atypical business
Chapter 19 Business Start (3 in 1)
"...Ah?" Shen Xianian's pupils had a magnitude [-] earthquake, and he pressed Yuan Wangye against the door with his backhand, "Which eye of yours sees that I like you?"
"Why don't you like me?" Shen Xianian's reaction was beyond Yuan Wangye's expectation, and the throbbing and joy in his heart was suddenly covered with embarrassment, "Why do you not like me and secretly took pictures of me?"
"I think you're good-looking, take a pat."
"You're always swaying in front of me with nothing but a pair of underpants!"
"Everyone is a man, even if I run naked in front of you, I won't lose a piece of meat..."
"You also said that you would give yourself to me!"
"Yeah, didn't I give you a body-sized pillow?" Mentioning this made Shen Xia Nian remember, "By the way, did you sleep well with your hug at night?"
"I threw it away!" Yuan Wangye said angrily, "You don't like me, why do you always deliberately fall into my arms?"
"I don't always do it," said Shen Xia, almost grown up at the beginning of the year, "The last time I played radish squat, it was because I was physically exhausted. Today is because of Qiu Shiyin. Seeing that you are not happy being stalked by her, I will help you." Get rid of the siege..."
"You're talking nonsense!" Yuan Wangye grabbed the phone that was still reciting, "Then how do you explain this?"
"Yuan Wangye pressed Shen Xianian against the wall, pinched his neck angrily, and threatened through gritted teeth, Shen Xianian, what are you? Give me a child, don't be shameless..."
This plot actually fits the situation subtly, Shen Xianian hastily turned off the intelligent reading aloud, trying to stabilize Yuan Wangye's mood:
"Well, are you still willing to listen to my explanation?"
"listen."
"Well, do you know such a thing as 'doujin'?"
"Bronze man? Eighteen bronze men from Shaolin Temple?"
"It's not that bronze man." Shen Xianian invited Yuan Wangye to the bed and told him to sit down. "Let me use an analogy. For example, I think the most suitable for A Qian, and I think they are a couple, so I will take them as an example." The protagonist writes novels and draws pictures, so the novels I write and the pictures I draw are called colleagues, understand?"
"Got it, so you mean, you're reading a fanfic featuring me and you, right?"
"I didn't watch it, it was the most popular one. He thought it looked good, so he sent it to me to watch it together."
"So you often read my fan fiction and yours?" Yuan Wangye was incredulous.
"No, I didn't, no!" Shen Xianian felt a growing sense of powerlessness, "I really watched it for the first time today! I swear, if I lie, I'll turn into a woman!"
"Then why would someone write a novel about you and me? They didn't install cameras to observe our lives."
Sure enough, Yuan Wangye was still young, and Shen Xianian was once as innocent as him, until he met Chen Zui, this sinful man, who led him to open the door to a new world, and never recovered.
"It's a long story, I'll use Zui and Aqian as an example, I think Zuidian and Aqian are a couple, so I call them CP, Chinese is called Xipi, if you like this pair of CP, call them Meng CP Or hit CP—”
"Wait, I have a doubt." Yuan Wangye acted like a curious baby, "Why do you think they are a couple, and they are called CP? How do you know if they are a couple?"
"...Um, I really haven't thought about it." This question also stumped Shen Xianian, "Probably give full play to people's subjective initiative... For example, some people think that you and I are a couple, and some people think that you and Team Jiang It's a couple."
"Then what if the two meet?"
"It should be a fight." Shen Xianian only knew a little bit about it. "Ah, there is also attack and shou. For example, most is shou, and Ah Qian is attack." "The left hand represents the most, and the right hand represents Aqian, do you understand?"
"...Pervert," Yuan Wangye thumped the bed with righteous indignation, "Then you and I, who is the left hand and who is the right hand?"
——You are also very perverted for asking such a question. Shen Xianian secretly slandered her, but she still answered him honestly:
"Most people are cute, I am left-handed and you are right-handed."
"Hey," Yuan Wangye was delighted to hear it, but then he thought about it and was terrified, "Wait, what did you say? Most people? Would anyone think I'm the one with the left hand?!"
"Uh, relatively few, but there are some, maybe the diversity of the ecosystem?"
"Where is Brother Beicheng and I? Who is the left hand and who is the right hand?"
"There's nothing controversial about this." Shen Xianian tied his hair back, "He attacks you."
"Damn it! What a pervert! I'm underage!" Yuan Wangye bounced off the bed like a spring, "Is there any way to make them stop liking me and Brother Beicheng's CP? I can't accept it!"
"No way, you can't dig out their brains..."
"Too far," Yuan Wangye scratched his head anxiously, "so why would someone write a novel with us as the main characters?"
"Maybe probably because of love."
"love?"
"Knocking on CP makes them happy, cry, crazy..."
"Are they taking CP or taking drugs?" Yuan Wangye is really unbelievable, but he doesn't dislike being written as a couple with Shen Xianian. Anyway, he is the one who wants to be the one. The straight men who don't want to be the ones are not pure blood of Manqing Zhenghuangqi straight man, "Is there anyone who loves Brother Beicheng and you?"
"Have."
"Oh," Yuan Wangye immediately drooped his face at a speed visible to the naked eye, "Then you go and stick to Brother Beicheng, and don't care what I do."
"Because..." You are very popular!You can be popular only if you stick upside down!Shen Xianian swallowed the words that came to his lips, "Because you are like my younger brother!"
Yuan Wang smiled wildly:
"I don't think you really love me as much as you love your brother, it's just because I'm popular."
Since Shen Xianian was exposed, he didn't intend to make up excuses anymore. He reached out his hand to Yuan Wangye:
"sorry."
Yuan Wangye glanced at him contemptuously:
"What are you asking for money?"
"Call you."
"beat?"
"Slap your palms," Shen Xianian was very sincere, "I used to slap my brother when I made him angry."
"I told you I'm not your brother!" Yuan Wangye wished he could chew Shen Xianian in his back molars to pieces. He pushed Shen Xianian vigorously into the bed, but he couldn't bear to do anything to Shen Xianian, so he could only kick the mattress crazily to vent his anger, " Who cares about being your younger brother!"
"Xiaoye," Shen Xianian's chest suddenly twitched, as if a lump was in his throat, and finally he just smiled apologetically at Yuan Wangye, "I'm really sorry for disappointing you."
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian started an unprecedented cold war.
Unlike the last time he got angry, this time Yuan Wangye was so indifferent that even other teammates felt uncomfortable.
"Niannian, what's the matter with you and Xiaoye?" Chen Zui walked up to Shen Xianian and handed him a bottle of water during the break between dance practice, "We are a group, can we solve it together if we have something to say?"
"It's nothing." Shen Xianian shrugged, "I accidentally ate the blueberry flavored Haagen-Dazs he put in the refrigerator."
"Don't lie to me," Chen Zui held up Shen Xianian's sweaty face, and sharply captured his erratic eyes, "Did that article give you a psychological shadow? Please, the plot of the fanfic is deceiving, you How can you take it seriously? I also read an article about A Qian getting married and I wishing him happiness as the best man, and then I turned around and jumped into the sea to commit suicide. Do you think I am getting along well with A Qian now?"
"Please stop talking about that article..."
Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye's relationship collapsed due to many factors. The fanfiction that Chen recommended most was definitely the trigger. There were thousands of mistakes, and it was Shen Xianian's own fault.Shen Xianian was very curious about another possibility. If he hadn't denied that he liked Yuan Wangye, what kind of relationship would they have now?
