[Hokage] Chiko's plan

On this day, Zhizi met the great god of time travel.

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The time traveler said to her with a smile, brave girl, go and save the world!

"No, uncle, we don't have an appointment." Zhizi said indifferently!

Traveling through the great god: "..."

Zhizi looked like "I already know everything", she counted with her fingers: "Next you will ask me what wish I want, and then shamelessly ask me to complete a bunch of tasks, if I refuse, you will Will threaten me, threaten me, make me die, and in the end, I have no choice but to agree to your strong [beep——] condition with tears in my eyes..."

"It seems that you said something that was harmonized just now..." The God of Time Traveling couldn't help interrupting her, "I won't ask you to do anything excessive!"

"Sure enough, you still have to force [beep——] me..."

"I won't force [beep——] you!" The great god of time travel was helpless.

"Ah, I said it." Zhizi said, "I knew it."

The master of time travel was almost on the verge of breaking out: "Quickly end this stupid conversation! Tell me your three wishes! Otherwise, I won't give you a single wish, and I'll send you to reincarnation!"

"You don't even give me 100 yuan! See if this is strong [beep——] What is it?" Zhizi rolled over, "Baby won't obey, baby won't obey!"

The master of time travel couldn't help flipping through the small book in his hand, are you sure this guy is the protagonist of this book and not a psycho who escaped from some hospital?

Seeing that it was useless to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, Zhizi coughed in embarrassment, and simply sat cross-legged on the ground and picked his nose: "Let's negotiate terms, uncle. If you fulfill my thirty wishes, I will obey you."

Who asked you to follow me? !The God of time travel was full of disgust: "No, no, you can be this Chinese cabbage, three is three, and there are rules in our business."

"Come here! The God not only kidnaps children, but also forces them into prostitution. He's so insane, and he wears his underwear on the outside, and calls Xiaotian with a picture of a man... Ugh!" Zhizi's mouth was covered by the God of Time Traveling.

"What are you yelling!" The God of Time Traveling broke down a bit.

Zhizi expressed his desperation with his eyes.

The master of time travel let go of Zhizi's mouth: "I really want you to get out of here early!" He was vicious.

"Ahahaha!" Zhizi patted him on the shoulder, "After fulfilling my one hundred wishes, you can roll any way you want, do you want round or sliding? I also have package service here Nah!"

"Get lost!" The time traveler wanted to cover his face.

"Quickly tell me your wish," said the Great God.

Zhizi thought for a while, and said with a serious face, "Please give me the aura of Brother Chun."

The master of time travel sprayed, Nani? !

"Brother Xinchun, you will live forever!" Zhizi found out a tablet of Brother Chun from nowhere, and bowed respectfully.

The God of Time Traveling waved his sleeves.

【You got the halo of Brother Chun*1】

"That's all for now, you have to be there whenever you are called," Zhi Zi said happily, "Otherwise I will sue you!"

The master of time travel couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked her ass: "Go!"

"Ah!" Before Zhizi had time to yell, he fell rapidly.

"Poke—chrysanthemum—flower—you—was—thunder—hacked!!!"

—————Master Zhizi arrived—————

Zhizi pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and the bright reflection covered her "dipping" eyes behind the lenses.

Six years ago, in the 48th year of Konoha, Chiko came to the world of Hokage.

Zhizi felt the malice of the big universe, and she experienced the feeling of being born, but she said that she absolutely did not want to have this experience again.This made her feel like [beep——][beep——] being excreted from her body.

This is sour...

Also in that year, the number of newborns increased sharply. Not to mention Hinata, Sarutobi, Yume, Ikacho, etc., Guangyu Zhibo had more than 30, and most of them showed precocious and mature phenomena.But after the fox demon rebellion, these "smart babies" almost disappeared.

It's Zhizi's fault, of course it's Zhizi's fault.

Those short-legged little foxes who ran out excitedly as soon as the fox demon came were fine, who would believe it?

These people are the targets of Zhizi.

I have colorful pupils and colorful hair. I just need to look at others and they will fall in love with me.

