atypical business

A photo, in the eyes of different fan groups, has different concerns.

In the eyes of CP, this is the wedding photo:

@野年 Brand Magnifying Glass: What kind of CPs are I knocking on? The mosquito coils in the supermarket are straighter than yours. What’s the point of hiding them? ? ?As long as I don't die suddenly, I can knock it out, I want to stand on the 8844 Himalayas and shout: Wild Years is real! ! !Ye Nian is locked up by Lao Tzu! !Keys-Chan most swallowed! ! ! ! !

@正确话: I woke up this morning and accidentally knocked down the fairy water on the bedside, and the water that hit the ground gathered into five big characters: Wild Years is real, I went out and saw wild geese flying south in the sky, constantly changing The formation was lined up: Ye Nian is real, because I kept looking up at the sky, and was splashed with water by passing cars, and the splashed water gathered on my clothes into five words: Ye Nian is real, It's nothing, it's God's will

@三木成森: My Xiaoyueyue Expressway ran wildly and burst into tears, I squatted on the top of the mountain and blew the golden snake wildly with suona, and I, Ma Jingtao, roared in the rain—Ye Nian gave me doi! ! ! !Right now! ! !Give me do until the end of time! ! !As long as the earth is still spinning, wild year love can't be broken! ! ! !

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In the eyes of Duwei, this is the real-time crime scene record, which must be linked together and implicate the whole family:

@我很病别失者老子: @Create创建娱乐@洪顶顶铁@古河Her狗克Get out and be beaten to death, drag minors to be tied up, wash feet, maidservants fry CP, have your consciences been eaten by dogs? [Crying] Ono joined your company to pursue his music dream, not to be known by everyone.Is this how the person we care about is bullied by his teammates? Cz is also annoying enough, it's not fun to do it yourself, is it?Ono is really lucky. When will he be able to fly solo [tears]

@niannianderearring: Is this big-headed doll, Lord Yan, trying to crush us Niannian to death?Good life every year [crying] Who knows how sore your thighs are when you are being pillowed by a kid, who knows, the life of a beauty is so bitter, I hope tomorrow the sky will drop 8 million to pave the way for money every year, I wish you the best of luck to the bullying son Downfall at home [-] [hee hee]

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Now that the number of Shen Xianian's fans has increased, the proportion of Duwei will naturally increase as well. His fighting power is not inferior to Duwei's wild vegetables. Some Duwei rice cakes can even defeat a hundred with one, and their combat effectiveness is astonishing.

"Tell me, what are you guys doing? Huh?" Hong Dingding slapped the table, "I want you to show pure friendship, not to fall in love at public expense! Look at you all day long What are you doing? Going to the toilet to grind, eating apples in the toilet, and flirting with each other after eating, it's hard to see!"

This issue of the group show is no different from a waste movie. Chen Zui just posted a photo, which set off a vigorous "Kongtong Movement" in the fan circle.Fan circles feel uncomfortable seeing idols deliberately selling rot, and they will jokingly call it homophobia, which is a homonym for Kongtong, but now many CP fans will also use Kongtong to describe their cute CP interactions that are too out of line.

Thousand Cups Not Drunk are often dubbed Kongtong couples. The daily task of fans is to block the cabinet doors for them. Sometimes Thousand Cups Not Drunk sends out shocking sugar, and CP fans will shout "Don't block the love, please." You come out of the closet on the spot" "Don't read it when you go to Kongtong Mountain on a poor road to practice."

Considering that the tour was approaching, Hong Dingding told them not to make any big noises. Don't post Weibo as a circle of friends. Weibo only needs to post information related to the tour.

The ABO official blog, which has been silent for half a month and has not been in operation, finally released the tour posters. In the days when there are no new materials, fans who can only dig through old accounts and smash old candies to continue their lives are like rain after a long drought, and they are resurrected one by one. Gearing up, tearing what should be torn, and what should be smashed.

The poster design is very simple, with the silhouettes of five people and the textured "Comingsoon", fans can still see the name from it.Some miraculous fans who are idle and bored picked up the designer’s Weibo account, and found out that they are also fans of ABO, and they even knocked on CP:

@吕八分: What kind of fairy love is this if you don’t get drunk in a thousand cups?

@吕八分: My God, Team Jiang 4 Senmo is the best warm man in the world, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, this Jiang Beicheng's girlfriend outside the circle can no longer be in D, I want to disclose my relationship with Jiang Beicheng! @ABO Jiang Beicheng

@吕八分: Today’s adulthood is a good one, forget it, I can be single, and I must get married every year! !