"Where is Ono practicing boxing?"
Not long ago, Jiang Beicheng discovered by accident that Yuan Wangye put the full-length pillowcase back into the pillow core, and put it beside the bed. When he was free, he put the pillow on his lap, and beat Shen Xianian in the face like crazy. After finishing, he angrily kicked the pillow off the bed, but dragged the pillow back before going to sleep, and put it with the vice president of his fan club.
"Xiaoye," Jiang Beicheng sat beside Yuan Wangye, hugged his shoulder affectionately and squeezed vigorously, "What's the matter, are you having trouble with Xiaonian?"
"No."
The word "quarrel" sounds like it's only used by couples. If you're tired of someone, he doesn't care about getting into trouble with Shen Xianian. He wants to rub Shen Xianian's head into a ball and kick him to the department store.
"What's the matter, didn't you have to deliver medicine to Xiaonian last time?"
"I don't want to say anything about him now."
Now that Yuan Wangye is being hugged by Jiang Beicheng, it feels a little weird. He recalled the cold male electronic voice reciting a few days ago, and quickly changed his mind, "Jiang Beicheng launched a stormy attack on Yuan Wangye..." Immediately twitched Shaked three times.
Ticool's ad was put on the market in early November. Apart from the combination of ABO and Sweetparty, a popular domestic male and female idol group, another highlight is Shen Xianian's women's clothing. However, Shen Xianian's clothing is conceptual clothing and will not be put on the market for sale.
After the ban on commercial films was lifted, Liu Liuliu posted a set of non-commercial pictures on Weibo, which were candid shots taken by Shen Xianian while waiting for the show. The whole set of photos showed a secret "sense of voyeurism". The photographer peeped at the models through the lens , Peeping into the heart of the model with eyes.
The temperament of Shen Xianian in the photo group is completely different from the temperament in the commercial picture, especially the two photos of him in women's clothes, huddled on a chair. With a soft and charming smile, this Weibo has been reposted [-] times, and the first and second most popular comments are the control field of the rice cakes with Shen Xianian's men's clothing:
@年年岁岁花很 Similar: Find out, it's our little pretty Shen Xianian! [picture]
@夜飞飞日记: This time, our little brother Shen Xianian tried a new bold style challenge, which brought people a refreshing look
The third hot comment is a comment from a pure passerby:
@飞飞的斗鱼: Although I don’t know who this star is, I can see my own shadow in his eyes, pretending to be positive and positive in front of others, but only exhaustion and silence are left where I can’t see.However, the strange thing is that the moment I was seen by others, I would reflexively put on a smiling face mask.
-Yeah, yeah, I have the same feeling, it’s more pity than stunning, I just don’t know if I’m pity him or myself
- all beings are suffering
- I suddenly have a crush on this star
……
Shen Xianian has attracted a wave of fans with this group of photos, but insults will never be absent, and some people can't accept it at all, and Shen Xianian's malice is mixed in between them, and they also make a completely different voice:
@pheasant hodgepodge: Mouth area, 0 area, vomit,.district, district! ! !Blind, well, when will sxn undergo sex reassignment surgery and join a girl group? I beg
@豪生烈男: Is this transvestite bar different from women? Now domestic stars are all this kind of sissy who doesn’t even have a dick.
@孤少死老了: …………too motherly, I don’t like it
@Timeup_: If you like Shen Xianian, please double me, I really don’t love women, even a pretty sister is useless [着]
……
After asking for Hong Dingding's opinion, Shen Xianian reposted this Weibo:
@ABO沉夏年: Thank you for liking [Cool]
Because of this [cool] expression, Shen Xianian, who is so miserable, incurs another three thousand insults. The poisonous wild vegetables are extremely upset, thinking that Shen Xianian touches porcelain Yuan Wangye: Why do you plagiarize our brother's expression? [Cool] This emoticon is dedicated to our brother!A coquettish slut should use the expression [red lips]!Don't forget your duty when you are a chicken! Back upside down and stick to top, be careful of evil force feedback!
If Du Wei knew that Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian were indeed engaged in a cold war at this moment, they would happily run around telling each other and forwarding the lucky draw to celebrate.
As an idol group, the most important thing is the soul of the group. Even if the members are having fun, they can't show signs of emotional rift.
Therefore, in the fourth issue of "ABO Family", Hong Dingding dedicated the entire issue to a group game, or a special episode, which is the low-profile version of "The Night I Miss You", where five people sleep together in the same bed, Full of moving socialist brotherhood.
Position C is still Yuan Wangye, he sleeps in the middle, and Shen Xianian is placed on his right. According to the previous order of standing in line, Jiang Beicheng should be on his right. She slept with Shen Xianian.
Hong Dingding said that there are cameras taking pictures, everyone should talk well and sleep well.Yuan Wangye glanced at the video camera on the bedside, leaned closer to Shen Xianian's ear, and whispered softly:
"If you wake up in my arms tomorrow morning, you will die."
"Don't dare, don't dare..."
Shen Xianian quickly moved his body in the direction of Jiang Beicheng, and Jiang Beicheng grabbed him into his arms, and said with a smile:
"Small and small, it's very suitable for cuddling and sleeping at night."
"Tch," Yuan Wangye snorted, and shook the quilt angrily, "I'm sleepy, good night."
Shen Xianian was the first to wake up. His chest was so heavy that he had difficulty breathing. He looked down in a daze. It was a frizzy head. Yuan Wangye was sleeping soundly in Shen Xianian's arms. Shen Xianian held hands in a friendly manner. There was a string of silver chains hanging on their wrists. Shen Xianian rubbed his eyes and raised his wrists in front of his face. Why did Yuan Wangye's hand come with him?No, Shen Xianian immediately sat up from the bed and shook his wrist: This is not a silver chain at all, but a pair of shining handcuffs!
"what……"
Since Shen Xianian's left hand is handcuffed to Yuan Wangye's right hand, a slight movement of his right hand will cause Yuan Wangye to move with him. Yuan Wangye was woken up by him, and he raised his hand sleepily, and his dialect exploded in fright. Out:
"What the hell is this?!"
Shen Xianian was startled, and Yuan Wangye woke up the other teammates with a quick glance. Zhong Ziqian sat up with his eyes straight, feeling his wrists heavy—he was also handcuffed with Chen Zui.The extra Jiang Beicheng was not spared either, he was handcuffed with Yuan Wangye's doll bear...
"No, who will explain what new gameplay this is?"
Shen Xianian was still in a dazed state. Usually, the group of fans always shouted "Ye Nian is locked" and "Thousand Cups are not drunk" but this time it was good, it was really locked.
"Because it's a special episode," Jiang Beicheng put his arms around the teddy bear, dimpled with a smile, "This is the core part of the game. Everyone has to spend 24 hours with their object."
"It's not fair, why is your object a teddy bear, but our object is a living person?!"
"Because this is the ugly adult world," Jiang Beicheng rubbed Yuan Wangye's messy sleeping hair, "I'm a game host, so I have privileges."
"You count me!"
"No way, this proves that the relationship between our team members is very close," Jiang Beicheng raised his hand, and the teddy bear was also hung up together, "We are——"
"An optimistic, courageous and positive idol group... Please support our ABOs..." Everyone shouted the slogan weakly.
