atypical business

"No, absolutely not, there's no need to discuss it," Hong Dingding rebuffed righteously, "Xia Nian, even if you endorse sanitary napkins, you can't endorse pants!"

"Why? Not Brother Ding, I really need money, 40 for the endorsement fee, 40!" Shen Xianian stretched out all four fingers tremblingly, "I have never seen so much money since I was a child. I still have 28 yuan to open with the company on July [-]rd, Ding Ge—"

"Xia Nian, listen to Brother Ding. Brother Ding is definitely not harming you. Brother Ding is also for your own good, but he also has his own considerations. Think about it, you are an idol, an idol! You are electricity, light, billions A girl's dream!" Hong Dingding said sadly, "Your target audience is women. If you endorse pants, who will make sales for you? You ask your female fans to help you buy pants? Who usually wears pants to others? look--"

Shen Xianian suddenly covered Hong Dingding's chattering mouth:

"Shh, Brother Ding, did you hear anything?"

"What sound?" Hong Dingding listened carefully for a while, "What sound? Why didn't I hear it?"

"It's the voice of my heart breaking!" Shen Xianian's heart was really aching, "I really can't live through this day! Xiaoye has already received three personal resources! I—"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, what are you talking about?" Hong Dingding didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "How can you compare with Mr. Yuan Wu? Even if they really endorsed the pants, they would be out of stock." , can't compare, can't compare..."

"Ai..." Shen Xianian scratched his hair, "Ai——" A sense of sadness welled up in his heart, "Ai! Thank you, Brother Ding..."

"Oh, by the way, Xia Nian, the company is planning to change the script of "Love in Love", so there will be no short dramas in the first issue of "ABO Family"." Hong Dingding smiled and leaned into Shen Xia Nian's ear, "Hehe , the company wants to add a play to you!"

"Okay, thank you Brother Ding! But can you stop playing the vicious female supporting role?"

"No problem, this is no problem!"

Hong Dingding promised again and again, and Shen Xianian finally calmed down a little - it's impossible!What are pants?As long as he is willing to pay, Shen Xia Nian won't even bat an eyelid if he asks Shen Xia Nian to speak for Victoria's Secret Underwear.

"Jiang team, really, it's really not that I owe money and don't pay it back, the conscience of heaven and earth, you see," Shen Xianian handed over the bank card balance text message to Jiang Beicheng with both hands, crying, "A monthly salary of [-] yuan, Brother Ding told me to give it to me." It costs money to buy a navy, it costs money to buy fans, it costs money to advertise, it costs money to become a Weibo member, and I don’t even have [-] in my hands!”

Shen Xianian fell into Jiang Beicheng's arms as if "weak and weak", his eyes rolled, charmingly:

"Team Jiang, don't worry, I will definitely pay back the money, and I will pay you back. What do you need? Nanny? Shoe-carrying brother? Security guard? I am doing the first radio gymnastics in the country very well! I When I was in elementary school, I was still the team leader with exercises!"

"What do I lack..." Jiang Beicheng thought about it seriously, and snapped his fingers. He smiled with a small dimple on his left cheek, looking gentle and cute, "I lack a wife."

"Uh," Shen Xianian scratched his head in embarrassment, "my mother and my younger brother are the only ones in my family. My younger brother can't help it. My mother was also a great beauty when she was young. How about—"

"You young?"

Jiang Beicheng looked at Shen Xianian sharply, and Shen Xianian waved his hands again and again:

"No, no, of course it's a joke. If I marry you, I can't let my mother marry you, right hahaha..."

"What are you doing?!" Yuan Wangye almost kicked the door in, "Qingqing, my, disgusting!"

"Oh, Xiaoye is jealous?" Jiang Beicheng pulled Yuan Wangye towards him with a smile, and hugged him too, "That's right, you were the most clingy to me when you were young, come, Yebao, come to your brother Beicheng's arms and give you a purr. "

"Never!"

Yuan Wangye patted Jiang Beicheng's hand away mercilessly, and Jiang Beicheng showed a rather hurt expression:

"The rebellious period, the rebellious period has arrived."

"Well, that's okay, I'll go first."

Shen Xianian crawled out of Jiang Beicheng's arms and ran away.Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng were left behind. Recently, Jiang Beicheng dyed his hair green due to his styling needs, and it seems that the hair dye was not adjusted properly, and the saturation was too high, which caused Jiang Beicheng's whole body to glow green. Everyone said that green protects the eyes. But the green was too much, and Yuan Wangye felt a little pain in his eyes:

"Brother Beicheng, I want to ask you something."

"You say it."

"Aren't you, that," Yuan Wangye hesitated, "Forget it."

