New Times, New Hell

As soon as Hou Guangzong's words came out of his mouth, the audience was in an uproar.

The students looked at each other in blank dismay, and many of them wondered if they had heard it wrong.

Hou's father and Hou's mother, who were about to listen to their son's speech carefully with their chests upright, looked at each other in a daze, and Hou's mother asked in confusion, "What is Guangzong talking about?"

The elderly don't have a high level of understanding of these Internet buzzwords, but the word "garbage" is simple and straightforward, and anyone can tell that it is definitely not a good word.

Hou Guangzong himself had a look of astonishment, the sentence just now was not his speech... But, it was from his heart, but how could he say what he thought inexplicably?

There was a panic in his heart, and he tried to calm himself down, thinking that he was probably too excited to forget his form, so he didn't pay attention to his mouth and told the truth.

Fortunately, this remark is a bit of an Internet joke, and it can be redeemed.

At this time, all the eyes of the audience have gathered. If there were still many people deserting just now, after his shocking speech, everyone couldn't help being attracted, wanting to see what he had prepared Only such a speech draft can come up with such an opening statement.

Hou Guangzong showed a stiff smile, cleared his throat again, and said, "Just now I was joking with everyone, what I really want to say is, you—you..."

He wanted to say some beautiful words to turn things around, but at this moment, something seemed to surge up in his chest, rushing left and right, and his internal organs were instantly painful as if they were about to burst, making his plastic surface say a word. Can't tell.

Hou Guangzong's face turned pale and he was sweating profusely. There was a panic in his heart, and an impulse to tell the truth surged up. He looked blankly at the audience and met his father's eyes. Xing said: "Guangzong, tell me quickly..."

Hou Guangzong nodded, and said: "You guys are not as good as me. Although my grades are not as good as yours in the past four years, I still have a better job than you, and my girlfriend is prettier than you. Even today's speech representative is me... ..."

These words are the true thoughts in his heart. He usually held back and dared not say them, but now that he said them in one breath, he suddenly felt much more comfortable, and the force of rampaging in his internal organs was also reduced.

But off the field, it was like a pot exploded. The students were in an uproar and whispered in disbelief. Even the school leaders were collectively stunned and forgot to give further instructions.

The student who lost his temper couldn't hold back, stood up and pointed at him and shouted: "Hou Guangzong, what are you talking about, you idiot? Say it again if you have the guts!!"

Zhu Yan was also taken aback, and discussed with the students next to him on the spot: "I'll go, Hou Guangzong is too inflated, bragging in front of so many people?"

"It seems that the class group and the circle of friends are not enough for him to show off, he needs a bigger stage!"

At this time, Hou Guangzong also realized what he said, and there was a burst of fear in his heart, so he wanted to defend himself, but just as he opened his mouth, the force in his body that he didn't know where came from made his face turn pale again, and he was in extreme pain So he had to tell the truth: "You don't know, my uncle is a high-ranking official in the city. He is very capable. For a company like Xinxing, he let me in with just one word, and I will also enter Jiao Shanlan's soon after." The laboratory, anyway, the gap with you will only widen, and you will only envy me in the future..."

As soon as he said these words, Jiao Shanlan's expression changed as he just stepped off the podium.

Jiao Shanlan turned around, returned to the stage again, took the microphone from the host, and said to Hou Guangzong: "Student, I remember that I didn't allow you to enter my laboratory, did I?"

Hou Guangzong wished he could shut up immediately, but as soon as he wanted to avoid it, the pain in his body flared up again, forcing him to speak for relief: "With my uncle backing me, you can't refuse."

As soon as he said this, Hou's father, Hou's mother and his aunt who had already squeezed a cold sweat for him in the audience couldn't sit still anymore. His aunt stood up suddenly and shouted: "Guangzong, you hurry up and shut up!" !"

Hou Guangzong didn't dare to look at his aunt at this moment. If he could, he wished to get off the stage immediately, but he couldn't control himself at all.

He raised his head and chest, and said righteously: "No, I want to say!"

As soon as he said this, he felt the burning pain in his chest relieved a lot, and he couldn't help calling out to his aunt: "Auntie, although uncle is very capable, you should not be so bossy, it's quite annoying."

Hou Guangzong's words were spoken into the microphone, and word by word was clearly spread throughout the corners of the auditorium. At this moment, the students were dumbfounded.

Although Hou Guangzong's aunt is usually domineering, she still has the most basic sense of propriety as an official wife. At least...the use of public power is such a sensitive matter that it must not be discussed publicly.

As soon as Hou Guangzong said this, she rolled her eyes and almost pouted, pointing to the stage and gasping for breath: "You, you—you eat inside and out!"

Fortunately, Hou's father and mother supported her quickly, so she didn't fall down. Hou's mother couldn't stop stomping: "Guangzong, what are you doing!"