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Duwei are not happy anymore, this Lu Bafen is not only a CP, but also a mess, sisters call me!They all put on colored glasses and pointed at this poster: How can the poster be designed by a fan circle attribute or a CP dog? !Unforgivable sin!And it's so ugly by design!Is it a poster designed in Word?Gou Ke is too fucking slamming the door to hire such a third-rate designer from nobodycares, and save himself coffin money?

In fact, Lu Bafen is already a top designer in China. He has designed album covers and promotional posters for many big-name stars. Create is absolutely dedicated to creating ABO. I don’t know when insulting the company has become a kind of political correctness in the fan circle. Everyone has gotten used to cursing and cursing.

On the eve of the tour, Hong Dingding also arranged for ABO the old domestic star entertainment variety show "Happy Saturday Night". Being invited to this variety show shows that there is a certain popularity, even if it was not popular before. "Happy Saturday Night" has a stalk and a strong sense of variety, so it will naturally be remembered by the audience.

Hong Dingding's original plan was to do an ABO special in this issue of "Happy Saturday Night", but the program team said that they also invited OOT, a newly popular boy group in China, to compete on the same stage with ABO and OOT to enhance the fun, and Hong was so angry Going bald overnight: Can OOT and ABO be the same? !And the last time Shen Xianian fell into the water, causing Yuan Wangye to be abused by the whole network. After Hong Dingding's investigation, it was found that some professional gangsters mixed with rhythm to guide public opinion. After in-depth investigation, they were employed by the OOT company Chasing Dream Entertainment.Chasing Dream Entertainment is an old-fashioned entertainment company. Like Create, she is also a female boss. Her name is Qin Sang. She is very resourceful. The two senior groups before OOT were all the top-ranked male groups in the same period. OOT is no exception. Although it debuted later than ABO, it has an excellent momentum. Being able to compete on the same level as ABO made Hong Dingding feel invisible pressure and threats.

"OOT?" Yuan Wangye tried hard to recall, but there was no such thing in his mind, "Who?"

"Kick in circles," Zhong Ziqian reminded him, "It's the group that participated in "The Night I Missed You" last time and went to sleep on the show."

"Ah, it's them," Chen Zui was quite disappointed when he heard that, "I feel bored, and they all seem to be quiet, how about their business ability?"

"Look at it."

Hong Dingding lowered the curtain and played a scene of OOT with a projector.

"What's their C called?"

The last frame of the freeze-frame picture is the fierce eyes of young wolves. Jiang Beicheng seems to have been bitten by this eyes. This kind of oppressive feeling made him frown rarely.

"My name is Su Liu, position C and captain, has won many champions in international hip-hop competitions, this year."

Everyone's eyes converged on Yuan Wangye's face in unison, and Yuan Wangye's hair stood on end:

"Don't look at me with the eyes of 'looking at other people's children'! I, I also won the first prize in the National Primary School Poetry Recitation Competition!"

"How could it be?" Jiang Beicheng and Shen Xianian hurriedly hugged Yuan Wangye in their arms, "Our No. [-] ACE in Ono Universe!"

"One more thing." Hong Dingding's face darkened, "OOT's manager invited us to have dinner, will you go?"

"Go, why don't you go," Chen Zui twisted his neck and creaked his finger bones, "We want to have a friendly exchange with the younger generation."

Hong Dingding looked at the posture of the crowd, as if they were going to have a physical exchange.

The hotel was booked by OOT's agent. Five people sat in the nanny's car, silent, the atmosphere was very depressing and cold. Hong Dingding turned his head from the passenger seat:

"Be happy, boys, it's not going to the Hongmen Banquet."

"How do you know it's not?" Shen Xianian saw his heavily made-up face from the reflection of the window glass, "Isn't it a bit too fussy for us to dress so grandly?"

"You don't understand this, you don't lose if you lose." Chen Zui patted Shen Xianian's shoulder earnestly, "We are equal in strength, so we must be overwhelmed by our appearance!"

"Uh-huh."

The five people got out of the car tightly packed, and went up from the elevator in the underground parking lot to the private room of the hotel. Hong Dingding led the charge in front, and Yuan Wangye followed behind him. He let out a soft cry, and Hong Dingding immediately turned his head:

"What's wrong, Fifth Master Yuan?!"

"Brother Ding, the back of your head is a little bald..."