"My God, don't say half of it!"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay..."

"Come back to me, you bastard!"

It's been a long time since Shen Xianian has been on the trumpet, and today he boarded the trumpet to take a look...why can't he understand the world again?

@快洛追星Start from me: I’ve seen all the woc underpants, isn’t it true?My mother said, if you look at a person's underpants, you will marry that person, yes, that person, Yuan who looks at that wild, when will we marry our little beauty?

@野年的女儿: Damn, Brother Nian actually wears pig-headed underpants, a bit disillusioned and hungry, isn’t it Ye Nian but Nian Ye?Forget about Nianye, and Ono is also quite suitable for being a flower. I am not afraid of this beast.

@否不必策贱: [Sleepy] [Sleepy] Days, yn is so blood red that I lost my knock point, otherwise I will go to knock adult, don't you like the adult group?Jiang Zelei X Shenye Shancai arrange it

@圣乐土土:?What nonsense did the young master say?I don't believe it, my sister must be wearing fluffy pink lace underwear and bowknot briefs, the young master is still puzzled, my sister can only wear pig head pants to make the young master happy, my sister has a hard life, the young master has grown up I want to buy Victoria’s Secret underwear for my sister. Dress up my sister beautifully, so that I can play [love you]

@红红猪BB: I’ve seen all the underpants, Ye Nian doi is a real hammer, I’m going to repost a koi bless Ye Nian every day doi

...Why is it this again, Shen Xianian entered this fan's Weibo homepage with trembling hands, and unfollowed him like a tiger with one operation.Shen Xianian found the people who followed this small account from the reposts and comments on the large Weibo account. Originally, he wanted to see if they would give him any advice, or give a shit, and listen to other people's compliments, but His fans have two faces. Shen Xianian's Weibo and his own Weibo are completely different. In his Weibo comments:

"Brother wants to walk the road of flowers!"

"It's our little pretty [heart] [heart] [love you] [love you]"

"Mountains and rivers are beautiful, not as beautiful as your [heart] [heart]"

"Crush me every year!!! The rice cake will stick to you forever!!!"

And on their own territory, there are those named Shen Xianian's son, elder brother, younger brother, and husband, as well as those named Big Beauty, Little Pretty, and Carefree. Call him sister, sister, wife?Shen Xia Nian really has a hundred thousand reasons, he intends to harass Chen Zui, all the problems encountered in the fan circle, as long as he consults Chen Zui, all can be solved easily.

- most, wake up

- what's up

-I saw a sentence today, "Ono is also quite suitable for being a flower", what does it mean to be suitable for being a flower?

- just right

-Forehead! ! ! ! ! ! !

Well, then why would someone call me elder sister? ? ?

- That's Nisu powder, it's okay! !I have it too

- oh , ok , good night

-By the way, I’ve been chasing a fanfic about you and Ono recently. Do you want to read it? The setting is quite interesting. Ono is a flirtatious playboy, you are a pole dancer, or an ABO setting. You run with the ball Woolen cloth!

Um?Why is this setting so familiar?oh!The one who played football together!

- No, why did you include the group name in the article? ? ?

-The ABO here is not the group name, it is a setting, you can go to Baidu for details

- What is running with the ball?Dribble the ball?

- run with the ball , you ran away with the baby

-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ?

What East C? ?I? ?Pregnant? ? ?

-ABO setting, it's normal to have a baby, okay, Aqian urged me to sleep, good night, tweet me

Just as Chen Zui was lying on the bed, Shen Xianian sent a song to share: "No One Can Sleep Tonight", Chen Zui laughed out loud, and Zhong Ziqian turned over:

"Who is chatting with, so happy."

"Of course my baby is cute every year!"

"Oh."

"Jealous?" Chen Zui winked at Zhong Ziqian, "Don't worry, I will always love you the most."

"There is no need to joke in private, good night."

Zhong Ziqian turned off the light, and the darkness engulfed the entire room. Chen Zui opened his eyes and lay there for an unknown amount of time before suddenly calling out cautiously:

"Aqian?"

"Sleeping? So soon," Chen Zui smiled, and suddenly let out a light sigh, "I'm not joking with you, good night."

After finishing speaking, Chen Zui was also wrapped in an air-conditioning quilt, and fell asleep with his back to Zhong Zi.

The dormitory was very quiet. There were cars speeding by outside the window from time to time, the air conditioner was rumbling, and Chen Zui was breathing a little unevenly. Zhong Ziqian turned over lightly, staring blankly at the back of Chen Zui's head.

