[Comprehensive Mythology] The daily life of raising children

Holding the Four Swords of Zhuxian snatched from Luohu, Shaohe ran all the way to the south hall where Sanqing was.

Sanqing: Auntie, we are not hungry! !

Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan looked at Tong Tian in horror, you, you, you!How did you come out! !

Shaohe: The smile gradually disappears.jpg

"Little Tongtian, do you have any opinion on the sweet-scented osmanthus cake I made?"

Tong Tian wanted to cry, "No, aunt, I am, I am qaq." After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a reasonable explanation. He felt that he was going to see Father God today.

"Little Tongtian, don't you want to explain to aunt?" The plain hand that patted Tongtian's shoulder lightly made him hiccup in fright.

Hiccup~qaq!Ruined!

"Auntie, I, I, I think the sweet-scented osmanthus cake you made is super delicious and I like it very much!" A series of words saved me even breathing.

Shaohe looked at Tongtian who was so frightened that his eyes were full of tears, and fell silent. How scary is she? !

(Luo Hu has no expression on his face: Don't you have an AC number in your heart, baby?)

Tong Tian didn't know that Shaohe attacked Luo Hu who had been brutally raped again, and even this time it became a lifelong psychological shadow. He simply thought that his aunt's cooking was too scary.

"Okay, I'll remember." Shaohe skipped the topic, and took out the Four Swords of Jade Immortal from his arms and stuffed them into Tong Tian's arms.

The killing gods benefited and killed the immortals, and the trapped immortals glowed red everywhere; the immortals changed infinitely, and the blood of the Daluo immortals stained their clothes.

"You have to take good care of these four swords." After all, they were snatched with the hands of dead sons and grandchildren.

Tong Tian smiled openly while holding the four swords, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, which shows how happy he is.

"Thank you, aunt~ I will never say that the food you cook is unpalatable~" Tong Tian, ​​who was overjoyed, didn't realize that he had said something scary at all.

Lao Tzu, Yuan Yuan: Oh, what should I do with the mentally handicapped little Tongtian?

Shaohe looked at Tongtian with a gentle and weird smile on his delicate and beautiful face. Only then did he remember what horrible words he had just said, and he almost cried bitterly while holding the Four Swords of Jade Immortals.

Father God, the child is coming to see you!

Pan Gu: Is this retarded child really my child?

Shaohe snorted coldly and left angrily.

Who told him to be her favorite little nephew? The nephew she chose would be spoiled even on her knees.

However, is the food she makes really so unpalatable?Xiaohong thought it was pretty good!

Hongjun: "..." Don't you have any points in your heart? !

When Luo Hu and Hongjun returned to the Great Desolation, they found that the connection between the Dao and the Demon between the heaven and the earth was more obvious, and Hongjun had faintly become the Dao Patriarch.

Luo Hu's crimson eyes narrowed, and he turned his head to look at Hongjun, who was dressed in elegant purple clothes and had an indifferent face, "You are really amazing."

"My Rahu has proved the Dao and sanctified, established the Demon Cult, and created the Demon Realm. From then on, the Dao will disappear and the Demon will grow, and the Demon will increase and the Dao will disappear!"

Shaohe stepped into the void when Luo Hu said the Limo Cult, and appeared next to the two of them in an instant.

As soon as the words were spoken, a red light suddenly appeared in the sky above Buzhou Mountain, and slowly spread to the entire prehistoric region.

She frowned and looked at the scattered red light as if it had absorbed something, and slowly retracted and condensed into a well, hiding above the clouds of Buzhou Mountain.

And the prehistoric beings naturally also saw this well that could lead to the legendary demon world.

Shaohe sneered, and hit Luo Hu with the long whip without warning.

Luo Hu dodged, stepped on the black lotus, and held the Soul Eater gun in his hand, "What? Do you want to fight again?"

Can take what you can!You think it's a big deal to create a demon world, don't you?

Ah.

Shaohe directly rolled up Luohu's waist and threw it off Buzhou Mountain, his indifferent voice spread throughout the prehistoric world, "I want to see what happens if the Demon World of the Demon Ancestor loses this well!"

"Shaohe!!"

