New Times, New Hell

Yu Zhengdu was stunned by the story of him and Shang Que raising a child together, and forgot to speak for a moment.

Shang Que started thinking about it again: "Don't worry, when Peggy hatches, I will enlighten her and make her the smartest female goose in the world."

The female geese are out...

Yu Zhengdu didn't know if he was so shocked that he lost his mind, but at this moment he could still complain: "Then can she take the college entrance examination?"

Shang Que really answered him seriously: "After opening the spiritual wisdom, there is no problem with IQ, but it is still a bit difficult to take the college entrance examination..."

Nonsense, of course it's difficult, a big goose can't even get a household registration, let alone the college entrance examination, kindergarten won't let her in.

Then I heard Shang Que continue: "The main reason is that her goose palm can't hold a pen, and she can't do the questions."

Yu Zhengdu said blankly: "That's such a pity, otherwise Peggy might become the first rocket scientist goose."

Shang Que glanced at him: "If you want to train her to be a rocket scientist, it's not impossible, I'll find a way for you..."

Yu Zhengdu quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I'm joking."

He doesn't want to see Shang Que forcing a big goose to learn algebra in the company in the future. He can accept it, but he has to consider the mood of other employees.

Shang Que finally arranged a place to incubate the eggs. The big white duck was very knowledgeable and knew that it was the place prepared for it. It didn't dare to call out. It obediently went to the place and squatted down until Kang Jin bought the nest You can start hatching eggs.

Everything was ready, Shang Que sat back in his seat contentedly, and saw that Yu Zhengdu hadn't eaten breakfast, so he couldn't help but frowned: "Why don't you eat?"

Yu Zhengdu came back to his senses: "I have something to tell you."

Shang Que: "Let's have breakfast first, don't be hungry."

Yu Zhengdu's lips moved: "Okay, I'll eat it now."

"Wait, it seems a bit cold." Shang Que touched the breakfast box and stood up again, "I'll go to the microwave to warm it up for you."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Hasn't the boss never been in a relationship?How did this considerate skill come about?

At this time, he could no longer say any words of rejection, and leaned back weakly: "Yes."

After warming up the breakfast, Shang Que asked after watching Yu Zhengdu finish eating, "What did you want to tell me just now?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Alas, after eating the breakfast cooked by the boss himself, and watching the boss imagine the life of raising daughter geese all morning, let him tell the truth to the boss at this time, he is really speechless.

But after all, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. You can't really wait until the child is older to make it clear... Ah bah, it's all because of Shang Que's strange words that brainwashed him, why wait until the child is older!

Yu Zhengdu was embarrassed for a moment, but still hesitated and said: "It's about me and you, I want to say..."

He finally opened his mouth, but he stopped again.

Shang Que saw that he hadn't continued for a long time, and couldn't help asking: "What do you want to say?"

Yu Zhengdu looked up at him with a dazed look in his eyes. Only then did he realize that he hadn't organized his words well.

Tell the boss directly that I have no intention of confessing to you?It is neither appropriate to say so, nor does it address the core issue.

Say I don't like you?He was subconsciously reluctant to say so.

He couldn't sort out his emotions for a while, but the arrow was on the line. After thinking about it, he decided to start with the culprit of this incident, that is, the inexplicable prophecy of the app, and said: "I think our app's big data Fortune-telling results are not always accurate..."

Shang Que nodded unconsciously: "Naturally, whether manual fortune-telling or big data fortune-telling, there are always problems of probability."

Yu Zhengdu said "emmm" pointingly, and hinted to him with crazy eyes, "So..."

Shang Que: "So what?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Sure enough, when it came to the critical moment, the tacit understanding between him and the boss' eyes was basically zero.

He sighed softly in his heart, and was about to go all out, when there was a knock on the door outside the office, Lu Lingxi pushed the door in, glanced at them, and said: "Boss, Xiao Yu, Qin Yue saw that he brought his company People came over together and said they wanted to sign our company’s band.”

Seeing that Qin Yue is a popular niche in the entertainment industry, with many fans, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que met him because of the "Youth Pounding" event broadcast live by Big Eyes, and accidentally helped him get rid of his late high school classmate Zhan Keji. Obsession, let Zhan Keji no longer be trapped in their high school classroom.

