New Times, New Hell

On this day, Yu Zhengdu was having a meeting in the subsidiary's conference room. Suddenly there was a commotion outside, and the executive girl hurriedly knocked on the door: "Brother Yu, your duck is crazy."

A series of question marks appeared on Yu Zhengdu's forehead, and he got up and walked out quickly, when he heard a shrill "quack quack quack" cry from the direction of his work station, and a group of colleagues were pointing around there. Waving: "Boss, come quickly, your duck seems to be bewitched—"

Some people tried to appease the duck while talking, but when they approached, they were immediately greeted by the duck with its wings spread, and some people were accidentally pecked, and the voice of "嗤——" resounded through the office, and their eyes were full of tears: "This duck is too cute!" fierce!"

Yu Zhengdu: ==

He took a closer look, and sure enough the duck was very excited. When he saw his wings fluttered more fiercely, he was still circling in the nest, "quack-quack-"

A colleague was confused when he saw this: "Is it dancing ballet?"

The duck's wings protect the hatching nest: "quack-quack-"

Yu Zhengdu's heart moved, he took out his mobile phone to count the time, and then he lifted his spirits: "It's the little goose that's about to break its shell!"

The duck spreads its wings: "quack—"

Colleagues were confused: "Will the duck be notified in advance if the egg is about to break?"

Ordinary ducks certainly wouldn't, but this duck had been threatened by the ghost king before, so he didn't dare not inform.

Yu Zhengdu pretended not to hear his colleague's question, and sent a message to Shang Que on his own: [Peggy is about to be born. 】

Less than a minute after the message was sent, Shang Que's voice sounded behind him, with a hint of nervousness: "I'm here."

Colleagues around greeted each other, and some people were surprised: "Mr. Shang came so fast, did he just come here?"

Liu Wei stared and said, "Mr. Shang's equipment looks familiar, doesn't it?"

Yu Zhengdu looked back and was also shocked.

I saw Shang Que wearing a meticulous formal attire, with a... daddy's backpack hanging on his shoulder?

Shang Que stood upright, and drove the other colleagues away with a cold face: "What's so interesting about a goose breaking its shell? Hurry up and go to work."

When the big boss spoke, the colleagues didn't dare not listen, so they had to disperse silently, but they couldn't help turning around every step of the way, muttering to themselves: "It doesn't look good when a goose breaks its shell, so why is Mr. Shang here?"

"The one Mr. Shang is carrying... seems to be for childcare?"

"Speaking of which, Mr. Shang seems to be visiting goose eggs every day, right?"

"Wow, what a boss with double standards!"

When everyone was far away, Shang Que sneered, and said to Yu Zhengdu in a calm voice: "These people are so ignorant, they dare to gather around here, and want to be Peggy's first-sighted father?"

Oviparous animals have an imprinting effect, and they will instinctively follow the creatures they see at the first sight after breaking their shells. Naturally, it is impossible for Shang Que to let other people appear in Peggy's sight range when she was born.

Not only that, he glanced at the big white duck coldly: "Go."

The great white duck didn't even dare to cry, it jumped out of the hatching nest obediently, pinched its wings, and ran away quickly with its buttocks twisting.

Yu Zhengdu: "..." Nanny duck, miserable!

After clearing away all the living things except Yu Zhengdu, Shang Que took down the daddy's backpack and started digging out things from inside.

Small heat lamps, new nests, small water bottles, glucose, fresh grass in boxes, vegetable leaves, broken rice, bone meal, etc., and other miscellaneous things, and even a small square box.

Yu Zhengdu looked at the small box suspiciously: "This is it?"

"Goose Children's Swimming Pool." Shang Que said while taking out a small palm-sized swimming ring, "I don't know if Peggy will be able to swim when she was born, it's safer to have a swimming ring."

Yu Zhengdu almost choked up: "...you are really thoughtful."

Shang Que had a cold face: "I have read the Goose Raiders in advance."

