atypical business

It is said that there is no unreasonable love, and there is no unreasonable hatred, but it turns out that there is indeed unreasonable hatred. After Yuan Wangye's popularity soared, the sunspots immediately concentrated on bombarding Yuan Wangye, both malicious and malicious. Guo Luhei, who is purely "I just see you unhappy", has been caught and bombarded by the sunspots with astronomical telescopes.

On Chen Zui's birthday, he celebrated his birthday with his teammates in the dormitory in the form of webcast.Different from Yuan Wangye's birthday last time, this time there are millions of fans watching, so naturally it can't be too out of line.Shen Xianian didn't dare to take the cake anymore, so he sat aside and acted like a well-behaved baby.

"Brother Nian, what did you give Brother Chen Zui?"

"Pillow."

"what?!"

"I lied to you, hahaha," Shen Xianian smiled and thumped Yuan Wangye's chest, then whispered into Yuan Wangye's ear, "That pillow is unique, it's just for you!"

"Hey, who cares."

Yuan Wangye said it was not unusual, but in fact he couldn't sleep at night without hugging Shen Xianian's body pillow.

Chen Zui said some words of thanks in front of the camera, and then Zhong Ziqian served the birthday cake, and everyone sang the birthday song together.Human life is a purgatory. For Yuan Wangye, any behavior that asks him to open his mouth into tune is a form of discrediting. Yuan Wangye sings out of tune. The only comfort is that he can hear his out of tune—but This is of no use, just try to avoid singing with your mouth open.

The worst thing is that Chen Zui is on the live broadcast. It would be uninteresting for Yuan Wangye not to sing the birthday song, but if he sings the birthday song, it will cause a mess of people... Shen Xianian suggested to turn off the lights, and then everyone happily sang the birthday song :

"Happy Birthday!"

In an instant, the bullet screen was silent: fans in front of various electronic devices dug their ears in unison: Does such an ugly birthday song really exist?Why is it that a boy group that sings and dances like an idol, even sings the birthday song collectively out of tune?I'm going to broadcast live online, self-destruct with my ears open, tell nonsense with my toes:

-Brothers sing really well [heart]

- like the sound of nature

-Today I'm just a piggy girl who was influenced by art and shed tears of pearls

Yuan Wangye looked at his teammates movedly, and received a series of firm and affirmative gazes: Don't be afraid, we will accompany you out of tune!What a tearful love than Jin Jian's teammates!Yuan Wangye was no longer confused, and he sang along:

"Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to you……"

A piece of bullet screen was written: "Ah, my ear has a miscarriage" "Is this the throat that was choked by the devil?" "I was killed in battle!!"

After singing, everyone's eyes on Yuan Wangye became "Go away, my mother won't let me play with idiots", Yuan Wangye's out-of-tune was so serious that it took everyone else's intonation away...

Fortunately, the fans thought that the teammates were chasing entertainment and intentionally singing out of tune.

"Next is the gift-giving session, hehe," Chen rubbed his hands most expectantly, "Let me guess, who gave me the gift! This is... customized earphones! And my name!" Chen He tilted his head and thought for a while, "Is... Captain Jiang?"

"That's right." Jiang Beicheng snapped his fingers.

"Thank you Team Jiang! I'll take a look at this... It looks like it was given by Ono."

Chen Zui put this gleaming and exaggerated watch on his wrist, Yuan Wangye chuckled, Chen Zui leaned over and rubbed Yuan Wangye's head lovingly.

"Let me take a look at this bag, hey, it's a doll!" Chen Zui took out a doll with a pleasant smile and two white front teeth from the pink and tender packaging bag, "It looks like me! Wow , and a lot of little clothes!"

The bullet screen flew over:

-Most you silly child, this is you! ! ! !

-Ah, ah, the most certified! !

- Sisters, here's a link, it's too cute 8! !

Fans of some stars will invite painters to design a Q-version of the star, making it into a Q-version doll, and matching it with a lot of cute little clothes, which can be changed for the doll.

"Can you change clothes? It's so cute, is this a Barbie doll?" Perhaps out of male instinct, Chen's first reaction was to take off the doll's pants, "You can take off the pants—"

"NO!"

Shen Xianian swooped, but it was still too late. The five people present and the 600 million fans all saw this horrifying scene: Such a cute Q-version doll actually had a stick in its crotch——Shen Xianian hurriedly stuffed the doll's little pout into it. Putting it into the arms of Chen Zui, who was still in shock, with a smile on his face:

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Love every year!"

