[Comprehensive] I have a money tree

The mentally retarded answer, spoken from the mouth of the fool opposite, is actually quite reliable.After the saliva incident, Jin Jiyu's affection for Taotie fell to the bottom, and he tried to accept his indescribable brain damage. He took a sip of the black tea in his hand, and raised his hand to grab one of the two unicorns that were having fun. The banning curse sealed its cry, cut off a hind leg, and threw the broken body at Taotie's feet, ignoring his salivating expression and asking, "Will it be cured?"

"Cure it?" Ah Che looked at the delicious ingredients in front of him, thinking she was joking, "Isn't this for me?" He didn't get an answer for a long time, and looked away from the 'snack', and the person opposite had a serious expression on his face. , Ah Che looked at her with the eyes of a fool, "Saving it takes spiritual energy, if you can't eat it, it will be over!" Cut it up by yourself and let me cure it, what are you playing, thinking that you don't feel good So it was she who moved her hand just now?

Jin Jiyu untied Ah Che's body, and said generously, "Then eat it." The black teacup was put back on the saucer and there was a slight sound, and the lifted divine beast had already jumped up from the chair and jumped in front of the unicorn.In just one breath, half of the leg has been bitten off.

Ah Che's human form is very handsome, and he even has a kind of innocent youthful feeling when he is not talking, which is very in line with the Asian understanding of the term milk niche, which is why Jin Jiyu thinks it is good to give him a smooth hair.Now his image is broken, holding a unicorn that is bigger than his whole body and tearing violently. The silver-gray special blood did not make the scene bloody and bloody. From time to time, there were cracking sounds of bones being crushed, matching the picture , looks extremely weird.

Jin Jiyu, who had lost his appetite, really lost his appetite now. He even moved the chair back at least five meters, and told the elf, "Sarah, bring all the unicorns in the forest here, and go get them." The study gave me a detailed explanation of the magical creatures published in 1976." She wants to see what it means to be able to eat and eat.Wait for the elf to bring the book over, hold the book and turn to the page of the unicorn, contact Shake Money, and directly ignore the guy who is feasting on the opposite side.

'What is a soul contract? '

'A type of contract. '

'I'm asking what the soul contract does. '

'Contract soul. '

Jin Jiyu flicked the pages, the paper made a 'swish' sound, and the sound of chewing on the other side was reduced by half.She and that tree are absolutely incompatible. After raising it for so long, a dog can speak human language, and it is still the same now.But no one is strong in the situation, so I can only hold my nose and bear it.Jin Jiyu, who has been able to kill and kill more decisively in the past few years, has infinite patience, and it is also rooted in her head to shake money.

'Am I a soul contract with you? '

'Yes or no. '

'Say something I can understand, why do I always have to repeat this sentence.In the end, yes; or, no? '

'has a soul, yes.No soul, no. '

"You don't have a soul?" Jin Jiyu blurted out his doubts due to the weird answer.It's impossible for her to have no soul, this tree can't take her brainwaves through it, the one without a soul is obviously only left to shake money.What's the situation now, I was unilaterally signed the so-called soul contract, but what does it mean to spend money and stay out of it?Then what is he, the flower grower responsible for helping him bear fruit?

The chewing sound on the opposite side stopped, and Ah Che, who was under the control of the earl in the pet shop and rarely had such a high, had just strengthened his determination to recognize the Lord, and when he heard the strange question, a sharp corner of his hand was scared off, Looking at the 'prepared master' with a blank face, "Who doesn't have a soul?"

The affirmative answer came from the money shaker, and the unwillingness that had been hovering in Jin Jiyu's heart for a long time resurfaced, and he looked sullenly at Tao Tie, who hadn't wiped his mouth clean, "What did you mean when you said that you can only have one soul contract?" She became The belongings of the shake money, the soulless shake money is free?

"It means that you can only have me alone. As long as your soul is immortal, I will follow you forever." Ache grabbed the unicorn in the air, and tore it in half as lightly as if tearing paper, biting it it was crunchy The larynx, can't look at the face at all, eats super happily, the streamer in the eyes only knows how surprised it is.He chewed the meat, looked at the other party with a relaxed face, and said a joke full of sincerity, "Don't worry, I am only you, even if you are reincarnated for thousands of years, I will wait for you in the ark, and wait for you to return to the ark." by my side."

This is the once-in-a-lifetime promise of the Dragon Clan. If they find the real master, they will sign an eternal contract. Even if there is no Ark, they will go back to the dark and dark Dragon Mountain to sleep.As long as the master's soul wakes up, Ah Che will exhaust all his strength, endure the pain of skinning and cramping, break free from Longshan's seal, and travel every inch of the world to find his master.

Ah Che, who waited for the inheritance when he was young, thought it was just an ancient legend, how could there be such a human being in this world who was worthy of it, how could there be a human being who made him willingly bow his head and surrender.Even if there is such a person, he must be eaten immediately!Until he met Jin Jiyu, the one holding a shiny ruby ​​and reaching out to him.

Jin Jiyu didn't know what decision Ah Che had made, and even if he knew, Jin Jiyu probably wouldn't care about it, and now his focus was only on shaking money, and knocked half a unicorn to the ground with his hand, "I can only have one of you." Beast, or the dragon clan can only have you as one dragon?"

