New Times, New Hell

"..."Sleepwalking Fengdu" has a good publicity effect. Users have high expectations for this game jointly produced by Shuangjiao Technology and Luo Feng. If there is no accident, we will officially launch it before the Spring Festival according to the original plan." Wei Wei Pin said.

As the big boss of Shuangjiao Technology, Wei Pin came to the door in person before, obtained the IP authorization of Luofeng Ghost Festival Garden Fair, and carried out game adaptation and development. Now the game has finally been developed and the name is "Sleepwalking Fengdu".

Because the Spring Festival is approaching, Wei Pin specially took the time to come here before the holiday. Luo Feng bought some transshipment jade for his daughter, and bought a batch of Yin Qi detectors to give to relatives and friends as gifts for the Spring Festival. "The project situation.

After Shang Que heard this, he couldn't help showing a confused smile on his face: "It's finally going online..."

Although Luo Feng only authorized the IP and did not participate in the development of the game, Shang Que, as the IP holder, has put forward many opinions on the game planning. When Wei Pin saw his familiar smile, his heart skipped a beat. Han quickly reminded: "Mr. Shang, regarding your design in the game, please keep it a secret, otherwise once it gets out, it will be very difficult for us to explain to users..."

Shang Que waved his hand: "Understood."

After talking about the business, Wei Pin was about to leave, but Shang Que changed the subject: "By the way, I have something I want to consult with you."

Seeing his seriousness, Wei Pin's posture also became serious: "Mr. Shang, please tell me."

Shang Que leaned forward slightly, and asked seriously: "Has your daughter enrolled in any online learning courses? Do you have any better recommendations?"

Wei Pin raised his eyebrows: "Mr. Shang, is this for his own child? Or for a friend?"

Shang Que's face turned pale: "Of course it's my own."

Wei Pin was a little surprised: "I can't tell, Mr. Shang is so young, he actually has a child."

Shang Que coughed lightly, and was very humble: "It's not very young."

"Children at Mr. Shang's age can go to class, aren't they young?" Wei Xiao said with a smile, "But you are asking the right person. Mo Mo couldn't go to kindergarten and training classes because of physical problems. Me and I Wife has specialized in many online courses..."

As Wei Pin said, he really recommended a lot of online tutoring classes suitable for young children to Shang Que, and also introduced the advantages and disadvantages of different tutoring classes in detail, and then said: "However, online classes require parents to have enough time to accompany their children. So busy, if there is no special reason, it is better to let the children go to kindergartens and training classes."

Shang Que: "There is a special reason."

"Oh? What's the reason?" Wei Pin said, "If Mr. Shang doesn't mind, you can talk to me. I have some experience in raising children. Maybe I can give Mr. Shang some advice."

Shang Que crossed his arms and said, "Training courses will not be accepted."

Wei Pin was even more puzzled: "...Why didn't you accept it? Is there something wrong with the child?"

Shang Que: "You don't understand."

Wei Pin was at a loss, but since Shang Que didn't say anything, he couldn't ask further questions.

After talking about the matter, Wei Pin formally got up to leave, but when he pushed open the office door, he was startled by a fierce "quack quack quack—" sound, and then saw a programmer being killed by a big white goose Chase and run.

The big goose is about half a meter tall, chubby, and wearing a pink skirt, it looks really cute.

But the big goose's temper is obviously not as cute as her appearance. She is chasing after a programmer fiercely at this time, with a pair of big wings flapping like hot wheels, as if she can still hear the "whoosh" With the sound of the wind, the long goose neck looked for the right opportunity and pecked forward, hitting the programmer's heel all at once.

The programmer was tall and burly, and was bitten by the big goose so that tears came out of his eyes, and he begged: "Sister Peggy, I was wrong, you are not fat at all, really, you are the world's tallest Good goose—"

The goose grows very fast, and it didn't take long for Peggy to grow into a big goose. As her body gradually became stronger, Shang Que no longer restricted her range of activities. Now she often runs between the headquarters and the subsidiary.

Yu Zhengdu has been with Luo Feng for the past two days, and she has also been active at the headquarters. She did not expect to run into a programmer from a subsidiary company who came to report on work. As soon as they met, she said: "Peiqi, I haven't seen you for two days. Are you fat?"

Then the programmer understands what is called "goose's anger".