"This is our one-day member," Jiang Beicheng grabbed the teddy bear's paw and waved towards the camera, "Vice President of Yuan Wangye's official support club!"
teddy bear: ":0-)"
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian stood side by side in front of the mirror brushing their teeth. His dominant hand was his right hand, but his right hand was handcuffed and he could only brush his teeth with his left hand.
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck..."
With his mouth full of foam, Yuan Wangye cast a sideways glance at Shen Xianian helplessly in the mirror:
"Why do you brush your teeth so fiercely?"
Now that they are all locked together, Yuan Wangye can only bite the bullet and fight first, secretly stamping a shelf life: only for these 24 hours.
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff... this is the only way to clean it."
After Shen Xianian rinsed his mouth, he began to wash his face. He had to use both hands to wash his face and rub the towel. He could only hold Yuan Wangye's hand in the washbasin as if dragging a dead body, and then helped Yuan Wangye twist the towel. After the two of them finished washing, they were still in the bathroom Li has no intention of going out.
"Well, I kinda, want to go to the bathroom..." Shen Xianian said coyly.
"……Me too."
"Do you want to shush or..."
"...Hush, what about you?"
"It's also hush." Yuan Wangye stood in a strange posture, "Are you in a hurry?"
"No hurry, you go first."
"it is good."
——This feeling is really weird. Even though the distance is the same in public toilets, everyone feels nothing when they go to the toilet.Now Shen Xianian is the only one going to the bathroom alone, Yuan Wangye is standing by the side as if punished, although he didn't look at it, he felt very uncomfortable, which made Shen Xianian very nervous, and when he was nervous, he couldn't urinate...
The two were silent for a while in the bathroom, and Yuan Wangye spoke:
"Why don't you pull it?"
"Yes, a little tight, nervous." Shen Xia Nian himself felt embarrassed, he had never been so nervous on stage for the first time.
"..." Yuan Wangye looked up at the ceiling above his head, "Then put on your trousers and let me do it."
"Come on, please," Shen Xianian was very considerate, "Do you need me to take off your pants?"
"I do not need it, thank you."
It was Shen Xianian's turn to look up at the ceiling and listened for a while, but the situation was still calm.
"It seems that you haven't prepared yourself well yet," Shen Xia Nian had an idea, "Otherwise I'll go out, come on, let's straighten our hands together, and I'll see if I can go out."
Shen Xianian tried it, and it was the first time he realized that their bathroom was so spacious that he could only stick his head out with all his life.
"Um, otherwise you hold on, then aim at the point and use some force—"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yuan Wangye pulled Shen Xianian's hair angrily, and dragged him into the bathroom, "I don't need you to teach me how to go to the bathroom."
"Sorry sorry, it was my mistake."
The two of them finally finished using the toilet before their bladders burst. Shen Xianian was very distressed, and he made it like this, what if he sat on the toilet?
Their hands were handcuffed together, so it was difficult to move. Training was suspended for one day today. They will start a national tour in December. For this reason, Shen Xianian has been working overtime and training hard. Suddenly, he has a whole day of free time, and he is a bit idle.If he wasn't locked up with Yuan Wangye, he could visit his mother.
There is still a camera behind him, so I can only do something with Yuan Wangye that both of us can do.
"Shall we watch a movie together? What movies does Ono like to watch?"
"Whatever," Yuan Wangye handed the pad to Shen Xianian, "I'll follow you to see what you are looking at."
"Let's be funny, let's have fun together."
"it is good."
So Shen Xianian chose a light-hearted and funny movie, Yuan Wangye took out his mobile phone and secretly checked it. The score on Douban was not more than 5, so he couldn't help but despise Shen Xianian's taste a little.
"Hehehehehehahaha!"
"Box-box-box-box--"
"Quack quack quack!"
"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose--"
"Hahahahahahaha..."
Shen Xianian laughed so hard that he croaked ducks and geese a few times, and even let out a pig grunt when he was so excited, but Yuan Wangye only laughed a few times unless it was extremely hilarious. Time, compared to the content of the movie, he found Shen Xianian's reaction funnier.
"Hahaha, ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts so much," Shen Xianian laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and kept rubbing his stomach, "The abs are about to burst out of laughter, hahahaha——"
"Is it really so funny..."
Yuan Wangye couldn't help wondering whether it was his own smile that was wrong, or Shen Xianian's smile was too low.
"That's right, it's funny!"
"Ok."
After wasting 120 minutes of his life, Shen Xianian finally got tired of laughing, and lay on the ground in a state of emptiness. Except for sleeping time, Yuan Wangye had never seen such a quiet Shen Xianian, but he was not used to it.At this time, Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian came to visit:
"Niannian Xiaoye! Do you want to play flying chess together? Exactly four of us!"
Flying chess... Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye had already had a psychological shadow on flying chess, but they were too embarrassed to refuse. After exchanging glances, the four of them started a flying chess battle.
Flying chess must be rolled to six points before starting. Shen Xianian has been unlucky since he was a child. Playing this kind of game of luck is simply humiliating himself.Others also noticed that from the beginning of the game to the present, Shen Xianian hadn't even reached the finish line in a single plane, which was funny and pitiful, so Chen Zuo stopped the game and suggested that everyone go shopping together.
"No," Shen Xianian rebuffed categorically, "If we are caught walking on the street like this, tomorrow the media will say that we both came out."
"That's right, the key is that usually one person can do a lot of things, and it's uncomfortable for two people to be together," Chen Zui was also quite distressed, "Only couples want to be together 24 hours a day, right?"
"I'll check what couples do."
Zhong Ziqian's words are amazing, and he really took out his mobile phone to open the search engine, type in "couples together" in the search box, and the smart search pops up a "[-] things couples do together", click on it, It is earthy and nonsensical, but a little simple romance overflows from between the lines.
For example, go shopping hand in hand, ride the Ferris wheel together, raise a puppy together, watch the sunrise and sunset together...
"I think it's a bit bullshit." Yuan Wangye was the first to comment.
"I think so too." Shen Xianian followed suit.
"It's so unrealistic, I think..." Chen Zui thought in a strange way, "Many couples break up before finishing these hundred things, right?"
Zhong Ziqian raised his hand and patted Chen Zui on the head lightly:
"What are you thinking about?"
"So you are all here," Jiang Beicheng hummed happily, and pushed open the door with his teddy bear in his arms, "What are you muttering about?"
"We're discussing how to assassinate you," Yuan Wangye reached out to Jiang Beicheng, "You actually have the key, right?"
"...overthinking," Jiang Beicheng brought up the doll bear, "I have the key and I still need to be handcuffed to your vice president?"
In fact, Yuan Wangye guessed right, Jiang Beicheng did have the key, Jiang Beicheng couldn't stand being stared at by Yuan Wangye, so he let go:
"Okay, I have the key, but it's hidden somewhere. Go find it. If you find it, it will be unlocked. If you can't find it, it will be unlocked automatically."
"Don't tell me sooner!" Chen Zuideng resurrected on the spot and jumped up excitedly, "Ye Nian and Qian Cup are not drunk, give me a shot!"
Jiang Beicheng's expression changed, and he waved his hand at the cameraman:
"Brother Xu's words just now must not be broadcast!"
The photographer made an OK gesture, Yuan Wangye was puzzled:
"Why can't it be played?"
"You are still young." Shen Xianian hurriedly pulled Yuan Wangye away, "You are still young, there are some things you don't need to understand, let's go, let's find the key too."