Now that Qin Yuejian is already Luo Feng's VIP customer, he not only purchased a full set of Luo Feng's products, but also upgraded Luo Feng's yearly package of the underworld communication service, and kept in regular contact with Zhan Keji.

But Lu Lingxi's words made Yu Zhengdu very confused. He asked, "What band? Where did our company get the band?"

Lu Lingxi pondered: "Kinnaluo."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

After Yu Zhengdu asked carefully, he knew exactly what was going on.

It turned out that he and Shang Que had exposed the cult leader Monk Jueyin who swindled the old man's money in the name of "King Dakinara" in Diyang, and subdued the two Western music gods who fled to the lower realm before the collapse of the world. Naro.

Because those pious and deceived old people hope to continue to hear the Sanskrit sound of Jinnara, Yu Zhengdu promised to send the audio to them later.

But Luo Feng didn't have professional recording equipment. It happened that the brokerage company that Qin Yue met started out as a music producer. Through his relationship, Yu Zhengdu rented their company's recording studio for two days and asked Jin Naluo to record a few pieces of music. , sent to those old people.

Yu Zhengdu's original intention was to help those old people realize their dreams, and Luo Feng was too busy with work, so after he sent the music, he didn't pay attention to the follow-up matters.

Unexpectedly, those few songs became popular on the Internet without knowing it.

At the beginning, the Sanskrit music was only popular among the elderly, and many elderly people also preconceived that these were music that the elderly would like, and they only spread it among their own circles, until some elderly children accidentally listened to it. When I arrived, I was astonished as a heavenly man, and then passed it on to the Internet.

The Jinnara Sanskrit sound is extremely special, it is a music form that has never been seen in the music scene today, it is obviously very Buddhist, but it is surprisingly melodious, as if it can directly enter the depths of people's hearts.

It can be said that anyone who has heard the Sanskrit sound of Kinnara will not be moved.

Sanskrit music is almost viral on the Internet, and it has already gathered a large number of fans without knowing who the performer is.

"Nowadays the popular dubbing of all major short video apps uses Jinnaluo's music." Lu Lingxi said with a twitching corner of his mouth, "I heard that some game anchors use Jinnaro's music as the background sound when they broadcast live. He became very polite while playing games, which surprised the fans."

Yu Zhengdu was also surprised: "There is still such an effect, how is it polite?"

Lu Lingxi: "When you say swearing, you always replace 'your mother' with 'your mother'..."

Yu Zhengdu: "...Is this considered polite?"

Shang Que obviously has a lot more say in the game environment, and nodded upon hearing the words: "In the game, forget it."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

The popularity of Jinnara's music has attracted the attention of many brokerage companies, but other companies are still looking for the background of this mysterious band, and Qin Yue sees that the company has rented a recording studio to Yu Zhengdu before. The company needs to move faster.

Yu Zhengdu thought for a while, and went to see Shang Que: "Do you want to talk about it?"

Shang Que waved his hand: "It's not a big deal, just go."

Yu Zhengdu was not surprised. For some reason, Shang Que seemed to be displeased with the two little music gods, so he nodded: "Okay."

He was about to get up, when Shang Que suddenly said: "You haven't finished what you want to tell me, have you?"

Yu Zhengdu paused for a moment. Obviously, this matter cannot be explained clearly in a few words. Qin Yue saw that he was waiting there again. He thought for a while and said, "Wait a minute, I'll come back and tell you after talking."

Shang Que felt that it was nothing serious: "Okay."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly showed a bewildered smile, and clicked on the computer page: "Then let me find a dress for Peggy to wear first..."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

It seems that the boss is really ready to be a father.

……

Yu Zhengdu didn't go to see Qin Yuejian and his company directly, but went to Jinnaruo and his company first, and explained the current situation to them.

After all, according to the situation of Jinnaruo's popularity on the Internet, even if the company fails to negotiate with Qin Yue in the end, there will definitely be other brokerage companies coming to him in the future. The attitude of the company, but the attitude of those two Jin Naluo.

The two kinnaras also seemed very surprised after hearing Yu Zhengdu's words.

