The second personality got the certificate behind my back [Entertainment]

Zhuo Yumo had never felt that she slept so comfortably.The pillow was so soft and the blanket so slippery, he closed his eyes and turned over contentedly, and when he buried his face in the pillow again, he smacked his lips sweetly.

But soon, he felt something hard poking his leg.

Don't make trouble.

He hugged the blanket and grumbled dissatisfiedly, turned over again, trying to avoid the thing that disturbed his lucid dream.

But that thing is still going on, and it even seems to be getting worse.

"It's so early in the morning, and no one is allowed to sleep!"

Unbearable, he suddenly opened his eyes and turned over to sit up, the swear words came to his mouth, but when he saw the strange room and... the strange man standing by the bed, he choked again.

The swear words stuck on his lips, and he swallowed them back abruptly.

This is obviously not my own home. Judging by the simple, bright and technological decoration in the room, it doesn't seem like a hotel.

what happened?

Where is he?

what happened?

"Who are you to be in my house--sleeping in my bed?"

A guarded voice came from the bedside, finally pulling back Zhuo Yumo's thoughts.He was still sitting on the bed, and turned his gaze in a daze to look at the tall man standing beside the bed, and then at the electric baton in the young man's hand. Then he suddenly realized that the one who had been poking his thigh just now was this thing.

Wait, isn't it illegal to privately buy this stuff?

Zhuo Yumo frowned slightly, looking him up and down vigilantly.

The man looked very young. Although his hair was clearly not combed, it was neatly brushed with his hands.Similarly, the pajamas on his body were also neatly and meticulously dressed.The man was handsome, with an unbelievably fair complexion. He was the kind of handsome man who might be discovered by scouts on the road and make his debut immediately. It was the expression on his face that looked like others owed him 500 million was quite annoying.

How did he get into this rich boy's house?And what did this kid just say?his bed?Could it be that they... slept last night?

Thinking of this, Zhuo Yumo was speechless for a moment, subconsciously lowered his head and pulled off the blanket to make sure that the pants were still on.

"Get out of my bed!"

At this time, the man spoke again, and his tone was more impatient than before.

Zhuo Yumo rolled his eyes when he heard that.Since the trousers were still in good condition, he had nothing to twitch, he just threw off the blanket and jumped out of bed - hey, I didn't notice it just now, but now that I got out of bed, I realized that there is actually a carpet on the floor of this room.

At this moment, Zhuo Yumo's mind was filled with only one thought: the carpet in the room is so difficult to take care of, if you spill the drink, you can't commit suicide?

"I have already called the police. Before the police come, you'd better explain to me how you got in. If you can't explain clearly, I will sue you for trespassing."

The man's voice sounded again.Zhuo Yumo, who has a strong ability to adapt, is already used to the tone and wording of the other party who deserves a beating, but he still can't help asking: "Has anyone ever told you that you are particularly in need of a beating?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhuo Yumo seemed to be able to hear the voice of the other party who was so angry that his veins burst.But what is surprising is that the other party did not yell at him, but instead snorted coldly, and said with a smirk: "I don't care. Stop talking nonsense and delay me here. I can't explain why you are at my house." , Just wait for the court summons."

Although Zhuo Yumo likes to joke around with friends on weekdays, he still knows how to be polite and courteous when facing unfamiliar or unfamiliar people, but everyone who has worked with him praises his usual attitude towards people. Plus, but today, seeing the other party's arrogance and arrogance, he really wanted to speak out.

"I drank some wine yesterday. I was probably drunk. I woke up and lay on your bed today. You say, according to the usual reasoning, should I receive the court summons or should you accept it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the other party's face turned red, and those beautiful long and narrow eyes flashed with anger—wait, why does it seem that there is still grievance after being wronged?

Zhuo Yumo subconsciously blinked his eyes, thinking that he was probably not fully sober from the alcohol, or he was blind.He has seen this kind of young master who looks down on others because of his family's wealth. How could he be wronged and blushed because of such a thing?

"You mean I brought you back while you were drunk? You don't want to slander others, be careful, I will sue you for defamation again!"

Wow, this unreasonable young master is still holding his neck, maybe he's fighting him?

Since the other party also looks like he doesn't know what happened last night, then don't worry about it at all!Zhuo Yumo didn't bother to talk to this kind of person anymore, waved his hand, and said impatiently: "Since I don't remember, and you don't remember either, then it's a mess after drinking. I don't have time to waste time here, let's go." It's gone." He said, and walked out of the room.

No way, the young master's voice came from behind him: "Ah bah, what kind of sex can I have with you!" The words were full of disdain.

Why is this guy talking so annoyingly?

Zhuo Yumo didn't even think about it, turned around, put his hands into the pockets of his jeans, smiled at the other party, and said in an ambiguous tone on purpose: "That's not sure."

There are probably beautiful people in this world who don't know it, but Zhuo Yumo is definitely not like that.He knew that he was handsome, and he also knew that his smile was so seductive that men and women could be dazzled by it.It's just that since he grew up with his old man in a vest and big pants, and later worked with a group of martial arts men, he didn't take his face seriously at all.

But at this time, it's time to show off the prestige of the weapon to kill the opponent.

Sure enough, when he smiled, the other party froze immediately, his face was still flushed, but his expression was obviously a little more cramped and awkward.

After staring at the other party for a long time, Zhuo Yumo still had some conscience, so he didn't take out his mobile phone to take a few photos for him to keep as evidence, but kept a smile on his face, blinked and said, "You've always been a man, don't Look at me blushing."

Until then, the other party woke up like a dream.Maybe he was also feeling incredible that he was staring at a man in a daze, or maybe he was frustrated, he covered his face almost in grief and anger, and finally lost.

"Okay, hurry up and don't let me meet you again."

Can't ask for it.

Hearing this, Zhuo Yumo hurriedly rubbed oil on his feet, and left the room in a hurry.But before he reached the gate, he heard a roar from behind: "Come back! What is this!"

What what?

Zhuo Yumo stopped in confusion, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw the other party rushing towards him holding a piece of paper.

"What exactly is going on!"

As soon as the other party finished speaking, the two little books were photographed on Zhuo Yumo's face.

Confused and depressed, he pulled the small notebook from the opponent's hand and looked down.

Fog Grass!Marriage certificate! ?

Open it up.

In the small book was a big photo of him and the young master smiling silly, and the stamp of the Civil Affairs Bureau happened to be stamped on one corner of the photo, and in the column next to the certificate holder, it said "Zhuo Yumo" Three characters, and on the other book, the name "Zhong Mu" is impressively written.

"..."

"Zhong, Mu, is that you..." Zhuo Yumo asked stupidly as he stared at the marriage certificate for a while.

"Or else!"

The man named Zhong Mu died of anger on the spot.

The author has something to say:

Zhuo Yumo: Who am I and where am I? Why did I suddenly get married?

Zhong Mu: Just wait, I'll cue Luo Ting.

Luo Ting: [Hello, the user you called is temporarily out of service area]

Zhong Mu: MMP.