"The most dangerous place is the safest place. I think it should be hidden in a very conspicuous place that is often overlooked by us, so I speculate that it may be places like the bedside, the table, or the bathroom." Shen Xianian analyzed rationally.
"No, Brother Beicheng is thoughtful, it is impossible for us to find him so easily, he must be placed in a reasonable but unexpected place, I think it should be placed in a vase, the bottom of a flower pot, or in a shoe. "Yuan Wangye put forward a completely opposite point of view.
"We all understand the truth, but we just can't find it." Chen propped his chin in the most distressed manner, and turned the lollipop stick in his mouth from left to right. "Could it be on Dui Jiang's body? We Or hold him down and search him?"
"The key is not with him."
Zhong Ziqian's words were affirmative, and everyone couldn't help being curious:
"how do you know?"
"intuition."
"Okay, stop talking," Chen Zui stretched out his hand and pinched Zhong Ziqian's thin lips into a duck's mouth. "Your intuition may have been right since you were young."
"once."
"Which time?"
"secret."
Chen most meaningfully said, "I see."
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian went to the place they guessed and searched carefully, but returned without success, and even tried to bribe the cameraman.
"Brother Xu," Yuan Wangye blinked his innocent dog eyes, "I'll show you how cute you are, tell me secretly where Brother Beicheng hid the key?"
"Brother Xu," Shen Xianian flicked his long hair and cast a wink, "I'll show you off, tell me secretly where Brother Beicheng hid the key?"
"Don't be like this," Xu Xu couldn't laugh or cry, "I have professional ethics, and the cameras have recorded your ugly deeds."
Shen Xianian hurried away holding hands with Yuan Wangye.
Yuan Wangye had to use his right hand when eating lunch, so he could only hang Shen Xianian's hand to pick up the vegetables, and he was still practicing weightlifting after eating, making him feel better the more he ate:
"Can you move your left hand with me?"
"How do I know what you're going to do?"
"Anyway, don't hang your whole hand like it's broken."
"Go, go, go."
Sitting across the table were Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian. Zhong Ziqian's left hand was locked with Chen Zui's right hand, and Chen Zui's right hand was inconvenient to move, so Zhong Ziqian asked Zhong Ziqian to feed him.
"Ah..." Chen Zui opened his mouth crookedly, "I want to eat meat."
So Zhong Ziqian immediately stuffed a piece of meat into Chen Zui's mouth. Such considerate and thoughtful care reminded Shen Xianian of something: "The old man with dementia in his seventies is disabled, his filial son will never leave him, and he will hold up a piece of sky for his father with one hand" and so on. social news headlines.
"Otherwise, shall I feed you too?" Shen Xianian dug a spoonful of rice from Yuan Wangye's bowl and brought it to Yuan Wangye's mouth, "Come on, open your mouth, ah..."
"..." The mouthful of rice was brought to his mouth, and Yuan Wangye didn't want to lose face if he didn't eat it, "I want to eat meat too."
"what……"
"It's too boring."
"Ah, open your mouth."
"too skinny."
"Are you going to eat or not?"
"There are bones."
"You'd better eat by yourself." Shen Xianian stopped serving.
After lunch, Shen Xianian planned to go to the practice room to practice singing, Yuan Wangye didn't want to go, he sang seriously out of tune, but there was a camera filming, only Shen Xianian did not practice singing, in contrast, he seemed lazy.
"You practice singing, I practice rap, and I accompany you."
"No, no, this won't work!"
Just kidding, Yuan Wangye is the C position, and letting the C position accompaniment to the back is the same as the emperor carrying shoes for the foot-washing maid. If the wild vegetables find out, Shen Xianian's hundred heads are not enough for them to kill.
"Then play the piano," Yuan Wangye lifted the cover of the piano and sat down gracefully, "You know how to play the piano, right?"
"A little bit." Shen Xianian didn't have any artistic foundation, and only learned singing and dancing after joining the company.
"Alright then," Yuan Wangye tapped a few piano keys with his left hand, "You sing, and I'll play the piano to accompany you."
"No, no, no..."
"Why not?" Yuan Wangye said impatiently, "I want to hear you sing, can't you? Sing for me!"
"What do you want to hear?"
"You can sing."
"Then let me sing a ballad for you." Shen Xianian stroked his hair, "You search for "Wang Chunfeng". My mother has sung this song to me since I was a child."
"it is good."
Yuan Wangye slowed down the tempo, and Shen Xianian shook his head following the gentle and melodious melody:
"Under the lamp at midnight
spring breeze blowing
Seventeen or eighteen years old and not married
Thinking about the boy's house
......"
After the song was sung, Shen Xianian asked Yuan Wangye whether it was good or not with great anticipation. Yuan Wangye nodded, it sounded good, but he didn't understand.
"It's Taiwanese. It's normal if you don't understand it. This song is about girls thinking about spring."
In the past, Yuan Wangye would definitely have thought that Shen Xianian was hinting something to him, and he would have been a little shy when thinking about it, but now his mind is calm, all thanks to Shen Xianian, a villain who played with the feelings of innocent boys.
"Stop singing, I'm going to bed."
Shen Xianian was at a loss, what's wrong, didn't you feel fine just now?Where did you provoke him?Children in the rebellious period are really unpredictable.
It is a luxury for celebrities to have nap time. Yuan Wangye said he wanted to sleep, but in fact he couldn't sleep at all. Shen Xianian gasped in pain.
"Are you OK?"
Yuan Wangye subconsciously squeezed Shen Xianian's chin, nervously inspecting the injury, Shen Xianian's heart suddenly felt warm:
"It's okay, it seems that Ono still cares about me."
"Who cares about you! Narcissism!"
Yuan Wangye was in a hurry, and faced Shen Xianian again, and gave a direct "boom" to the head. Shen Xianian suffered a second blow and fell straight into the bed. He covered his burning and painful forehead and yelled:
"What's wrong with you?!"
"It's not you talking nonsense!"
"Did I say you cared what happened to me?!"
"...I won't argue with you."
After Yuan Wangye finished speaking, he rolled to the edge of the bed. Shen Xianian got a headbutt for no reason, and was in a bad mood, so he didn't try to please Yuan Wangye. Put the camera on the head of the bed and go out to eat first.
Someone has to break the silence first, and Shen Xianian has no choice but to be the hero:
"Ono."
"Aye."
"Wild treasure."
"Little Fifth Master Yuan."
"husband!"
"What are you doing?!" Yuan Wangye turned around abruptly, with a look of horror on his face, "Don't bark!"
"I want to shush."
"Then you go and report to me."
"We have to go together." Shen Xianian helplessly raised the handcuffs and shook them.
"Tsk." Yuan Wangye smacked his lips.
Shen Xianian walked ahead in dismay, and Yuan Wangye followed listlessly. When they came to the door of the bathroom, they found someone inside, so they had to wait outside the door. Suddenly, Chen's most envious praise came from the bathroom:
"Wow, Aqian, yours is so big."
"Want?" Zhong Ziqian, who has been paralyzed for thousands of years, actually has a rising end sound? !
"Uh-huh!"
"beg me."
"You are so annoying!" Chen's shy voice made Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye get goosebumps at the same time, "Aqian, please, give it to me..."
"Okay, don't worry, I'll give it to you."