Yu Zhengdu was ashamed: "I am really an unqualified father."

"Why are you unqualified? You have to be busy with work." Shang Que said, reaching out to caress the back of his neck, showing a reassuring smile, "It's enough to have me as your backing."

It has to be said that Shang Que was very powerful and convincing when he said such words.

...It would be more touching if the event it targeted was not raising geese.

Just as he was talking, the huge goose egg in the breeding nest trembled slightly, and Shang Que grabbed Yu Zhengdu's hand: "Come out!"

A small hole was gently pecked open in the white eggshell, and there was a thin, seemingly non-existent cry of a bird coming out of the eggshell. Come out a little.

Shang Que had been watching the movement of the goose egg intently, but when he saw the goose beak poking out, he suddenly paused, thought for a while, stepped back a little, and gently pushed Yu Zhengdu to the front.

Yu Zhengdu was slightly surprised: "Huh?"

At the same time, a bright yellow, fluffy, and wet head poked out from the pecked hole in the egg shell, and the small black bean eyes met Yu Zhengdu's gaze.

The little goose stretched its neck and made a low voice: "Hey——"

Yu Zhengdu's eyes softened all of a sudden, he showed a faint smile, and said in a low voice: "Peiqi, we finally meet again."

At this time, Shang Que leaned forward, stared at the little goose for a while, and suddenly said, "Call me Dad."

Yu Zhengdu squinted at him, and moved closer to him: "Well, this is your father too."

……

Because Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que live alone, there is no one at home when they are at work, and Peggy is still a young gosling, so naturally she is worried about leaving her at home alone, so she simply lets her continue to live in the company , You can take care of it during the day, and take it home depending on the situation at night. If it is inconvenient to take it home, Luo Feng’s ghost colleagues will help you to take care of it if you stay in the company, and you will not place an order.

Originally, Yu Zhengdu wanted to bring Peggy back to Luo Feng's headquarters to raise her. After all, the colleagues there knew all about Peggy's situation, but considering that Luo Feng was a ghost, it's best for Peggy to be angry when she was just born. It's better to stay in a more prosperous place, so I decided to put her in Jinglu Future's side before she moults.

Fortunately, raising goslings does not take up much space, and Peggy opened her mind as soon as she broke her shell. Although she is a bird, she can slowly acquire human habits and knowledge like a human child. To be precise, Because of the different growth cycles, Peggy's learning speed is faster than that of ordinary children.

But there was a small oolong in the middle, and Luo Feng's colleagues heard that Peggy had finally broken her shell, and they all came to visit, and they did not forget to bring small gifts. Their serious attitude towards a newborn goose surprised Lu The people in the future were shocked, but one of Luo Feng's employees didn't think about it, and brought a bag of eggs over.

The whole Jinglu future: "...??" Is it human! !Carrying eggs to see goslings!

This is scaring the goose!

At the beginning, the sand sculpture programmers of Jinglu Future felt that the behavior of the CTO, the big boss, and the colleagues at the headquarters was very confusing, but the ability of human beings to accept and adapt is beyond imagination.

Within a few days, the programmers not only began to accept this setting, but also involuntarily joined the ranks of caring for the goslings.

After all, the life of writing code is so boring, and it is a good leisure activity to look at the fluffy goose during working hours.

So not long after, strange posts began to appear on some Internet industry exchange groups and technical forums.

Title: Click to see fresh goose

Title: Surprise!Our boss keeps a peggy in the office

Title: She's So Cute

Title: I brought her breakfast specially, but she kicked it over...but I'm still addicted to her and can't extricate myself

Soon, the high-definition picture of Peggy the goose was widely circulated in the industry. Many colleagues knew that there was a gosling in Jinglu Future's office, and the colleagues were also confused.