After throwing Luo Hu down, she flicked her sleeves and moved the well to the ruins.

But one day, there was a full-server announcement from the three great powers, and Hong Huang really exploded now.

"Who is Hongjun, Luohu, and that woman?"

"Didn't you hear that? The first two have already been sanctified, and the latter must be a saint who dares to hate Luo Hu. Maybe it's the one on Mount Buzhou."

I understood in an instant, it was the big guy who punched Zulong and tore Yuanfeng with his hands.

......

After Shaohe returned to the East Hall, he took out a bell.

The style is exactly the same as the few bells sent out, but it looks more delicate and small.

All the immortals in the bell fairy world have one.

No great ability, just being able to connect with each other.

The bells in the fairy world are all distributed by the fairy under the queen mother's seat, and she received the bell as soon as she ascended.

After arriving in Honghuang, the bell could no longer contact people in the fairy world, so she kneaded it herself and transformed it into Honghuang's communicator, and sent one to Hongjun and several children.

But now these children seem to have not seen them together, so thinking about the spiritual power in her hand, a few red silk threads flew out and connected to the bell that was sent out.

Several bells are now linked together, creating a dedicated connection group.

Shaohe thought about it, smiled maliciously and changed the group name to Zixiaogong alumni group.

The members of the group are: Teacher Hongjun, Fuxi and Nuwa brothers and sisters, Sanqing, Jieyin Zhunti, Emperor Juntai who is far away in the sun and the sun, and Changxi, the poor little Yuanfeng who suppresses the undead volcano.

neat and tidy.

Several people saw the red pattern that suddenly appeared on the bell, and they rushed into the spiritual energy to take a look, their faces were struck by lightning.

Especially Hongjun, after counting the members in the group, half of them are his disciples, it is really a group dedicated to colleges.

Tong Tian looked at the names in the group, found two unfamiliar names, and asked suspiciously, "Who are Jieyin and Zhunti?"

Jieyin and Zhunti also saw the message, and when they were about to speak, Shaohe spoke.

"I have combined the auras of several people who own the bell, and now the bell has a connected room, where everyone can talk without having to contact each other separately. Also, Xiaotongtian Jieying and Zhunti are my former friends. Don't tease the two children you picked up in the west." She couldn't persuade the two short-sighted and one mentally retarded to fight.

After Tongtian heard his aunt's voice, he withered instantly. Aunt qaq was really angry.

A girlish voice sounded as gentle as water, "Are you the Empress Shaohe that Di Jun mentioned?"

Shaohe was a little puzzled, "Yes, you are?"

It was not that gentle voice that answered her, but Di Jun's deep and magnetic juvenile voice, "Your Majesty, this is my sweetheart."

? ? ? ? ?

Singles: Damn it! ! !

Shocked!She never expected that Di Jun, who was still a baby when she left, had not only grown up after so many years, but also licked other people's cabbages! !

Di Jun wondered why he was so quiet all of a sudden. The gentle girl beside him looked at him obediently. He took her hand and continued in a low voice full of dog abuse, "Her name is Xi He, and she was also born as a sun star." The three-legged Golden Crow, she is a gentle and beautiful woman."

Taiyi's face was full of joy: Finally, I'm not the dog being abused!

Well, it’s not someone else’s cabbage, it’s my own, the single dog Shaohe thought with a blank expression on his face.

Seeing Di Jun start to talk about how beautiful and gentle Xi He is, she grinned with a bit of a toothache, "Sure enough, love makes people mentally retarded." '

Never thought that the sun star would even have a wife assigned to him!

Chang Xi looked thoughtfully at the Taiyin star under his feet, his cold expression softened slightly, "Taiyin, when will you give birth to another creature?"

Lunar Star: ...I'm so sorry Chang Xixi qaq I can't give birth anymore.

The sun star is full of pride: I am the star with three children!

Taichi: Heh, Sunstar.

Shaohe couldn't bear to listen anymore, so he decisively cut off his aura, looked at the spiritual fruit on the small table in front of him, his face was full of depression, and he couldn't even arouse the slightest interest in his favorite bilingual fruit in the past.

How angry, Di Jun has found a wife qaq, she is still single.

