[Hokage] Chiko's plan

At the first moment when he heard that Jiraiya died in battle, Naruto didn't believe it.

"Hey, Granny Tsunade, this joke is not funny at all..." Naruto's voice trembled, "It's a lie, isn't it?"

"Naruto..." Sakura couldn't bear to see Naruto like this.

"It's a lie, right!" Naruto roared angrily, with a trace of despair.

Tsunade-sama trembled slightly, but still looked straight into Naruto's eyes: "It's true, Naruto, Jiraiya has already died in battle."

Naruto asked Tsunade sadly: "Then the mother-in-law sent the lecherous sage?"

Tsunade-sama closed his eyes reluctantly.

"is not it?"

"Yes, I sent myself to come and go."

The last words completely defeated Naruto, no matter whether he was still in Hokage Tower or facing Hokage-sama, he seemed to be venting his anger and shouted: "Grandma, why did you send such a dangerous woman to the lewd fairy?" task?!"

"If the one who becomes Hokage is a lecherous sage, he will definitely not let my mother-in-law perform such a dangerous task!"

This sentence of condemnation, Master Tsunade did not say a word from the beginning to the end, Sakura lightly stopped Naruto.Naruto took a deep look at Tsunade, and slammed the door out.

Zhizi stood aside, silently watching the development of the situation.It was obvious that Naruto was venting his anger. His master, who had a relationship with him like a father and son, died because of a mission. He couldn't accept this fact.But when it comes to the fetters with Jiraiya-sama, Tsunade-sama is definitely the deepest one.

Zhizi saw several times, in the middle of the night, Tsunade-sama was wandering in the corridor of Hokage Tower, sliding down slowly while leaning on the wall, and what echoed was a suppressed whimper: "Big... idiot."

Naruto rushed out of Hokage Building, and after venting his anger, what followed was sorrow like a tide, and wave after wave came to Naruto.

lecherous fairy...

Naruto was in a trance for a long time, and when he returned home, the cup noodles were soaked, and the heat evaporated into the air, gradually cooling down, only the water vapor from the lid remained.

After getting out of bed and walking out of the house, Naruto bought a pair of popsicles, but there was no one to share half of.He was sitting on a bench by the side of the road, the melted sugar water dripping down Naruto's hand...

The sour liquid gradually blurred Naruto's eyes, along the cheeks, climbed to the chin, and then dripped intermittently into the soil.

For Naruto, Jirai is also a teacher, a father, and a relative.

Unexpectedly, things are impermanent.

……

In front of the water mirror, Kagura looked at Naruto crying, his heart was about to break, and he called out "Naruto little angel loves not to cry", with snot and tears like he just watched the dog blood at 08:30 drama.

"Xiaoxinxin, when will we get to Konoha?" Kagura snorted hard, wrinkling his cute little face.

The chubby man next to him said in a buzzing voice: "Tomorrow."

Tomorrow... Kagura casually pulled over a Biel, put it in his arms, flattened and kneaded it, and rolled it around: "Xiaoxinxin, it's still a long time, I can't use your ability 'biu' to reach Konoha!"

"That's too ostentatious." Nohara Shinnosuke rejected the proposal at once, and his brows, which were originally quite happy, were seriously frowned. It can be seen that this person's behavior is very strict.

Kagura pouted in dissatisfaction.But people are really boring... (rolling around)

Beard, who was crushed by the little girl, screamed "chirp" in despair, and from time to time, his immature face would be ruthlessly pressed against the ground and rubbed. "Gah!" I can't stand being provoked!

Beard desperately pecked at Kagura's hand with his sharp beak... and was easily restrained.

Kagura put her hand into Beard's throat, and regardless of the thrashing and struggling of the cute creature in her hand, she unreasonably pulled out a drool-stained humanoid stuff and put it on the ground: "Xiaoxinxin, are you going to What to do with this person?"

"Ah, he..." Nohara Shinnosuke glanced at the man in the gray ninja suit on the ground with his small eyes. He looks handsome and has two deep law lines, "Leave it, remember to leave the Sharingan for you." Sasuke will do."

Xiaoxin pondered for a moment: "Well... It should be easy for you to make eyes for him, and a good talent should not be wasted."

"Well? Well? You want to ..." Kagura's eyebrows jumped straight, and he threw Peld on the wild.

Beard let out a "croak", but unfortunately the pair of pocket wings that did not match his round figure could not fly at all.Fortunately, Nohara stretched out his hand in time and caught Beard who was flying in the clouds: "Of course you will be rewarded... Also, don't bully Beard all the time, Kagura."

Just plain!Beard screamed "croak" in Xiaoxin's chubby arms.

"Cut!" After making a grimace, Kagura squatted down, and the five-short little loli held her face and stared at the unconscious man lying on the ground, poked it with a magic wand, and said in a slightly regretful tone: " Tsk tsk, such a top-notch handsome guy actually fell into your hands, alas, I guess you won't give up until you squeeze out the last bit of value from him, right?"

"...Why is it so weird when it comes out of your mouth?"

Kagura pursed her lips, not bothering to pay attention to the fat companion with thick eyebrows and small eyes.

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Almost the stallion man and Miss Virgin have been going to comfort Naruto's little angel's wounded heart every day these days, but unfortunately the results are minimal, and Naruto, who is immersed in his own grief, refuses to be favored by anyone.

As for Zhizi, it's not that he didn't want to comfort the golden-haired kid, but...

In the past few days, she has been very busy.