[It's poisonous, what is it called Peggy, I thought I raised a little fragrant pig in the office]

[Programmers are really crazy, even if they suck cats and dogs, they actually started sucking geese? 】

[Don't use the map gun in front, it's the programmers who startled Heron in the future who are so crazy]

[But raising fluffy animals in the office is really relaxing!If only our company could have one! 】

[Looks like decompressing Liao, birds and animals are different from cats and dogs, they can't be taught at all, running around, barking and shitting, it's not as beautiful as it looks. 】

[I heard people from Jinglu Future say that their company's ducks and geese are amazing, smarter than cats and dogs, they don't bark at work, and they even go to the office toilet to shit? ? 】

[Let’s just listen to the bragging of people who startled Heron in the future. Can ducks and geese be smarter than cats and dogs? 】

There are many similar doubts in the circle. Most people think that it is not appropriate to raise ducks and geese in the office, and it will easily affect the normal work order. Some people suspect that this is a hype method by Jinglu Future, deliberately using gimmicks to attract people's attention And so on, this statement has been agreed by many people.

The Internet industry has a long history of hype, because good programmers are relatively scarce, and companies are under great pressure to recruit, and there are many tricks in recruitment promotion, all kinds of bragging about their own company's employee benefits, such as employee canteens, working environment, etc. Wait, some companies have launched the controversial so-called "Programmer Encouragement Teacher", recruiting beautiful women with big breasts to cheer and encourage programmers, and some companies have done "Pet Day", encouraging employees to bring their cats to work on specific days.

Therefore, it is not surprising that some people in the industry thought it was a hype when the news about Jinglu raising geese in the office in the future spread.

But not long after the voice of doubt came out, Shang Que's Weibo business suddenly became active.

@今日开始做欧神: One-week-old Peggy and her dad [photo]

The attached picture is the profile of Yu Zhengdu at work. A bright yellow goose is standing firmly on his shoulder, looking at the computer screen with him earnestly.

@今日开始做欧神：Sleeping Peggy [Photo]

The attached picture shows the little goose lying in a hood covered with a layer of cotton, and sharp-eyed netizens quickly recognized it—isn't this the hood of the sweater that seniors often wear.

@今日开始做欧神: Peggy’s new nest is very dense [Photo]

This photo shows Peggy squatting obediently on a head of fluffy and thick hair, which is so thick... there is no doubt that it is the senior's hair.

Netizens: […………………]

[Duck, this goose is too cute and obedient! 】

[? ? ? ? ?Bewildered, is this really the legendary social goose?Were you so good when you were young? 】

[Are you really looking at geese? ?All my eyes are attracted by the handsome side face of the senior, okay, nosebleeds are slowly flowing]

【...The goose named Peggy and the goose father, I don't know which one I should slot for now】

[Is the senior really a programmer?His hair is thicker than mine! ! ! ! 】

[I love Peggy Goose, since the CEO company adopted her, the appearance rate of seniors on CEO Weibo has skyrocketed, I am so happy [Hold Heart]]

【I'm the only one who thinks that the ceo's superficially blaming the goose is actually secretly blaming the seniors? 】

Shang Que's Weibo has a lot of attention, and he posted geese so frequently that he was quickly reposted to the Internet industry.

【Peggy the goose who startles the future looks really good】

[Ducks are also very obedient...]

【Come on, who can pose for a photo】

[Positioning can make a goose sleep in the singer's hat and squat on the singer's head so obediently? 】

[Hehe, if you have the ability to upload a video]

The people in Jinglu Future are really capable, and soon an internal employee anonymously released a video.

In the video, a big white duck waddled along a corridor with a fluffy goose.

At first everyone didn't understand why, thinking that it was an ordinary duck herding goose, and still feeling that this company is so magical that it actually let a duck bring a goose, but a few seconds later, an employee greeted the duck and goose: "Pei Qi, are you going to the bathroom?"

The duck didn't respond, but the goose flapped its wings: "cluck."

Netizens who watched the video were shocked: [What's going on?Can Peggy understand? 】

【Coincidentally? 】

As soon as he said that, he saw the duck and the goose turn around and enter a door. The video camera turned upwards and captured the door plate of the women's toilet.