The short play Time Company of the first issue of "ABO Family" changed it into a game session. The game was played in the game of whoever laughs first loses. Players have a sip of water in their mouths. Whoever makes the other party laugh first wins. Shen Xianian Immediately choose to abstain from:

"Forgive me, my smile is very low!"

"Really?" Hong Dingding took out his mobile phone, "Then I'll read you a few jokes to test your humor." "Hahahahaha!"

"I haven't read it yet, what are you laughing at?!"

"I think it's funny when I think you're going to test me for a smile hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"..." Hong Dingding pulled aside Shen Xianian, who was laughing so hard that he was about to kick his butt with his heels, "Do you still want the camera?"

Enlightened, Shen Xianian rolled up his sleeves and joined the game vigorously. He drew lots to choose his opponent, and Yuan Wangye drew first. As a result, the first opponent he drew was Shen Xianian.

"Ono, be merciful..."

Yuan Wangye provoked a smirk coolly:

"it is good."

Shen Xianian pushed his long hair back, and poured a mouthful of water full of ambition and pride: I'm going to go, I've poured too much!At this moment, Shen Xianian was like a frog. He turned his head with a sad face. Yuan Wangye, who also had his cheeks bulging into a frog, stared at him with big eyes. In an instant, Shen Xianian sprayed, spraying Yuan Wangye all over his face.

"..." Yuan Wangye was stunned.

Shen Xianian hurriedly rolled up his sleeves to wipe Yuan Wangye's face, and as soon as he wiped Yuan Wangye's face, Yuan Wangye also sprayed, spraying Shen Xianian all over the face:

"..."

The teammate on the side had already laughed out of the camera, Hong Dingding hurriedly put the next pair on top, and asked Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye to go to the side to tidy up before coming back.

"Why do you laugh when you see me?" Yuan Wangye was wiping his face, revealing a pair of big black eyes from behind the towel, hitting Shen Xianian's heart directly, "Do I look funny?"

"No, no, it's my fault," Shen Xianian apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, I really don't laugh, it's true!"

"Ok."

The second round of the competition restarted. Shen Xianian didn't dare to drink so much water anymore. Yuan Wangye also learned his lesson. The two stared at each other without making funny faces or making funny moves. Both are addicted to beauty and cannot extricate themselves.

Suddenly Chen Zui appeared from the side, and sang softly in Shen Xianian's ear:

"Who is in the ear, saying, love me will never change..."

Chen most!You are my father!I kneel down to you!Don't make trouble, okay?Shen Xianian was so suppressed that he trembled all over, his nose felt sore, his eyes darkened, his nerves twitched, and water spewed out of his nostrils!

"Cough cough cough-"

Shen Xianian felt as if he had eaten a catty of lemons. From his nose to his brain, his teammates rushed up to give him a pat on the back, and Yuan Wangye swallowed the water in his mouth calmly:

"I won." Okay, okay, you won, you won, please forgive me... Shen Xianian's eyes were straightened, and Yuan Wangye suddenly hugged him, "Brother Nian is wronged."

Don't dare to be wronged, don't dare to be wronged...

After the first episode of "ABO Family" was aired, it gained explosive discussions and topics, especially the scene of Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye spraying water on each other, which was intercepted by major marketing accounts to make emoticons, and some people took screenshots as couple portraits , Passers-by watched it laughingly and jumped into the pit, but there are always some fans who are either tearing up, or on the way to tearing up, and some of Yuan Wangye's Du Wei thinks that Shen Xianian is deliberately spraying their brother, he is simply a viper woman!Shen Xianian will die badly!So in a premeditated and organized way, the topic of #沉夏年打友友# started.

Little Yuan Wuye, who had just finished eating chicken, saw this topic as soon as he opened Weibo, and felt uncomfortable again: Didn't Shen Xianian say that he doesn't play games?So you secretly played games with other men behind my back?Still spraying teammates?Spraying teammates is still on the hot search?How could there be such an idiot idol?

So Yuan Wangye clicked on the Weibo topic and saw that the whole topic was full of GIFs, screenshots, and long Weibo posts of Shen Xianian spraying him, comprehensively analyzing Shen Xianian's deliberate, malicious, and ill-intentioned spraying of Yuan Wangye, even the trajectory and shape of the water spray. I cut out several pictures, analyzed how much Shen Xianian used to spray Yuan Wangye from a scientific point of view, and analyzed Shen Xianian’s various reasons for spraying Yuan Wangye from a subjective point of view... This can no longer be described as "uncomfortable". Thousands of words are stuck in the throat , and finally with Yuan Wangye's finger pulled down, the anger gathered to the apex and finally burst out with a full of air:

"Fuck you mua!"