Shen Xianian immediately covered Yuan Wangye's ears, and roared into the bathroom:
"Don't mess around! There are still minors here!"
"Why don't you like me?" Shen Xianian's reaction was beyond Yuan Wangye's expectation, and the throbbing and joy in his heart was suddenly covered with embarrassment, "Why do you not like me and secretly took pictures of me?"
"I think you're good-looking, take a pat."
"You're always swaying in front of me with nothing but a pair of underpants!"
"Everyone is a man, even if I run naked in front of you, I won't lose a piece of meat..."
"You also said that you would give yourself to me!"
"Yeah, didn't I give you a body-sized pillow?" Mentioning this made Shen Xia Nian remember, "By the way, did you sleep well with your hug at night?"
"I threw it away!" Yuan Wangye said angrily, "You don't like me, why do you always deliberately fall into my arms?"
"I don't always do it," said Shen Xia, almost grown up at the beginning of the year, "The last time I played radish squat, it was because I was physically exhausted. Today is because of Qiu Shiyin. Seeing that you are not happy being stalked by her, I will help you." Get rid of the siege..."
"You're talking nonsense!" Yuan Wangye grabbed the phone that was still reciting, "Then how do you explain this?"
"Yuan Wangye pressed Shen Xianian against the wall, pinched his neck angrily, and threatened through gritted teeth, Shen Xianian, what are you? Give me a child, don't be shameless..."
This plot actually fits the situation subtly, Shen Xianian hastily turned off the intelligent reading aloud, trying to stabilize Yuan Wangye's mood:
"Well, are you still willing to listen to my explanation?"
"listen."
"Well, do you know such a thing as 'doujin'?"
"Bronze man? Eighteen bronze men from Shaolin Temple?"
"It's not that bronze man." Shen Xianian invited Yuan Wangye to the bed and told him to sit down. "Let me use an analogy. For example, I think the most suitable for A Qian, and I think they are a couple, so I will take them as an example." The protagonist writes novels and draws pictures, so the novels I write and the pictures I draw are called colleagues, understand?"
"Got it, so you mean, you're reading a fanfic featuring me and you, right?"
"I didn't watch it, it was the most popular one. He thought it looked good, so he sent it to me to watch it together."
"So you often read my fan fiction and yours?" Yuan Wangye was incredulous.
"No, I didn't, no!" Shen Xianian felt a growing sense of powerlessness, "I really watched it for the first time today! I swear, if I lie, I'll turn into a woman!"
"Then why would someone write a novel about you and me? They didn't install cameras to observe our lives."
Sure enough, Yuan Wangye was still young, and Shen Xianian was once as innocent as him, until he met Chen Zui, this sinful man, who led him to open the door to a new world, and never recovered.
"It's a long story, I'll use Zui and Aqian as an example, I think Zuidian and Aqian are a couple, so I call them CP, Chinese is called Xipi, if you like this pair of CP, call them Meng CP Or hit CP—”
"Wait, I have a doubt." Yuan Wangye acted like a curious baby, "Why do you think they are a couple, and they are called CP? How do you know if they are a couple?"
"...Um, I really haven't thought about it." This question also stumped Shen Xianian, "Probably give full play to people's subjective initiative... For example, some people think that you and I are a couple, and some people think that you and Team Jiang It's a couple."
"Then what if the two meet?"
"It should be a fight." Shen Xianian only knew a little bit about it. "Ah, there is also attack and shou. For example, most is shou, and Ah Qian is attack." "The left hand represents the most, and the right hand represents Aqian, do you understand?"
"...Pervert," Yuan Wangye thumped the bed with righteous indignation, "Then you and I, who is the left hand and who is the right hand?"
——You are also very perverted for asking such a question. Shen Xianian secretly slandered her, but she still answered him honestly:
"Most people are cute, I am left-handed and you are right-handed."
"Hey," Yuan Wangye was delighted to hear it, but then he thought about it and was terrified, "Wait, what did you say? Most people? Would anyone think I'm the one with the left hand?!"
"Uh, relatively few, but there are some, maybe the diversity of the ecosystem?"
"Where is Brother Beicheng and I? Who is the left hand and who is the right hand?"
"There's nothing controversial about this." Shen Xianian tied his hair back, "He attacks you."
"Damn it! What a pervert! I'm underage!" Yuan Wangye bounced off the bed like a spring, "Is there any way to make them stop liking me and Brother Beicheng's CP? I can't accept it!"
"No way, you can't dig out their brains..."
"Too far," Yuan Wangye scratched his head anxiously, "so why would someone write a novel with us as the main characters?"
"Maybe probably because of love."
"love?"
"Knocking on CP makes them happy, cry, crazy..."
"Are they taking CP or taking drugs?" Yuan Wangye is really unbelievable, but he doesn't dislike being written as a couple with Shen Xianian. Anyway, he is the one who wants to be the one. The straight men who don't want to be the ones are not pure blood of Manqing Zhenghuangqi straight man, "Is there anyone who loves Brother Beicheng and you?"
"Have."
"Oh," Yuan Wangye immediately drooped his face at a speed visible to the naked eye, "Then you go and stick to Brother Beicheng, and don't care what I do."
"Because..." You are very popular!You can be popular only if you stick upside down!Shen Xianian swallowed the words that came to his lips, "Because you are like my younger brother!"
Yuan Wang smiled wildly:
"I don't think you really love me as much as you love your brother, it's just because I'm popular."
Since Shen Xianian was exposed, he didn't intend to make up excuses anymore. He reached out his hand to Yuan Wangye:
"sorry."
Yuan Wangye glanced at him contemptuously:
"What are you asking for money?"
"Call you."
"beat?"
"Slap your palms," Shen Xianian was very sincere, "I used to slap my brother when I made him angry."
"I told you I'm not your brother!" Yuan Wangye wished he could chew Shen Xianian in his back molars to pieces. He pushed Shen Xianian vigorously into the bed, but he couldn't bear to do anything to Shen Xianian, so he could only kick the mattress crazily to vent his anger, " Who cares about being your younger brother!"
"Xiaoye," Shen Xianian's chest suddenly twitched, as if a lump was in his throat, and finally he just smiled apologetically at Yuan Wangye, "I'm really sorry for disappointing you."
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian started an unprecedented cold war.
Unlike the last time he got angry, this time Yuan Wangye was so indifferent that even other teammates felt uncomfortable.
"Niannian, what's the matter with you and Xiaoye?" Chen Zui walked up to Shen Xianian and handed him a bottle of water during the break between dance practice, "We are a group, can we solve it together if we have something to say?"
"It's nothing." Shen Xianian shrugged, "I accidentally ate the blueberry flavored Haagen-Dazs he put in the refrigerator."
"Don't lie to me," Chen Zui held up Shen Xianian's sweaty face, and sharply captured his erratic eyes, "Did that article give you a psychological shadow? Please, the plot of the fanfic is deceiving, you How can you take it seriously? I also read an article about A Qian getting married and I wishing him happiness as the best man, and then I turned around and jumped into the sea to commit suicide. Do you think I am getting along well with A Qian now?"
"Please stop talking about that article..."
Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye's relationship collapsed due to many factors. The fanfiction that Chen recommended most was definitely the trigger. There were thousands of mistakes, and it was Shen Xianian's own fault.Shen Xianian was very curious about another possibility. If he hadn't denied that he liked Yuan Wangye, what kind of relationship would they have now?
"Where is Ono practicing boxing?"