"No matter what kind of soul contract you can only sign once!" This woman who doesn't know what is good or bad and has no vision, is she still thinking about contracting Long Yan again?dream!A Che swooped and hugged the food. He had been coveting the new unicorn in the pet store for a long time!

'Clear water like a spring' descended from the top of Ah Che's head, with the magic power of Jinjiyu, that is, the effect of a small waterfall, it directly awakened the glutton who was not in shape from hunger, and stared at the perpetrator dissatisfied, "Didn't you let me eat it?" !"

"Come here and sign the contract, how do you sign the soul contract?" Jin Jiyu couldn't believe that he was so ignorant, that his life and death were tied to money, and he didn't even have a chance to break free.Tao Tie said that only one soul contract can be signed, and Yao Qian said that she has already been contracted.Putting it together, is her soul already bound to the money shaker?She has to keep that tree life after life?Even if he is really a god himself, he will get tired of it sooner or later!Does it mean that you can't die now?

A Che shook his head, shaking off the drops of water on his face, a drop slipped from the corner of his eyes, like inadvertent teardrops, flowing out of the eye sockets.Standing up and walking towards Jin Jiyu step by step, his clear voice became low and incomprehensible when he was messing around.

A full moon hangs in the night sky, and the lighting of the experimental forest is a kind of self-luminous magical plants. The invisible pressure pushes them to the ground, the vegetation shatters, and the forest falls into darkness.The controlled unicorn burst out with huge white magic, broke free from the restraint, but trembled and didn't even dare to run, and fainted on the spot.The sound of the brocade being torn suddenly sounded, and all the invisible elves shrieked and appeared, retreated a hundred meters away, and disappeared in place in an instant.The birds and insects chirping in the forest are so quiet that it makes people panic.

The terrifying giant beast came out of the darkness, and the moonlight seemed to be attracted by the ancient giant beast, casting a halo of light on its body. The century-old giant tree fell to the ground like a strong wind, and the wizards and monsters in the entire experimental forest fell to the ground. , was so overwhelmed by this terrifying aura that he couldn't even escape.A monster as tall as a mountain appeared in front of Jin Jiyu, and slowly crouched at her feet.

The purple-golden runes slowly flowed from the horns into the human body in front of her, which was not as big as a giant beast's scales, wrapped her into a huge cocoon, and flew to the height of Taotie's eyes.The moonlight was like a solid liquid, surrounding a man and a beast, circles of runes swayed around them, and the end of the last chant was accompanied by the sound of heavy drums, echoing in the mountains and forests.

The destructive aura came to an abrupt end, the weak Ah Che couldn't maintain his body, Jin Jiyu, who didn't intend to cosplay God in mid-air, transformed a soft mattress under him before he landed.Looking at the weak guy with disgust, he still clamored to sign a contract, and he was still underage.

The underage boy Taotie, at the last second of fainting, heard the master who was going to bind him for life and death say "idiot." The only thought when he was dying was that sooner or later he would eat her!In the next second, he rushed to the street decisively.

Jin Jiyu waved his hand, and the fallen tree turned into a rope, trapping the frenzied unicorns who were about to escape. These guys are not enough for a new pet.She finally knew why this mentally handicapped Taotie could speak so many words. The soul contract allowed Taotie to open up to her without reservation. His abilities, past, weaknesses, and even the method of killing him were all laid out in front of her at once.

To Taotie, language and ability are like the vitamins that human beings absorb from eating vegetables. Eating too many oranges will give them vitamin C. If they eat too many Japanese, they will learn Japanese. If they eat too many unicorns, they will really be able to release their talents. magic.It's just like human beings need vitamin C every day, what Ah Che eats is also lost over time, and needs to be eaten again.

This idiot is really right. He can learn Japanese by eating and drinking. Before he met Earl D, in those years when he went to Japan and wandered around, he ate not one thousand Japanese, but one million.During the Warring States period, half of the people on the Japanese territory were eaten by him, and most of them were the Japanese who discovered him, and specially washed the sacrifices dedicated to him.

This guy eats and eats, and suddenly one day he can speak Japanese.Jin Jiyu closed his eyes and thought about all kinds of strange skills that he had acquired from him. He didn't want to develop this strange racial talent. It was too wasteful!Even a pig who has lived there for 100 years and has learned Japanese, yet he eats and sleeps there, is hopelessly stupid.Sex｜love｜knowledge is so complete, which idiot’s tribute is it? IQ, don’t you know how to consider size when playing｜human｜animals!At that time, this guy was at least half his age!

One of the gains from this contract is knowing Earl D's Noah's Ark. The hide-and-seek game that has lasted for so long is finally coming to an end.It's just a familiar Wu Clan. Seeing how arrogant he is, Jin Jiyu thought he could at least be a beast god or something, but it turned out that he was just a Wu Clan with some special abilities, so he was a little disappointed.

As for the soul contract, Jin Jiyu opened his eyes and looked at the contracted beast on the bed. This guy dared to lie to her at the last second, how brave and stupid he was.This kind of contract is almost a contract to allow oneself to watch other people's life movies. What's the point of lying to her, waiting to be exposed and cleaned up?

The author has something to say: I recommend you to watch the ancient Japanese rituals, um. . .how to say. .will open up new worlds.

As a piece of advice, don't go if you can't accept two|female|one|cup of little angels.

Don't ask me what two|female|one|cup is, I'm still a child.