When Chen came back to his senses, he gratefully gave Shen Xianian a big hug. The last remaining gift was undoubtedly given by Zhong Ziqian. Chen Zui bought it deliberately, saying that he would save it for the night and secretly dismantle it:

"Aqian must have stuffed caterpillars in the gift box, scaring you to death!"

"I didn't stuff the caterpillar." Zhong Ziqian was helpless.

As a result, there was a tag #ABO唱生日歌走音# on the hot search the next day. ABO’s birthday song deliberately sang out of tune was reposted by major marketing accounts. This kind of marketing account is paid to do things, unless it is genuine. Some companies want to maliciously smear a certain artist, otherwise they generally enter neutral content when reposting, most of them are "hahahaha" without nutrition. You can click on the hot comments and hot retweets to see, all of them are " Passerby's "objective comment":

-Passers-by felt that Yuan Wangye sang the worst

-Others are deliberately singing out of tune, I feel that Yuan Wangye is really out of tune (I'm a passerby, don't spy on me, it won't work)

-This is the strength of the top traffic group in China? [hehe]

……

In the past, Yuan Wangye's black fans were not so rampant. They were all secretly poked and referred to by various nicknames. Now the sunspots suddenly exploded like mitosis. "Yuan Datou, Yuan Gungun" and other black names, and they directly insulted them with their full names in an open and aboveboard manner, and they couldn't delete them all.

-Yuan Wangye's brainless fans still have two seconds to arrive on the battlefield

-Finally speak our minds, respect you are a man

- hold on bro [doge]

……

But objectively speaking, it is a fact that Yuan Wangye's singing is out of tune, and it is no wonder that he was ridiculed by the crowd. In the past, Yuan Wangye hid this shortcoming and made use of his strengths to avoid weaknesses. Fans also tacitly kept silent about this matter.

Now everyone is staring at Yuan Wangye, even when he accidentally exposed his underwear while dancing when he first debuted, he was dug out and ridiculed——Yuan Wangye's mentality collapsed again.

"Ah——" Shen Xianian let out a wail of the bone spirit showing its prototype after being photographed by the demon mirror, and rolled over from the bed, "Why do you have 800 million left after you get it?!" Shen Xianian slammed his head on the mattress Boom, "ah! ah! ah!"

This can’t be blamed on Create, the share between Create and artists is [-] points, companies [-], artists [-], it can be called the conscience of the industry who is a living bodhisattva.The vast majority of entertainment companies are divided between [-] and [-] with the artist, and the company takes the lead because it includes all kinds of messy expenses for the artist, such as packaging fees, marketing fees, and public relations fees, plus taxes, five insurances, etc. One gold and so on, so Shen Xianian can get nearly half of the money, which is already considered immortal. Seven zeros become six zeros. Although this is a small step forward for the decimal point, it is a step backward in Shen Xianian's life. stride!

Shen Xianian's original plan was to get 2000 million to study and Du Hong announced to study abroad. After returning from his studies, he would fight for the construction of a socialist harmonious society all his life, then hide in the hospital to treat his mother and himself, and then return to ordinary life. .

For an idol star like Shen Xianian, disappearing from public view for a year is no different from quitting the entertainment circle.

This circle is so big, people come and go, what the public sees is the beautiful and bright side, no matter how bad it is, there are some jokes and scandals, since some people are making a grand debut, some people will leave sadly, and there is no one who is irreplaceable of.

The love of fans is purely one-sided. Stars are glamorous items that are not for sale in the open window. Some people stop because they are attracted, appreciate and become obsessed with them, but because they are not for sale, no one can take them away. Light love will be thin, and naturally it will stop nostalgia after the enthusiasm fades away.

But to be liked by so many strangers who have never met before is really a very honored and happy thing...

When people get annoyed, they suffer from insomnia, and if they suffer from insomnia, they want to go to the rooftop to blow some air. If they figure it out, they go back to sleep, but if they can’t figure it out, it’s also a good choice to relieve their worries.

"...Brother Nian? Why haven't you slept yet?"

"I'm asking you this, right? It's so late and you still don't sleep."

Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye met unexpectedly on the rooftop. Yuan Wangye was leaning on the railing, with his arms hanging outside the railing, blowing a comfortable night breeze. From time to time, cars drove by on the road in the middle of the night, and his profile was reflected vividly. It was bright, but was submerged by the warm street lights again. He turned his head, looked into Shen Xianian's tired but gentle phoenix eyes, and said with a smile:

"I can not sleep."