Netizen: [...?It really is? ? ? 】

[Peggy has become a genius? 】

There are some similar videos, and soon, everyone will know that Peggy the goose, who will startle the future, is really high in IQ, not as difficult to deal with as ordinary birds at all.

Programmers from other companies are sour, of course, there is another thing they are more sour.

[emmm, I don’t know if the goose film was posed for a photo, but the singer’s hair is really thick. This company either doesn’t have a lot of work pressure, or Feng Shui is very good at raising hair. I don’t care, I’m going to submit my resume]

[Upstairs add 1, I also want to go to Jinglu to raise my hair in the future]

[You guys reversed the order, it’s not Jinglu Future who grows hair, only people with good hair can enter Jinglu Future]

……

During the lunch break that day, Liu Wei and a group of programmers from the company gathered together in front of the computer to study bets. There was a competition recently, and they often pooled some money together to buy a few bets.

Liu Wei: "Buy this one, I think this one has a better chance of winning."

Another person: "No, their strength is just like that. The last two games were won by luck."

Liu Wei: "Good luck is also a kind of strength!"

"I don't believe in such things as luck. I'd better buy one with strong comprehensive strength."

The two argued endlessly, and the colleague next to him got annoyed, and suggested: "Stop arguing, why don't you buy it with Brother Octopus."

Brother Octopus is an online celebrity blogger who specializes in predicting football matches. His Weibo ID is Asian Little Octopus. Because of the popularity of Brother Octopus, which was once all the rage during the World Cup, and the prediction results barely passed, he was nicknamed by netizens. For Squidward.

Liu Wei objected: "No, Brother Octopus is my idol's black fan, and I will definitely not buy from him."

Colleague: "Then we can only split up and buy separately."

Liu Wei: "Come on, are we buying balls? It's about thick colleagues."

Colleague ==: "Then you guys should unify your opinions."

Liu Wei was also a little helpless, looking at the colleague who was arguing with him: "If you don't guess punches, whoever wins depends on whoever wins."

That person: "It's so out of style."

While they were in a stalemate, there was a "quack" sound at their feet, and the big white duck took Peggy for a walk after lunch.

"Oh, I have an idea." Liu Wei said, quickly took out two pieces of paper, wrote the names of the two teams, then put it in front of Peggy, and coaxed, "Peggy, come and help the brothers make a choice." Bar."

Seeing this, the others laughed "hee hee" and said, "Yes, yes, yes, let Peggy make the decision. Peggy can buy whichever one she says, and no one is allowed to have an opinion."

Peggy's body grew a little bit, and because of the blessing of Shang Que's mana, she was much healthier than ordinary geese. Her tiny eyes rolled around, and then she stretched out her goose paw and stepped on one of the papers.

Liu Wei was overjoyed: "Peggy has vision."

Another colleague was a little disappointed: "Oh, Peggy also believes in luck. Not many people are optimistic about this team."

"Contrary to what Brother Octopus predicted, forget it, let's just take this one."

……

Yu Zhengdu had lunch with Shang Que at the headquarters at noon for several days in a row. Today, he stayed at Jing Lu Future's side because of some work, and Shang Que naturally ran over to eat with him.

As a result, not long after the two finished their meal, they saw a group of programmers from the company chasing after Peggy holding a bunch of small toys and high-quality goose feed with glowing eyes.

Liu Wei: "Peggy, Peggy, come on and make another prediction for us."

"Sister Peiqi, this is my little brother's offering today, please accept it with a smile."

"Goose Immortal, you are the goddess of our group!"

Yu Zhengdu looked confused, called them, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Everyone discovered that Yu Zhengdu and the boss were here today, and Liu Wei said excitedly: "Boss, Peggy is so good! She has already predicted four games for us!"

Another person: "She has surpassed Brother Octopus in our golf group and has officially become Sister Peggy!"

Yu Zhengdu:? ? ? ?

