it's even more terrifying to be counted by you like this!" Yuan Wangye pulled Shen Xianian's hair scattered on his face in fear.

"Let me see, let me see," Chen Zui jumped on Shen Xianian's back, because he couldn't face the cruel reality, he almost fell off Shen Xianian's back, and Zhong Ziqian caught him from behind, "No, "Chen was so frightened that he couldn't stand still, "It's impossible to let all these people in, right?! The store can be trampled down!"

"There will definitely be a limited flow," Zhong Ziqian glanced at it calmly, "It's only an hour, and it will pass soon."

As soon as Shui Di Lao opened, fans rushed into the store like wild horses, and the two seats squeezed six people alive. The big table was as lively as a family gathering during the Chinese New Year, and some people sat at the table: We give money, you don’t have to go dishes, can we sit at the table?This table is so crowded that two people can sit on it!

Those who can squeeze in are definitely ABO fans. Resisting the excitement of being able to receive idol service at close range, on the surface, they still pretend to order hot pot, and then start trying to call the waiter:

"Hello, please come here and get a pack of tissues."

"Hello, I dropped my chopsticks on the floor, please give me a new pair."

"Waiter! Get me a drink!"

In addition to the fixed waiters at each table, there is also a group of waiters who flow randomly. ABO is a random flow. They walk around and scream one after another. Call the waiter as much as possible:

"Hello, here is another brain flower."

"Okay." The waiter at the table left.

"Hi, I want a bean curd here!"

"Okay." The itinerant waiter left again.

"Add lotus root slices!"

"Okay." This took up another manpower.

"Hello! Service is needed here!"

Finally, thanks to the persistent efforts of the fans, they called Shen Xianian, and Shen Xianian walked to the table with a polite and sweet smile:

"Hello, do you need any help?"

"Ah ah ah..."

"Woooooooo..."

"I love you every year!"

"Dear wife—"

The fans cried with excitement, and shed tears of happiness. When they saw Shen Xianian at the tables around them, they immediately jumped up and rushed to raise their hands:

"Here! Here! Service needed!"

"waiter!"

"Come here, waiter!"

There is even a sexy male voice with a powerful voice like Hong Zhong shouting:

"Husband, come here!"

Shen Xianian hovered between the tables, at most it meant asking him to pour a glass of water and pack a tissue, but the ultimate goal was to see the beauty.Shen Xianian is like a spinning top, because of his previous work habits, it is not difficult for him to lower his posture, but in Yuan Wangye's eyes, he feels very uncomfortable: he knows that these fans do not have malicious intentions, they just want to Communicate with Shen Xianian as much as possible, but the more seriously Shen Xianian responds to everyone's expectations, it will only lead to more unanswered dissatisfaction and disappointment, which will turn into heavier expectations.

Finally it was the turn of the table of male fans. Shen Xianian asked with a smile if he needed help. The male fan said that he wanted to hear Shen Xianian sing "Learn to Meow", and the fans immediately surrounded Shen Xianian with a roar.

Yuan Wangye could no longer keep silent: I have never heard of Shen Xianian meowing, so why should he meow for you!In the end, Shen Xianian really responded to every request. He clenched his fist into a claw and put it on his cheek, twisting and singing sweetly:

"Let's learn to meow together, meow meow meow meow meow..."

"My brother is so cute——"

"Wife ah ah!"

"It's so cute..."

"Oooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo every year"

Yuan Wangye was furious, and firmly remembered the faces of this group of people who called "wives". Why are they all girls?Forget it, all of them will be included in this month's luxury assassination list, shoot and kill!

"Hello, service is needed here!"

Yuan Wangye turned around, put on a smile with the corners of his mouth up thirty degrees and walked to the table:

"Hello, what do you need help with?"

"We also want to listen to "Learning to Meow," Yuan Wangye was struck by lightning for a moment, and his smile gradually disappeared. The fan asked cautiously, "Can, is it possible?"

Yuan Wangye declined:

"I'm sorry, I can't sing." Let me learn how to meow for you, why not meow like a groundhog!Even if I, Yuan Wangye, are confused, even if no one loves me, I will never sing "Learn to Meow"!

Some people are in dire straits, while others are in trouble:

"Oh, let me tell you about the hot pot. I have experience. The longer the meat is cooked in the red pot, the more delicious it will be..." Chen Zui sat on his seat and frantically poured meat into the pot. It was so delicious...Chen Qiang swallowed his saliva Impulsively, "Come on, try it, isn't it delicious?"

“The best and the best!”

"It's delicious!"

"My brother's hot pot is delicious!"

"Let's eat Zui Zui together!" The fans squeezed inside again, but they were still able to move a seat, signaling Chen Zui to take a seat, "Don't work too hard!"

"Ah, this is not good..." Chen Zui said so, his buttocks were already aligned with the seat and he was ready to take a seat. In the eyes of everyone expecting him, he was caught on the spot by Zhong Ziqian who fell from the sky, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh What are you doing!" Chen Zui immediately made excuses repeatedly, "I just want to sit down when I'm tired, and help them cook a hot pot, and chat with them, I don't want to steal it!"

"Ah."

Zhong Ziqian responded lightly, and was called away by the fans at the table behind him. He was surrounded by girls, and he didn't know what topic he was talking about. It was rare that Zhong Ziqian's dead face could smile, and Chen was most dissatisfied. He curled his lips and just passed Jiang Beicheng. Seeing that he was unhappy, Jiang Beicheng asked thoughtfully:

"What's the matter, Xiao Chen?"

"Look at Aqian, he didn't let me rest, and he talked and laughed with the girls." Chen Zui waved the tray in his hand, wishing to slap Zhong Ziqian's head flat with one plate, "Do you think it's hateful? It's really hateful." Extreme!"