"Why can't you sleep?" Shen Xianian imitated Yuan Wangye's posture, hanging his arms outside the railing, "Go to bed early to grow taller."

"I know."

"Is there something on your mind?" Shen Xianian leaned on the railing with a smile on her face, "Tell me what you're unhappy about, and make me happy?"

"...Every time I say it, this time you say it first."

"You first."

"Rock paper scissors," Yuan Wangye raised his fist and stretched it out in front of Shen Xianian. He always solved problems in a simple and rude way, "Whoever loses will speak first."

Shen Xianian lost, he cheated and wanted to win two out of three rounds, Yuan Wangye followed him, unexpectedly Shen Xianian won two rounds in a row, Yuan Wangye looked helplessly at Shen Xianian's cloth wrapped around his fist, Shen Xianian's hand was nothing compared to his own Big, slender fingers, rough palms covered with a thin layer of calluses, obviously worn out by years of hard work.Yuan Wangye let go of his fist, inserted his fingers into Shen Xianian's, and interlocked his fingers. Shen Xianian was a little uncomfortable because of this ambiguous behavior that was obviously full of childishness, but was inexplicable. , who would hold hands with colleagues like this...

"Brother Nian, am I really bad? I can't sing well, I have a background," Yuan Wangye said uncertainly about the last point, "Also...is my head really big?"

"Who said that? Don't look at the online reviews," Shen Xianian quickly pulled out his finger, stroked Yuan Wangye's soft hair, smiling brightly, "Your head is not big, that's why they can't find fault with your face That's why I said so."

"Singing badly and having a background are both facts. There are too many people in this place who are better than me and work harder than me. They want to be known and liked by more people. If I didn't rely on my family, how many people would know me now?"

"Do you like the stage?" Shen Xianian asked an irrelevant question.

"I like it." Yuan Wangye gave Shen Xianian a look of "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Why do you like it?"

"Because... I really enjoyed that feeling," Yuan Wangye couldn't find the exact adjective to describe that wonderful moment, "There are so many people who like you, screaming and applauding for you, of course you I would like to show my best self to more people who like you. At that time, my second brother was singing in an underground karaoke hall. The venue was small, smoky, and the environment was not good. The music was like a bomb exploding in your ears Open," Yuan Wangye's eyes sparkled with excitement, caught in the memory, "but the second brother always takes every performance seriously, it makes people excited, I don't know how to say it, but anyway, watching it will make people get goosebumps The kind of shock... I also want to bring this kind of shock to fans, even if they don't like me in the future, they will feel that they don't regret liking me."

"So you are working hard." Shen Xianian has been blown by the wind for a long time, his fingers are cold, he gently caresses Yuan Wangye's increasingly handsome face, with a bright smile, "You can rap, you can dance, and you can drive the atmosphere of the audience , very contagious, isn’t that enough? If I were a fan in the audience, I would definitely fall in love with Ono too!”

"Can't you fall in love on stage—" Yuan Wangye's mouth moved faster than his brain, and then he hesitated and made excuses all over the place, "No, what I mean is that you can love me regardless of your status ——Ah, it’s not that kind of love, don’t think about it, you understand it’s just..." Yuan Wangye simply gave up resisting, his eyes no longer flickered, and fell straight into Shen Xianian’s eyes:

"I want to go to a bigger stage with you."

"..."

The night wind in May is not so cold anymore, it is very comfortable, blowing Shen Xianian's long hair swaying behind his head, like a tangible wind, Yuan Wangye subconsciously winds around Shen Xianian's long hair, like this, he can hold the wind tightly hand, but Shen Xianian dodged it with his head down.

"Brother Nian, I'm sorry, I just..."

"I promise you."

"what?"

"I'll go to a bigger stage with you," Shen Xianian raised his face and said firmly, "I am willing."

"Why are you so serious all of a sudden..." Yuan Wangye's cheeks were hot and red like an apple.

Yuan Wangye's subsequent words were all kept in his mouth, because Shen Xianian stood on tiptoe and kissed him. The kiss was light and unreliable. Yuan Wangye wanted to reach out to hug Shen Xianian, but Shen Xianian fled away lightly:

"The good night kiss I owed you last time, I'm going to sleep, good night, Oo Ono."

"……Good night."

Yuan Wangye blew another gust of wind on the roof to calm down, and suddenly realized belatedly that he forgot to ask Shen Xianian why he came to blow the wind...