It was such a coincidence that Wei Pin saw it.

Wei Pin: "...??"

Luo Feng has a goose, Peggy, who likes to wear small skirts, and he has heard of it, but... is it true that programmers are so bullied by big gooses?

Is it true that the legendary programmers are not as powerful as geese?

Wei Xiao, who was born as a product manager, couldn't help taking out his mobile phone, took a picture of Peggy bullying the programmer, and posted a circle of friends:

[Wei Pin: Rational discussion, is the programmer's combat power really only 0.5 goose? [photo]】

In the photo, the programmer is squatting on the ground miserably, clasping his hands together in a requesting gesture. Opposite him, the big goose in a skirt has retracted its wings, proudly raising its long goose neck, and standing out The breast of the goose, the wings are slightly propped up, I don't know if it's an illusion, but it looks a little on the hips.

Wei Pin’s WeChat has a lot of people, and many of them are industry leaders. When he posted on Moments, he immediately attracted countless likes. He was also posted on the Internet with screenshots, attracting netizens: 【2333333】

[Although Wei Pin hasn't been a product manager for many years, he still hasn't changed his instinct to hurt programmers]

[Surprised, some people said that the programmers who startled the future were bullied by Peggy, I thought it was made up, actually? ! ! ! 】

[Programmer style review was murdered...]

Because of Wei Pin’s circle of friends, discussions on the combat effectiveness of programmers and big geese have been happily sparked on the Internet. Some people have specially made a combat power analysis map to demonstrate from different angles why programmers cannot beat big geese.

However, not long after this analysis was made, it was overturned by powerful facts.

@今日开始做欧神: Peggy is disobedient today, Dad is angry [picture]

In the photo, Peggy has her wings folded, her goose head hanging down, and even her goose feet are standing in the shape of a horoscope, she looks cute and pitiful, but in front of her, Yu Zhengdu has her hands folded on her chest, with a serious face, as if she is criticizing she.

Netizen: 【...The senior seems to be a programmer too?He won the goose! 】

[Thank you senior for rectifying the name of the programmer! ! ! 】

[Wow, a winner in life as a senior, as a programmer not only has thick hair, but also can perfectly control the big goose, I'm so impressed! 】

[The CEO doesn't seem to have posted a picture of a goose without a senior, right? 】

Because of the existence of Yu Zhengdu, the programmers finally managed to turn the tide in this battle with the big goose and successfully kept their reputation.

……

But at the moment, Wei Pin, who had finished posting Moments of Friends, was about to leave Luo Feng when he saw Yu Zhengdu coming out of another conference room with his computer in his arms. Said: "Peggy?"

Peggy quickly retracted her wings, clamped them tightly, and then ran towards Yu Zhengdu with a "pattapatta" on her goose feet: "quack——"

Wei Pin: "..." This goose is so obedient?

Just as he was surprised, Shang Que came out right after him. He glanced at Big Goose and showed a strict father's expression: "Peiqi, I just discussed with your father that I will enroll you in an online course after the Chinese New Year. You study hard, stop bullying poor programmers all day long."

Peggy flapped her wings: "Quack——"

Wei Pin: "...??" The online course that Shang Que asked him about was for Big Goose?

To tease him?

The corner of Wei Pin's mouth twitched, and it was not easy to ask Shang Que clearly. He always felt that he was suspected of questioning other people's IQ(?), so he shook his head, and left Luo Feng without further questioning.

After leaving the office, Wei Pin turned around and went to the bathroom. Unexpectedly, when he came out of the bathroom, he ran into Peggy again.

Peggy was coming out of the women's toilet opposite. Wei Pin remembered the legend on the Internet that Luo Feng's ducks and geese would go to the toilet by themselves, so he smiled and said, "Hey, Peggy, are you going to the toilet?"

What he said was just a casual joke, but the big goose's small eyes rolled around for a moment, then nodded, and made a "ga--".

Wei Pin was startled, and looked at her in disbelief: "Do you understand?"

The big goose looked away again, but this time it didn't respond to him.

Wei Pin was puzzled, and he was not sure whether the big goose understood or not. He thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, searched "Goose Peiqi" on Weibo, and suddenly jumped out. , beautiful photos of all kinds of big geese, and the legend of how cute and well-behaved she is.