"..." Hong Dingding was filled with grief and indignation, "Who do you think is the gift? Come on, we made our debut earlier than them—"

"It's only one and a half months earlier." Jiang Beicheng interjected.

"An hour earlier is still early! No matter how you say it, it must have a deterrent effect on the aura. Our stage experience is more than theirs. It's true. ABO will beat me! We are crushing! Let these little devils have a good look at the seniors Their demeanor!"

"Seniors, why are you all standing outside the door? Aren't you going in?"

"Uh?!"

Everyone looked at the reputation, and even Zhong Ziqian, who was not surprised, showed a crack in his expression—is it too high? !It has to be two meters, right? !Even Jiang Beicheng, who was in charge of height in the team, was a little shorter than him.

The man was wearing a Donald Duck T-shirt, shaking the water on his hand, showing a faint smile:

"Hello seniors, I am Lin Xinyu from OOT, please come in."

Opening the door, there were three men and a woman sitting at the big round table, and one of the men was actually sleeping on the table.The woman's appearance is not inferior to the female star. She stood up and stretched out her hand to Hong Dingding with a polite fake smile:

"Hi brother Ding, I'm OOT's manager, Song Qiyuan."

Chen murmured in Shen Xianian's ear in the softest voice, "If you lose, the manager will not be of the same level. Every year you go!"So Shen Xianian twisted her waist, fiddled with her long hair coquettishly, and smiled sweetly:

"Hi, I'm Hong Dingding, the manager of ABO."

"..." The corners of Song Qiyuan's mouth twitched, and he looked at Hong Dingding suspiciously, "Then this is..."

"He is Shen Xianian, a member of ABO."

Yuan Wangye patted Hong Dingding on the shoulder, Song Qiyuan was dumbfounded:

"what?"

"Sister Qiyuan, they are teasing you, can't you see it?" Lin Xinyu stepped forward, pointing to the members on the table and introducing them one by one, "This is the vocal and sub-vocal of our team, Shen Jiayi and Shen Jia Resignation, they are twin brothers, the one who is sleeping is our captain and C-position Su Liu."

Song Qiyuan slashed at the back of Su Liu's neck with a knife, waking Su Liu awake:

"Get up and say hello to the seniors!"

The three stood up lazily and bowed neatly to the ABO members:

"Hello seniors..."

Is this boy group used to top the sky? !Why do they all look two meters? !Jiang Beicheng quickly motioned for them to sit down:

"So polite, sit down, let's sit down too."

"Seniors, let's introduce ourselves too," Su Liu and other ABOs took their seats, glanced at Jiang Beicheng's face, and said jokingly, "We also want to get to know the seniors well."

These words are a bit provocative, let’s not say that self-introduction is a way of meeting, who doesn’t know ABO these days?Jiang Beicheng has a good temper, and the age of the whole OOT group is very balanced, they are all 19 or [-] years old, Jiang Beicheng doesn't care about children.

"I am ABO's captain and vocal Jiang Beicheng, this is our C rap Yuan Wangye, Shen Xianian who is beautiful and versatile, Chen Zui who is dancing and cute, and Zhong Ziqian who is the deputy vocal and talent," Jiang Beicheng greeted Su Liu full of enthusiasm. Aggressive gaze, "I've wanted to ask since just now, is Su Liu a mixed race?"

"Yes," Song Qiyuan said proudly, "Chinese, Russian and Japanese are of mixed blood."

"Speaking of which, we also have mixed blood."

Hong Dingding said leisurely, not to mention OOT, even the members of ABO were shocked. They have been together day and night for more than a year, and this is the first time they heard that their teammates are of mixed race!

"Chen Zui, the South is mixed with the North, the North and the South are mixed, hahahaha..."

"..." Jiang Beicheng leaned into Hong Dingding's ear and whispered, "Brother Ding, it's not funny."

"Ahem, have you been waiting for a long time? Everyone must be starving, let's eat."

The members of OOT are young, but they give people a lifeless feeling. The twins have never spoken from the beginning to the end; Su Liu took a few mouthfuls of food and then stopped eating. He kept staring at Jiang Beicheng with Erlang's legs, wishing he could tear his eyeballs off and stick them on Jiang Beicheng's face; Lin Xinyu was fine, he ate well and slowly;

"Aqian helps me peel the crabs, and I'll peel the shrimps for you!"

"Ah."

"Brother Nian, I don't eat carrots."

"Then I'll eat it, give it to me."