It has been nearly a hundred years since the two of them came from the sky to the human world, but they have been hiding in Tibet, and later cheated with the monk Jueyin, and have not learned any living skills in the human world.

Since they were subdued by Shang Que and came to Luo Feng, the two of them had nothing else to do except the few pieces of music they had recorded before. Although Yu Zhengdu never felt sorry for them, they always felt quite uncomfortable. Sorry, I took the initiative to participate in Luo Feng's employee skill training a while ago, learning modern workplace skills such as excel and ppt. These two have just completed the training course and successfully became a glorious customer service operator. With their clear and pleasant voice Received unanimous praise from customers and became Luo Feng's "Customer Service Star" this week.

Neither of the two kinaros expected that the opportunity for a career change would come so quickly.

Yu Zhengdu smiled and said: "You are now very popular on the Internet, and there are fans spontaneously ranking your music, and you have reached the top of the wild list."

The two kinnaras looked at each other. Although they didn't communicate with mortals very much, they had lived in the mortal world for many years and knew something about mortal things.

For example, they still understand the basic concepts of the entertainment industry, fans, and rankings mentioned by Yu Zhengdu just now, but they have never thought that they can have these things before, let alone what it is to have these things.

Nv Jinnara looked puzzled: "Speaking of which, the number of beliefs we have received has suddenly increased recently. Is it because of this?"

Yu Zhengdu thought about the belief that Shang Que had obtained by relying on his appearance, and he was silent for a moment, then nodded and said, "If love and support for you is a kind of belief, I think it is."

"Jueyin, that old bald donkey!" the male Kinnaruo suddenly yelled, "You have lied to us for so many years! You have hurt us so much!"

Nv Jinnara also came to her senses now, and scolded together: "The bald thief told us that if we want to gain faith, we have to preach, and we have to deceive those old people! But he never told us that it turns out that being popular can also gain faith!"

Nan Kinara said angrily, "And the beliefs I got now are obviously much more than before!"

The more the two talked, the more angry they used all the curse words they had learned in the world, and they completely lost the temperament they should have as Western gods. They only wished they could go to the prison and beat Jueyin themselves.

Yu Zhengdu was sweating from the sidelines. No wonder the ancients said that healers cannot heal themselves. It seems that although Kinnara's music can save all living beings, it obviously cannot calm Kinnara himself.

He waited until the two kinnaras had almost scolded, then waved them to stop, and asked, "So, what do you think now?"

In fact, Yu Zhengdu had thought about their work issues before. Jinnaluo has a talent in music, and it would be a waste to stay with Luo Feng as customer service, but Luo Feng is not familiar with the music field, and Jinnaluo's Music is very special. If it is not handled well, it is likely to be used by Jueyin like before. In addition, Jinnara made a mistake and is still serving his sentence. Therefore, he has always been conservative on this issue.

But now things have turned around, Kinnaruo has become popular on the Internet, and professional brokerage companies offer olive branches. If they want to enter the entertainment circle, they can definitely get a better plan.

The two kinnaras looked at each other, and they both saw the same meaning in each other's eyes. The male kinnarao nodded and said to Yu Zhengdu: "If you and Mr. Shang hadn't brought us back from Jueyin, It is impossible for us to get so many beliefs, so ... we listen to the company's arrangements."

"Okay." Yu Zhengdu looked at them and said with a smile, "Then I suggest you make your debut."

He did this not because he expected how much money Jinnaruo would make for the company, but because he now knew how important beliefs in the world are to ghosts and gods. It is impossible to stop them.

Kinnara showed a little joy on his face, but he was still a little worried: "Will Lord Ghost King agree?"

Speaking of Shang Que, Yu Zhengdu couldn't help but feel complicated again. It has to be said that Shang Que has always supported him...

He sighed softly in his heart and said, "Let me tell him, he won't object."

Only then did Kinnaro feel relieved: "Thank you very much."

However, Jinnara is not a mortal after all. In the era of the collapse of the world, their actions should be within the jurisdiction of Luo Feng. Therefore, after discussion, the two parties decided that the follow-up labor contract of Jinnara should still be signed by Luo Feng. Outsourced to a reliable brokerage company in the form of sharing cooperation, Luo Feng and the brokerage company get the corresponding share, and the rest belongs to Kinnaruo himself.If they really become popular and get busy, Luo Feng can assign special assistants for them.