凸(>皿<)凸

The God of Time Traveling tells Zhizi that what she has to do is to expel these people from this world and ensure the smooth progress of the original drama.

Expulsion certainly does not mean killing them.

How could the baby do such a barbaric thing? ╮(╯_╰)╭

Under the conspiracy and conspiracy of Zhizi, Mary Sue Jack fell one by one, and now the rest are hard bones.Zhizi hides her inquiring eyes behind thick glasses. Today is the day when new students report to the ninja school. Among them are three outstanding children. One is Uchiha Sasuke, the youngest son of the Uchiha patriarch.

But Zhizi just stared at him for a while, then looked away with a lack of interest. She cared more about the other two people, Uchiha Marisu and Senju Jack, oh no, it was Uchiha Ruri and Senju Mizuki , one is the colorful Virgin Mary Sue, and the other is the super invincible stallion man.

Blind the baby's dog eyes...

That's right, the hard bones refer to the two of them.

The second generation of officials is simply perverted.

One is the daughter of the great elder, and the other is the son of the patriarch.

Tsk, it's not easy to start...

Normally, behind these two people, there will be a master of the clan secretly protecting them, and the defense is not exposed, and Zhizi has no chance to hit the sap at all.

So she was going to change her mind, how about sowing discord between Mary Sue and the stallion man?

Zhizi gave himself full marks for his insidiousness.

Zhizi disguised himself and joined the freshman team, followed by a group of little radish heads, and went back to the first grade.

Their teacher is Unno Iruka.There is a scar on his face, but a very kind teacher, Zhizi likes him very much, because the first time he met Zhizi, he received a piece of fructose from him.

nice guy!

Zhizi, with fructose in his mouth, listened to the good guy Iruka blind BB on the podium.Today's homework is to recite one to ten items in the ninja manual, and tomorrow I will write it silently.But the children complained: "Alas—so many!"

There are only two types of people who can't bark, one is a master of learning, and the other is a scumbag. The former is because it is too simple, and the latter is because they don't know how to memorize it at all.And Zhizi said...why are you looking at me?Of course, Baobao will neither be a top student nor a scumbag, but Baobao will play the role of an ordinary girl with glasses and braces, an nymphomaniac handsome guy and a male god!

Therefore, Zhizi resolutely abandoned the book teacher, and turned to join the torrent of girls shouting "Sasuke-kun is so handsome".

After school, the students on duty are Zhizi and Uzumaki Naruto, yes, that Uzumaki Naruto.

At this time, our Yuban boy was complaining that he couldn't go home early to eat ramen.

"That... Naruto-kun..." Zhizi imitated Hinata and pointed her fingers, "Here... I'll just clean it... You, you go back first..."

"Oh?! Is it okay?!" After receiving my "shy" nod, the blond boy smiled brightly, "Then I will trouble you, Koizumi (Zhizi's surname), I always thought you were a Gloomy weird guy, I didn't expect you to be a good person!"

puff!Did I get issued a good person card just now? !

The branch is embarrassing.

Zhizi's plan to stay alone on duty is not because he wants to do good deeds, but to drive Naruto away.

Then she could do it.

The two letters with "Uchiha Ruri" and "Senju Mizuki" respectively are Chiko's secret weapon.

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Zhizi successfully put the letter from "Uchiha Ruri" into her desk, just as she stretched her evil little hand towards Senju Mizuki's desk, a voice suddenly came from behind her.

"Koizumi (remind again, this is Shiko's surname), what are you doing?"

It's Naruto!

How did that kid come back? !

Zhizi had a very good mental quality, and without blushing, he stuffed the letter into his sleeve, turned his head and said calmly to Naruto, "Mr. Naruto, why are you back?"

"Sure enough, leaving Koizumi alone to clean is a bit..." Yuban boy scratched his head shyly and grinned.

Zhizi suddenly felt depressed for a while, he was really dumb and couldn't tell what he was suffering from.

"What is this?" Naruto pointed to the letter in Zhizi's hand, "Could it be..."

"..." Seeing Naruto's teasing expression, Zhizi was speechless.

The author has something to say:

A brain hole from a long time ago, pull it out for a while.

2018/08/10Revised

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