Zhu Yan even gave a thumbs up: "Damn, I really underestimated this guy before, showing off suicidally, Rui Sibai!"

The students next to me also rushed to praise: "It's so exciting!"

After all, Jiao Shanlan has experienced a lot of wind and waves, so he can still continue to ask calmly at this time: "I remember, the student who was originally a new star in your college should be Yu Zhengdu, but his offer was revoked later, and you replaced him, right?" ?”

At this time, Hou Guangzong had begun to show self-abandonment. He knew that if he was dishonest, the mysterious force would immediately torture him to death, so he could only nod dejectedly and said: "Yes, I have already Seeing that he is not pleasing to the eye, he is just a dick, pretending all day long, and there are a bunch of nympho who like him. Besides, although my uncle opened the way for me, I still have to get something out to stop others So I took the project that Yu Zhengdu did to apply for the job, and of course I can’t let him appear in Xinxing again.”

classmates:"…………"

The scene turned to Yu Zhengdu again, and his eyes were full of sympathy and injustice for him.

Yu Zhengdu also: "..." In fact, he knew it a long time ago, but he didn't expect it to explode in this way.

As early as not long ago, he had found evidence in Hou Guangzong's computer and mobile phone. The reason why Hou Guangzong was so guarded against him was actually simple. Apart from the fact that the two of them had been fighting each other, Hou Guangzong's stepping stone to enter the new star was actually Stealing a project done by Yu Zhengdu University.

Not only that, but he also took some other projects of Yu Zhengdu as his own experience, as his capital to enter Jiao Shanlan's laboratory.

So Hou Guangzong must prevent Yu Zhengdu from entering Xinxing no matter what, and even prevent Yu Zhengdu from appearing in any large enterprises that may cooperate with Xinxing.

Seeing the eyes of the surroundings gathered on him, Yu Zhengdu's lips moved, and finally he could only cover his mouth and lower his head.

Students: ... Miserable, really too miserable! ! !

The outstanding student with the number one major in Tangtang Academy actually found out the truth at the graduation ceremony. No wonder he couldn't help crying while covering his face.

No one will cry!

In fact, Yu Zhengdu's heart was really broken: Please don't look at me anymore, please?I can't help but laugh out loud! ! ! !

In the end, Yu Zhengdu couldn't bear it any longer, so he simply leaned his forehead on Shang Que's shoulder, buried his face in the crescent of his neck, and asked in a low voice, "Boss, what exactly is that iron ball of yours? Hou Guangzong pretended well It's weird, how can you say that you are crazy?"

Shang Que smiled gracefully, and explained to him: "In the past, the underworld was busy with official duties, and sometimes they would select some officials from Yangjian to act as the king of Hades and judges..."

Honest and honest Yangjian officials are occasionally selected to act as the king of Hades. At night, chariots and horses from the Yin Cao Division will come to greet them and take them to work in the underworld, because they are worried that the people in Yangjian may bend the law for personal gain and be promoted to the palace. The former officials need to swallow an iron bullet first. This iron bullet was cast by the Emperor of Heaven to calm people's hearts. After the work is over, they spit out the iron bullet.

Once the person who swallowed the iron pill wants to do something against his will, or say something against his will, the iron pill will explode, impacting the internal organs, and he has to deal with it impartially, and tell the truth.

And the pigeon egg that Shang Que was going to give to Yu Zhengdu just now was the iron pellet cast by the Emperor of Heaven. Now this iron pellet is in Hou Guangzong's stomach, so he can't say anything that he disagrees with. What he said, What he does can only be the true thoughts in his heart.

Yu Zhengdu couldn't help clasping his fists together: "You still have a way to be ghosts!"

No wonder there is an old saying that if you don’t do anything wrong, you won’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night!

On the podium, the scene was completely out of control.

Jiao Shanlan had a meaningful expression on his face: "Then your uncle is really capable."

Aunt Hou Guangzong's eyes went dark when she heard this, and she turned her head tremblingly to look back. It was no surprise that almost all the students were videoing Hou Guangzong with their mobile phones. She yelled in a panic: "Hurry up!" Drag that bastard out of the way, and quickly—”

Sure enough, Hou Guangzong seemed to want to continue to blow himself up, but the school staff rushed up and dragged him down under the instructions of the leader.

"Let me finish talking before leaving—" Hou Guangzong seemed to be determined to answer this question, holding on to the podium and refusing to let go, and seized the last chance to continue the microphone, "My uncle is an official in the city, of course he is very capable. If he said a word, the dean would give me the qualification of student representative—"

As soon as the words came out, the students let out another "wow--", of course it was not because of an accident. Their dean usually has a bad reputation. These days, colleges and universities are no longer ivory towers. He looks a little dirty, but it's another matter to be exposed in public like this.

I have to say that the students were really a little happy.