"Haha, it's okay, go and take a rest when you're tired, Xiaonian is also in the lounge."

In fact, being a waiter is not more tiring than usual training, but it is more mentally exhausting. As soon as Chen Zui put the plate away, he clasped his hands together apologetically to the fans who were still clamoring for service: I will leave as soon as I leave. return!

Chen Zui walked to the lounge, and through the door, he could vaguely hear Yuan Wangye's voice acting cute:

"Let's meow together, meow meow meow together, and act like a spoiled child in your arms..."

Chen Zui pushed the door and entered, and sure enough, he saw Yuan Wangye meowing in Shen Xianian's arms. His whole body was soaked in tenderness and sweetness. From the corner of his eye, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Chen Zui, his face was as red as hot pot bottoms, and he bounced away quickly:

"Ouch I'm going!"

"Ah, my eyes are so hot..." Chen Zui covered his eyes immediately, for fear of being silenced by Mr. Yuan Wu, "Ah, why can't I see anything? Did the red soup make me so hot just now..."

Although the two of them were tired of each other, Chen Zui was still envious from the bottom of his heart: Look, someone else's boyfriend can meow like a cat, but what can Zhong Ziqian do?Let's learn how to call bells together, and "you are my best friend" together.

Suddenly there was a heart-piercing scream from outside the door, and Zhong Ziqian rushed over to report the enemy's situation:

"The circle is kicking."

"What are they doing here?"

"It seems to be looking for Team Jiang."

"It must be the hybrid rice that harassed Brother Beicheng!"

Everyone in the ABO shared the same hatred, with 120 points of spirit, and vowed to defend the captain to the end. The four went out glamorously, and saw OOT surrounded by the crowd at a glance. They were all wearing civilian clothes, sitting in a temporary Put the hot pot on the seat.Su Liu wore a T-shirt with the hope of the whole village printed on it. It was really eye-catching among the teammates who bowed their heads and ate their meat. He raised his hand in greeting:

"Hello! Service is needed here!"

Since OOT is a star, ordinary waiters dare not act rashly, so this heavy responsibility can only fall on Jiang Beicheng. Jiang Beicheng smiled softly and walked in front of Su Liu:

"Hello, do you need any help?"

"The meat is too hot," Su Liu asked innocently while holding a large lump of hot meat, "Can you blow it up for me?"

"No problem, just wait."

Jiang Beicheng's smile didn't change, he rummaged quickly in his apron pocket, and took out a mini electric fan, which was in the shape of Peppa Pig. He turned on the switch, and the small fan whirred. The fan blew on the lump of meat for a while, then turned off the small fan:

"Okay, please use it slowly, the meat should not be too cold, otherwise it will cause taste."

"……thanks."

"It seems that Brother Beicheng can handle it by himself."

Shen Xianian's admiration for Jiang Beicheng was even higher.

"Brother Beicheng, are you tired, why don't you sit down and eat together?"

"I'm not tired, I'm leaving get off work soon, let's eat together when I have time."

"Wow--"

The fans exclaimed enviously: So the relationship between ABO and OOT is so good?Every day, I watched the marketing accounts being praised every now and then, and I thought their relationship was incompatible.

After the waiter experience in Shuidilao was over, the five ABOs, except for Shen Xianian, were all so tired that they collapsed in the nanny's car.

"Actually, are you okay?" Shen Xianian caressed Yuan Wangye who was pillowed on his lap, "I feel quite relaxed..."

"It's not easy! I think I'm going to be torn into twenty pieces!" Yuan Wangye rubbed his face in pain.

"I think that if you work an hour, you can earn 100 million yuan. It's super profitable." Shen Xianian began to calculate again. He sincerely felt that this way of making money is very easy. "Under normal circumstances, it is only 20 yuan an hour. Only 100 hours can earn [-] million, but I don’t know if the salary has increased now, maybe it will be higher..."

"How could you do such a calculation?" Chen Zui, who didn't know why, couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hahaha, Xiaonian is quite good at counting."

Everyone was laughing and joking, only Yuan Wangye didn't speak.Shen Xianian thought Yuan Wangye was too tired, so he patted Yuan Wangye's shoulder lightly, coaxing him to sleep like a baby.In the end, Yuan Wangye grabbed his hand, put it on his lips and pecked lightly, and the tenderness that belonged to Shen Xianian swam in those serious peach blossom eyes:

"I'll never tire you again."

Yuan Wangye traced the shape of love with silent lips—it's a pity that Shen Xianian didn't understand.Yuan Wangye said it a few more times, but Shen Xianian still showed the confusion of "What did you say? Say it again".

In the end Yuan Wangye couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his hand and grabbed Shen Xianian's loose long hair and pulled it down, forcing him to lower his head, then Yuan Wangye moved his lips up, and secretly kissed Shen Xianian sweetly.Shen Xianian didn't expect Yuan Wangye to attack him unexpectedly, covered his mouth and yanked Yuan Wangye's cheek, Yuan Wangye was ripped silently, and suddenly the phone in Shen Xianian's pocket dinged, which allowed Yuan Wangye to save his life.

Shen Xianian took out his mobile phone and looked at it, he was stunned for a moment, the message was from Shen Xiashi:

-Brother, that person is back. He is in the hospital. He said he wants to see you, but he won’t leave until he sees you. Are you free now?

Shen Xianian quickly replied to Shen Xiashi's text message:

- free, wait for me, i'll be right there

This was the first time Yuan Wangye saw Shen Xianian showing such an expression, such an undisguised anger, his fingertips vigorously poking the phone screen to make a rattling sound.

"Damn..." Shen Xianian cursed with trembling lips, Yuan Wangye had never heard Shen Xianian swear, he felt Shen Xianian trembling uncontrollably, "Damn... bastard..."