Not long ago, Jiang Beicheng discovered by accident that Yuan Wangye put the full-length pillowcase back into the pillow core, and put it beside the bed. When he was free, he put the pillow on his lap, and beat Shen Xianian in the face like crazy. After finishing, he angrily kicked the pillow off the bed, but dragged the pillow back before going to sleep, and put it with the vice president of his fan club.
"Xiaoye," Jiang Beicheng sat beside Yuan Wangye, hugged his shoulder affectionately and squeezed vigorously, "What's the matter, are you having trouble with Xiaonian?"
"No."
The word "quarrel" sounds like it's only used by couples. If you're tired of someone, he doesn't care about getting into trouble with Shen Xianian. He wants to rub Shen Xianian's head into a ball and kick him to the department store.
"What's the matter, didn't you have to deliver medicine to Xiaonian last time?"
"I don't want to say anything about him now."
Now that Yuan Wangye is being hugged by Jiang Beicheng, it feels a little weird. He recalled the cold male electronic voice reciting a few days ago, and quickly changed his mind, "Jiang Beicheng launched a stormy attack on Yuan Wangye..." Immediately twitched Shaked three times.
Ticool's ad was put on the market in early November. Apart from the combination of ABO and Sweetparty, a popular domestic male and female idol group, another highlight is Shen Xianian's women's clothing. However, Shen Xianian's clothing is conceptual clothing and will not be put on the market for sale.
After the ban on commercial films was lifted, Liu Liuliu posted a set of non-commercial pictures on Weibo, which were candid shots taken by Shen Xianian while waiting for the show. The whole set of photos showed a secret "sense of voyeurism". The photographer peeped at the models through the lens , Peeping into the heart of the model with eyes.
The temperament of Shen Xianian in the photo group is completely different from the temperament in the commercial picture, especially the two photos of him in women's clothes, huddled on a chair. With a soft and charming smile, this Weibo has been reposted [-] times, and the first and second most popular comments are the control field of the rice cakes with Shen Xianian's men's clothing:
@年年岁岁花很 Similar: Find out, it's our little pretty Shen Xianian! [picture]
@夜飞飞日记: This time, our little brother Shen Xianian tried a new bold style challenge, which brought people a refreshing look
The third hot comment is a comment from a pure passerby:
@飞飞的斗鱼: Although I don’t know who this star is, I can see my own shadow in his eyes, pretending to be positive and positive in front of others, but only exhaustion and silence are left where I can’t see.However, the strange thing is that the moment I was seen by others, I would reflexively put on a smiling face mask.
-Yeah, yeah, I have the same feeling, it’s more pity than stunning, I just don’t know if I’m pity him or myself
- all beings are suffering
- I suddenly have a crush on this star
……
Shen Xianian has attracted a wave of fans with this group of photos, but insults will never be absent, and some people can't accept it at all, and Shen Xianian's malice is mixed in between them, and they also make a completely different voice:
@pheasant hodgepodge: Mouth area, 0 area, vomit,.district, district! ! !Blind, well, when will sxn undergo sex reassignment surgery and join a girl group? I beg
@豪生烈男: Is this transvestite bar different from women? Now domestic stars are all this kind of sissy who doesn’t even have a dick.
@孤少死老了: …………too motherly, I don’t like it
@Timeup_: If you like Shen Xianian, please double me, I really don’t love women, even a pretty sister is useless [着]
……
After asking for Hong Dingding's opinion, Shen Xianian reposted this Weibo:
@ABO沉夏年: Thank you for liking [Cool]
Because of this [cool] expression, Shen Xianian, who is so miserable, incurs another three thousand insults. The poisonous wild vegetables are extremely upset, thinking that Shen Xianian touches porcelain Yuan Wangye: Why do you plagiarize our brother's expression? [Cool] This emoticon is dedicated to our brother!A coquettish slut should use the expression [red lips]!Don't forget your duty when you are a chicken! Back upside down and stick to top, be careful of evil force feedback!
If Du Wei knew that Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian were indeed engaged in a cold war at this moment, they would happily run around telling each other and forwarding the lucky draw to celebrate.
As an idol group, the most important thing is the soul of the group. Even if the members are having fun, they can't show signs of emotional rift.
Therefore, in the fourth issue of "ABO Family", Hong Dingding dedicated the entire issue to a group game, or a special episode, which is the low-profile version of "The Night I Miss You", where five people sleep together in the same bed, Full of moving socialist brotherhood.
Position C is still Yuan Wangye, he sleeps in the middle, and Shen Xianian is placed on his right. According to the previous order of standing in line, Jiang Beicheng should be on his right. She slept with Shen Xianian.
Hong Dingding said that there are cameras taking pictures, everyone should talk well and sleep well.Yuan Wangye glanced at the video camera on the bedside, leaned closer to Shen Xianian's ear, and whispered softly:
"If you wake up in my arms tomorrow morning, you will die."
"Don't dare, don't dare..."
Shen Xianian quickly moved his body in the direction of Jiang Beicheng, and Jiang Beicheng grabbed him into his arms, and said with a smile:
"Small and small, it's very suitable for cuddling and sleeping at night."
"Tch," Yuan Wangye snorted, and shook the quilt angrily, "I'm sleepy, good night."
Shen Xianian was the first to wake up. His chest was so heavy that he had difficulty breathing. He looked down in a daze. It was a frizzy head. Yuan Wangye was sleeping soundly in Shen Xianian's arms. Shen Xianian held hands in a friendly manner. There was a string of silver chains hanging on their wrists. Shen Xianian rubbed his eyes and raised his wrists in front of his face. Why did Yuan Wangye's hand come with him?No, Shen Xianian immediately sat up from the bed and shook his wrist: This is not a silver chain at all, but a pair of shining handcuffs!
"what……"
Since Shen Xianian's left hand is handcuffed to Yuan Wangye's right hand, a slight movement of his right hand will cause Yuan Wangye to move with him. Yuan Wangye was woken up by him, and he raised his hand sleepily, and his dialect exploded in fright. Out:
"What the hell is this?!"
Shen Xianian was startled, and Yuan Wangye woke up the other teammates with a quick glance. Zhong Ziqian sat up with his eyes straight, feeling his wrists heavy—he was also handcuffed with Chen Zui.The extra Jiang Beicheng was not spared either, he was handcuffed with Yuan Wangye's doll bear...
"No, who will explain what new gameplay this is?"
Shen Xianian was still in a dazed state. Usually, the group of fans always shouted "Ye Nian is locked" and "Thousand Cups are not drunk" but this time it was good, it was really locked.
"Because it's a special episode," Jiang Beicheng put his arms around the teddy bear, dimpled with a smile, "This is the core part of the game. Everyone has to spend 24 hours with their object."
"It's not fair, why is your object a teddy bear, but our object is a living person?!"
"Because this is the ugly adult world," Jiang Beicheng rubbed Yuan Wangye's messy sleeping hair, "I'm a game host, so I have privileges."
"You count me!"
"No way, this proves that the relationship between our team members is very close," Jiang Beicheng raised his hand, and the teddy bear was also hung up together, "We are——"
"An optimistic, courageous and positive idol group... Please support our ABOs..." Everyone shouted the slogan weakly.