However, the Internet only said that Peggy is smarter than ordinary poultry and is easier to raise. It is not an exaggeration.

Wei Pin calmed down a little. The IQ of geese is indeed higher than that of ordinary poultry, otherwise they would not be raised by some families to watch the house. As long as Luo Feng is smarter than ordinary geese and can understand simple passwords normal.

It was probably because Shang Que's registration for the big goose's training class left a psychological shadow on him, and it actually gave him the illusion that the big goose could understand human speech.

...But no matter what, even if this goose is smarter than ordinary geese, he still has to say that Shang Que's report to the goose is really outrageous!

Wei Pin felt that he had really lost his mind and went crazy. He shook his head with a broken smile, knelt down and touched Peggy's little head, and said with a smile, "You are so cute."

Peggy spreads her wings: "Gah——"

Wei Pin was about to get up when he suddenly posted a post on Weibo to share: Sister Peiqi successfully predicted the result of the game again! [picture]

The attached picture is a screenshot of a group chat, which seems to say that Peggy is like Brother Squid, successfully predicting the results of several games.

This Weibo post was made a long time ago, and it seems that there is no saying that Peggy can predict the game on the Internet. It is probably the same as Brother Octopus in the past. The choice between the two happened to be right.

Wei Pin naturally didn't take this microblog seriously, but he just happened to have a choice recently, so he asked casually half-jokingly when he saw it: "Peiqi, do you think I will take my family to Siling for the Chinese New Year? How about going back to your hometown to worship your ancestors?"

Wei Pin is usually busy with work, and spends less time with his family. It is rare to have a few days off during the Spring Festival. In previous years, because of his daughter Wei Mo's physical problems, he usually stayed at home. This year, with Luo Feng's products, Wei Mo can finally communicate with ordinary Like a child who goes out at will, Wei Pin wants to take his family to Siling for vacation, but the child's grandmother feels that the child is finally back to normal, and they should go back to their hometown to worship the ancestors together.

Wei Pin actually wanted to take the children out to play, but he was not very good at rejecting the elderly, and he was worrying about it for the past two days.

He just asked casually, and didn't expect a goose to really answer him, but he saw Peggy Xiaodou blinking at him, and suddenly flapped her wings, making a "quack" sound.

Wei Pin's heart skipped a beat. He didn't know if it was an illusion. He always felt that Peggy's eyes seemed to understand. He was puzzled and asked tentatively, "Peggy, are you answering me?"

Peggy just looked at him and didn't speak.

Wei Pin thought for a while, and changed the question: "Do you think it's okay for me to take my family to Siling?"

The chubby white goose shook its head.

Wei Pin was taken aback, and asked again: "How about going back to my hometown?"

Peggy nodded.

Wei Pin was really surprised at this moment, looking at Peggy with unbelievable eyes: "Do you really understand?"

Peggy didn't answer him this time, she patted her wings, swayed her buttocks and walked away.

Wei Xiao was confused, and didn't know whether to believe this big goose for a while, but he is not a person who does not believe in evil, and thinking of Luo Feng's various mysterious and unpredictable products, he hesitated for a while, and then sent a message to his family : [Let’s go back to my hometown this year, and go out to play again when I have a chance. 】

***

In the blink of an eye, the Spring Festival has arrived, and the future work and vacation arrangements of Luofeng headquarters and subsidiary Jinglu are the same as those of Yangjian Company. The Spring Festival is also a holiday, but there are also children who are about to be born during the Spring Festival. time off.

Luo Feng's business is booming this year, which is not the same as the tight office in previous years. The company sent everyone a year-end notice. During the Spring Festival, the colleagues on duty will have three times the salary in addition to the holiday. In addition, the company also let Lu Lingxi in advance. Arrange all kinds of benefits for the employees on duty, organize Spring Festival celebrations and staff New Year's Eve dinners at the reincarnation point, etc. Under such comprehensive arrangements, all employees are happy and happy.

On New Year's Eve, Yu Zhengdu took his boyfriend, a goose and a duck, and set off back to his hometown in Jintan Town to prepare for the New Year.

Shang Que went to Yu Zhengdu's house for the festival during the Qingming Festival, and gave him a set of antique teacups. Yu's parents also knew that Shang Que had no family members, so when they came again this time, the two elders expressed their welcome without saying a word, and Yu's mother even It was on the phone that he revealed his 12-point expectation to Yu Zhengdu.