She suddenly remembered Luo Hu's dark red eyes with ambiguity, and couldn't help touching the goosebumps on her hands, nonono, this is too scary.

Then there was Hongjun's cold and handsome face, she couldn't help covering her face, Hongjun was raised by her as a younger brother, this is scarier than Luo Hu qaq!

Lao Tzu's banished immortal came out of the dust, primitive handsome, handsome and sunny all over the sky.

Fuxi's composure, elegance and delicacy in reception, cleverness in Zhunti.

Shaohe was crying, they were all children, oh children! ! !hoarse voice · jpg

In the end, she accepted that she might end up alone.

It's okay, these children are also single, she comforted herself.

Fuxi held Nuwa by the hand, with the same sweet smiles on the two similar and delicate faces.

Hongjun looked at Fuxi, whom he had taught, and Ziwa, his disciple, with a dazed expression.

Hongjun felt that he had endured too much today. First, he witnessed Luo Hu being rewarded by Shao He for cutting off his son and grandson, followed by the news of Di Junxi and his love, and finally, the stimulation of Fuxi and Nuwa. Temple, wanting to seek comfort.

Shaohe who learned that Fuxi and Nuwa are also in love: ...what else is left in this world? ! ! !Grumpy·jpg

Hongjun stretched out his hand and patted Shaohe's head lightly to calm the irritable Shaohe.

The two single dogs looked at each other, not only did not have any ambiguous atmosphere, but also had a bit of desolation.

The same is the end of the world reduced people ah. (Key point: be sure to read it with an exclamation tone here.)

"Nuwa's companion, Lingbao Red Hydrangea Palm, is married. If you really want to, you can ask." Hongjun's voice fell into Shaohe's ear, a little light.

Shaohe thinks that she is also a charming woman, with all kinds of colors and charms, why no one pursues her?

She stared at Hongjun, "Do you like me?"

Hongjun almost laughed out loud, but quickly corrected his expression and held back the laugh.

He seriously thought about how to answer. It's not that he didn't have a crush on Shaohe when Pangu was still there. After all, Shaohe not only has the capital to fall in love at first sight, but also has the conditions to fall in love with each other for a long time.

At that time, young Hongjun and Shaohe found a river in Tianwaitian above the prehistoric land. The river water was crystal clear and the stars flowed.

The boy Hongjun, who is not divided into men and women, jumped into the river when he saw the river, and he was very happy to invite Shaohe to come down.

Shaohe squinted his eyes and smiled under the thousands of stars, "Okay~"

It became the scenery in Hongjun's heart.

After entering the water, Shaohe took off her outer shirt, revealing her fair and slender arms, and gently picked up a small handful of water and splashed it on her face. The water droplets passed from the corner of her eyes to her lips, and she stretched out her small tongue to lick it away.

The young Hongjun looked at her with a blushing face, and his little heart was beating loudly.

After catching a glimpse of Hongjun's expression, Shaohe asked in a low tone, "What? Seeing that I am so beautiful, have you fallen in love with me?"

Wow, what broke?

Hongjun remained expressionless: That was my youthful heart that was about to move.

From then on, he understood that no matter how charming this woman was, she was all over the country.

That's also mentally handicapped.

After many years, Hongjun saw that the time in front of her did not leave any traces on her body at all, just like the charming woman in the past, her mind did not fluctuate at all, and she still wanted to laugh.

Afraid of hurting Shaohe's girlish heart, he thought for a while and answered her, "You are a good girl." So, don't worry that no one will dislike you, it's just that maybe that liking is not what you hoped for, ahem.

Good, good card?

Shaohe held his broken girl's heart and wept.

Hongjun felt that there seemed to be something wrong with what he said, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out what was wrong. Seeing Shaohe who was about to cry or not, he felt a little headache.

"Forget it, no one is worthy of my beauty."

Hongjun:? ? ?

Luo Hu went back to Mount Buzhou firmly, and said shamelessly that Shaohe had thrown him in the well, so he couldn't go back to the Demon Realm, and he wanted to live here.

Are you shaking M? ? ?Shaohe looked at Luo Hu thinking deeply about this serious question.