"This is our one-day member," Jiang Beicheng grabbed the teddy bear's paw and waved towards the camera, "Vice President of Yuan Wangye's official support club!"
teddy bear: ":0-)"
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian stood side by side in front of the mirror brushing their teeth. His dominant hand was his right hand, but his right hand was handcuffed and he could only brush his teeth with his left hand.
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck..."
With his mouth full of foam, Yuan Wangye cast a sideways glance at Shen Xianian helplessly in the mirror:
"Why do you brush your teeth so fiercely?"
Now that they are all locked together, Yuan Wangye can only bite the bullet and fight first, secretly stamping a shelf life: only for these 24 hours.
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff... this is the only way to clean it."
After Shen Xianian rinsed his mouth, he began to wash his face. He had to use both hands to wash his face and rub the towel. He could only hold Yuan Wangye's hand in the washbasin as if dragging a dead body, and then helped Yuan Wangye twist the towel. After the two of them finished washing, they were still in the bathroom Li has no intention of going out.
"Well, I kinda, want to go to the bathroom..." Shen Xianian said coyly.
"……Me too."
"Do you want to shush or..."
"...Hush, what about you?"
"It's also hush." Yuan Wangye stood in a strange posture, "Are you in a hurry?"
"No hurry, you go first."
"it is good."
——This feeling is really weird. Even though the distance is the same in public toilets, everyone feels nothing when they go to the toilet.Now Shen Xianian is the only one going to the bathroom alone, Yuan Wangye is standing by the side as if punished, although he didn't look at it, he felt very uncomfortable, which made Shen Xianian very nervous, and when he was nervous, he couldn't urinate...
The two were silent for a while in the bathroom, and Yuan Wangye spoke:
"Why don't you pull it?"
"Yes, a little tight, nervous." Shen Xia Nian himself felt embarrassed, he had never been so nervous on stage for the first time.
"..." Yuan Wangye looked up at the ceiling above his head, "Then put on your trousers and let me do it."
"Come on, please," Shen Xianian was very considerate, "Do you need me to take off your pants?"
"I do not need it, thank you."
It was Shen Xianian's turn to look up at the ceiling and listened for a while, but the situation was still calm.
"It seems that you haven't prepared yourself well yet," Shen Xia Nian had an idea, "Otherwise I'll go out, come on, let's straighten our hands together, and I'll see if I can go out."
Shen Xianian tried it, and it was the first time he realized that their bathroom was so spacious that he could only stick his head out with all his life.
"Um, otherwise you hold on, then aim at the point and use some force—"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yuan Wangye pulled Shen Xianian's hair angrily, and dragged him into the bathroom, "I don't need you to teach me how to go to the bathroom."
"Sorry sorry, it was my mistake."
The two of them finally finished using the toilet before their bladders burst. Shen Xianian was very distressed, and he made it like this, what if he sat on the toilet?
Their hands were handcuffed together, so it was difficult to move. Training was suspended for one day today. They will start a national tour in December. For this reason, Shen Xianian has been working overtime and training hard. Suddenly, he has a whole day of free time, and he is a bit idle.If he wasn't locked up with Yuan Wangye, he could visit his mother.
There is still a camera behind him, so I can only do something with Yuan Wangye that both of us can do.
"Shall we watch a movie together? What movies does Ono like to watch?"
"Whatever," Yuan Wangye handed the pad to Shen Xianian, "I'll follow you to see what you are looking at."
"Let's be funny, let's have fun together."
"it is good."
So Shen Xianian chose a light-hearted and funny movie, Yuan Wangye took out his mobile phone and secretly checked it. The score on Douban was not more than 5, so he couldn't help but despise Shen Xianian's taste a little.
"Hehehehehehahaha!"
"Box-box-box-box--"
"Quack quack quack!"
"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose--"
"Hahahahahahaha..."
Shen Xianian laughed so hard that he croaked ducks and geese a few times, and even let out a pig grunt when he was so excited, but Yuan Wangye only laughed a few times unless it was extremely hilarious. Time, compared to the content of the movie, he found Shen Xianian's reaction funnier.
"Hahaha, ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts so much," Shen Xianian laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and kept rubbing his stomach, "The abs are about to burst out of laughter, hahahaha——"
"Is it really so funny..."
Yuan Wangye couldn't help wondering whether it was his own smile that was wrong, or Shen Xianian's smile was too low.
"That's right, it's funny!"
"Ok."
After wasting 120 minutes of his life, Shen Xianian finally got tired of laughing, and lay on the ground in a state of emptiness. Except for sleeping time, Yuan Wangye had never seen such a quiet Shen Xianian, but he was not used to it.At this time, Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian came to visit:
"Niannian Xiaoye! Do you want to play flying chess together? Exactly four of us!"
Flying chess... Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye had already had a psychological shadow on flying chess, but they were too embarrassed to refuse. After exchanging glances, the four of them started a flying chess battle.
Flying chess must be rolled to six points before starting. Shen Xianian has been unlucky since he was a child. Playing this kind of game of luck is simply humiliating himself.Others also noticed that from the beginning of the game to the present, Shen Xianian hadn't even reached the finish line in a single plane, which was funny and pitiful, so Chen Zuo stopped the game and suggested that everyone go shopping together.
"No," Shen Xianian rebuffed categorically, "If we are caught walking on the street like this, tomorrow the media will say that we both came out."
"That's right, the key is that usually one person can do a lot of things, and it's uncomfortable for two people to be together," Chen Zui was also quite distressed, "Only couples want to be together 24 hours a day, right?"
"I'll check what couples do."
Zhong Ziqian's words are amazing, and he really took out his mobile phone to open the search engine, type in "couples together" in the search box, and the smart search pops up a "[-] things couples do together", click on it, It is earthy and nonsensical, but a little simple romance overflows from between the lines.
For example, go shopping hand in hand, ride the Ferris wheel together, raise a puppy together, watch the sunrise and sunset together...
"I think it's a bit bullshit." Yuan Wangye was the first to comment.
"I think so too." Shen Xianian followed suit.
"It's so unrealistic, I think..." Chen Zui thought in a strange way, "Many couples break up before finishing these hundred things, right?"
Zhong Ziqian raised his hand and patted Chen Zui on the head lightly:
"What are you thinking about?"
"So you are all here," Jiang Beicheng hummed happily, and pushed open the door with his teddy bear in his arms, "What are you muttering about?"
"We're discussing how to assassinate you," Yuan Wangye reached out to Jiang Beicheng, "You actually have the key, right?"
"...overthinking," Jiang Beicheng brought up the doll bear, "I have the key and I still need to be handcuffed to your vice president?"
In fact, Yuan Wangye guessed right, Jiang Beicheng did have the key, Jiang Beicheng couldn't stand being stared at by Yuan Wangye, so he let go:
"Okay, I have the key, but it's hidden somewhere. Go find it. If you find it, it will be unlocked. If you can't find it, it will be unlocked automatically."
"Don't tell me sooner!" Chen Zuideng resurrected on the spot and jumped up excitedly, "Ye Nian and Qian Cup are not drunk, give me a shot!"
Jiang Beicheng's expression changed, and he waved his hand at the cameraman:
"Brother Xu's words just now must not be broadcast!"
The photographer made an OK gesture, Yuan Wangye was puzzled:
"Why can't it be played?"
"You are still young." Shen Xianian hurriedly pulled Yuan Wangye away, "You are still young, there are some things you don't need to understand, let's go, let's find the key too."