Yu Zhengdu: ...his mother was simply bewildered by Shang Que's beauty.

This year is the New Year's Eve dinner prepared by Yu's father, and Yu's mother is arranging flowers and potted plants for New Year's decoration on the balcony.

Hearing Yu Zhengdu's call to the door, Yu's father came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and opened the door, calling out to his wife, "Zhengdu and the little merchant you've been thinking about are back."

Yu Zhengdu outside the door: "..." His mother is thinking about her son-in-law now!

Both Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que were wearing the same scarf, and Shang Que was still carrying a large bag in his hand. Seeing Yu's father coming out, Yu Zhengdu called out first.

Then Shang Que nodded to Yu's father with a somewhat unnatural expression: "Hello."

Yu Zhengdu snickered next to him, the thousand-year-old ghost couldn't call out uncle after all.

Father Yu didn't pay attention either. Seeing that their hands were full of things, he quickly reached out to pick them up: "Just come back, what are you doing with so many things?"

But before the hands could be touched, suddenly there was a long cry of "嘎——", and a duck and a big goose rushed out from behind Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu, which shocked Yu's father quite a bit.

Yu's father stared: "Why did you bring ducks and geese?"

Then he rolled up his sleeves: "It's just right, then let me show you my special skill - double-flavored braised meat."

Nanny Duck doesn't understand human language very well, but Peggy does. Hearing this, she spread her wings, twisted her buttocks, and ran wildly.

"Oh, the big goose has run away!" Dad Yu was anxious and wanted to catch up.

Yu Zhengdu quickly stopped him: "Dad, this is a pet raised by Xiaoshang, just like your own daughter, you must not kill it and eat it!"

Father Yu: "...huh?"

He does know that rich people have many tricks and like to keep strange pets, but raising a big goose... and treating it as his own daughter is the first time he has encountered it.

Muttering in his heart, he still had to pretend to be normal, Yu's father smiled sarcastically: "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding."

Only then did Yu Zhengdu wave to Peggy: "Peggy, come back, I won't eat you."

Peggy Xiaodou's eyes flickered, and she walked back cautiously. Seeing this, Yu's father said miraculously: "Yo, can you still listen to people?"

Shang Que nodded: "She is very smart."

Yu Zhengdu also said to Yu's father: "So this year, it is best not to have poultry meat on our table, not even chicken."

"Understood." Yu's father lowered his voice, "I'll put the scallion chicken in the refrigerator later, and take it out to eat after you leave."

Yu Zhengdu: "...It's all ready."

The Yu family is small, but the New Year's Eve dinner is very warm.

The three members of the Yu family and Shang Que sat around the table, and two delicate food bowls were placed beside the table for Peggy the goose and Duck the nanny to eat.

Yu's mother picked up vegetables for Shang Que while eating, and the more she watched him, the more she liked him, and she couldn't help but said, "Why don't Xiao Shang come to our house every year to celebrate the New Year?"

Yu's father glared at her: "What are you talking about, Xiaoshang doesn't need to get married?"

However, Shang Que nodded in a good manner: "Okay."

"Did you hear that?" Yu's mother glared back at Yu's father triumphantly, but also sighed with regret, "Oh, it would be great if we had a girl in our fight, and we can fight with Xiaoshang..."

Father Yu: "Are you talking nonsense again?"

Yu Zhengdu smiled mysteriously: "It's hard to say."

Yu's father didn't know why, but he couldn't stop Yu's mother's elated mood. She gave Shang Que a piece of scallion chicken with chopsticks: "Xiao Shang, come, eat some of that scallion."

The scallion chicken was served on the dinner table after all, but in order to take care of the mood of the big goose and duck, they didn't call the chicken directly, but replaced it with a secret code.

Yu Zhengdu took a look at the eating situation of Peggy and Nanny Duck, got up and added some fresh rice and chopped fruits to them.

Yu's mother also took a look at the opportunity, and was suddenly taken aback: "Oh, this big goose and duck have been eaten for a long time, and the food didn't spill out?"

Ordinary poultry can't avoid spilling their food on the ground. The Yu family's parents were prepared for these two pets to make a mess of the house, but they didn't expect that the duck and the big goose were so gentle and looked younger than their age. The children should be neater.