Although Master Jiraiya failed in the battle with Payne, he let the psychic beasts bring back a string of mysterious numbers and a corpse.

——The corpse of the animal road in the Six Paths of Penn.

At this time, Zhizi was trying to open the head with a craniotomy, but unfortunately her strength was too weak, and she grinned her teeth and tried hard for a long time but couldn't do it.

No wonder Tsunade Hime's setting has strange powers besides medical ninjutsu. ==‖

After finally opening Payne's head, the question arises again - is it necessary to take out the brain that has been pierced with a black stick?

Zhizi glanced at the colleagues around him, everyone was investigating the iron rod on Payne's body, making sounds of "um", "oh" and "ow" (what the hell?!) from time to time.It was said that the autopsy was performed by the medical team and the intelligence team, but Zhizi was the only one who did it.

It's a little hot...

Just then, Zhizi's savior arrived.That is Senior Sister Mute.After saying to Zhizi, "Go and take a rest, I'm here", professionally put on the gloves and hat, and get ready to start.

Senior sister, good person!After Zhizi gave Jingyin a warm look, he slipped away quickly.As soon as I got out of the operating room, I immediately tore off the mask and took off the gloves...then went straight to the toilet.

Then in the toilet, Chiko starts thinking about life.

Now she knows Payne's secret, but she has to pretend not to know... Then it is herself who suffers.

The conclusion is——it was still because of self-inflicted suicide.

Thinking of this, Zhizi wished he could kick Lao Chuan in the face with a high kick.

A few days ago, Zhizi specially called Lao Chuan to ask what happened to the "disappearance of the traverser".

"Do you know 'Red Mist Warrior'?"

"I know."

"Do you know the 'power of existence'?"

"……Know"

"Isn't that enough?" Lao Chuan spread his hands and put on an expression of "Are you an idiot?" "You can't see this kind of playful stalk? Doesn't it mean that their existence has been erased... Well."

"I understand what you're saying..." Zhizi said, he almost knocked the time-traveling master to the ground with his fist, and growled, "But what the hell are those comics next door set, you bastard!"

"Fuck! Why are you hitting me?"

"You look ugly, your hands are itchy."

"You!" The time traveler jumped up and down in anger.

……

"After the traveler 'died' in this world, we will recover the soul, put it into reincarnation or throw it back to the original time and space, and then erase the existence of the traveler by the way, that is, erase other people's respect for him. memory."

"Didn't you say it's an old meme? What are you still explaining?" Zhizi was always easy to let go of himself in front of the great god of time travel, and after a while, he scratched his feet.

Pass through the knot of great spirit.

I really want to slap her to death!

"What I want to ask is, why do I still have memories of Uchiha Ruri?"

The God of time travel squinted at her: "Your existence, like other time travelers, is out of my control, so I can't erase the memory of her in your minds."

"Because the traversers are so out of control, I ask you to help expel them."

"OK, I got it." Zhizi made a "stop" gesture, "Be practical, can you give me any cheats?"

"..." The great traveler's eyebrows almost flew out.

……

After a few days, the anatomy team found nothing, and the black stick on Payne's body was still full of mysteries.

But at this time, Muye Village has ushered in a very important person.

As for how Chiko knew that it was an "incredible big shot", it was because Tsunade-sama personally asked her to take good care of the VIP.

Thanks to this distinguished guest, Zhizi was finally freed from the dark dissecting room, and the air outside was exceptionally free!

From a doctor to a welcoming lady, Zhizi was suddenly moved by his professionalism.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the "VIP" arrived on time, and figures gradually appeared at the end of the road.

This mighty posture! "VIP" came to Konoha Ninja Village with a whole team!

The scene is like a modern Maybach team.Zhizi, who was frightened by the scene, went up to him in fear. The leader was a big, fat man with thick eyebrows, small eyes, and two heads, who came with his own BGM.

"Hello, Mr. Nohara. My name is Zhizi Koizumi, and I will be your guide for this trip for the time being." Zhizi tried hard to pull out a professional smile.

The man looked at Zhizi, and suddenly his eyes lit up!

The author has something to say:

Insects have been caught.

That's right!I have bypassed the decisive battle between brothers!

Let those children's shoes who are ready to see handsome guys be disappointed!

In the last chapter, I said that the ending could be either HE or BE, and some babies threatened to send blades. QQ

After thinking about it, there are still two endings.That way everyone can see what they want to see.

Also, do you know if you know Beard, a super cute bird. (chick?)(//?//)

Beard’s setting here is a stomach leading to another dimension. Think about the scene where Brother Itachi was pulled(?) out, it’s so sour... (Brother Itachi fans don’t hit me!)

Brother Itachi won't die, he's put under Xiaoxin's hands to squeeze out the remaining labor force, as for what to do...hehe, I won't tell you! (Don't shoot bricks! Help! Help!)

There are also "Red Mist Warrior" and "The Power of Existence" from "Shakuyan's Shana", so old.

This is not Amway, uh!

Your Xiaoxin has arrived, the setting of the God of Work will not change, but the personality will be a little different.

The mature version of Crayon Shin-chan, Dangdang!

Thank you for the little angel who introduced me to the mobile phone. I probably won’t be changing to a new mobile phone in the near future. Just use the old one.

Finally, I’m about to write about the Battle of Payne, I’m so excited. (≧ω≦) The plot will be faster, mainly the emotional line, let’s fight for Naruto’s little angel, oily shrimp!

Also, and, look at my book - The art of collecting fast growth!People who click to save will become as smart as Shikamaru!