He asked in detail, and found out that Liu Wei and the others had been jokingly asking Peggy to predict a game two days ago because they couldn't argue, but they didn't expect the result to be predicted. They began to think it was just a coincidence, but with the previous For example, I joked and asked her to predict later.

In the second game, the strength of the two teams was very different. I didn't expect that Peggy chose the weaker team. At that time, everyone just played casually and didn't buy according to the result that Peggy predicted. Unpopular, it turned out to be a much weaker team that won.

Colleagues were taken aback, but they still thought it was just a coincidence. Later, they tried to ask Peggy to make predictions. They never thought that after four games in a row, Peggy guessed all of them right, and two of them were big upsets.

Because the first three games were accurate, when it came to the fourth game, a colleague boldly made a big bet and won a lot of money. It was the one who just brought small toys and high-quality food to Peggy. .

Not only that, because the programmers of Jinglu Future have developed a bad habit of posting geese. In the next few times, they also took pictures of Peggy's prediction process and sent them to the golfers. Now Peggy has become the goddess in the hearts of golfers. At a young age, she was honored as "Sister Peggy" by a group of elders.

After listening to the story, Yu Zhengdu was speechless for a while: "...Sister Peggy?"

He looked at the little goose Peggy who was surrounded by programmers. Peggy flapped her wings to look at him, stretched her neck and called, "Gah——" Dad!

Yu Zhengdu turned to look at Shang Que in doubt: "Is this a coincidence?"

"No." Shang Que only remembered something now, pondered for a while, and said, "You still remember that Peggy was a belly fairy in her previous life?"

Yu Zhengdu instantly understood.

In the past, the magic of shutting down the belly fairy was spread among the people because one of the abilities of the belly fairy is to predict good and bad luck, and Peggy was not an ordinary belly fairy in her previous life, she was refined by the demon Taoist Golden Crane Temple. With strong divination ability, Liu Ning'an's biggest purpose for raising her is to use her divination to make money.

Shang Que explained that Peggy should have been refined in her previous life and once possessed a living being. Therefore, although this ability has been greatly reduced after reincarnation, it has not completely disappeared. This is also a common phenomenon in reincarnation.

Shang Que: "It's not easy to predict good and bad luck as accurately as before, but it should be no problem to predict the team's game."

Yu Zhengdu gradually became excited: "... Feel like we want to get rich?"

"Fool." Shang Que stroked his fluffy hair, "Have you forgotten what happened to Liu Ning'an?"

Yu Zhengdu: "Wow, don't scare me."

The group of programmers didn't listen to their conversation, and they had already prepared the names of the two teams for the next game, and they were preparing to call Peggy to predict.

Liu Wei: "Peiqi, if your prediction is correct this time, I will buy you a luxurious goose villa."

Shang Que glanced at Little Goose: "Peiqi, come back."

Peggy had already started to move forward, but when Shang Que called her, she quickly patted her wings, screamed "Quack" and ran to Shang Que's side. Shang Que bent down and picked her up, and put her on Yu Zhengdu's shoulder. He warned: "It is not allowed to make these predictions in the future."

Peggy nodded: "Quack."

The programmers were wailing, and Liu Wei said with a bitter face: "Mr. Shang, don't be so stingy. We only play at noon, so we won't delay work."

Yu Zhengdu already understood at this time, and said: "It's not that you are not allowed to play, it is for your own good."

Everyone expressed their puzzlement: "Why is it bad to play this?"

"It doesn't matter once or twice, but too many times." Yu Zhengdu said, "If you have more partial wealth luck, it will affect your positive wealth luck."

These words are easy to understand and do not need to be explained, but Liu Wei is a little unconvinced: "Isn't it so?"

Shang Que took a look at the person who made a lot of money buying football: "You made a lot of money, right? If you don't spread out some of the money, you will soon be in trouble."

The man's face turned a little unhappy: "Boss, don't curse me."

Shang Que didn't bother to explain to him, and sat back beside Yu Zhengdu.