Yu Zhengdu said vaguely, "Xiao Shang is well trained."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the duck twist its buttocks and waddled towards the living room door.

Mother Yu got up quickly: "Is the duck going to run away?"

"No." Yu Zhengdu waved his hand, "It's just going to the toilet."

Yu's father was surprised: "Xiaoshang's ducks still go to the toilet regularly?"

Yu Zhengdu said casually: "What's the matter, Peggy can still flush water."

The Yu family's parents together: "...?"

City people really know how to play!

After dinner, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que were rushed to the living room by Yu's parents to watch TV. The Spring Festival Gala hadn't started yet, and the news was still broadcasting at this time, mainly about the preparations for the new year around the world, and everyone was beaming with joy.

Yu's mother chatted with the two of them while cleaning the table, and suddenly a not-so-pleasant news was interrupted by the peaceful and joyful news: "...a sudden heavy rainstorm in Siling accidentally triggered a landslide, causing many tourists to be trapped. The department is organizing emergency rescue... I would like to remind all tourists to pay attention to safety when traveling during the Spring Festival..."

Yu's mother sighed for a while when she heard it: "It's a crime, it's a big Chinese New Year, something like this happened..."

Father Yu leaned half his body out of the kitchen and nodded, "I hope those trapped are all safe and sound."

Yu Zhengdu hurriedly ran to unpack his luggage, took out his laptop and opened it to check the data of the life and death book system.

Seeing this, Yu's mother frowned: "Why do you still have to work during the New Year?"

Shang Que waved his hand: "It's a little urgent."

The Yu family's parents were puzzled, but seeing what the boss said, they didn't say anything else. Fortunately, after a while, Yu Zhengdu put down the computer and said to Shang Que in a low voice: "The data fluctuations are normal, and there should be no major casualties."

However, it is inevitable that the trapped people and their families will worry for a while.

Shang Que smiled and patted his neck: "Life is a matter of life and death, you don't have to worry about it."

Yu Zhengdu was noncommittal, but after all he felt relieved a lot, so he wanted to change the topic to something lighter, when suddenly Shang Que's phone rang.

He picked it up and looked, slightly surprised.

Yu Zhengdu asked, "What?"

Shang Que handed him the phone to take a look, but it was a message from Wei Pin: [Mr. Shang, Happy New Year, this is the lucky money for Peggy. 】

Wei Pin: [[Transfer]]

Wei Pin: [[Transfer]]

Wei Pin: [[Transfer]]

Wei Pin transferred three strokes of 18 in a row, adding up to a total of [-].

Shang Que: [? 】

Wei Pin: 【Fortunately I asked Peggy, otherwise our family would go to Siling for vacation during the Chinese New Year. 】

Yu Zhengdu: "Uh..."

He squatted beside Peggy and asked her seriously: "Peggy, have you told Wei Pin's fortune?"

Guiltyly, Peggy stuffed the goose's head into the wing.

Seeing this, Shang Que also squatted down: "Peggy, don't be nervous, it doesn't matter once in a while."

Peggy stuck her head out.

Yu Zhengdu looked at Shang Que helplessly: "You can't keep pampering her like this."

"I believe that Peggy won't act recklessly." Shang Que said, "You see, Wei Pin will be distributing his money right away, and he will still do things."

Yu Zhengdu thought about it too, so he touched Peggy's wings: "Then forget it this time."

He rolled his eyes: "I will save the New Year's money for you, and you can pay for it yourself when you enroll in training courses in the future."

Peggy flapped her wings proudly: "Quack——"

After saying that, Yu Zhengdu felt a little thirsty, so he got up to pour water, and poured a glass for Shang Que by the way. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he saw Shang Que leaning next to Peggy's goose head, discussing furtively: "Peiqi, share your red envelope with me, I have less pocket money than you!"

Peggy was aggrieved and whispered: "Gah—" Okay!

So Shang Que happily sat back upright, meeting Shang Yu Zhengdu's eyes.

Shang Que: "... Peggy herself said she would give it to me!"

Yu Zhengdu said sadly: "... Let me give you some pocket money."

The author has something to say: I have downloaded video and audio research on the sound of geese, but I can’t find the exact onomatopoeia. It’s a combination of “giggle”, “quack”, and “ahah”, so I chose "quack"……

Shang Que: Happy!