Personality was once a disqualification in the world[Comprehensive]

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Atsushi Nakajima covered his head, only feeling a hundred jumping beans bouncing around in his mind.It felt bad, and reminded him of turning into a kitten the first time he used his personality.The shame, the embarrassment, was like a fire burning in his chest, and the firewood crackled.

It's not that he hates the teacher for treating him as a very close person.He just... just didn't like the fact that the teacher pulled him out as a shield in order to provoke someone.

However, the follow-up brought by this explosive news was suppressed by the new teacher.

"There are still about twenty minutes for get out of class to end." The woman looked at the watch on her wrist, "Let's talk about something." She rubbed her chin, and Atsushi Nakajima guessed that she was making some choices in her heart.

"Does anyone know about mermaids?" Her voice raised a little, and her voice became a little sharp.

"It's a creature from a ghost story." Liri Ochako said.

"Hey—it's almost there." The woman pulled out the chair behind the podium and sat on it with her feet crossed.In fact, according to school regulations, teachers are prohibited from sitting while teaching.However, Osamu Dazai himself is a person who is willing to break the rules.

"Can someone describe it to you?"

Although I complained in my heart that the content of this lesson had nothing to do with the "actual combat" on the schedule, the students who knew the creature answered enthusiastically.

"To sum up, the mermaids in everyone's minds are all mermaids with a mermaid body and a beautiful appearance...Mineta-san, it's the siren's patent to confuse the passing crew with singing, so don't get it wrong."

Minoro Mineta stuttered for a moment.

"Hmm..." Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a moment.In fact, he is more familiar with this kind of creature than other students. Once upon a time, the teacher taught him to know the secrets behind the characteristics of this kind of creature and its legend.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows high, "Nakajima-san please answer."

The title has changed from A-Tun to Nakajima-san again... Nakajima-Atsu doesn't know whether to be thankful or worried.Teachers are always easy to change their minds, and there must be countless tricks hidden behind the changes.

"In the legend—" he emphasized these three words.Although the teacher told him that mermaids still exist in this world for the past ten years, Atsushi Nakajima considers himself a materialist (personality is just a special existence). "People who eat mermaid meat can become as youthful as mermaids, and will not die."

Dazai gave him a false applause.Atsushi Nakajima was very embarrassed.

"According to folklore, mermaids are very beautiful creatures. But—" Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly.Deliberate pauses are always itchy and unbearable, wanting to know the follow-up.

"A real mermaid has a fish head and a human body."

"It's so ugly!" Minoru Mineta imagined that appearance.

Isn't that the master of Kaibo?

Osamu Dazai thought about it and decided to let her students realize the cruelty of reality.Relying on her superb drawing skills developed over the years, a "mermaid" as Osamu Dazai called it appeared on the whiteboard in three to five minutes.

"Is...is she related to sharks?" Let's use this pronoun.Kirishima Eijiro told a super cold joke.Osamu Dazai's mermaid has an unusually sharp row of teeth, and when the mouth is opened, it can almost swallow people in one mouthful.And short bodies, misshapen limbs.

Perfectly broke everyone's fantasy.

"No." The woman answered him seemingly happily. "Like many mythical creatures, they were not born through evolution. They suddenly appeared on this land like meteors from the outside world, carrying mysteries and frightening inner meanings that humans cannot deeply explore."

"Mr. Boss, were you a folklorist before?"

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"Didn't some folklorists discover very strange creatures when they were studying the Cthulhu culture? Something like an octopus with bat wings." Tenya Iida, the male monitor of class A, pushed his glasses and said .

"Cthulhu is just an evil god in Lovecraft's novels. The Cthulhu myth is also fake."

"...I don't know why I suddenly feel disappointed."

Li Ri asked: "Ashido-san is very interested in this?"

The pink-haired Sanna Ashdo said with a smile: "I paid attention to it because it felt super mysterious."

"But creatures like mermaids do exist." The woman narrowed her eyes, and her slender eyelashes fell one by one.

For a classmate who did not want to be named, let’s call him Boy A.Boy A stared at her slightly sunken cheeks and her gloomy side face with naked eager eyes.These gratuitously reminded him of half of the chocolate flowers that had been ruined at home.The flowers of the genus Plumeria fell in a flowerpot, and beside it were ruined walls.

"Don't you want to fix it?" Boy A, who was still a boy, asked the maid at home.The maid is an old man who has been dressing since his father was young, and now she is in her twilight years, her black hair has turned into white curly silk, velvet-like hair; drooping facial muscles.Boy A called her Mrs. Reiko.

Mrs. Lingzi would say: "The master has never asked anyone to repair it."

"When did it break?" Boy A picked up a handful of soil, the soil weathered by countless years was dry and smelly, and the grains of soil seemed to be glued together, forming a strange shape. shape.

Mrs. Reiko replied: "Before Madam left, two people had a fight here—in a sense, only the master was angry, Madam looked very cold."

Boy A felt a rush of heat rushing through his heart.

It looks cold, is that so?

Boy A traced the woman's face with his eyes, like a painter outlining the shape of each petal of a flower with a pen.

Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, and the slanted arc from the neck to the head became wider.That gaze was too hot, like a small match on fire.She could understand the longing and the sadness in it, as she once said, love is a thing that deceives little boys and makes their minds go crazy.

"That Cthulhu might exist too." Ashido-san seemed a little unconvinced.

The woman licked her lower lip, "Why am I so sure that there are mermaids in the world?" Her expression became subtle and wonderful, as if she was about to reveal a huge secret.

"I saw it. Then I killed it." She recalled the touch of the mermaid, its slippery scales, its sharp teeth.Recalling the horrible marks the row of teeth had left on her arms.

"Sometimes the teacher's ideas are actually quite strange." Atsushi Nakajima said softly.As this class became less and less like a formal class, he had to remind himself what the original intention of the class was, and not to be fooled by the teacher's whimsy.But this...ah is the key point, I have to write it down.

"It's a pity, that's the last mermaid in the world." Osamu Dazai curled the corners of his lips with a half-smile.

"Earl Minhausen's Wonderful Travels?" Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously complained.

"I remember it seems to have another name..." Izuku Midoriya murmured. "The Adventures of the Bragging King." Atsushi Nakajima completed the second half of the other party's sentence.

Atsushi Nakajima read this fairy tale a long time ago, and he still remembers the hero (Count Minhausen) boasting that he accidentally killed the last phoenix in the world.

The teacher couldn't just find a fairy tale to fool them because he didn't want to go to class.The white-haired boy thought worriedly.

Just as he was wandering away and his thoughts fell into the story of the ugly mermaid and the teacher's suspected plagiarism, the bell for the end of get out of class rang.

"Finally—" the woman breathed out. "It's finally over."

It seems that it is a burden for the teacher to go to class.Atsushi Nakajima nodded, propping his chin.

The author has something to say: Dazai Osamu: They don’t believe what I’m telling is the truth.jpg

Boy A: Obviously it’s everyone’s plot, why am I the only one who doesn’t deserve to have a name (bu)

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