The dean didn't expect to be involved at the last moment, and immediately rolled his eyes and sat down on the seat.

The students were watching the play with great enthusiasm. Seeing Hou Guangzong being dragged away, they couldn't help but feel very regretful, and they all shouted: "Don't go!!"

"Encore Encore!! Please come back!"

"Hou Guangzong, come back soon—I'd like to buy scalped tickets for you to listen to your speech!"

Zhu Yan couldn't help but began to applaud: "Hou Guangzong, well said! I apologize for scolding you before, a real man, dare to blow yourself up!!!"

Fearing that the students might misunderstand, he hastened to add: "I'll add a dog's head to myself, students!"

Under his leadership, the students applauded one after another, and the whole auditorium suddenly burst into thunderous applause.

"Hou Guangzong, although you are an idiot, we are full of respect for this wave!"

"We will always remember you!!!!"

Student Hou Guangzong finally received the highest and most sincere tribute in his four-year college career!

As the saying goes, anti-corruption depends on relatives!

Student Hou Guangzong, he did what he did and did not hesitate to blew himself up, great job!

The graduation ceremony, which was destined to go down in the annals of the school's history, ended in such a noisy manner.

But for those who were publicly nominated by Hou Guangzong, the farce has only just begun.

When Hou Guangzong was dragged backstage, his hair was already soaked in sweat.

The thing in his body was so cruel, he ran around non-stop if he was a little dishonest, until now, his stomach was still in pain like it was being burned by a raging fire.

The school leader turned pale with anger: "Hou Guangzong, what you did today is so absurd, the school decided to withdraw your graduation certificate."

Hou Guangzong wanted to cry, but he pointed to his mouth to explain, but he couldn't say a word that was inconsistent with the facts.

Fang Mingyi, who was putting on her make-up backstage and was about to perform on stage, was also shocked by the accident. She grabbed Hou Guangzong's arm and asked, "Guangzong, what's the matter with you? Why did you say that in front of everyone?" Those words?"

Why are you asking questions again! ! !

Now when I hear a question, I have to answer it, you know!

Hou Guangzong held Fang Mingyi's hand, hoping that his affectionate eyes could comfort her as much as possible, so that she would not be mad at his words.

He said affectionately: "Didn't you already know? Didn't you stay with me because my uncle can help you into the TV station?"

Fang Mingyi's face immediately changed when he heard the words: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

There were two tears in Hou Guangzong's eyes. He was really crying, but what he said was even more irritating: "I still remember the time when you chased Yu Zhengdu two years ago. You took the initiative to make an appointment. You know how many times you hit him."

At this time, there were still many staff members in the backstage, including those who performed with Fang Mingyi. Everyone was taken aback by these words. Although they didn't discuss it openly, they all made eye contact.

Fang Mingyi became anxious immediately, and stretched out her hand to slap Hou Guangzong: "You are talking nonsense, I am with you sincerely, yet you slander me so much!"

Hou Guangzong covered his cheeks, "Woooo" started to cry, twitching while crying: "I'm really with me? I've been chasing you for three years, why haven't I seen your heart move before you know my uncle's real identity? One day, you invited Yu Zhengdu to watch a movie, did you forget?"

Fang Mingyi's face was blue and white, and she didn't dare to look at the eyes of her surroundings. Finally, she could only stamp her feet and shout, "Hou Guangzong, I want to break up with you!"

After that, he covered his face and ran away.

At this moment, a slight cold wind blew from the backstage, and Hou Guangzong's throat felt cold again, as if something had passed through the esophagus and left his throat.

He just felt dizzy for a while, then looked at the scene in a daze, and asked in a daze, "Huh? What's going on? Why did I come backstage? Isn't it time to start giving a speech?"

Officials in the underworld acting as judges of Hades will spit out iron pills and return to their physical bodies before daytime. When they open their eyes, they will also forget what they experienced at night.

Hou Guangzong, whose mind was confused, hadn't cleared up the situation before him, when he heard his aunt's heart-piercing scream: "Hou Guangzong, you bastard, you caused your uncle to be on the hot search—"

Outside the auditorium, Shang Que spread out his palms to Yu Zhengdu. In his palms, iron balls the size of pigeon eggs shone coldly and sternly: "For you."

Yu Zhengdu looked at the iron bead with 12 disgust on his face: "Is this just taken out of Hou Guangzong's stomach? I don't want it!"

Shang Que: "..."

He calmly threw the iron ball away, took out another wet tissue from nowhere, and began to wipe his hands.

The author has something to say: Rui Sibai = respect, respect!

The information on Yan Wang Shengdian Swallows Iron Pills is based on Yuan Mei’s "Zibuyu" in Qing Dynasty. The title of the article is "Yan Wang Shengdian Swallows Iron Pills First".

Interested students can go and have a look.

I have to say that there is a way to fight corruption and promote integrity in the underworld!