Kinnara didn't expect that the two sinners who were serving their sentences would have such an opportunity, so he was very grateful for a moment.

After confirming the intention of Kinnara, the next step is the image of Kinnaro.

The female Kinnaro is okay, she looks dignified and beautiful, not to mention playing the piano and singing, even if she can't do anything, it is more than enough to be a traffic vase when she debuts.

But the male Kinnaruo is more worrying. The classic appearance of men in their family is a horse-headed human body. This image is a problem even when going out, let alone debuting.

The male Kinara also knew that his appearance was more curious, so he wept and said, "Is it because I can't make my debut like this?"

Yu Zhengdu looked at him thoughtfully: "Not necessarily."

……

The agency Qin Yue met was called Starway, which started out as a music player. Its professionalism is not bad, but its scale is small, and its resources are a bit abused. It turned out that it had a popular singer under its banner, but it turned out that it was not long before the big company became popular. He was poached away, but fortunately, Qin Yue saw him later, so he succeeded in renewing his life.

However, Qin Yue sees that the main development field is drama, so Starway has always hoped to win another star in music, but now that the Chinese music scene is in a downturn, although Starway has some accumulation in music, the few newcomers it launched before are not good enough. Not very successful.

A while ago, Qin Yue told the company that a friend wanted to rent the company's recording studio for a few days. The company was not very willing at first, but Qin Yue saw that he was the company's first brother. For his sake, he finally rented it, but there was nothing special about it. focus on.

Until later, when Jinnara's music became popular on the Internet, Xingcheng didn't realize that the music was recorded in their recording studio. It was when the company mentioned this mysterious band in a meeting that Qin Yue said it.

Starway is simply too regretful. Who would have thought that the friends Qin Yue met actually had talents in this field. This is because the other party is not a professional. They have already expected that if there is a professional team for this What kind of sensation will they cause in the music world to build and package a mysterious band.

Fortunately, it was not too late, Qin Yue saw this relationship, allowing them to find Luo Feng one step earlier than other brokerage companies.

This time, it was Starway's music director Xu Hui who came with Qin Yue.

Yu Zhengdu talked with Xu Hui for a while, and confirmed that the other party is very reliable in terms of cooperation sincerity and professional ability. In addition, Jin Naluo is in a special situation. If he is in Starway, Qin Yuejian can take care of him, which is obviously better than going to other places. The company should be more suitable.

After thinking about it for a while, Yu Zhengdu decided to give Starway a priority. Of course, more cooperation details need to be handed over to professional personnel for further evaluation and judgment.

But right now, it is still necessary to let Jinnaruo and the people from Xingcheng meet first.

"Let me introduce to you, these two are colleagues from our company and members of the mysterious band you are looking for, Jin Na and Jin Luo." Yu Zheng Watanabe said as he opened the door of the reception room, and put the two of Jin Na Luo Someone called in.

Seeing that he and Xu Hui were solemn, Qin Yue stood up together and looked in the direction of the door.

In the next second, both of them showed shocked faces.

After a long while, Xu Hui opened his mouth stammeringly: "Two, hello two."

Qin Yue was also a little speechless when he saw it: "Miss Jin Na is so pretty, Mr. Jin Luo...It's really interesting."

There were two people who came in, a man and a woman. The woman was dignified and beautiful, and the man was also tall and straight. However, on the man's head... was a plastic horse head.

Yu Zhengdu said calmly: "Mr. Jin Luo is rather shy and has a little social fear, so he doesn't like to show his face at ordinary times, please forgive me."

Qin Yue stared and said, "Then you don't need to wear a horse's head, do you?"

Yu Zhengdu said lightly "Oh": "He usually likes to watch BoJack the Horseman."

Seeing Qin Yue, Xu Hui: "..."

Xu Hui pondered for a while, and said, "But if Mr. Jin Luo wants to debut, it may not be appropriate to wear a horse head all the time?"

"Why isn't it appropriate?" Yu Zhengdu said, "I've already thought of the name of their band, and it's called Sagittarius."

Everyone:"……"

God TM Sagittarius, people Sagittarius is obviously a centaur, okay!

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