"The most dangerous place is the safest place. I think it should be hidden in a very conspicuous place that is often overlooked by us, so I speculate that it may be places like the bedside, the table, or the bathroom." Shen Xianian analyzed rationally.
"No, Brother Beicheng is thoughtful, it is impossible for us to find him so easily, he must be placed in a reasonable but unexpected place, I think it should be placed in a vase, the bottom of a flower pot, or in a shoe. "Yuan Wangye put forward a completely opposite point of view.
"We all understand the truth, but we just can't find it." Chen propped his chin in the most distressed manner, and turned the lollipop stick in his mouth from left to right. "Could it be on Dui Jiang's body? We Or hold him down and search him?"
"The key is not with him."
Zhong Ziqian's words were affirmative, and everyone couldn't help being curious:
"how do you know?"
"intuition."
"Okay, stop talking," Chen Zui stretched out his hand and pinched Zhong Ziqian's thin lips into a duck's mouth. "Your intuition may have been right since you were young."
"once."
"Which time?"
"secret."
Chen most meaningfully said, "I see."
Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian went to the place they guessed and searched carefully, but returned without success, and even tried to bribe the cameraman.
"Brother Xu," Yuan Wangye blinked his innocent dog eyes, "I'll show you how cute you are, tell me secretly where Brother Beicheng hid the key?"
"Brother Xu," Shen Xianian flicked his long hair and cast a wink, "I'll show you off, tell me secretly where Brother Beicheng hid the key?"
"Don't be like this," Xu Xu couldn't laugh or cry, "I have professional ethics, and the cameras have recorded your ugly deeds."
Shen Xianian hurried away holding hands with Yuan Wangye.
Yuan Wangye had to use his right hand when eating lunch, so he could only hang Shen Xianian's hand to pick up the vegetables, and he was still practicing weightlifting after eating, making him feel better the more he ate:
"Can you move your left hand with me?"
"How do I know what you're going to do?"
"Anyway, don't hang your whole hand like it's broken."
"Go, go, go."
Sitting across the table were Chen Zui and Zhong Ziqian. Zhong Ziqian's left hand was locked with Chen Zui's right hand, and Chen Zui's right hand was inconvenient to move, so Zhong Ziqian asked Zhong Ziqian to feed him.
"Ah..." Chen Zui opened his mouth crookedly, "I want to eat meat."
So Zhong Ziqian immediately stuffed a piece of meat into Chen Zui's mouth. Such considerate and thoughtful care reminded Shen Xianian of something: "The old man with dementia in his seventies is disabled, his filial son will never leave him, and he will hold up a piece of sky for his father with one hand" and so on. social news headlines.
"Otherwise, shall I feed you too?" Shen Xianian dug a spoonful of rice from Yuan Wangye's bowl and brought it to Yuan Wangye's mouth, "Come on, open your mouth, ah..."
"..." The mouthful of rice was brought to his mouth, and Yuan Wangye didn't want to lose face if he didn't eat it, "I want to eat meat too."
"what……"
"It's too boring."
"Ah, open your mouth."
"too skinny."
"Are you going to eat or not?"
"There are bones."
"You'd better eat by yourself." Shen Xianian stopped serving.
After lunch, Shen Xianian planned to go to the practice room to practice singing, Yuan Wangye didn't want to go, he sang seriously out of tune, but there was a camera filming, only Shen Xianian did not practice singing, in contrast, he seemed lazy.
"You practice singing, I practice rap, and I accompany you."
"No, no, this won't work!"
Just kidding, Yuan Wangye is the C position, and letting the C position accompaniment to the back is the same as the emperor carrying shoes for the foot-washing maid. If the wild vegetables find out, Shen Xianian's hundred heads are not enough for them to kill.
"Then play the piano," Yuan Wangye lifted the cover of the piano and sat down gracefully, "You know how to play the piano, right?"
"A little bit." Shen Xianian didn't have any artistic foundation, and only learned singing and dancing after joining the company.
"Alright then," Yuan Wangye tapped a few piano keys with his left hand, "You sing, and I'll play the piano to accompany you."
"No, no, no..."
"Why not?" Yuan Wangye said impatiently, "I want to hear you sing, can't you? Sing for me!"
"What do you want to hear?"
"You can sing."
"Then let me sing a ballad for you." Shen Xianian stroked his hair, "You search for "Wang Chunfeng". My mother has sung this song to me since I was a child."
"it is good."
Yuan Wangye slowed down the tempo, and Shen Xianian shook his head following the gentle and melodious melody:
"Under the lamp at midnight
spring breeze blowing
Seventeen or eighteen years old and not married
Thinking about the boy's house
......"
After the song was sung, Shen Xianian asked Yuan Wangye whether it was good or not with great anticipation. Yuan Wangye nodded, it sounded good, but he didn't understand.
"It's Taiwanese. It's normal if you don't understand it. This song is about girls thinking about spring."
In the past, Yuan Wangye would definitely have thought that Shen Xianian was hinting something to him, and he would have been a little shy when thinking about it, but now his mind is calm, all thanks to Shen Xianian, a villain who played with the feelings of innocent boys.
"Stop singing, I'm going to bed."
Shen Xianian was at a loss, what's wrong, didn't you feel fine just now?Where did you provoke him?Children in the rebellious period are really unpredictable.
It is a luxury for celebrities to have nap time. Yuan Wangye said he wanted to sleep, but in fact he couldn't sleep at all. Shen Xianian gasped in pain.
"Are you OK?"
Yuan Wangye subconsciously squeezed Shen Xianian's chin, nervously inspecting the injury, Shen Xianian's heart suddenly felt warm:
"It's okay, it seems that Ono still cares about me."
"Who cares about you! Narcissism!"
Yuan Wangye was in a hurry, and faced Shen Xianian again, and gave a direct "boom" to the head. Shen Xianian suffered a second blow and fell straight into the bed. He covered his burning and painful forehead and yelled:
"What's wrong with you?!"
"It's not you talking nonsense!"
"Did I say you cared what happened to me?!"
"...I won't argue with you."
After Yuan Wangye finished speaking, he rolled to the edge of the bed. Shen Xianian got a headbutt for no reason, and was in a bad mood, so he didn't try to please Yuan Wangye. Put the camera on the head of the bed and go out to eat first.
Someone has to break the silence first, and Shen Xianian has no choice but to be the hero:
"Ono."
"Aye."
"Wild treasure."
"Little Fifth Master Yuan."
"husband!"
"What are you doing?!" Yuan Wangye turned around abruptly, with a look of horror on his face, "Don't bark!"
"I want to shush."
"Then you go and report to me."
"We have to go together." Shen Xianian helplessly raised the handcuffs and shook them.
"Tsk." Yuan Wangye smacked his lips.
Shen Xianian walked ahead in dismay, and Yuan Wangye followed listlessly. When they came to the door of the bathroom, they found someone inside, so they had to wait outside the door. Suddenly, Chen's most envious praise came from the bathroom:
"Wow, Aqian, yours is so big."
"Want?" Zhong Ziqian, who has been paralyzed for thousands of years, actually has a rising end sound? !
"Uh-huh!"
"beg me."
"You are so annoying!" Chen's shy voice made Shen Xianian and Yuan Wangye get goosebumps at the same time, "Aqian, please, give it to me..."
"Okay, don't worry, I'll give it to you."
Shen Xianian immediately covered Yuan Wangye's ears, and roared into the bathroom:
"Don't mess around! There are still minors here!"
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