"Xiao Nian, I will give you this lobster leg."

"Brother Beicheng, these pig's trotters are so oily, I don't want to eat them."

"Ono, don't be so picky when you come out to eat."

It made ABO and OOT seem like two groups of people temporarily sharing tables to eat their own food, Su Liu said with a smile:

"Are you so lively every time you eat?"

"Are you all so quiet every time you eat?" Jiang Beicheng asked back, "So you are the speaker in your team?"

"That's not true." Su Liu raised his head slightly, and the light shone on his three-dimensional and deep face. Only then did Jiang Beicheng realize that his eyes were black and blue, like wolf pupils. "I don't usually like to talk, but When I saw Brother Beicheng, I really wanted to talk to you."

Yuan Wangye immediately gave Su Liu a displeased look. He was the only one in the group who called Jiang Beicheng that. It was because he and Jiang Beicheng were used to yelling after playing together since they were young. Has Su Liu known Jiang Beicheng for an hour? !

"Xiaoye, look, those two twins really look alike," Shen Xianian whispered into Yuan Wangye's ear, "I'm so curious about how to tell them apart."

"I am my elder brother, Shen Jiayi, and he is my younger brother, Shen Jiaci. I have two tear moles at the corners of my eyes, and I will wear different makeup from my younger brother on stage, so it is easy to recognize."

This hearing is also excellent. Shen Xianian stared at Shen Jiayi's face for a long time before he saw the two dots in the corner of his eyes, they were too small!The stage makeup is covered as soon as it is thick!But this is not Shen Xianian's concern, as a fan, even the back of his brother's head will recognize it accurately!

"By the way, I heard that the seniors are going to hold a concert tour? I'm looking forward to it."

As soon as Su Liu mentioned it, Hong Dingding immediately rang the siren in his heart: What do you want to do?No, they also want to go on tour, right?

"Yes, do you want to come and see?" Jiang Beicheng was very polite, "I can give you VIP seats."

"No, anyway, except for me, they won't be interested in anyone," Su Liu said bluntly, "We will be recording "Happy Saturday Night" this weekend, and I am looking forward to cooperating with you."

"That's called Su Liu, he's really good at acting," Yuan Wangye got into the nanny's car, kicked the back of the front seat angrily, "He can't even put plastic bags in it!"

"I think so too!" Chen Zui turned his head from the front seat, "Although the members don't talk much in this circle kick, nine out of ten sentences are very persuasive."

"But I feel okay..." Shen Xianian scratched his head, he was the most conscientious in the whole group, "And that Su Liu is so handsome."

"Then you go and join their group," Yuan Wangye said in a sour tone, as if drinking a glass of freshly squeezed lemon juice, "then you can see handsome guys every day."

"Don't be like this, don't be like this," Shen Xianian quickly put his arms around Yuan Wangye's arm and said, "Xiaoye is the most handsome, I love Xiaoye the most, hey..."

"Let me go!" Yuan Wangye was covered in goosebumps, pulling his arms out like pulling a carrot, "Why are you becoming more and more like Chen Zui?"

Chen Zui quietly put his face in front of Yuan Wangye:

"What's wrong with me? Is there a problem?"

"Yeah, what's the matter with the most?" Zhong Ziqian was very active when he encountered something related to Chen most.

"No no……"

Yuan Wangye's desire to survive made him want to jump out of the window and run away. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Beicheng's text message. Originally, Yuan Wangye had no intention of offending other people's privacy, but his sharp eyes caught the key word: Brother Beicheng.

"Did that hybrid rice text you?"

"Hybrid rice?"

"Su Liu, isn't he a mixed race?"

"Pfft, that's right," Jiang Beicheng put away his phone, "You've even given someone a nickname."

Along the way, Jiang Beicheng didn't look at his phone again, until he entered the dormitory and took advantage of Yuan Wangye's inattention, and opened the overflowing SMS box:

-Brother Beicheng, this is my phone number, I'm Su Liu

Brother Beicheng is so handsome, I want to be friends with Brother Beicheng

I checked, Brother Beicheng, you don’t mind, Brother Beicheng, so it turns out that I’m the same as me.

But Brother Beicheng is so cute like a well-behaved and honest lamb

……

Brother Beicheng, don't ignore me.

- I didn't ignore you, I was on the road just now

-Well (*0▽0*) Brother Beicheng, let’s start with friends

-Um

Jiang Beicheng locked the phone screen after replying to the text message, threw it on the bed and ignored it.