He didn't let Peggy continue to predict, and the others had no choice but to disperse. The colleague who was said to be unlucky by Shang Que was still resentful, and complained to other colleagues in a low voice: "The boss talks too much, I don't want Just relying on Peggy to make some money, do you need to curse me like this?"

The colleague comforted: "The boss always speaks in this style, so don't worry about it."

The man was still uncomfortable: "Speaking straight doesn't mean being poisonous, okay, damn it, I'm quitting."

He thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "Let me tell you secretly, in fact, I received an offer from a P2P company the day before yesterday. I thought our company had a good atmosphere, and I was still thinking about it. Since the boss is like this, Then I'll just leave."

The colleague sweated a little: "It's really unnecessary. Mr. Shang is a very nice person, and he hasn't treated us badly, but he's just too lazy to say nice things."

But the man couldn't listen, and said with some pride: "Hehe, didn't he just say that I was going to be unlucky? Let me be honest, the new company offered me a salary that was 50.00% higher than here, and my hometown is not about to be demolished recently. Is it, I am in good fortune, and it is not affected at all."

The reason why he dared to speak honestly to Shang Que was also because of his confidence.

Because of the episode at noon, the atmosphere among the programmers in Jinglu Future suddenly became low. The colleague who was stamped by the merchant to be unlucky was really angry and immediately submitted a letter of resignation.

Yu Zhengdu was a little surprised when he received the resignation letter, but Shang Que happened to be beside him, and shook his head: "Approve it."

Yu Zhengdu approved the resignation application. Because of this, the programmers exploded again. Everyone felt that it was unnecessary to cause such a small incident. The relationship between their departments has always been good, otherwise they would not get together to buy a ball. So everyone went to persuade that colleague again.

That person originally hoped that the company would keep him for a while, but he didn't expect Yu Zhengdu to criticize him so readily, he became a little annoyed, and it was even more impossible to change his words. Not only that, he also deliberately sent screenshots of the new company's offer to a few more familiar people Colleagues, it's a bit of a demonstration against the company.

That person submitted his resignation letter, but he still needs to hand it over, and he will continue to work in the company for the next few days. I don’t want to think that when he just arrived at the company this day, Liu Wei suddenly sent him a link: [Is this the P2P company that sent you the offer? company?It seems like a thunderstorm? 】

The man's eyes jumped, and he quickly clicked in to take a look, and almost couldn't catch his breath.

In the past two years, P2P companies have exploded one after another. He is not unaware of it, but how could it be such a coincidence that he just resigned.

Liu Wei: 【Really?I'll go, it won't be like what the boss said, right? 】

He bit the bullet and replied: [If it explodes, it will explode, and the salary is not much, and I am not short of that little money. 】

Liu Wei: [That’s right, you’re a demolition household]

Not long after he finished speaking, the man's cell phone rang. When he saw the number, it was a call from home. For some reason, his heart skipped a beat, and he picked it up tremblingly. He heard his father say on the other end of the phone: "...we A few nail households in this street have trouble, and the demolition will probably take a while..."

That person: "...On our street?"

The Internet information is so developed, and that P2P company is a well-known company. Everyone knows about this explosion. Just now, the programmers of Jinglu Future are already discussing this matter. It's about the person who made the offer and resigned.

"Damn, it's not true what the boss said, is the positive fortune affected by the partial fortune?"

Everyone was concerned, but many people thought the same as Liu Wei, thinking that the colleague was about to demolish the households, and the salary was not bad.

As I was talking, I saw the colleague who was being discussed put down the phone, and ran to Yu Zhengdu's station with a sad face. For some reason, Shang Que has been running to Jinglu Future for some reason, and he will also bring a computer to work next to Yu Zhengdu , the man pleaded: "Boss, boss, I was wrong, can you teach me how to save my positive fortune?"

Other programmers: "..."

I go!

God goose, father goose is also god!

The author has something to say: @今日开始做欧神: Today is Peggy's two fathers.

Netizen: Two fathers? ? ? ? ?